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New Year's Eve WeChat wishes good night.

1. Attention, everyone: the New Year is coming, and there are many festivals. In order to promote environmental protection, don't send greeting cards, don't make phone calls, and in order to save money, don't send text messages. Please send me RMB XX. Happy New Year's Day!

2. According to the special law of New Year's Day, you are sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to be depressed for life, and all your illness and troubles are confiscated. This judgment is final and will be executed immediately. Happy forever! Retreat!

3. Your face is round like an egg, and the egg you laid is round like your face, so you can deduce the round egg (New Year's Day) to the limit. Yes, yes, I'm talking about you, with your big round face smirking with your mobile phone.

4. To tell you the truth, I have cursed you. I ask happiness to stun you, ask health to kidnap you, let good luck torture you, and let peace watch you all the time. It's New Year's Day, and I'm going to let happiness attack you. You should be prepared.

5. On New Year's Day, there will be an extra dish on your table, which is specially given to you by me. You must like it. Don't wonder, I'm telling you, it's swan meat. Isn't it said that toads want to eat swan meat? O

6. If you were the sun, I would be a sunflower, circling around you forever. If you were the moon, I would appreciate your graceful and elegant tenderness every night. Unfortunately, you are a pig, so I have to clean your pigsty every day. Happy New Year's Day! O

7. Don't talk nonsense, take medicine indiscriminately, cut down trees indiscriminately, shower rain indiscriminately, beat people indiscriminately, prick needles indiscriminately, give affection indiscriminately, and send short messages indiscriminately. Wish me neither to him nor to her, and only give you happiness on New Year's Day.

8. Confucius said:? People don't believe, they don't know what they can do! ? Confucius said that if a person doesn't even have a congratulatory message in the new year, how can he get along? I use this short message to prove that you are doing well! Happy new year!

9. Friend, this? Egg Festival? You must be happy because I have warned you? Round egg? Well, if it dares to make you unhappy, I'll take it? Round egg? Hit it? Pole? , let you use it to pick things.

1. If you don't accept gifts on New Year's Day this year, you can give them if you want. I don't mind 1 yuan and 8 yuan. Life is really hard, so you can always send a text message. Happy New Year's Day! O

11. I'm sorry, my dear friend, I wanted to send you a holiday blessing long enough to make a sensation, but I couldn't sleep all night, racking my brains? I still feel that my blessing to you is beyond words. That's it. It's too late for Christmas. Please treat me to dinner on New Year's Day. Let me tell you!

12. Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, the unparalleled universe super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom wishes in advance: The ancient times are as big as death, the team Apu, well, hey!

13. I haven't dared to say something to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it in the New Year: Are you really annoying? People like it, but they don't like it! Add one last sentence? Happy new year!

14. Solemnly reputation: This short message has never been forwarded, and the original genuine copy with simple and sincere packaging has never been seen. It is a coincidence that there are similarities. Happy Year of the Monkey!

15. I sum up: holiday wishes can be short-lived. When you press your finger, one holiday passes, and when you press your finger, one year passes, and one year passes, and one day passes. So, if you haven't received any blessings because of my forgetfulness or busy Internet, I will make it up to you once before the arrival of New Year's Eve in XX, and give you your good luck. Wow, hahaha ~

16. Wealth is like a cloud, splendor is exposed among flowers, fame and wealth are like dirt, and life is hard to chase after, and you will run out of time to run for the future, only to know that money is a blessing, health and peace are all blessings, and the New Year's Day station stops for a while, so life is rarely confused!

17. With the coming of the New Year, I wish you to be a carefree mouse, a strong cow, a tiger, a good rabbit, a noble dragon, an auspicious snake, a swift horse, a gentle sheep, a clever monkey, a diligent chicken, a loyal dog and a happy pig!

18. There are surprises after reading it in one breath: I wish you a wonderful life in five blessings, and I will give you a well-prepared New Year gift! Wrapped in colorful mood, filled with colorful blessings, wrapped in sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and happiness, and transmitted with auspicious snowflakes.

19. In order to thank my friends for their care and support over the years, I specially reward them during the New Year's Day-everyone who has a position in my heart will get a New Year's Day greeting message worth RMB 1! Don't forget to invite me to dinner!

2. I really want to call you, and I really want to hear your nonsense. It's a pity that you are unfortunately over-funded. Fortunately, you can answer the short message. Send a warm short message to the fool. I hope it won't make him angry, let alone commit suicide bravely.

21. The weather is changeable. Be careful to catch cold. I care about you again: You should stop undressing, staying late, drinking cold drinks, being picky about food in under the temptation, taking a cold bath, drinking alcohol, and getting into bed. Do you understand?

22. If having money is also a mistake, I wish you repeat your mistakes! Happy new year!

23. It's the New Year, and I made you a couplet! Part I: I am bitter for you, tired for you, and shed tears for you. The bottom line: crazy for you, crazy for you, hitting the wall for you. Horizontal batch: related to the post. I wish you a happy New Year!

24. Honey, do you know? You've lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying. Who doesn't want their pigs to gain a few pounds? !

25. A zero mark in the exam is called a duck egg, a bad guy for doing bad things, an idiot for being empty-headed, a fuck-off for being fired, a tragedy for being finished, and a round egg for being too perfect!

26. We are the police! You have been surrounded by our happy new year and all the best. Accepting the blessing is the only way out! Otherwise, there will be more rain in the Year of the Ox and happy arrows will be shot at you every day! Happy new year!

27. Don't say I'm heartless. At least I sent a short message with a dime, wasting the power of the battery and risking my life by electromagnetic radiation, so I'll pay tribute to you next year regardless of the consequences! Happy new year!

28. May good luck, like a mine, be trampled on by you from time to time; Bad luck, like a meteor shower, will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be found everywhere; Happiness is with you all your life, staring at you like a fly.

29. Turn the sand of the Sahara into the water of the Pacific Ocean as a blessing. The top of the Himalayas is a birthday present for the New Year. I wish you wealth, prosperity and good health in the new year!

3. No matter how much water there is in the sea, how great the mountains are, how many legs spiders have, and how hot peppers are, no matter how ghost the D is and how tired the United States is, you are the most beautiful in the Spring Festival! Happy new year!

31. The cutest short message of the year: the recipient will never be fired, the reader will be successful in official career, the stored one will have sweet love, the deleted one will have good luck again and again, and the forwarded one will have a soaring salary!

32. Legend has it that the blessings received a few days before New Year's Day will all come true in the following year, so I quickly send you my blessings: I wish you a bright future, abundant wealth, sweet love and a happy life.

33. It's New Year's Day, and I sent a bunch of gifts. Happiness is given to happy people, happiness is given to sentient people, hope is given to those who wait, success is given to those who struggle, and blessings are given to those who are reading short messages

34. Life is busy, and the days are sour and sweet. Give yourself a healthy and happy psychological hint, and live every day happily. It is true that life is dull! Happy new year!

35. Snow falls from the sky and melts when it falls to the ground! Flowers bloom in summer! Love, passed down from generation to generation, comes from instinct! Love, get along with each other day and night, and love will grow over time! You, knowing the fate, make it permanent! I wish you a happy new year!

36. New Year's Day is coming. I wish: positive wealth * partial wealth * windfall * rolling financial resources # love * affection * friendship * good luck * official luck * peach blossom luck * good luck # lover * lover * relatives * everyone is safe

37. Love * affection * friendship * good luck. Happy new year!

38. There are hundreds of flowers in spring and full moon in autumn. There is cool wind in summer and snow in winter. If there are no worries in your heart, it is a good time in life. May you have leisure in the morning and leisure in the evening. Dreams follow the heart, and hearts follow the dreams. Happy new year!

39. If a star blinks tonight, it is to wish you peace; There are thousands of stars flashing, that is to wish you happiness; If there are no stars, it is a blessing that too many stars are eclipsed! Happy new year!

4. The cutest message of the year: the person who receives it will never be fired, the person who reads it will be successful in my official career, the person who stores it will have sweet love, the person who deletes it will have good luck again and again, and the person who forwards it will have a soaring salary!

41. The weather is changeable. Be careful to catch cold. I care about you again: You should stop undressing, staying late, drinking cold drinks, being picky about food in under the temptation, taking cold baths, drinking alcohol, and getting into bed. Do you understand?

42. I wish you a windfall, and your financial resources are rolling; Affection, friendship, private feelings, and good feelings; The official fortune is lucky, and the luck is prosperous.

43. Happy New Year. I wish you good health, all the best, a happy family, a happy life, a successful career, a long life, deep pockets, invincible!

44. The New Year is coming. Do you miss me? If you miss me, press it again. Do you miss me so much? I didn't press until I said I wanted to. Press it again! I didn't expect you to think of me like this. I'm so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.

45. wave goodbye to troubles; Head high to meet the splendid scenery; Deep blessing to you; There are always worries in my heart. Another Spring Festival is coming. I wish you endless happiness and everlasting happiness!

46. I've been meaning to tell you, but I wonder if you think I'm too impatient. I am afraid of being beaten by others, so I decided to summon up courage to tell you: Happy New Year's Day!

47. New Year's Day wish: Be a koala, sleeping on a big eucalyptus tree, and you are the eucalyptus tree. I will stick to you, love you and need you all my life!

48. A zero mark in the exam is called a duck egg, a bad guy for doing bad things, an idiot for being empty-headed, a fuck-off for being fired, and a round egg for being too perfect? Happy new year!

49. See the falling snow? That is my true feelings; See that howling cold wind? That's my voice greeting. Jesus asked me to tell you that you will have a good life this year. Starting from New Year's Day, forget your past troubles, and tomorrow will be better!

5. A flower that has been picked for a long time and withered is reluctant to throw it away; An umbrella has lasted for a long time and I can't remember to collect it when the rain stops; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end after dark; In short, have you been waiting for a long time? Happy New Year's Day!

51. I want to warm you with sunshine, decorate you with starlight, intoxicate you with wine, satisfy you with delicious food and drown you with happiness, but I have not been a god for many years and can only bless you with short messages? Happy new year!

52. New Year's Day means that all your troubles last year will be over; New Year's Day means that all your wishes will be fulfilled this year. A happy New Year's Day cannot represent my heart, so I will say more, Happy New Year's Day, Happy New Year's Day!

53. Weather forecast during the New Year: Around the New Year's Day, banknotes will be deposited in a large area, with US dollars in northeast and north China, RMB in northwest, pounds in central and south China, cheques in some southeast areas and gold bars in some areas.

54. Give people vanilla and leave a lingering fragrance in your hand; Give someone a rose, and your heart will be fragrant; Be kind to others, and people are happy; Peace, a hundred years of well-being; Express your wishes with 1,1 blessings: Happy New Year's Day!

55. The ringing of the silver bell is the delivery of thoughts and blessings. A gentle greeting, I don't want to disturb you, I just want to wish you a happy New Year's Day!

56. The New Year is coming. Do you miss me? If you miss me, press it again. Do you miss me so much? I didn't press until I said I wanted to. Press it again! I didn't expect you to think of me like this. I'm so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.

57. I really want to call you, and I really want to hear your nonsense. It's a pity that you are unfortunately over-funded. Fortunately, you can answer the short message. Send a warm short message to the fool. I hope it won't make him angry, let alone commit suicide bravely.

58. I packed my bags after midnight, went to the station to queue up, watched the crowds in front of me and the crowds behind me, and went through all the trouble to get to me. The waiter smiled, but the tickets were sold out, and I regretted it too late. I should have stayed up earlier and queued up earlier. Now I have to start over. Friends don't sleep at night, go to the station to queue up and go home for reunion as soon as possible.

 59. ? Spring breeze, horseshoe disease? . At the beginning of the new year, I wish you to ride the warm spring breeze and March forward towards a bright future without stopping!

6. Good luck spreads the troubled days, the lonely earth grins, the flood of happiness rushes in, the fog of health will not disperse, and the olive branch of luck spreads money. New year is coming, may good luck accompany you and have fun!