What are some jokes about crows?

The crow and the fox

Once upon a time, there was a crow who didn't like thinking, so he always did something stupid.

This winter, it is very, very cold, and it is difficult to find something to eat. The crow is often dizzy from hunger. One day, it suddenly found a piece of fat on the ground. It can't believe that it will have such good luck. It wiped its eyes hard, and when it looked carefully, it was really a piece of fat. It's very happy. It rushed up to get the meat and flew to a big tree, intending to have a good meal. Unexpectedly, at this time, a fox came. The fox has not eaten for two days. It saw a piece of meat in the crow's mouth, and the saliva immediately flowed down. I think it would be great if I could trick the crow into eating meat for myself! So the fox stood under the tree and smiled at the crow. Hello, Mr. Crow, I heard that the bird king will be chosen recently. With such a good condition as you, won't you run for office? The crow was very concerned when he heard that he would choose the bird king. He stared at the fox with wide eyes. He just wants to find out the truth. Suddenly he remembered that he still had meat in his mouth. He quickly shut up and just shook his head in disbelief. The fox saw the crow's mind and quickly said, "Oh, you are the most qualified to be elected king of birds." The crow still cocked his head and looked at the fox suspiciously. The fox is very serious. He moves his finger and gives an example to the crow. "First, you have a good figure and are handsome. The crow nodded happily when he heard the fox praise it for its good figure. The fox went on to say, second, you fly high and fast, and you are brave and invincible. Crow head is happier. " Keep an eye on the fox and wait for it to continue. The fox's mouth is sweeter when he sees the door. Third, his voice is mellow and everyone loves to hear it! I've heard your songs, Thrushcross and Oriole, and their voices are almost impossible to listen to. The crow was so happy that he looked around and looked at himself up and down. He can't help but be elated. It turns out that my conditions are so good! This bird Wang Yiding belongs to himself! But the fox went on to say that everyone recognized the first two items, but some people didn't believe the last one. The crow was very happy to hear that. When someone suspects that his voice is bad, he becomes anxious. In order to prove that his voice is beautiful, he croaked. But the crow didn't expect that as soon as his mouth opened, the fat fell out of his mouth. The fox was so happy that he jumped up with a brush and opened his mouth to catch the meat. The crow sang and sang, and something was wrong. Look down, where's the fat? ..... The crow suddenly understood and almost fainted with anger. It shouted, "ah! Where is the fox, you liar? He laughed at the crow and said, crow, crow, your voice is really beautiful. If you have enough brains, you will be the king of birds.