Funny New Year SMS Quotations

In normal study, work and life, many people have sent text messages. Short message refers to the text message sent or received by mobile phone. How much do you know about SMS? The following are my funny New Year message quotations, which are for reference only and I hope to help you.

1, solemnly declare: this message has never been forwarded, never seen before, the packaging is simple, sincere, original and genuine, and piracy will be investigated. If there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Sheep!

On this unique Valentine's Day, I will put my oath on your finger and spend the rest of my life together. Even if my life is plain, I will always shelter you from the wind and rain. Happy new year!

3. The New Year elf asked Santa Claus, "Are there any eggs left at Christmas?" Santa Claus replied, "There is only one left, and it is still round." So, the new year elf said: Oh, then I want to wish all the people who read the short message: Happy Round Egg!

Every day in Kunming is spring, and all the flowers are in full bloom. There are places to play everywhere in Spring City, and guests from all directions gather together. The beauty of Dianchi Lake can't sleep. She is counting the stars, waiting for you. Guests from afar, please come quickly, please come to the New Year.

Draw a beautiful and colorful picture for you with the pen of the mind. There are peace, happiness, reunion, happiness and health in the painting. Every stroke is my blessing and greeting to you. I wish you a happy New Year's Eve and Spring Festival!

6. I wish you a happy Spring Festival: you receive gifts and red envelopes every day, and someone calls you from morning till night, winning money at cards is like a mountain, and newcomers love you like a bean bag!

7. 1 At the beginning of the new year, I wish all the best for two consecutive years. I feel that the seasons are like spring and my life is rich and colorful. Occasionally, there is a small fortune at 8 o'clock, and the troubles are thrown outside the cloud nine! Please accept my blessing from 10. Happy New Year to China in the Year of the Sheep!

8. As the Year of the Horse is approaching, I wish you a happy "Xin" year with money: I wish you run with money, be brave, be as beautiful as money, be as handsome as money, be as rich as the East China Sea and be as rich as the sky!

9. If the sky will bless you greatly, you must first call its mobile phone, ring its bell, vibrate it, light its screen, display its text, send a string of blessings and make a smile. Finally, I wish you a happy new year and smile every day!

10, on this special day, maybe I shouldn't ask for forgiveness, but I hope you can feel my deep blessing in the distance-Happy New Year!

1 1. You haven't invited me to dinner in the past year. How's it going? Spring Festival expression? You're welcome, I'll be satisfied with 1000 yuan a table! Happy spring festival!

12, your smile makes your heart beat; When you look at it, the world is shocked; Your stop, traffic paralysis; You look good without dressing up; When you dress up, the universe is amazed-happy new year, beauty!

13, roses are my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes, moonlight is my kiss, I give them to you, my love, Happy New Year! You are the most beautiful in my heart.

14. Celebrate Christmas and welcome New Year's Day. Let's "pull" the egg together: let the troubles get rid of first, then let the sadness die, let luck throw out the golden egg, and let the career hatch the silver egg. Whoever is unhappy is a big idiot! Happy double eggs!

15, if you miss it, you can't finish talking; A caring heart will never change; Sincere friendship will never be forgotten. May my blessings surround you. Happy New Year and all the best!

16, packed a bag of sunshine and two sea breezes, made a few kilograms of homemade blessings, and asked people to buy some happiness in the United States. France brought two bottles of romance, and cut off some worries from my heart as a Spring Festival gift for you!

17, let my blessing cross the mountains, skim the gutter, cross the traffic lights, skip the main road, cross the alley, flash past the old lady selling popsicles and get into your ear: Happy Spring Festival!

18, SMS arrived, blessing sent; Greetings are warm and blessings are fragrant; The cold wind blows hard, may you have no sorrow; Dear, it's New Year's Day, remember not to be too busy at work, pay attention to your health, and wish you happiness and peace!

19, honey, do you know? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their cows kill a few kilograms more!

20. The days together are dull and seemingly calm, but this ordinary day is the most romantic, right? Dear, Happy New Year!

2 1. It's Chinese New Year. Have a big meal, drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up. Someone respects you, plays tricks, can't eat it, give it back!

22. From the first day to the fifteenth day, everyone dances in Qi Huan, so that everyone can celebrate the Spring Festival and everything will be brand-new, making money and treasure. Happiness will wrap you up. I wish you a hearty laugh and good luck! Happy new year!

23. There is always a windy morning, always a warm afternoon, always a brilliant evening, always a meteor night, and always someone is praying that all the beauty in the world belongs to you! I wish you a happy year of the horse and all your wishes come true!

24. Happy New Year. I really miss you. Then do you miss me? If you miss me, press it again. Do you miss me very much? I just said you wanted me to press it. Press it again! I didn't expect you to miss me so much. I'm so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes. ...

25. Ambush on all sides is ambition, determination to cross the rubicon, loyalty to Zhao, humility to make snow, painstaking efforts to move mountains, confidence of fools, determination to cut ropes, perseverance to fill the sea, and eight hearts to achieve great things. Don't worry, my friend. Happy spring festival!

26. The New Year's bell reverberates deeply and grandly between heaven and earth. At this moment, let's welcome the arrival of spring with good wishes.

27. Salute you in the New Year! I wish you good health, better mood and more beautiful people! Life is getting more and more romantic! Happy new year!

I hereby apply to be your only sincere lover, in order to dedicate my youth to the magnificent love cause, contribute my intelligence and make bold efforts for your lifelong happiness.

29. There's a sentence I haven't dared to say to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it once in the New Year: you are so annoying-(please) people like it, and you can't stand it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!

30. I found a strange phenomenon. People who often send me text messages, especially those who send New Year greetings, have recently done the following things: winning the lottery, making a business, achieving a career, promoting to a higher position and making a fortune, feeling better, having a harmonious family, being healthy, having all the best, and having a successful love. I will remind you that the New Year is coming.

3 1, Spring Festival is coming, I wish you a smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep bloom in Thailand, peace in the four seasons, five blessings, the June 6th Universiade, seven stars shine high, money comes from all directions, and the year of 1999 is concentric and perfect.

32, two lines of footprints, singing long poems; The power of love supports a heavy winter night and leads us into a white dream. may you have a happy new year!

33. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, thank you for your support in the past year and pay a New Year call to you! In the Year of the Sheep, I wish you a high position, light responsibilities, more money and less work, being close to home, waking up naturally every day, cramping your salary and getting more bonuses, and getting a raise if others work overtime. Good luck in the Year of the Sheep!

34. Wave when you feel happy, stamp your feet when you feel happy, and shake your head when you feel happy. Happy new year, crazy!

35, professional hunger is called weight loss, professional pinching is called massage, professional daze is called deep, professional stubbornness is called persistence, and professional persistence sends you text messages. This is called a friend! Happy new year!

36, you put money, money, money, small money, wealth; Get a harmonious atmosphere with your vigor, heroism and righteousness; Send my best wishes and wishes to you: I wish you a happy Spring Festival and prosperity every year.

37. Wind and rain send spring home, and snow welcomes happiness. I received thousands of messages, but some people haven't arrived yet. Ah Fu didn't rush to the top, just waiting for the auspicious time, and his wish came true. I set off firecrackers with a smile.

38. Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world. Happy new year!

39. New Year greeting message: Happy New Year! Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! To get clouds, to get rain. There is plenty of wine and gold everywhere.

40, the year is approaching, thieves will celebrate the New Year. In view of the possibility of robbery on this train, please don't turn on your IQ after boarding, especially please protect your password. Special reminder: IQ cards are used to rob color.

4 1, the weather is getting worse and the cool wind is coming; Because of your cuteness, I especially care about you; Cover the quilt at night to avoid cold hands and feet; There is nothing to worry about, you can supplement calcium; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy new year!

42. In order to thank you for your care and support over the years, we will give you a generous reward during the New Year's Day! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get the New Year greeting message with the value of 10 yuan RMB provided by me.

43. The Spring Festival is coming. I don't know if you are mentally prepared. I mean, if you want to give me a gift, you must spend money again. Get ready! I told you in advance, don't say I didn't remind you!

44. Even during the Spring Festival, I will always be by your side, caring for you. Are you full? Did you sleep well? Is it cold at night? I know you have never been good at taking care of yourself. As soon as I turn around, you jump out of the bullpen.

Although you are eager to follow me, although I don't want to refuse you, I still want to say: puppy, don't follow me. I really just have a white radish in my hand, not an extended version of' meat buns'!

46. How many days and nights have I missed and how many times have I knitted my love? You are my lifelong concern. The new year is coming, and I miss you more and more. Dear, I wish you happiness every day in the new year.

47. I wish your computer a safe life in the new year, which will not be invaded by various viruses, will not crash, will not be hacked, will surf the Internet quickly and chat wonderfully-don't forget to give it a Pentium kernel.

48. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamond ice, grow emerald trees, hang pearl frost and bear agate fruit. Be careful! Happy spring festival!

49, pay attention to maintenance, chicken skin is youthful and attractive; Adhere to the naive state, no one can beat the chicken; Raise entertainment and often hum chickens; Fresh yourself and occasionally have some chicken; Keep in touch. Don't turn off the chicken.

50. The Year of the Horse has arrived, and everyone has sent a lot of short messages to bless you, which basically represents my opinion. In addition, I would like to add that you should have a round hairstyle and a happy smile on your face in order to deserve the happiness of last year!

5 1 2 I dreamed of you yesterday. The sky is clear and the sun is shining. You stand by the blue sea. I stabbed you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard. I wish you a happy new year.

52. When the bell rings in spring, the pace of the New Year has taken a big step. I wish the bell of the new year, ring the note of happiness in your heart, and luck and peace follow closely like the footsteps of spring! Chunhua Qiushi, I will always be with you!

53. With the coming of the New Year, I wish you: a unified start and a renewed Vientiane; Good luck every year, peace every year; Financial resources are rolling, rich and auspicious; Happiness and well-being, how auspicious; Bamboo holds peace, and Five Blessingg is full of doors; Happy new year!

54. Chinese New Year: It's too expensive to buy a Mercedes to send you; Please eat the sea and hurt your stomach; Send you a rose, misunderstanding; Give you a kiss, no! I have to send you a message. It's affordable!

55, a pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, I wish you a happy Year of the Horse.

56. I want to invite you to dinner, but I can't pay because of the water cut during the day and the power cut at night. I can't afford to open the fertility manual to find the answer. It turns out that the primary stage of life has turned back, and my life has remained unchanged for a hundred years! What should I take to invite you to dinner?

57. I wish you a happy Spring Festival: beauty is like a flower, romance is like cherry blossoms, luck is like snowflakes, luck meets peach blossoms, wealth matches peony flowers, and mahjong bars bloom!

58. You make me happy! I add him equals happiness! He makes you healthy! You add me to give him happiness, happiness and health to you!

59. You know what, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... Who doesn't want his pig to gain a few pounds?

60. Send you a blessing bomb. May it ignite your crazy love, brilliant fireworks, brilliant fireworks and sweet auspicious flowers! I wish you a happy new year and all the best!