Blessing message to girlfriend in summer

Blessing message to girlfriend in summer

Spring depends on your fantasy, summer depends on your prosperity, autumn depends on your maturity, and winter depends on your thinking. Every touch of life begins with you. Good morning! Send a funny blessing to your girlfriend on a hot summer day. Come and have a look with me.

Blessing message to girlfriend in summer 1. Go to my girlfriend's house to play and have dinner with her father. There are only three of us in the room. There is a wretched old man on TV. His girlfriend joked, "He looks just like your father!" " "I was eating without looking up:" like your father! "

2. Your colleague says you are like Pig Bajie, your classmate says you are like Pig Bajie, and your friend says you are the most like Pig Bajie. Pig Bajie's spring is bright and the stars are shining. You are angry: it's all wrong. I'm Pig Bajie's brother.

Be an open person, don't go out if you have nothing to do. The world can't stand harm, and Furong becomes a slim girl. Xifeng moved to the United States, and the model of Brother Sharp got wind of it. I can't afford a panda, so I'm a tough guy. Not if you refuse!

The angel asked me to take a message for you. As long as you hand over your troubles, betray your worries and your weakness, he will give you a happy life, a lifetime of wealth and a lifetime of happiness. If this business is done, I suggest you make a detailed investment.

One day, my colleague handed me a cup and asked me to help him get water. Tell me to take half. I looked at the graduated cup, which said that the volume was 500ml. I handed him the water and smiled: "No more, no less, just 250!" " "

6. I am the busiest from nine to five; Get up early, the chicken can't catch up; Sleep late, the dog is busy; Busy than a sheep, not as good as a chicken, like a wolf, almost exhausted himself in order to earn a little money!

7. Dude, I heard that there was a landlord named Monday recently who bullied two brothers on Saturday and Sunday, took three people across the village on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, and married his sister to overtime on Friday. If you think he is hateful, please forward it.

8. Ghosts are often scary recently, and ghosts are flooding in groups. No one dares to go out at night now. Someone said who can exorcise ghosts and offer a reward of100000, so don't refuse when I recommend you. Come out and scare the ghost!

9. One day, a salesman received a phone call from a customer. At the end of the call, the salesperson usually asks, "What's your name?" Answer: "My last name is Dad (dead). What's your name? " The salesman replied angrily, "My last name is Ye."

10. Dude, I never mess with you. Why do you provoke me? Since you started it, why did you give up halfway? Hehe, on the other hand, life is to smile at others and make them smile again. I wish you happiness every second.

1 1. I was drunk at dinner last night, and my boss will have a meeting this morning. At the meeting, the boss said, "Today's task is finished. Do you have any questions? " Just then, you came to me in a daze: "Give me another plate of jiaozi!"

12. Bees fly around and work hard. The butterfly asked, "Don't you feel tired from morning till night?" The bee smiled and said, "No! I am very relaxed and happy because I am engaged in a sweet career! "

13. In the afternoon, I was repairing my computer in Computer Street. An uncle came in with a black bag and asked me if I could install the system. Only when the boss agreed did he dare to take out Sony's notebook. After reading it, the boss said, you are risking your life to repair the computer!

14. I look forward to getting off work when I go to work, and I look forward to having a holiday when I get off work. The days of going to work are very hard, and the days of paying wages are far away. A good life depends on struggle, and I want to work hard for the future. Friend, take care of yourself when you are desperate. .

15. The workplace tragedy is roughly divided into four levels: the first level is to work overtime to deal with money. Overtime at the second level is free. Overtime and extra money during the third-class holiday. Section 4 Overtime is free. If you are in the fourth grade, I can teach you the ultimate killer, fire the boss!

16. A male colleague helped a female colleague repair the computer. The man said, what's the good of fixing it for you? The woman said, I'll play for you for a while. The male colleague looked surprised and the female said, I'll give you more time to play. The whole office is prone on the table, afraid to look up.

17. Flashing at work, my colleague asked me to stick ointment; I hurt my god for my career, and my mother told me not to be distracted; For my wife's beauty sleep, my daughter-in-law wants me to sleep separately; For the fatigue inside and outside the family, penniless; Who do you think I'm for? Men are born Niu Geng.

18. Why didn't the United Nations take a stand on the Diaoyu Islands incident? There are contradictions between small countries and small countries, and once they are mediated, the contradictions will disappear. There are contradictions between small countries and big countries. Once you mediate, the small country will be gone. There are contradictions between big countries. Once mediation is successful, the United Nations will cease to exist. May you be happy!

19. I just talked to Happy Boss. He wants to give you the happiness of being a younger brother, the wealth of being a follower, the happiness of being a best friend, the safety of being a best friend, the health of being a wife, and the good luck of being a mistress. what are you reading? Thank you quickly!

20. It is hot during the day, and no one helps you when you are busy; It's cold at night, and it's bleak up and down; Last shift, who are you working for? After work, go inside and outside the kitchen; Ask for leave, tell a lie, and be too lazy to work in the bar outside; It's no use inside and out.

2 1. Whether you go or not, the company is there, never leaving; Whether you like it or not, the work is there, neither increasing nor decreasing; Whether you like it or not, the boss is there, bossing around. Face it, children at work can't afford to get hurt!

22. Ask what life is in the world and tell people to work as soon as they are born. The bus has become a canteen, and the work table has become a paradise for sleeping. This will still chase the fairy sister, and the ugly face of the boss will pull you back to hell on earth. I wish you a happy job!

23. Two colleagues walked side by side and came face to face with the personnel manager (beauty). After greeting, one said, "It smells good. I don't know what perfume to use." Another said, "This taste is either Liushen or honeysuckle."

24. Slow down the hurried pace and call it a walk; Relax nervous, euphemistically called soothe the nerves; Let go of tired body and mind, euphemistically called let go; Putting busy work down is called a combination of work and rest. Friends, remember "low-key life, high-profile work"!

25. If you are white clouds, I am black soil. If you are the scorching sun, I am the noon. If you are pork, I am a sparerib. If you are rice, I am a mouse. Don't look, I bother you everywhere, make you complain everywhere, and everything goes wrong. Ha ha!

26. After twenty years of hard work, I still rent a house to ride a bike; Leading people to buy a house and drive a car is a great contribution of others; We are not envious or greedy, and we strive to stick to our posts; The leader saw Le Panda open and patted him on the shoulder to express his opinion: Well, work honestly and a better life is just around the corner.

27. Listen to the man with a mobile phone: You have been chased by happiness, chased by good luck, watched by wealth, attacked by health, successfully attacked, and aimed at happiness. Please put down your worry weapon and pressure bomb immediately, and give up immediately!

28. Watching TV with my ten-year-old son, an evil mother-in-law drove her daughter-in-law to death. My son asked me, "Mom, will you be like this in the future?" "Grandma is good to her mother, how can she force her mother?" "No, I mean whether you will force my wife to death in the future!"

29. Language: It is very popular in Weibo now, and we are going to open a topic called micro-language. Mathematics: Then we call it micro-mathematics. Physics: We call it microphysics. L 1: We call it Micro English. The creature suddenly burst into tears: Nima, I won't play with you!

30. A buddy of the company is interested in the beautiful accountant in the finance department. He has been searching hard. One day he got paid and put it on the accounting desk on purpose. The beauty accountant said to him who was going out, "Your salary!" The buddy smiled and replied, "No, it's your salary!" "

3 1. The sky is gray and wild, the gentleman is working, and the wolf is working. A gentleman is a year-end award, and a wolf is a beauty. Panic for a day and a night, all year round, no bonus, no marriage, but still empty. I wish my friends don't panic, neither people nor money!

On the bus, a young man stepped on the foot of an old man. The old man turned his head and glanced at the young man. The young man shrugged and said, "What are you looking at? You just stepped on it. Dare you eat me? " The old man said unhurriedly, "No, I'm Hui." .

33. March 8th ordered me to love you, drown your troubles, wash away your confusion, destroy your melancholy, break your cowardice, stir your happiness, ripple your happiness, rebuild your success, hang up your pride, and don't kiss me. Everything wet is sweet!

34. Men have eight ideas: one thinks that "RV is free"; Second, I want "Long live the single"; Third, I want to "double my salary"; Fourth, I want to "line up beautiful women"; Five thoughts: "alcohol and tobacco are not wasted"; Sixth, I want to win the lottery; Seven want to "sleep if you want"; Eight thoughts on "innocent affairs"! I wish the buddies who read SMS double happiness!

35. People in the new era go to work by bus. Men in the new era will be greedy, women in the new era will be wrapped in gold and silver, and puppies in the new era will be more violent than their owners. The job in the new era is very irritating, and it is hard to find a job. He said he would only get a commission, not pay you. I was angry and called him a thief on the spot.

When work is boring, several people get together to discuss their parents' shortcomings and talk about a favorite dish. Some people say fried lobster, others say braised pork ribs. When they were imagining this delicious world with relish, a voice of nature came: your favorite is fried squid!

37. Blessings are strung into a poem and a melody to open a warm spring garden.

38. See the snowflakes in the sky? That was sent to me by an angel. Dear, I can't live without you, just as winter can't live without snow. You are my romantic life, and I will love you all my life!

39. All waters in Qian Shan have feelings, so it's no harm to contact each other. It's love to travel all over China, and it costs hundreds of dollars to wait for a piece. Swim across the Yangtze River, over the mountains, play for a day and wait for a year. Cross the Yellow River and the bridge. I want all my friends.

40. Spring knows the sound of flowers; Seeds spit out new buds, and they know it clearly; The feeling of joy is known from the heart; Sincerely bless you from afar, one knows. Your mobile phone is buzzing gently at the moment, which is my intention. I wish you a three-step photo!

4 1. Greet your affection gently and send warm wishes all the time. I wish you all the best in your work and life, always win with good luck, have a good mood and be happy every day. It's cold, the message is gone, I wish you health!

42. Warm reminder: It turns cold in late autumn and the diet is assured. Eat nourishing soup, add clothes at the right time, exercise, be busy with outdoor sports, send text messages everywhere, and be happy and auspicious. I wish you good health and good luck.

43. On the sixth day of the first month, welcome wealth and send poverty. I hope your career will go smoothly and your salary will rise higher and higher; Love is sweet and marriage is in full bloom; Happy life, happy life. My friend, I wish you happiness, health and prosperity in the new year!

44. I represent the vast number of plants, animals and microorganisms on land or in the sea; Can you fly? Whether it is enough or not, give my cordial greetings: it is cold and cold.

45. Nothing is disconnected, and normal people can't do such a thing; Sending a text message and not returning it, normal people can't do such a thing; Good messages are not forwarded, and normal people can't do such a thing; Reading text messages without laughing, normal people can't do such a thing.

46. Seize every chance of success in life, and experience sincere friendship with your heart. It doesn't matter whether good friends meet or not, but it is valuable to miss them often. The year of the rabbit is coming. I wish you enjoy the delicious life every day in advance!

47. It's the weekend again. Enjoy your life! Sleeping in a dream, waking up with a smile, the kitten is as happy as a kitten, dating is romantic and sweet, watching the sunset glow dye the village red, and neighbors and relatives are talking and laughing face to face. Have a nice weekend!

48. Give you a vest to keep warm and not catch a cold; Send you a pillow, insomnia will never be found; Give you a watch, go to bed early and get up early for good health; Send you a good mood and be happy and young every day! Health care is very important, and it should be done bit by bit. Wish you all the best!

49. How hard do you usually work? I want to sleep when I get home. I work hard to earn money. I advise you not to be too tired at work. The weekend finally came again. The lazy bed is not really good, the mobile phone doesn't work, and the game is uncertain. In short, everything is fine at the weekend!

50. Spring depends on your fantasy, summer depends on your prosperity, autumn depends on your maturity, and winter depends on your thinking. Every touch of life begins with you. Good morning!

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