Funny cross talk lines that make people laugh

Crosstalk is a very interesting viewing program. Watching a crosstalk can make us happy for a long time, and the crosstalk actors are also very good. So do you know what are some funny crosstalk lines? Below are the funny crosstalk lines that I have compiled for you. You are welcome to read and adopt them. I hope you like them!

Funny crosstalk lines that make people laugh

1. I have to put Turn the microphone up, because the previous scene was my master.

2. A troublemaker, a broom star, short and shiny.

3. As a typical failure, you are so successful!

4. The weather is good today, windy and rainy.

5. A three-door refrigerator with refrigeration on the top, freezing in the middle, and ash removal at the bottom.

6. Don’t ignore me. If you don’t ignore me, then I will become a dog and ignore me!

7. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy. one time.

8. He competes with me for academic qualifications.

9. If the audience doesn’t leave, we will keep performing. When we are exhausted on the stage, we will pretend to have fallen asleep.

10. The only difference between me and Superman is that I don’t wear underwear.

11. In Plants vs. Zombies, I was told that a large wave of zombies was approaching. I have been playing for a year and I have not seen a large wave of zombies.

12. What other abilities are there? Is there anyone who can push the bottom of the box?

13. Old man, I have something to say, but I don’t know whether to say it or not.

14. Oh my god, it’s so amazing, I can’t stand it.

15. Don’t be nervous, I’m not a good person.

16. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

17. I'm crazy! You can't tolerate me! I'm swollen!

18. The surname is Xu Mingxian with three characters, and the white lady is Bai Zhensu.

19. Stewardess, let’s have a spicy hot pot! Put more meat!

20. If you can’t reach it, try stepping on it with your left foot and your right foot.

Humorous cross talk lines

1. It is easy to hide from the obvious, but hard to guard against the dark.

2. Knowing that you are not doing well makes me feel at ease.

3. Don’t go around shouting that the world has abandoned you. The world does not belong to you in the first place.

4. Life is so long, so why wait a few years for you?

5. The cashier said there is no change, please give me two plastic bags!

6. If you have anything to do, come to me, if you have nothing to do, come to me.

7. Today is very good, the wind is strong and it rains again.

8. Smiling at you is purely polite.

9. If you ignore me, then I will ignore you like a dog!

10. As a model of failure, you are so successful!

11. I was astonished at first, completely, only because I didn’t see much of it in the world.

12. Hello, aunt, I am your son’s boyfriend.

13. When I love you, what you say is what I say. What do you say you are when I don't love you.

14. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

15. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I think I must be too wicked.

16. This handsome guy, you seem like my next boyfriend.

17. The weather is good today, windy and rainy.

18. Do you want to drink water, water, or water? It’s up to you!

19. Don’t say love to others easily, and don’t stubbornly open the doors of others’ hearts. , and left jokingly.

20. If there is an afterlife, please don’t be too affectionate.

Funny Crosstalk Dialogue

1. Guo: If I tell you one more thing, if you don’t agree, I’ll bow down and step down, okay! Yue: Okay. Guo: Fenhe Bay. Yue: What show? Guo: Fenhewan! Yue: Bow and step down.

2. Yue: This teacher said that the cross talker used to be an animal in the Beijing Zoo. Yue: Hey! Feed the animals! Yue: Feed the animals, feed the elephant! After ten years of feeding, the elephant is getting thinner and thinner.

3. Yue: My sister-in-law is not good at smoking these days, which has ruined my sister-in-law. Yue: Throat! Yue: What's wrong, bro!

4. We kept performing until the audience left. When we were exhausted on the stage, we pretended to have fallen asleep.

5. Lao Guo! Stop playing! Dirty Yu’s dad! Stop playing! Lao Yu! Stop playing! Does it sound good? It’s like a dog scratching the door!

6 , the only shit-eating (intellectual) person in the background.

7. The sky versus the earth, the rain versus the wind, the continent versus the sky? It was too long and I forgot about it later.

8. Do you regret teasing Chang'e? Did you and Chang'e give birth to a little white rabbit?

9. Three words! What is it called? What is it called? Yes! A series of tricks!

10. If you can die, you will have to hate, be immoral, shameless, and will never come to you.

11. As soon as you enter a large foreign hotel, there is a cement grinding pond.

12. The performance just now was Shaobing, Cao Heyang, SB, Cao Heyang.

13. Fahaier, what are you doing~ Donor, I am going to act like a hooligan!

14. Shi Aidong, Teacher Shi? You are a piece of shit.

15. How dare you sing Journey to the West if you know a pig and a monkey?! Then you can’t sing Legend of the White Snake if you know two worms!

16. You have to have a clean mouth when talking about cross talk. , Li Shuo, Sua Suo.

17. Old man, I have something to say, but I don’t know whether to say it or not.

18. The surname Xu has three characters for Xian, and the white lady is Bai Zhensu.

19. The only difference between me and Superman is that I don’t wear underwear.

20. When we go to perform in other places, although we go by plane, we live there, not at the train station.

21. Look at me, you are so beautiful and so zímì. Can you write these two words?

22. This Shi Piaoxiang often travels to Xidan.

23. Yue: Peking Opera is the national treasure. Yue: Cui! Yue: Cui! cua Cui.

24. The feeling of looking for peanuts in a vinegar vat. Ouch.

25. The pants are originally made of plastic... I wore them for a while on the day of the shooting... They still fit me perfectly today.

26. Fahai said to Xu Xian: Donor, you ladies are like worms (Chong read softly).

27. When I saw the door, I pushed and pushed for twenty minutes without opening it. Then I pulled it and it opened.

28. (Studying history, Aidong’s father Shi Yueyue laughed) At that time, your father laughed.

29. Yue: Linghu No. 2 Middle School! Yue: That’s Linghu Chong!

30. A three-door refrigerator with refrigeration at the top, freezing in the middle, and ashes at the bottom.

31. Buy tickets~Buy tickets~We want to listen to Yue Buqun sing~Ah! Three days.

32. If anyone wants to know, you can raise your hand. If anyone wants to raise his hand, I will kick him out.

33. Fenhe Bay? I thought it was Fenhe Bay!

34. It smells shameless. Kick you to death!

35. No! No! I won’t tell you!

36. You are a human being and you don’t want to?

37. Sun Yue, this seems to be a personal name.

38. The Legend of White Snake tells the story of a great long worm. It is a dizzying show, White Snake, spinning around.

39. Later, when I had money, I bought a house, a car, and an RV.

40. Just that shameless guy~ This guy is so stupid and he still eats~~ The little black fat guy.

41. In Plants vs. Zombies, I was told that a large wave of zombies was approaching. I have been playing for a year and have not seen a large wave of zombies.

42. Qi Ke, it’s hard not to watch a game. I am not called Ke, my surname is Yue, and my name is Buqun ~ Thank you, thank you, thank you.

43. To be honest, since I was born, there are two words written on my chest: one is perfect and the other is capable.

44. It is printed on the cigarette boxes that smoking is harmful to health. Smoking is harmful, but it is healthy.

45. The two stuttered and met each other. They said four sentences in thirty minutes, and one of them stuttered and said: How about we send text messages!

46. At this time, he I suddenly wanted to fart, but after a fierce struggle, I lost to letting it go, but I won.

47. I will refund your tickets and you can leave.

48. My master is no longer a gangster. Ding Yu, dirty Guo.

49. Oh my dear, I just want to kill him, you know.

50. (Yue Yueshu Shaobing) The cross talk just now was so good. The performer is called Sao Bing, Shao Sao, Sao Bing Cao Heyang.

51. I have to turn the microphone higher because my master is small.

52. The big poster at the door says ~ah~~three days.

53. Yue: Am I angry? (To the audience) Come up! Audience: Come down! Yue: Forget it.

54. This teacher, he called ~~~forgot. You have a personal name anyway.

55. I was afraid of losing my bus card, so I wore zippered pants, that is, nui pants. The zippered side goes inside, so you can get in the car and take out your card without fear of taking out anything else. Yue: That means wearing it backwards.

56. Teacher Sun is rich, but can’t drive, so he bought a bus card! He recharged 300,000 yuan, and it was still a student card, which is equivalent to 600,000 yuan. I can kill you, baby!

57. Yue: This is my master pig. Yue: Is that true? Uncle Master. Yue: Hey. yes. There is a song sung to me by my uncle. Uncle, your nose has two holes.

58. Teacher! I am from Beijing Mental Retardation No. 2 Middle School!

59. Sun Yue! Mr. Li Wenhua’s grandson, this grandson is right!

60 , "Snow praises Yue Yunpeng" The sky was dark for a while, it was not the middle of winter, as if the white bo2 was thrown down. The grave is bigger than the steamed bun, the well is a big hole!

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