Morning humorous greetings

1. Say early morning blessings and good morning! Say early morning cares. Have you had breakfast? Ask early morning cares. Did you sleep well last night? I sincerely send you early morning blessings. I wish you a happy day. Happy!

2. Beautiful morning, brilliant you, a beautiful life is waiting for you! Beautiful weather, beautiful you, beautiful affection nourishes you! Fresh air, clear you, happy My mood accompanies you! I wish you happiness!

3. Let the rising sun in the morning bring you luck, let the flying willow branches bring you passion, let the blue sky bring you dreams, let the midnight stars bring you Give you sweetness, let my blessing bring you a happy mood, and wish you peace!

4. Although the busyness has left the greetings behind, and although the years have pushed the past away, every time I look back, every time I stop , every time I think of you, my heart feels warm and happy. May my words of greeting accompany you all the time, and may you have a good mood and surprise tomorrow

5. The angel asked me to tell you: Your good luck and heaven There are as many stars and as many happiness as the fish at the bottom of the sea! When you open your eyes in the morning, the first ray of sunshine that hits you is the beginning of everything good! I wish you happiness every day!

6. My name is the sun every day Let the sunshine of happiness shine on you. I ask the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. I wish you all the best!

7. I ask the sun to send you the warmth and blessings of the first ray of sunshine. , I hope you will be in a good mood throughout the spring, good morning!!

8. A greeting, a wish, a string of blessings. I hope you will always have happiness in your heart

9. May A greeting brings you a new mood, and a blessing brings you a new starting point.

10. In the garden of my heart, I collect golden flowers, and I give you the brightest one as my greeting to you.

11. Good morning, my eternal love, although I haven’t gotten up yet, my thoughts have already flown to your side, sometimes happy, sometimes sad, waiting for the message of fate at the terminal. I don’t know if it will. Follow our hope terminal

12. Receiving blessings in the morning will make you happy for a day, and receiving blessings in summer will make you happy for a year. Now it is morning and summer again. I send my blessings to you, and I hope you will be happy for a few seconds. Happy every second!

13. Good morning, a ray of sunshine shines on you, I wish you happiness every day, go to the God of Wealth’s house, your dreams come true, win a big prize today, take office tomorrow, all the blessings from your friends It's sincere.

14. Good morning dear, breakfast is made from the ingredients in bed last night.

15. After getting up in the morning, please open your sleeping heart first, and then open the window. In this way, the outdoor wind can blow into your heart. So, every day, the first thing you have to do is to be happy!

16. Sincere wishes to you from afar, may everything go well for you and be happy with you

17 .I sincerely wish you that you will giggle secretly at work and jump lively after work! You will hum a little tune without realizing it! You will scream when you get off work at noon, and you will snore and sleep after work at night! When you wake up in the morning, you will be shocked: you are late again. !

18. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a wonderful day! Humorous greetings

1. If spring goes away, I will wait for you in summer; if the moon goes away, I will wait for you at dawn; if the sun goes away, I I will wait for you at night; if you don’t reply to me, I will keep threatening you with text messages!

2. It is said that if you receive a caring text message at dawn, the person who reads the text message will be happy for a lifetime. If this is the case, I am willing to be the messenger of happiness. When the morning light comes, I will say to you softly: Good morning!

3. In the morning, the mood embraces the morning sun, dispelling worries and hesitations with the warmth and beauty, happiness rises from the bottom of the heart, the spirit and the morning breeze wash away depression and melancholy with the refreshing coolness, self-confidence is inspired to fly from this moment, and new A new day, new hope, new opportunities, good morning.

4. Peace in spring, peace in summer, peace in autumn, peace in winter, peace every year. Your peace is my wish, and my blessings wish you: peace of mind, peace of mind, good morning, good night, and peace in your life.

5. There is a piece of grass green for you, a piece of sky clear for you, a cloud floating for you, a gust of wind blowing for you, a flower smiling for you, and a moon walking for you. , there is a sentence for you: you are happy, I am happy!

6. The chicken "croaks" and morning comes again. The outside world is so beautiful. Those who stay in bed should get up quickly. Breathing fresh air is very important. Teachers and bosses are waiting for you to report. The morning breeze carries my message. I say "Good morning" and hope you won't be late!

7. Hurry, I can’t wait any longer. As the sun rises, I will lead the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals to come to you quickly, and give you the best blessings first: May you Open your eyes to see happiness, stretch out your hands to grasp what you want; lift your legs to cross the auspicious clouds, open your mouth to enter happiness; and then, the day will go well! Good morning, friends!

8. Spend some time helping others, this is the road to happiness; spend some time dreaming, this is the beginning of success; spend some time loving each other, this is the need for happiness; take some time to exercise, this is the need for health! Take the time to giggle, it’s important to you!

9. If the sun does not shine on you today, you can choose the following ways to be happy: 1. Read the text messages I sent. 2. Reply to me when you have time. 3. Think of me again. 4. Think of me again when you have time. Haha, I wish you happiness!

10. Think about your relationship well, and text frequently; if you are troubled, smile; drive away sorrow, and be happy; care about you, and be emotionally reliable; greet you quietly, and put it in your arms; send you blessings and good health. old! My heart is here, my love is here!

11. A ray of morning light is soft and comfortable, a blessing is a happy companionship, a greeting is a care, a smile is a happy wish, a hug is a beautiful day, a text message is friendship, and a sentence is good morning, friend!

12. Let the sun bring you warmth; let the wind blow away your worries; let the rain wash away your regrets; let work bring you wealth;; let my information bring you good luck. !

13. I miss you at noon, sweat drips on the soil under my feet, but who would have thought that this text message means I miss you every word. I want to call you, but I'm afraid I'll disturb you, and the long distance charges are expensive. This matter has never been solved! ! I hope you receive it and laugh thousands of miles away!

14. The morning breeze floats across the window sill and caresses the corner of your hair. The chirping of birds in the morning enters your ears and makes you smile. The environment of the earth is naturally beautiful, and the "friends" of nature call you: "Okay." Friends, get up quickly, it's time for 'good morning' again."

15. When you are hungry, I am a meat bun for you to gnaw on; when you are cold, I am a yurt for you to crawl into; you. When you are poor, I am your wallet for you to take out; when you are angry, I am a sandbag for you to kick; when you are annoyed, I am a bag of dynamite for you to light!

16. Because of fashion, there is less fabric; because of air conditioning, there is less sweat; because of socializing, there is less communication; because of banquets, there is less appetite; because of competition, there is less leisure; because of you as a good friend , and my worries are reduced.

17. People are like houses, and friends are like windows. The more windows, the brighter the house! I wish to be your biggest window facing the sun, bringing you the fragrance of flowers in spring, cool breeze in summer, refreshing air in autumn, and sunshine in winter. May happiness and health always accompany you!

18. Time flows like water, and many of the joys, sorrows, and joys of every day, and the happiness and sorrow of every moment are lost in the waves, and are nowhere to be found. Only friends are always by your side, wishing you happiness every day. Good morning!

19. I present to you the shortest, most incisive, most popular, warmest and best-selling mobile phone novel of this century: I wish you happiness every day! May you read happily, accept it with ease, execute it with ease, and enjoy it with peace of mind! Please accept it!

20. Life is very happy today, and it will be a good day tomorrow. I wish you a bright future with money: count money until your hands cramp, save money until you can’t stop running, spend money happily, use old money with new money. Money comes, and small money keeps turning into big money.

go ahead! Money coming in!

21. Dude, do you have a schedule today? The air outside is so fresh, and the birds are chirping so happily. Clean up, come out and have some fun! Are you out yet? Why can't I see you? If you haven’t come out, you haven’t come out. Anyway, I haven’t come out either. I sent this message just to say to you: Good morning, friend!

22. The sky is bright because the sun has gotten up, the grass is green because spring has arrived, the butterflies are dancing because the flowers are blooming, I am sending you a text message because I want to wake up the lazy pig, Haha, wake up, good morning!

23. As long as you have a pure and sweet smile; you will have the romance of wind, flowers, snow and moon; you will have a beautiful and happy tomorrow! I wish you happiness and good mood!

24. The magpie sings for you, the alarm clock rings for you, the chicken crows for you, the kitten meows for you, the puppy thrives for you, the lazy bug wakes up, the lazy bug wakes up. It's time for class, I said good morning for you. I made breakfast for you. Don't delay class.

25. Salary is like housing prices doubling geometrically, marriage is like stocks that can only be sold but not refunded; age is like 40% discount for credit cards, red envelopes are like mobile one-way charges; funds are like Spring Festival travel that soars but never falls, and happiness is like diamonds that are always with you. , all of the above belong to you!

26. Ask Father Sun to gently wake up your sleeping soul and spread the warm sunshine all over your body. May you be energetic and confident to welcome the new day. Good morning, my friend!

27. The morning light walks through the window screen, filling your cheeks with hope. The morning glow opens your heart, and your self-confidence slowly sublimates. Saying good morning cheers you up, and you are full of energy and happiness. Good morning friends.

28. Early in the morning, early in the morning, I send you the panacea in the early morning. The sound of morning calls clears the mind. The face is full of morning light and the spirit is good. The morning breeze blows and worries disappear. The morning dew sparkles and faith arrives. May you Have fun every day, good morning.

29. I put happiness into a "tube", happiness into a "bar", sweetness into a "ten thousand" child, romance accompanies "making" wealth, and persistence is carved into the "white board" ”, blessings as you travel through “East, West, North, South, and Middle”, may happiness accompany you throughout your life.

30. You are an onion, growing in my heart, no need for soil or watering, just as green as ever; you are an onion, the flowers bloom in my eyes, the food would be tasteless without you, but with you There is no food left. You are my shallots, green onions and onions, I love you!

31. The working people lamented: a handful of snot, a handful of tears; devoted themselves to work, brave and fearless; endured hardships and hardships in order to make a living; left home and career, ashamed of their elders; did not dare to hope for social status; Rely on being silly and narcissistic! Humorous greetings at night

1. When I have you during the day, I have dreams. If I dream at night, you will be there. You have to take good care of yourself. Don't catch a cold and have a runny nose. If you sneeze occasionally. That means I miss you.

2. Spring is fleeting, and summer time is also fleeting; what goes is gone, what comes comes, and how many situations pass by in a hurry! When the spring flowers fall, so will the summer flowers.

3. The wind does not blow, the rain does not fall, you are not afraid of anything at this moment; the moonlight is shining, the stars are blinking, I always miss you; the clouds are like your clothes, the flowers are like your face, and the good dreams will accompany you until dawn; have a good night.

4. I have said good night to you for a long time. Will you wait for this good night in the coming nights?

5. The flowers are fragrant and the drizzle expresses your feelings. In this season of flowers and rain, endless hope blooms. I sincerely wish your dreams come true

6. Every night, look for An excuse to talk to you, take the opportunity to tell me a good night and come back to have a sweet dream with me all night.

7. When it is drizzling in the morning, I wish you all your wishes will come true; when the sun is shining brightly at noon, I wish you a romantic youth; in the evening when the sky is filled with colorful clouds, I wish you boundless happiness; when the stars are twinkling at night, I wish you full financial resources; The bright moon is full late at night, I wish you sweet dreams again and again

8. The stars that never set in the middle of the night are my good night wishes to you. The first thing that knocks on the door in the morning is my loyal greetings to you.

9. Take a nap and feel good. Troubles disappear and happiness lasts. Get some sleep and feel good. Have sweet dreams, sweet dreams. Get some sleep and stay healthy. Clear mind and clear eyes. Take a nap and be happy. Have a good day, see you tomorrow.

10. Do you listen carefully to the words of pain and joy? If falling in love is not the same as before, I want to enjoy the joys, sorrows and joys with you in your strong heart.

11. The breeze sways the smoke from the kitchen, and the Cangshan Mountain is farther away at dusk. Seven or eight stars are out in the sky, and the moon is too shy to show its face. Everything returns to silence, and the chirping of insects lulls you to sleep. The greetings fell silently, and I was afraid of having a good dream. Say good night softly, and wish you all sweet dreams!

12. I feel like crying, and the tears drip into my heart, because I think of the injustice of loving you. When I feel sleepy, I fall into a dream, because in the dream we are always sweet and dependent on each other!

13. Make a beautiful wish to wish you happiness again and again, and wish you a wonderful wish to wish you all the best. , I wish you a beautiful wish and wish you a sweet smile!

14. Light up a light in your distant dream, listen to my wishes, I hope there will be no scars in your life, I hope you Peaceful journey after journey, I hope all the good things will fill your dreams, I wish you a good dream tonight!

15. Maybe work is boring, maybe life is boring; when the sunset has gone far, Rest is the most important right now; may happiness always be by your side, and may all good dreams come true; good night!

16. The night is quiet, listen to the breeze, and the lullaby sings softly; admire the moonlight, spreading happiness and auspiciousness; insects whisper, greetings flutter, creating a romantic venue; blessings fly all the way, I wish you a good night, The smile on your lips is always shining!

17. When you are alone outside, please remember to take care of yourself, eat and sleep on time, not only for yourself, but also to prevent the people who care about you from always worrying.

18. Some things are destined, no matter how reluctant you are, you can only accept them. Along the way, don’t be afraid of silence and loneliness, only they will stay with us forever. Good night.

19. May my blessings be like high and low wind chimes, bringing you tinkling happiness! If you laugh out loud in your dreams, it must be me who brings it to you. !

20. The bright moon is the feeling of longing; the stars in the sky are watching eyes; the gentle wind is the voice of happiness; the lights of thousands of houses are the happy family love; a happy night , happy love, hope you have a beautiful night. Good night!

21. Thinking back on the feelings of having fun in the starry night, lingering in the gentle night breeze, sighing when the outside world is quiet, longing for tenderness, longing for passion, longing for a gradual journey Fading lullaby, let me fall asleep, good night!

22. Candlelight ignites your smile, which blooms in my heart, soaked in my deep longing, and the cool breeze of the night gently blows My face is full of wishes for you, may you be happy forever, and wish you a good night.

Classic humorous greetings

Latest classic humorous greetings

1. The sun is out, Lao Gao, but you are still sleeping soundly. I keep calling you, but you fall asleep instead. It's even more wonderful; suddenly I thought of a clever trick, I took a bone and saw you barking at me the terminal

2. The air is fresh in the morning, wishing you everything goes well; the sun is dark and bright in the morning, I wish you The salary is doubled; have a good afternoon, Xiaofengjiao, may you be young forever.

3. Good morning, have you eaten? If not, I will give you a plate of duck. After eating, you will miss home; and one more With a dish, someone will love you every day; with a soup, you will be healthy for life; with a glass of wine, happiness will last; with a bowl of rice, love will always be with you. Morning greeting message from the terminal

4. Good morning , a ray of sunshine shines on you, I wish you happiness every day, go to the God of Wealth's house, your dreams come true, win the jackpot tomorrow, take office tomorrow, all the wishes from friends are sincere terminals

5. Morning sunset The sky is full, I wish you peace by your side; the sun is scorching in the middle of the night, I wish you luck all day; the sun sets in the morning, I wish you happiness in your heart!

6. Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, morning Ann, China, good morning, dear pig, get up quickly, the sun is going to molest your ass. Terminal

7. It’s dawn, the alarm has gone off, get up reluctantly Okay, my greetings arrived in time, are you happy, then just smile. Good morning at the terminal, I wish you a good mood!

8. Wake up every day and inform yourself: have fewer reasons and be more generous. Be bigger, have a sweeter mouth, have a smaller temper, move faster, be more efficient, smile a little, and be more creative. Terminal

9. The clear morning breeze rings the happy bell, my My heart plays cheerful music, says "good morning", and says hello to you. Morning greeting message

10. The beauty of the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as rivers, and as transparent as glass. , sweet as nectar, the terminal, dear friends, good morning, I hope you have a good mood tomorrow!

11. The beauty of morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as rivers, as transparent as glass. , the terminal is as sweet as nectar. Good morning, dear friend, I wish you a good mood tomorrow!

12. Brewing tea in hot water becomes fragrant because of the temperature; caring about friends becomes a habit because of sincerity. ;SMS messages wish you a happy smile, because of feelings; SMS messages, good morning surprises, may you be happy and surprised every day

13. Open the window in the morning, embrace the sunshine, and feel the natural smile; take a walk at night and chat Homely, taste the great end of happiness Friends, have a good attitude, I wish you happiness and wonderfulness!

14. Open your sleepy eyes, and the sleepiness of the whole night will be dispelled; stretch your lazy body comfortably, and the happiness of the day will be reported. ;Drink a cup of sweet morning tea and set off happily; send a good morning text message and be determined to be happy. Good morning to you!

15. Dude, do you have a schedule today? The air outside is so fresh and the birds are chirping so happily. Pack up and come out to have fun! Are you out yet? ?Why can’t I see you? If you haven’t come out, then you haven’t come out. I haven’t come out anyway. I just want to say to you: Good morning, friend!

16. Call you with a wisp of morning glow. Get up, let you open the window with a cockcrow, cool you with a ray of breeze, stretch your heart with a piece of music, and send you unparalleled blessings with a text message: new day, new hope, new beginning, everything goes smoothly! Good morning!

17. The sun shines through your curtains. When you open your eyes, you receive the message I gave you, bringing you a gentle blessing. May it bring you happiness every minute and every second. May you be happy and lucky! Good morning!

18. Good morning, smile silly and laugh away all your fatigue and unhappiness. Eat a nutritious breakfast to keep your body strong and help you make money. May your career rise and your wealth increase, and your sweet love become more wonderful day by day. Blessings always arrive earlier than others: Good morning!

19. Time is like water, wasted years, the only thing that remains unchanged is the deep concern; in the quiet morning, with the gentle breeze, what I want to say is the warmth Warm and intimate words. The years are quiet, good morning, my friend!

20. Peace is compassion, gentleness is kindness; non-controversy is friendship, and forgiveness is letting go. Every morning is a free and easy reason to separate the past and the present. The past is the beginning that should be forgotten, just to say to you: "Good morning.

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21. Peace is compassion, gentleness is kindness; non-dispute is friendship, and forgiveness is letting go. Every morning is a reason to be free and easy, separating the past and the present. The past is the beginning that should be forgotten. , just to say to you: "Good morning. ”

22. Time flows like water. The joys and sorrows of every day, the happiness and sorrow of every moment, many of them disappear in the waves and are nowhere to be found. Only friends are always with you. I wish you happiness every day. Good morning!

23. Wake you up with a ray of morning glow, open the window with a cockcrow, cool you with a ray of breeze, and relax you with a piece of music. From my heart, I send you a text message with unparalleled blessings: a new day, a new hope, a new beginning, everything goes smoothly! Good morning!

24. ^Catch a ray of morning light, gently touch your face, Come and feel refreshed all day; may you open your sleepy eyes, happiness float to your ears, and whisper to you: Good morning, friend!

25. The plan for a year lies in the morning, and the early bird has Get up, lazy pig. The God of Wealth is knocking on the door. Good luck is waiting for you. Good morning, my friend.

The first ray of sunshine brings you a hundred times more energy. May the first greeting bring you refreshment. May the first sentence not make you nervous. The first sentence is 'Good morning'!

27. Get up in the morning and stretch, smile in front of the mirror, say good morning and smile knowingly, throw away all the stress and worry, brush your teeth, wash your face and sing a tune, be happy that the day is coming, there are many greetings today, good morning for life. Good morning.

28. In the primordial history, Cangjie worked hard to create characters, and Confucius and Mencius etiquette were very appropriate. Today’s socialist culture, literacy and etiquette are the main themes, and mobile phone text messages convey my wishes every day. It is necessary to get up, lest it disturb the dream of the noble, I have to say "Hu Hansan" and "Good morning"!

29. The morning light shines into the heart, happiness begins to ripple, and a beautiful day begins again. Go into exile and let good luck accompany you freely. Why bother with vicissitudes of life? Good morning and let your beautiful mood fly.

30. Good morning! Which flower is not fragrant and which gust of wind is not gentle. , which star has no light, which blessing will not last long. In the thoughts of my life, my thoughts always have a direction, just like every river has waves, and every ship has a port. In dreams, you always sing friendship a cappella with your crisp voice.

31. Turn on your phone early in the morning, with my blessings to accompany you. Enjoy the fresh air in the aroma of breakfast, and be surrounded by happiness every day. You, because my blessings are only for you!

32. My dear, it’s a new day. May the beautiful sunshine brighten your mood, and may good luck be with you. Don’t be busy or worry. Bloom your smile, feel the beauty of life, and embrace happiness tightly.

33. The nectar will brighten your bright eyes, the sunshine will bake you a warm taste, and the greetings will bring you. Come to the wonderful and refreshing morning. I hope that a text message from me will give you a simple and fulfilling day of happiness. Good morning.

34. Wake up slowly in the morning light, listen to the birds and smell them. Smell the flowers and make you feel better. Throw away worries and sorrows, accept the fragrance of happiness, make every day full of sunshine, and let every second fly to your heart's content. Good morning.

35. Sleep away yesterday’s fatigue, forget yesterday’s troubles, open your eyes today, and open up the beauty of today. Good morning, may my greetings nourish you like the cool morning!

36. Good morning, a ray of sunshine shines on you, I wish you happiness every day, go to the home of the God of Wealth, and your dreams come true, today I won the lottery and will take office tomorrow. All the blessings from my friends are sincere.

37. My dear, it’s another new day. May the beautiful sunshine brighten your mood and good luck be with you. Don’t be busy, don’t worry, bloom your smile, feel the beauty of life, and embrace happiness tightly. Good morning.

38. The morning star wakes up all things, the morning light brings brilliance, the morning breeze brings spring sprouts, the morning dew drops bloom flowers, and the text messages send blessings. Please accept them all and wish you a happy day. Refreshing, happy and smiling like clouds!

39. No matter when it ends, the important thing is not to regret it after it ends.

40. The fresh air and the breath of joy shoot into your soul through the air; breathe the sunshine, embrace the happiness, brew a cup of sweet coffee, and accept the blessing message. I wish you a good morning. Peace and warmth!

41. Life is empty, there is a little love, a little hatred, and we say good morning to each other; life is short, there is a little hope, some dreams, and we say good night to each other.

42. Good morning, wash your face and laugh, have a good breakfast, be full of energy, be happy and earn money, I wish you a happy day, good morning!

43. Distance is always beautiful, and uninterrupted intimacy will only suffocate both parties. Whether friends or lovers, don't love too close. The art of love is like a kite. Only by giving it the freedom of the wind can you see it flying in the blue sky.

44. Instead of being lively and eye-catching and pressing every step of the way, it is better to be a real and natural person among the crowd, not ostentatious, not pretentious, and always keep a retreat. The mind is set and just focus on doing things. ——"The Good Years"

45. There are many such miracles in life. Things that seem more difficult than climbing to the sky can sometimes be done easily. The difference lies in extraordinary faith. .

46. No matter when you start, the important thing is not to stop after you start.

47. The beauty of the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as rivers, as transparent as glass, and as sweet as nectar. Good morning, my beloved partner, I hope you have a good mood today!

48. Face your face to the sun, then there will be no shadows.

49. When I was a teenager, I was crazy about the words "take me away". Now, I will never let anyone take me away. I learned to walk on my own.

50. If I could turn into a snowflake, I would like to quietly fall on your body and gradually melt away. I wish you silently. I hope my gentleness can relieve your fatigue. I hope my crystal clearness can filter your thoughts. In the morning OK!