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60 happy news sent to friends circle after 2 months of pregnancy.

After 2 months of pregnancy, I sent a happy report to my circle of friends. 1. You enlarged my body, but you softened my heart. Every time you paddle, you wait. You are a continuation of happiness.

I am alone, but I have two heartbeats. How nice!

I gained 24 kilograms when I was pregnant. I once gave up thinking that my mother was like this anyway, just getting fat.

4. My armor, my weakness, welcome your arrival and company.

This is your first time as a baby and my first time as a mother.

6. Looking forward to our brand-new family model, one plus one equals three.

7. One body, two heartbeats, a small happiness of three ~

8. Do you know that many women hate to death after being raped, but when she is sure that she is pregnant, she will give up the idea of suicide and hope to have a baby. Maternal love? Yes, no matter how the child came, the great maternal love of pregnant girls turned hate into love.

9. You can see from the back that I am pregnant. My mother said I was exaggerating my walking, but I don't think so.

10. Fetal dreams are accurate! Black snakes, snakeheads, meteors, male penis and so on have all had many male baby dreams.

1 1. Show off your belly. You can have this form several times in your life. Although you are hard, you are happy ~ cherish the last 30 days of mother-child integration.

12. How happy a woman is when she is pregnant and gives birth to a child is what every family wants to see.

13. The most expensive house has finally been rented out for 10 months, which cannot be extended.

14. I will be pregnant in a few months, so don't call me fat!

15. Your future is bright.

16. I know that you are so happy that you can't close your mouth. I am also happy to cross my legs. The little baby just got home, and his parents were filled with joy. Blessing: all the best, good luck again and again, and the baby will always be healthy and happy.

17. I just hope you can be happy every day. I don't want to make you unhappy or sad. I'll be worried.

18. The time is getting longer and longer, the stomach is getting bigger and bigger, and I am looking forward to the birth of the baby more and more! When the baby is born, I hope each other can mature!

19. It is said that pregnancy is lucky, and this time is probably the happiest and happiest. Hahahahahahahaha, happiness is really bursting.

20. It's too painful to sleep now, and it's too uncomfortable to be pregnant. The point is that it's only been three and a half months!

After 2 months of pregnancy, I sent a happy report to my circle of friends. Part II 2 1. Even pregnant mothers have such a light dance.

From where? Me? No longer lonely? Because? For the stomach? Lizi? With Ta.

23.? The most expensive? Rent a house? Out? The deadline for going to ┇ ┇ is 10 months ┇

24. I am pregnant and told him to stay with me for a few days after the baby is aborted, and then we will break up peacefully! Am I stupid?

The "enemy" will arrive in seven months.

26. I have never felt hard since I got pregnant. I felt the baby's fetal movement, but I felt very happy.

27. Starting today? Shall we start? , leave home? Nine go? Last month.

28. Being pregnant is actually very happy. At least I can listen to sweet words every day, and some people wash their feet, socks and shoes, hehe.

29. I am married, not the person I love. He cried and said to me, I really regret not getting you pregnant and becoming my woman.

30. I have rented myself out, which will take more than nine months. I won't consider renewing the lease for the time being.

3 1. My husband and I are happiest when we are pregnant.

32. My period starts today, and she will run away from home for nine months.

33. Our two-person world finally has a mistress!

34. My family and I are going to "upgrade"! Congratulations to us!

35. After all kinds of pains, I successfully gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket.

When you are pregnant, you will see pregnant women everywhere in the community, but you seldom see them.

37. Pregnant in October, once delivered, pregnant mother is the hardest and most beautiful in the world!

38. Happy, really happy to be pregnant. My husband takes good care of me. Every day, fruits are ready and delivered to me.

39. A woman is the most beautiful when she is pregnant!

40. I have a good appetite recently. After all, I have to eat for two.

After 2 months of pregnancy, I sent a happy report to my circle of friends. Part III 4 1. Recently, an appetite thief? , ok? After all? Eat for two? A personal meal.

42. I am pregnant for five months, and I lost my temper with him today. He told me to get out of his house. Yes, we got married before we got the license, but we can't bear to part with the child.

43. The "enemy" will not reach the battlefield for nine months.

44. Ask a parenting expert how to do prenatal education and wait online!

45. Yesterday you said you had a stomachache, so go to bed early! The next day, you said you were pregnant, and this was your last date.

46. Motherly love is natural. From the day of pregnancy, from the day when the baby was formed in the mother's body, the mother had a very special feeling, which soon turned into love.

47. Daughter-in-law just gave birth to a boy. Mother and child are safe! Friends congratulate you, name you, get married and recognize your son. Hurry up! Ha ha.

48. I feel very happy every morning because I spent another day safely! This feeling begins with poor sleep during pregnancy.

49. I want to thank my parents for Thanksgiving. Now that I am pregnant, it is not easy to understand the hard work of my parents!

50. You are busy growing up and I am busy gaining weight.

5 1. I am very satisfied with you.

52. Man, if you can't be a father, don't get your woman pregnant. If you can't be responsible, don't mess around!

53. There is one more you in the world, and I have one more world.

The enemy has eight months to reach the battlefield.

55. The belly button is prominent, and both fetuses are prominent in the third trimester, which should not be.

The happiest thing is that I said I was pregnant and saw joy in your face.

57. Every heartbeat of yours makes me ecstatic.

58. A man's talent is like a woman's pregnancy. It will take some time to see it.

59. I really think the numbness in the world during pregnancy is very, very difficult and great!

60. I survived the hardest days and met the happiest people. You are my weakness, my armor and my pride.

60 low-key copywriting pamphlets announce that you are pregnant and send them to friends.

A low-key copy of announcing pregnancy and sending a circle of friends (Part I) 1. I'm glad you showed up and look forward to your arrival.

A piece of cake feels pregnant, and I feel sick, nauseous, weak and cold all over. How long have I been ill?

There are two treasures in my family, Bao Xiao and Xiao Xiaobao. They will see you every day on April 1 day.

I ran away from home for him, but now he is someone else's hero, but I am pregnant, but he doesn't care.

Looking at my circle of friends during pregnancy, I am very embarrassed every day, but I don't know that I was really happy at that time.

6. vomiting in the early morning, pregnancy is too uncomfortable! I finally broke 100, and lost 97 pounds in just two days! What a tragedy!

You know, I have been eating sour food recently. . .

He told me that if you are pregnant, I can't give you anything now, but I will give it to you in the future, and I will believe it.

9. I tried to smile and be strong, and I built a wall alone.

10. Me? No longer lonely? Because? For the stomach? Lizi? With Ta.

1 1. Baby's pregnant photo, guess it's a boy?

12. I'm going to be a father/mother!

13. I feel very happy every morning because I spent another day safely! This feeling begins with poor sleep during pregnancy.

14. Come on, baby, let's do it!

15. Qing palace surveillance! Both babies' uterine cleaning tables are accurate!

16. How to relieve morning sickness? There is also hunger, hunger and nausea, fullness and nausea, and stomach discomfort.

17. The enemy will reach the battlefield in ten months.

18. In the future, there will be one more container for drinking water at home-baby bottles, small clothes, small shoes and cribs, all ready!

19. I was really happy when I was pregnant. I am disabled at home every day. I can eat and sleep whenever I want.

Welcome to Bauer. Oh, it still hurts. See you later, big belly! Grow sturdily, Dabao, Bauer!

A low-key copy of announcing pregnancy and sending a circle of friends (part 2) 2 1. I have never felt hard since I was pregnant, but I feel very happy when I feel the baby's fetal movement.

22. I feel uncomfortable in the third trimester, I feel uncomfortable lying down, and it is difficult to get pregnant at high temperature.

23. Starting today, my menstruation will run away from home for nine months.

24. It's been a year. I knew I was pregnant this time last year. Now the baby 1 14 days. Thank you.

25. Drink full moon wine and wish him happiness for a long time; Singing the song of the full moon, may he be happy from now on; I wish him a healthy growth after the full moon. I wish your child a smooth sailing and strong growth after the full moon.

26. Maybe my position in your heart is like that, but I can care about it or ignore it. Even if I'm pregnant, so are you. It's all my choice and I deserve it.

27. The crystallization of love is ultimately lucky.

28. You have expanded my body, but perfected my soul.

29. Go for a biopsy tomorrow. You're pregnant. Why are you so worried? Bodhisattva bless me and my baby.

30. Congratulations to the baby for completing the first meaningful full moon trip with the sweat, hard work and joy of mom and dad. May the baby walk out of every beautiful day in the future with courage and cleverness!

3 1. We finally have a mistress.

32. I have been tossing and turning since I was pregnant. Seeing the clothes sent by my girlfriend, I suddenly miss the appearance of the child after birth. Being a mother is really happy.

33. It is said that pregnancy is lucky, and I am afraid this period is the happiest and happiest. Hahahahahahahaha, happiness is really bursting.

34. You will be particularly excited in the first few weeks when you and your lover find out that you are going to have a baby.

35. I have a bad appetite recently. After all, I have to eat for two.

36. Happiness is as simple as having a lover and children!

37. My armor and my weakness are both excited and nervous about your arrival.

38. Pregnancy is a hard thing, but it is also very happy ~ This kind of happy man can't understand ~

39. This is the first time for a family of three to take a group photo. I am used to kicking me with you every day. Every day is a beautiful day ~ May you grow up healthily in your stomach ~

40. It is not allowed for male babies to like to eat sour during pregnancy. I always like sweet and spicy.

A low-key copy of announcing pregnancy and sending a circle of friends (Part III) 4 1. I can finally eat for two people aboveboard.

42. In the long pregnancy process, it is also the most beautiful moment for women to be painful and happy.

43. Get rich overnight and get "one thousand dollars"

44. The future is wonderful because of you.

45. Since then, there have been weaknesses and armor.

46. The most expensive house has finally been rented out for ten months without extension.

47. It's too painful to sleep now, and it's too uncomfortable to be pregnant. The point is that it's only been three and a half months!

48. I want to eat for two people recently.

49. Ask a parenting expert how to do prenatal education and wait online!

50. Even a pregnant mother can jump so lightly.

5 1. See you grow up, full of tenderness.

52. Gratitude and excitement. May the baby be healthy!

53. The night shift after pregnancy feels like killing people, and all kinds of morning sickness are uncomfortable.

54. How dare I get old before you come?

About five months ago, I felt my little baby moving. That moment was really wonderful, and I was deeply moved.

56. Look forward to our brand-new family model of 1+ 1=3.

57. In the next nine months, I have to eat for two people.

58. The child is still kicking and hitting me in the stomach.

59. I have never seen one body and two faiths. I love you deeply.

If you are pregnant, you should try to make your mood better for your child. Looking forward to your arrival

60 beautiful sentences for pregnant friends in summer

I got pregnant in summer and made friends (Part I) 1. There must be some little happiness waiting for us in this world.

2. Our two-person world? Will it? Welcome the arrival of "Little Three".

3. In the early stage of fetal movement, the big bag expands, moving around during pregnancy, and moving more on the left side in the third trimester. Obviously, punching and kicking is particularly painful, and the small bag is swollen like a small hand.

I am pregnant, and in the new year, God gave me the best New Year gift.

The enemy will arrive soon? A fight? !

6. The cake feels pregnant. I feel sick all over. I feel tired and cold. How long have I been ill?

7. The happiest time for a madman is to have the company of a fool, and my best time is only to have you around.

8. Looking forward to our brand-new 1+ 1=3 family model.

9. Daughter-in-law just gave birth to a boy. Mother and child are safe! Friends congratulate you, name you, get married and recognize your son. Hurry up! Ha ha.

10. Dear male girlfriends and female girlfriends, I am born occasionally, and the days of carrying the ball are over. China Merchants Bank, weighing 8 kg, mother and daughter are safe!

1 1. It's not easy to get pregnant. Bear's paw and fatty ya ya can't believe it. I hope it won't get worse.

12. If a girl is pregnant unexpectedly, the first reaction is that my mother will kill me if she is finished, but I don't know if the child in her belly is thinking about it, my mother will kill me.

13. Personally, I feel quite happy when I am pregnant. Everyone around me is respectful to you, and I won't let you do anything small. Even my husband doesn't do things at ordinary times. He has to fight to do things.

14. The "enemy" will arrive in six months.

15. Fetal dreams are accurate! Black snakes, snakeheads, meteors, male penis and so on have all had many male baby dreams.

16. I am glad to learn that my wife is pregnant today …

17. The one in my wife's belly probably knows that she lives in a "second-hand house", so she can't wait to report to the world!

18. Every heartbeat of yours makes my mouth rise.

19. Maybe my position in your heart is like that, but I can care or ignore it. Even if I'm pregnant, so are you. It's all my choice and I deserve it.

20. finally rented it? Going out? Yes, the term is 10 months, and the lease will not be renewed.

I am pregnant in summer, send a beautiful word to my circle of friends (Part II) 2 1. There is a great mother in the world. Thank you for your wife.

22. I am very happy to be pregnant. I don't have to fidget when I'm waiting for dinner at my mother-in-law's house, so I'm at ease.

23. Pregnancy is just like pregnancy. It takes a long time to see it.

24. Tomorrow, I will have a hysterectomy, and I can see the newborn baby. I am looking forward to it. I wish I could have a hug, just for a moment.

25. Grab the tail during pregnancy and take maternity photos.

26. One body, two heartbeats, a small happiness of three ~

27.? The most expensive? Rent a house? Out? The deadline for going to ┇ ┇ is 10 months ┇

28. Man, if you can't be a father, don't get your woman pregnant. If you can't be responsible, don't mess around!

29. When you came, my expectations were far away; You were my dream when you left.

30. I feel my little baby moving. This moment is really wonderful. I was deeply moved.

3 1. I survived the hardest days and met the happiest people. You are my weakness, my armor and my heart.

32. My armor and my weakness are both excited and nervous about your arrival.

33. I have always felt that pregnancy should be a very happy thing. Why do I have so much unhappiness! How could I be so unlucky?

I have been married to him for two months, but today he quarreled with me because of a girl whom he has known for less than three days. I have been pregnant for more than five months.

35. Being pregnant and having a tall belly represent the beauty of a mother.

36. My family and I are going to "upgrade"! Congratulations to us!

When you are pregnant, you will see pregnant women everywhere in the community, but you seldom see them.

38. A tadpole becomes a frog, weighing 6 kilograms and 8 kilograms. If you want to ask for a surprise, you really brought it.

39. I suddenly miss the days of pregnancy ~ haha! Because I am really happy, I suddenly want to get pregnant! Haha ~

40. I am pregnant, and he asked me to do it for the future, but I don't want to know whether this is a life or my child.

Beautiful sentences about making friends during summer pregnancy (Chapter III) 4 1. Male treasure's neck and armpits are all dark, as if they can't be washed clean!

42. Taking a pregnancy photo during pregnancy is my least regret, hahaha!

43. recent appetite thief? , ok? After all? Eat for two? A personal meal.

44. I am about to enter the next stage of my life.

45. The enemy has nine months to reach the battlefield.

You have enlarged my body, but you have softened my heart. Every time you touch me, you are waiting. You are a continuation of happiness.

47. The baby's fetal movements are frequent and accurate. Mine has been moving towards life.

48. Finally waiting for you, mine? Bao Xiao? Bay.

49. A stomachache can hurt your back. The most uncomfortable thing during pregnancy is stomach pain, which is worse than morning sickness. Today is a day of frowning.

50. Watching you grow up day by day, watching you crush the tenderness of a pool of clear water.

5 1. I felt my baby moving about five months ago. That moment was really wonderful, and I was deeply moved.

52. In the third trimester, it is almost unbearable to sleep at night. Baby, if you love your mother, please let her sleep well!

53. The deskmate said that she was pregnant and her baby's name was Rourou. So I asked her who the father of the child was, and he said that the father of the child was called snacks!

54. The child is still kicking and hitting me in the stomach.

55. There are always some small surprises in life.

I gained 24 kilograms when I was pregnant. I once gave up thinking that my mother was like this anyway, just getting fat.

57. You are growing up, but I am not old. This is the happiest life!

58. In the future, there will be an extra container for drinking water at home-baby bottles, small clothes, small shoes and small beds, all ready!

59. There is one more you in the world, and I have one more world.

60. The baby has been in my stomach for almost five months. We finally feel the fetal movement, and finally we can really feel the baby. Let us deeply touch the magic and greatness of life, and we are really happy.

Eat hot pot and make friends circle at the end of the term.

Eat hot pot and make friends circle at the end of the term (Article 1) 1. Eating hot pot and sweating in snowy days is called Suhu.

2. I finally enjoyed the delicious food I've been thinking about day and night. I'm really happy to eat a hot pot fish!

3. Go to eat beef hotpot with the leader. The leader gave me a big piece of beef tendon and said it was delicious. Then I was still chewing the beef tendon until I paid the bill.

I'm so fucking greedy that I want to go to Chongqing to eat hot pot in winter!

I must have been a hairy belly in my last life, because I like hot pot too much, or maybe it's because hot pot is so delicious.

6. I know I have diarrhea every time I finish hot pot. Immortality is one of my …

7. Winter mode is on! The happiest thing in winter is that friends get together to eat hot pot!

Rainy days are suitable for doing many things, such as drinking, playing cards and mahjong, missing, watching movies, eating hot pot, sleeping and walking in the rain with an umbrella. ...

9. Eat a hot pot at noon, let yourself enjoy the delicious food brought by hot pot and bring a relaxed feeling to work!

10. I want to fall in love. There is no other reason in my family, mainly because it is cold and no one can eat hot pot together.

1 1. Come out for hot pot? My treat.

12. If you like hot pot, you should have been a pot in your last life.

13. On snowy days, I should have stayed at home to enjoy the snow, drink tea and eat hot pot. What classes did I take? I'm also called a slacker.

14. Sometimes I don't feel like eating. When it's cold, I want to eat hot pot rice noodles and mala Tang to warm myself up. When it is hot, I just want to eat cold noodles and barbecue ice cream, and the amount of food is amazing.

15. Hot pot can see the future, but life is full of unknowns.

16. Eat, drink and be merry and live forever. Fat in vain, full of hope.

17. Eat hot pot fish and pick it up with friends. Let's get together and enjoy the delicious food brought by fish!

18. The beef is tender and the hot pot is delicious, so choose fresh beef hot pot.

19. I want to eat spicy incense pots, hot pots, kebabs and all kinds of delicious food, but I only ate a bunch of potatoes.

20. There are many handsome guys in the world, not as good as Chongqing hot pot.

Eating hot pot and making friends circle at the end of the term (Part II) 2 1. I heard that it is more suitable to eat hot pot on snowy days, so who wants to eat hot pot with me? I am in charge of eating, and he is in charge of paying the bill.

22. Winter is the season to eat hot pot. I want to make a fat paper in peace.

23. You don't need a copy to eat hot pot.

24. Hot pot is spicy and life is hot. It turns out that you and I live a hot life together.

25. Life has given me a bag of hot pot bottom material, and I want it to last forever.

26. The teacher said that you can't eat snacks in class. Fortunately, I brought hot pot today.

27. You should eat hot pot with your lover on snowy days.

28. In winter, don't eat hot pot, rice noodles, spicy hot pot, barbecue, fish with Chinese sauerkraut, roast duck cake and beef noodles. What should I do? What fat should I lose?

29. The secret of my happiness is to eat hot pot.

30. I ate hot pot with my mother last night, and I ate a spicy three-fresh pot. As a result, I still have diarrhea this morning. I don't know if the spicy pot is too spicy or if my level of spicy food is completely bad.

3 1. It's just some hot food in winter.

32. I want to eat mala Tang, cake, fruit, hot pot, slightly spicy, barbecue and lettuce, and I want to eat more ~ Aunt, where is my steamed bread?

33. I found a secret when I was eating hot pot today: sesame sauce+Chili oil (mixed soup base) as dipping sauce, the sauce will become thicker and thicker, and it will be too thick when stirred.

What you lose is the soup base, which will come back to your life in another form at some point.

Last Valentine's Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I swear to leave them next year. As a result, I succeeded, and now I am the only bachelor.

In hot weather, I just want to eat cold noodles and barbecue ice cream. I have an amazing appetite.

This winter, I want to eat hot pot, go shopping, drink milk tea and watch the first snow with my favorite people.

38. I finally ate the curry hot pot that I've been thinking about for a long time, and I'm in a good mood at the thought of tomorrow weekend.

39. Hot pot glugs, and my heart is pounding.

40. I really want to take you out to watch me eat hot pot on such a cold day.

Eat hot pot at the end of the term and send a circle of friends (Part 3)4 1. I always wander between eating and raising.

42. Handsome men are not good-looking, so it is better to eat a hot pot.

43. It is necessary to eat hot pot, Sugar-Coated Berry and take a hot bath in snowy days. Oh yeah!

44. I ate hot pot at the small group's house this afternoon, and I was exhausted. Everyone watched My Girlhood together, a very good movie. The hero looks a bit like Kai Ko.

45. Only when you are full can you lose weight.

46. Love words can be said slowly, and hot pot must be eaten quickly.

47. Has the temperature suddenly dropped? The weather has been very hot in recent days, and it may be cold. Buy clothes if you lack them. Don't be indifferent to beauty. Eating hot pot in winter and snuggling under the covers are the most comfortable things.

48. I haven't eaten hotpot for a long time. Today, I have dinner with my family! It is still my favorite hot pot. I'm so happy.

49. Choose to eat hot pot in winter and have plenty of food and clothing; Choose to eat hot pot in summer, eating with a accent; In summer, I choose to eat hot pot in Thailand, and I eat passionately.

50. Autumn is coming in the south. When the cold wind blows, I think of the days when I ate hot pot in Beijing in winter.

5 1. I like hot pot so much that I feel like a pot in my last life.

52. I want to eat hot pot I really want to eat hot pot. I like hot pot too much. I must have been the bottom of hot pot in my last life.

53. It's cold, I don't want to eat hot pot alone!

54. I can't tell the taste of eating hot pot meat and drinking hot soup.

55. Haidilao tonight.

I didn't like to eat hot pot before, but now I want to eat it as long as it rains or it's a little cold. I think maybe I just like doing nothing.

57. You are sunny in the south, but I am cold and snowy in the north; If I can catch a cold in time, I will put on those thick autumn trousers, stretch my waist and have a hot pot.

58. As soon as the hot pot is opened, the troubles will say goodbye.

59. I really want to eat barbecue, mala Tang, barbecue, delicious food and hot pot.

60. Love life and love hot pot more.