Classic Humor Harmful Sentences (Selected 48 Sentences)

2. grow up drinking carbon dioxide.

3. What did you look like before the accident?

4. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

You are the murderer of sewer blockage.

6. Do you want to die or not?

7. You are the water I spilled. Whoever can pretend will pretend.

Two heads are better than one, and you all smell the same.

9. You can apply for the cheapest record in the world.

10, the difference between you and a plate of shit is that you don't have a plate.

1 1, you are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

12, once selling Meng, the word selling Meng has become a derogatory term.

13. Don't you have a toilet at home? Are you here to spray?

14, just accept your fate! It is not difficult to admit that you are humble.

15, * * * You threw people away to raise a placenta when you were born?

16, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I turned back to be a rogue!

17, whose face are you with? Is the loan I owe you due or something?

18, you can't even get to my mother's palace, and you still care about my heart?

19, I saw your socks and your broken shoes as soon as you lifted your feet.

20. You are the biggest pencil-box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired?

2 1, you haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a person.

22. Never look in the mirror, especially at night, you will scare yourself.

23. You waste air alive, you dig to death, and you waste RMB.

24. You think you are Halley's comet, and hundreds of millions of people all over the world should admire you!

Do you wash your face in the morning? You will be on a face that has not been washed for a year and a half!

Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't dig it down!

27. Showing half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small!

28. You are still very beautiful. When you grow up, you will come out. Your goal is to scare a person to death, right?

29. Looking at you, looking at the backs of thousands of troops and horses, turning your head to scare away millions of lions.

30. You pig-dog bastard took a shit. I think you are the crystallization of love between donkey and horse.

3 1, are you angry to see people like us who are physically and mentally healthy and have no sexually transmitted diseases?

32. * * * Mom, you need to buffer it, just buffer it, but it crashed when buffering.

33. You are the first person I admire. Your head and functional toes are exactly the same. Interesting text message

34. Your head was caught by Xifeng's thigh, and your brain was tofu, and your cerebellum shrank, right?

35. You wish my girlfriend no breasts, and I wish your girlfriend only breasts and chest hair.

If one day I become a rogue, please remember to remind me that I used to be pure.

37. Before you, my world was black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

38. Do you think it's Guo Jing that you pretend to be depressed there? Don't you have someone else's height?

39. Going out at night should not be afraid of ghosts, right? After all, ghosts are afraid to see your foreign face!

40. Sometimes some hurtful sentences with a sense of humor will bring us bursts of laughter and alternative inspirational sentences.

4 1, wearing a human coat, you are still like a person. Once you take off that coat, you will become a ghost.

42, you are the wind, you are the sand, lingering in the end of the world! How dare your IQ be blown away by the wind, leaving only a head of sand!

43. You are really embarrassed to treat yourself like a human being. Don't you need your negative IQ to think that you are cooperating with human beings?

44. Before spraying excrement, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others. When you are born, you will watch the midnight bell. You are a pug.

45. How dare you brag to your sister? The man who praised me last time is still lying in the hospital. He is the biggest visitor in the whole hospital. would you like to have a try？

46, you shoot one, I shoot one, and play * * * Mom approves big breasts! ! You shoot two, I shoot two, rub your old man's house two! You shoot three times, I shoot three times, break your sister's chastity!

47. I spent three days and three nights in the men's room, and then in the pickle jar for three days and three nights. When you encounter difficulties, look for reasons from yourself first. Don't blame the ugliness of the earth.

48. You say how failed you are. Don't say that others want to hit you when they see you. Even dogs want to bark when they see you, and cows want to hit you when they see you. Even these animals don't like you. You said you were alive.