Interesting greeting card information on April Fool's Day

April Fool's joke message 1 1 reminds me of that innocent time again. I remember once lying leisurely on the grass, watching white clouds floating in the blue sky. You stay by my side tenderly, look at me affectionately, and occasionally whisper in my ear, saying: baa-

Being a top designer was once the dream of countless people, and you and I both think it should be the most perfect one. On the novelty of speed theory, it is absolutely the first. Design one in one night. Ok, stop looking and go to bask in the quilt!

3, I know you are the most beautiful, chubby figure is very cute, everyone knows the habit of eating meat, frugal character is worthy of praise. But there is no need to lick the rice in the bowl every time.

4. There are no clouds in Wan Li, and streams are running; The grass on the roadside swayed with the wind, and the flowers were more beautiful; Listening to the voice of nature, the mood is so wonderful. But you ruined everything in a flash. Please choose a good time for farting next time!

5, don't stop: dreams keep chasing; Don't give up: there is a sunrise after the night; The road is bitter: sweat is a beautiful blessing; Remember: success is the next step. Take a big step, yeah, fall into the pit!

My hero aimed at the battlefield and locked the enemy's movements with a pair of binoculars. Although this wish failed, you still looked forward to it with a telescope. . . Until one day, the girl in the opposite building cursed: What are you looking at? Smelly rascal!

7. I like smoking, and you like convulsions; I like spending money, and you like making money; I like watching jokes, and you like joking; Never mind our relationship, just send the message to the right person.

8. I have been in pain recently. I went to Obama's house to clean the glass and went to Putin's house to wash the dishes. Finally made a dime. I don't want to eat or wear anything, so I will send you a message: it's cold recently, so put on more clothes!

9. I specially dug a mine for you, which contains: gold medal nomination, silver heart, copper heart forever, aluminum victory, potassium happiness, coal trouble, tungsten worry, and infinite lead!

10, frankly speaking, I like you very much, like your eyes, like your happy expression, like your walking posture, like your coquetry and cuteness, and even like the way you sleep, but what makes me most angry is that you always lose your hair when you can't catch the mouse!

1 1. I'm above and she's below. I really want it, and she's salivating. Later ..... I was happy and she was in pain. Answer: fishing.

12, in fact, sometimes you can turn off your mobile phone, quit social software, not log in to Weibo, enjoy the peace, and open these again in a few days, and you will find: Root! Ben. Don't! People! Lian! Department! You!

13, my god! Please send me a watermelon to those guys who forget me, don't call me, don't send me messages, don't miss me, wish them enough, and then walk on the watermelon skin. . .

14, the forest is full of trees, and white clothes are better than snow. I knelt down and stroked the lyre. You stand still, which is my only bosom friend. So, you and I have achieved an eternal story-casting pearls before swine. . .

15, in a person's life, life is a business, some people manage feelings, some people manage interests, some people manage happiness, and some people manage conspiracy. Dude, you're amazing. Are you in charge? Bragging? .

16. Being a top designer was once the dream of countless people, and you and I both think it should be the most perfect one. On the novelty of speed theory, it is absolutely the first. Design one in one night. Ok, stop looking and go to bask in the quilt!

17, over the years, we have had joys and sorrows, crossed the road, bypassed the mountains and had dinner and soup together. Although you never reply to my messages, I still remind you for the teacher: Bajie, it's cold, go out and put on a robe!

18, the wind lifts your long hair, and you look more chic! The waves beat against your feet, and you look more perfect! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance!

19, there is a question that stumbles me. I think only you can help me. Pig shit blocking the aisle? What does this sentence mean? Be sure to think again and again. Let me know when you know.

20. Guan Yu went to the banquet of Zhenwu Emperor and was stopped by two generals, the tortoise and the snake. Guan Yu asked why, and General Turtle said that anyone who committed debauchery and wealth was not allowed in. You chopped Hua Xiong with warm wine, Cao Cao sent a beautiful girl, got on the horse and dismounted the silver, and cut six generals through five customs, so no entry was allowed.

Guan Yu was surprised: I can't see that you are quite familiar with the Three Kingdoms.

2 1, Bajie Huazhai is gone forever. One day, a man who looks like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said it might be a demon, and Tang Priest said, Try sending a text message, or you will quit!

22. A company wants you to be our model, and the salary is up to you, because the boss of that company says you must! You promised to contact the pig feed company.

23. April Fool's Day is coming. Smart swindlers cheat money, romantic swindlers cheat love and hugs, silly swindlers cheat Doby birds, and mentally retarded people are still laughing. They looked at their mobile phones and said, Wow, this news is really funny!

24. In the far east, there are a group of outstanding people. Their occupation is fishing. They call themselves fishermen. I heard that you are one of them, and you are here to attend your Fisherman's Day. Have fun!

25. I always say that I am not satisfied with you. I never cared, nor did I give gifts on holidays. April Fool's Day is coming. Here, I give you a ring to wear quickly: 48K pure iron! !

26. On April Fool's Day, an old cow came to you, stepped on your foot angrily and said angrily, How many times is this? How many times have I told you to stop stealing my shit! ! !

27. I know your Mandarin is not good. Always pronounce An Shiluan in every class? Green of Anshi? As your teacher, I never blame you. Will you press it in the future? Green of Anshi? After reading it, everyone will cheer for you!

28. This short message, how to say it, is particularly important and valuable, especially the last few words. You must read it carefully. Happy April Fool's Day! ?

Ladies and gentlemen, big friends, children, new friends and old friends have a bad news for you. Has been hunted, and the mobile phone has been burnt out by continuous high temperature. Alas, I was so handsome and the girls were not at ease, so I made a bold decision. Change the number and dare to save!

30. Change a Zhen Xuan-style number: It's great that someone calls you by text every day, but it's boring if it's too frequent. I just had a brainwave and had the idea of changing the number. In private, I feel that I must inform you, so that I can catch up with the past and cultivate my sentiment. Please write down this number of XX, please delete the previous one, and keep the ones you don't want to delete as a souvenir.

April fool's day funny message 2 1. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and cuteness, and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

I really want to leave this world with you and live in a secluded place with beautiful scenery. Just you and me, there is a piece of green grass in front of us. Lie on the grass when you are free and watch you eat grass gently!

I had a dream last night that you fell into a stinking pit. After climbing up, you said: I was so happy at last, even the pit was delicious.

4. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times.

5. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now the bacteria are in uniform, full of energy and lined up neatly, striding through your body. ...

6. Someone told me that "you are as smart as a pig", and I was furious after listening to it! ! I understand you! ! So polluted! I'm sorry, pig

7. Since I met you, you should know your place in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different because you are? Two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Dorsey, you were admitted to the uncivilized class of the department of barbarism at Niujing University in the United States. Please take your stupidity and strange diseases to Titanic, the American Dung Hall on the street of No.9 Road.

9. I haven't seen some ideas for days. Recently, the body can be safe and healthy; Don't forget to add clothes after a hard day in the office. Although you are an ungrateful person, I can remember you in my heart. It's okay to be idle anyway. I should send you a message just to feed the pigs with chaff. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. tips for self-test of vital capacity: bend your head and inhale after farting, and then carefully check whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, we should strengthen training according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

9. Happy April Fool's Day! There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message! Happy April Fool's Day.

10 Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My illness may be saved" at the wild advertisement above.

1 1. I saw you in the street. You are with someone. I saw at a glance that he was not a good man. He's been patting your ass behind you. I said to him angrily, stop the donkey driver in front! Happy April Fool's Day.

12. Special message: The switch will automatically start the timer and report the weather forecast continuously from an instant.

13, forward this message 3 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and it will cost 3 yuan! Happy April Fool's Day.

14, it's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who want money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages, and fools who read text messages. Happy April Fool's Day.

15, you are as angry as an angel; You dance like a swan stretching yourself; You walk like a mandarin duck doing sports. Your charm hides a knife, and your charm is better than a cat; To tell the truth, you are as beautiful as a demon! Happy April Fool's Day!

16, when Tang Priest took a short rest with three disciples, Tang Priest took a look at Pig and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"

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