A complete collection of nursery rhymes for the Year of the Monkey.

1. Spring Festival wishes: relatives and neighbors are harmonious, new friends and old friends are happy, life is simple and happy, and life is stable and safe; Happy every day and happy every year!

2. Pay New Year greetings to Teacher Yang. How many greetings are hidden in the years? Your hands are good luck and good luck. I wish you a happy new year. I care about your heart beating. First of all, I wish you a smile forever. Success and happiness are the most important things.

Don't worry about the cat, have a happy smile in the coming year, Laba porridge, drink it and have a honeydew melon. Sweep the house, freeze tofu, buy meat, kill cocks, make dough, steam steamed buns, get through the 30 th of the year and have a New Year's Day!

When spring comes and happiness comes, the country will be prosperous and the world will be safe. I wish you good luck in your trip to year of the snake, affection, friendship, love, health, happiness and peace, and you are worried about your work, life and family.

5. Spring Festival is coming, pay a New Year call early: I wish you a happy life; Second, I wish you less trouble; Three wishes for good luck; Four wishes of never getting old; Five wishes to smile; Six wishes for happiness; Seven sad wishes; Eight wishes for high income; Nine wishes for peace cover; Ten wishes for happiness.

6. The Spring Festival is coming, and the New Year is early: it is good for the whole family to celebrate the New Year; Second, worship troubles; Worship sorrows and sorrows; Four worships are not old; Worship children's filial piety; Six thanks for happiness; Seven, good luck; Eight worships have high income; Jiubai security shield; Ten worshippers are happy. Year of the snake is lucky, everyone laughs!

7. When the Spring Festival arrives, report it by SMS; Say hello to the New Year and wish you a smile. Life is happy and good luck is shrouded; Double the salary, the opportunity is around; Fulu is both healthy and necessary; A short message, everything is fine.

8. I wish you a happy Spring Festival. Remember the following points: drink slowly, eat slowly, rest and think more, sleep more, pay attention to your health, exercise more, and remember my advice. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and smile more.

9. A tour guide should have a mother-in-law's mouth, a mother's heart, treat guests, learn from A Qing's sister-in-law, laugh when you meet, and don't think about it afterwards; All the guests came, all with one mouth. As soon as people leave, the tea gets cold, everything at home is thriving, and the family never stops.

10. The moonlight in front of the window is bright, which turned out to be a debt collection shortage; Looking up, I saw a big water tank; I wish I didn't work hard when I was a child and played games all day. It's not too late to turn your back!

1 1. Copper spoon hot oil, iron spoon cold oil, copper spoon hot oil cold oil, iron spoon cold oil hot oil. Spoon the oil into the frying spoon, and there will be delicious food every month. Stew squid pieces first, then chop mutton strips. The fire burns under the stove, the oil is cooked in the spoon, and the pot is as hot as a copper spoon and an iron spoon.

12. There is a small fancy wine every day, and the whole glass of beer is drunk; If you are strong, you will have a strong hand, and you will not leave until you are completely defeated; After three rounds of wine, the mood is flying and there is no one to help the wall; A heartbroken dream, wake up to see a toilet!

13. When do you have cigarettes? Drinking wine and enjoying music. There will be a small two and a small three next to you, and you will have a rest in the sauna. Drive rickshaws into houses, play mahjong and hug young ladies; Wildflowers are really more fragrant than home flowers, and public funds are used up to borrow foreign debts; The police car chased after him, handcuffed to his mouth.

14. I am obviously strong, but I am said to be fat and look like a big fat pig from a distance; Obviously, I am handsome, and I often call me ugly. The worse I say, no one loves me. Being a man is really helpless, which makes me unloved now!

15. Laos is carrying the yellow cover, and Lao Huang is carrying the square cover. Laos should take the square cover of Lao Huang, and Lao Huang should take the yellow cover of Lao Huang. Finally, the child's square cover broke the yellow cover, and the yellow cover broke the square cover.

16. Beautiful girl, you are the most beautiful, with big eyes, arch eyebrows, two crescent-shaped sharp corners and a charming beard. From a distance, it's a sheep girl, but from a close look, it's a monster. What about you? Happy are the sheep who read short messages!

17. Beards ride donkeys, camels pick snails, beards knock over camels' snails, camels drag bearded donkeys, beards hit camels who pick snails, camels hit donkeys' beards, beards hit camels, and camels hit beards.

18. The moon is round and the sea is salty. I made a friend and stayed abroad. Sweet mouth, long legs, small hands, empty pockets and itchy heart. It costs money to touch that little hand.

19. If the price is too high, you can't make money. Love to show customers; Every day there are new challenges, and when I see gold coins, I smile; Point to the guest network first and say hello for one day; It is very pleasant to enjoy writing and writing, and it is often reproduced and laughed at.

20. Who says there are no beautiful girls in Peking University? Boys are more like Niu Wangmo. It's not that we are too dissolute, and we can't be frivolous without money. Love painting has never been a pervert! Gentlemen, line up! Occasionally caught a strong J case, but also a female rogue!

2 1. Chinese at least increases literary knowledge! English can be communicated with foreigners! History keeps you from betraying! Geography keeps you from getting lost! Politics makes you know how to defend your rights! Mathematics is going to ruin your life: go to the Yellow Crane Tower and calculate how far the boat in the Yangtze River is from you!

22. Purple sand plate, shark's fin, cooked shark's fin, raw shark's fin. Chixiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark fin. As soon as a bite of shark fin reached his mouth, the fishbone got into his teeth, and Koike patted his leg and scratched his teeth in pain.

23. Examination room scenery, thousands of miles of letters floating, Wan Li glance; Looking inside and outside the examination room, it's wonderful, whispering, better gestures, and everyone is taller than anyone else; Be worthy of the pride of the times, cheat in exams and make new moves; The past is the past, counting cheating experts, but also looking at the present.

24. Playing cards well shows that you have brains, you are good at playing cards, your thinking is clear, you are good at playing cards, you know the economy, you are not afraid of being blown up, you are courageous, you win quietly, you are shrewd, you don't surrender when you lose, and you have a strong sense of competition.

25. A game is really tiring. Practice before going to work every day and enjoy it all morning. At noon, I have to get drunk. Regular practice will hurt the liver and stomach, and sleeping and dreaming will always say that you are innocent.

26. In today's era, if you have money, you can see the clouds. If you have no money, you deserve it. The wife at home doesn't love you, it's not good to raise a son, and the unit leader is awkward and doesn't make friends with you. In this era of money, you might as well jump into the sea and come back in 18 years!

27. Marriage is called network access, bigamy is called double number card, extramarital affair is called call transfer, lover is called mobile Monternet, divorce is called cancellation number, separation is called departure number, and women remarriage is called transfer. A man's remarriage is called a replacement card, and the change is called Unicom.

28. Be a man, don't be too pretentious, you will get hurt sooner or later; Don't be too slippery, you will be hit sooner or later; Don't be too bad, you will be kicked sooner or later; Don't expose your shortcomings, you will be shoveled sooner or later; Don't be too *, there is sky; Don't be afraid of pain, you will enjoy happiness sooner or later; Don't promiscuous, just love one.

29. Since ancient times, Peking University has no charming mother, but there are three pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants. Peking University has never had a charming mother looking at an airport since ancient times. I happened to see a Mount Fuji, which is also an early apricot.

30. Love is really high now. I asked you for money when I met you. If I have no money, I will shake my head quickly. I would say you are single. It is right to have money. You'll be engaged right away, busy eating and drinking. The reality is really subtle. Love is played by money.

3 1. Small staff's troubles: the leader is in a bad mood and makes you cry; If the customer is not satisfied, you will suffer; If the superior comes to check, you will suffer; Bonus at the end of the year, this is your chicken ribs.

32. The weather has been very bad recently, and there are often heavy rains. Expert advice, pay attention to disaster prevention, dry bedding in time when the weather is good, then wrap your head tightly and enjoy the exposure.

There are five trees on the mountain, five cans of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, kill the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.

34. Those who have jobs have no right to engage in greening, those who have the courage to engage in culture, those who have money and no right to engage in corruption, those who have no self-styled popularity, those who have little or no liberalization goals, those who have no land to talk over their heads, and those who have only one child.

35. It's raining outside the curtain. I didn't sleep tonight. I always sweat on my broken bed. Every power outage in midsummer makes Hua Xian angry. Shake the fan alone, seemingly at leisure, imagining that the man is around. Yesterday has passed.

36. Mother-in-law and Mammy came to the hillside. Mother-in-law silently picked mushrooms, while Mammy silently pulled out radishes. Mother-in-law took a broken dustpan, Mammy took a thin basket, Mother-in-law picked a small mushroom with a half dustpan, and Mammy pulled out a big radish with a basket. Mother-in-law picks mushrooms to make cakes, and mother sells radishes to buy steamed bread.

37. Be born twice at a time, and fall in love to see the quantity; Walk by the roadside three times and four times, and go in and out hand in hand five times; Six times, seven times, a hug, eight times I feel very happy; Nine generations under one roof, ten new lovers become strangers; Young men and women should be cautious and enjoy blessings when they fall in love and get married.

38. People who have money and time are in good shape and unparalleled; People have money, no illness, no time, treasure; People have no money, no illness and no time, top grade; People have no money, no illness and no time, and the products are inferior; People have no money, no time, no temper and waste.