Alternative, funny, cute, and weird text messages, any of you heroes out there? It should be no more than 70 words and should be a little fresh.

1. Lovers are roads, friends are cows. There is only one road in life, and there will be many cows on the road. Don’t go the wrong way when you are rich, don’t sell cows when you are short of money, and don’t get lost when you are happy. , feed the cows during rest. Happy my cow!

2. The calf cried sadly. Mom asked: Why are you crying? Mavericks said: I feel stupid. His mother comforted him: Son, don’t cry, the person reading this text message is stupider than you! Haha, happy new year!

3. A bean fell down and became discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "cow encouragement beans". Is it funny? Happy New Year!

4. Are you crying? Are you stupid? Are your happy days gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn't listen. Now you should remember that cattle will be slaughtered when they reach a certain size.

5. Spring sleep is disturbed, Taurus runs all over the house. The mouth makes blessing sounds and the body dances. His eyes shine brightly, and his tail carries money around him. May you be blessed with good fortune, wealth, longevity, and good luck everywhere!

6. I put cows in your health, your career, your family, your happiness, and your love with the most beautiful clips and clamp them Sending it to you together, I wish you happiness in the Year of the Ox!

7. Gift list for the Year of the Ox: The golden pig brings wealth, the golden dog brings good news, the golden rooster brings health, the golden monkey brings luck, the golden sheep brings peace, the golden horse brings love, the golden snake brings good luck, the golden dragon brings warmth, and the golden Rabbit brings sweetness, Gold Tiger brings wealth, and Taurus brings happiness. I wish you the best in 2009!

8.Summary of 2008: There was a snowstorm during the New Year; the bull market collapsed; I took a photo and took nude photos; I went on a trip, but there was a riot; I took a plane, but it stopped; I took a train, but it was derailed; I stayed at home, but there was an earthquake; I donated all my salary; I drank milk, and I got stones~~~~~This year has been so difficult. Fortunately, there are only a few days left before 2008 is over! Happy New Year