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What humorous greetings are there?

1, it takes some road to know the hard work; Climb some mountains before you know the difficulties; After crossing some rivers, I learned to trudge; Say hello to know that this is happiness. Good morning, my friend;

2. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day;

3, the first greeting of the day is sent to you, so that you have a good mood; The first blessing to you, I wish you a happy job; The first wish is for you. May you always be happy and warm. Good morning;

4. May a greeting bring you a new mood and a blessing bring you a new starting point;

Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up quickly, the sun is going to tease your ass;

6. I miss you when I wake up and send text messages at will. How have you been these days? I wish you a good mood every day.

Good morning friend, please accept my blessing: let a smile climb on your face, let happiness fill your heart, let good luck be with you, let success nestle in your chest and let friendship be treasured in your heart.