Funny blessing message to colleagues

No matter in study, work or life, many people have the experience of editing short messages and are familiar with them. SMS helps to enhance and communicate the feelings between people. You didn't even know when you edited the message? The following are funny blessing messages I collected for my colleagues. Welcome to reading. I hope you will like them.

Funny blessing message to colleagues 1 1, tired like a pug at work and running like a rabbit after work. When I go to work, my tired tongue sticks out all the time, and when I get off work, I push forward. If you want to ask what the reason is, it is a disaster at work!

One day, a leader was in a meeting and a colleague was dozing off. When this colleague woke up, the leader was talking about Theory of Three Represents's theory. I only heard him say to himself, "Am I in Theory of Three Represents Theory?"

3, humorous quotations: money is spent, books are bought to read. Money without spending money is a piece of paper, and a book without reading is a sheet piling; The atmosphere is a flower 1 100 million. Let me show you a fart! Being stingy means farting and trying to charge you 1 100 million!

4, blowing bubbles in his mouth, dare to walk around, no matter who gets on and off, he is the biggest in the company, sitting on the side of the chair, and all the tasks are shirked. When I asked who it was, it turned out to be the boss's son ~ four years old!

5. Quotations of an employee: leaders are used to cheat, friends are used to betray, art is used to fool people, industry is used to verify fools, modesty is used to show meanness, and courage is used to perform.

6, in order to live, I struggle alone; For the sake of beauty, I worked hard; I work day and night to make money. Life finally took a step forward, but the boss said, "Go home, the company went bankrupt."

7. One day, the manager went down to the workshop and saw a man working hard. He said to him, "Work hard, I used to be like you." The man also smiled and said to the manager, "You should work hard, too. I used to be like you. "

8. Being late for work in the morning and running without breakfast; I was so hungry that my colleagues heard me laugh. Work should be done seriously, just so-so; The boss is very satisfied and says to you: raise it! Get up.

9. I dreamed of being an emperor last night and got up early for work today; The civil and military officials didn't see it, and their colleagues stood in front of the leaders; There is no trace of the three palaces and six hospitals, and the elder sister stands in front of her; The delicious food is turned into a box lunch, and the work is finished after eating it casually.

10, Tang Priest: Demon, scholar can be killed but not humiliated. Eat if you want. Why take a bath with a poor monk? Demon: Elder Tang, don't get me wrong! It's not that I'm dirty, it's that you're too dirty, because this demon happens to be a detergent.

1 1, the so-called love at first sight is just a matter of seeing the color; The so-called long-term love is just weighing the pros and cons. The so-called buddies are the best, but they are just arrogant. The so-called sisters are the biggest waves, but they are just pretending. Have a good time.

12, the meaning of office worker: office worker = moonlight family+working family; The goal of office workers: I would rather be a boss with one yuan than a man with one thousand yuan; Slogan of office workers: money comes in, money comes in, money comes in.

13. Short overtime hours. When are the working hours? The rise in prices and house prices makes me feel very unhappy. How can you stand this humiliation with low wages and low subsidies? I advise you to be a leader quickly, and you must laugh.

14, when the alarm clock rang, I panicked, squeezed the bus to work, turned on the computer to read documents, and felt that work was a laundry list. Looking forward to a weekend on Monday, life is as sweet as honey. More friends in the workplace cheer for a better tomorrow.

15, the workplace is like a battlefield. It is very important to learn the art of war: if the boss doesn't move, you move first. You should make an empty plan in your spare time, admit your mistakes, plan ahead, and don't stay 36 days after work.

16, the TV is broadcasting the World Hercules Cart Competition. The wife sighed, "What great strength, look at this muscle, it's really stylish." The husband replied with relish: "Yes, but the beauty in the car is more exciting."

17, travel, there is a temple in the scenic spot, so I will stop by the temple to play. When you buy a ticket, ask if you have a student ticket. The result of the conductor's answer is super classic. He said: all beings are equal before the Buddha, and there is no student ticket!

18, hard work, tired work, working life is full of sad tears; Managers, managers, often ignore you; President, president, easy to lay off employees; Boss, boss, always keep a straight face; Work hard! There is wood!

19, GG asked MM: Are you okay with the housework after we got married? MM said shyly, I have no problem with housework, but I can't do two things. GG asked eagerly: Which two? MM lowered her head and whispered: This won't work, and that won't work!

20. I can't make eyes at you, it's ambiguous; I can't dim Chou-heung, which belongs to Tang Bohu; I can't see through autumn waters, which is Cui Yingying's passion. Therefore, I can only send some autumn eyebrows and eyes, and have a happy late autumn!

2 1, start in the morning, return at night, sleep on the bus. Busy and tired at work, insist on meeting for salary. Pay the rent, pay the water fee, and the wife needs living expenses. Earn more, spend more and be happy every day.

22. In the dining room, two tables quarreled. After quarreling for a while, a table of people couldn't hold back and lifted the bench: what nonsense! Fight! Another table: No, no, big brother played well. Why do you want to do it?

23, happy after work, cool after work, don't have to see the boss after work. Go shopping, buy clothes and get paid at the end of the month. Go back to the nest, climb into bed, open your eyes and go to work. Day after day, year after year, and then 20 12 came!

24. There is an organ in the human body that is the most magical, but it can be large or small, thick or thin, slightly red when excited, weak when helpless, and most easily peeped when getting along with others. What makes people live with dignity: face!

25, work tired, sleep after work, 24 hours a day is not enough allocation, working in the sun, the sun is off work, I haven't got off work, I fell asleep when I got home, bad luck, or I went to work in my dream!

26. A young man went on a trip and came to a temple, so he went to visit. When he met a Zen master in the temple, the young man wanted to make fun of him. Youth: Zen master, what happens when water reaches boiling point? Zen master: Get out.

27. When you go to work, you cry bitter and tired, and you are really tired when you go to work. I gritted my teeth and stamped my foot and swore: I will never stand resignation again! Freelance for a few days, drinking and eating meat without money, patting his pockets with both hands, can only shake his head helplessly: hard work, no matter how hard it is!

28. At the bus stop, a college student said to Xiao Wang with a donation box: Sir! Many people here have donated money to AIDS patients. Seeing that the box was full of money, Xiao Wang was moved to take the donation box and said, thank you.

29. I will endure the first offense; If people make me again, warn me; People still tease me, I scold; I get angry when others make me again; I feel angry when people do it again; I can't stand it if people do it again. I'll give you a "green hat"!

30. I heard that you are a little lazy. In fact, I have never recognized this. You work when you work, work when you live, and even work when you sleep. You are busy converting oxygen into carbon dioxide all day!

3 1, Part I: Worried about people and things diligently, woke up in the middle of the night thinking that he was at work. Bottom line: I really work the night shift for you every day and always want to get off work every day. Horizontal criticism: the exhausted old man has lost all his hair.

32. Song Jiang had a whim and wrote on the wall: If he goes to Ling Yunzhi, he will dare to laugh at Huang Chao's husband! After writing, I fell asleep. I woke up and saw the message on the wall: Sorry, this Weibo has been deleted by the original author. If you need help, please contact customer service.

One day, the swan said to the toad, If I grew up like you, I would have died long ago. Toad said: The pig is still alive and well. When the pig heard this, he said angrily, "I'm reading the short message. I'm trying to provoke anyone."

34. Salt said: Please call me Salt Lord after my value rises; Coal said: please call me coal Chaofeng after I raise the price; Apple said: I have increased my price. Please call me Apple. The house said: call me a room when the price rises!

35. You look like a pig from a distance, a tiger from a distance, and a mouse from a distance; You look like a rabbit from above, a deer from below and a fox in the middle; Your left side looks cool and your right side is rich. Look carefully, it turns out to be very rustic. You are a native of China.

36. At the butcher's door. Guest: Fishing Mountain belongs to China! I buy meat. Shopkeeper: Don't forget the national humiliation! How much do you buy? Customer: Revitalize China! I'll buy a kilo! Shopkeeper: Which part do you want to cut? Customer: rational patriotism! Cut five flowers!

37. Rabbit: Boss, the color TV I bought from you yesterday is broken! Boss: What's the problem? Rabbit: I've been watching it all day, only black and white! Boss: What are you looking at? Rabbit: Panda's love story!

38, older female mother, complaining about her daughter's "tall" marriage: girl! Where are so many white horses? Might as well find a donkey to make do with it. Don't wait until one day all the donkeys are robbed, and it's even harder to leave only mules!

39.m: Look, the sunset is spectacular because it collects sunshine all day. Woman: Really, look at its fantastic color. One minute it is red, another minute it is green, and the next minute it is yellow. Man: ... what you see now is a traffic light.

40, good friends, to know the cold and warm, food, clothing, housing and transportation should be concerned about, understand the current situation, always pay attention to the dynamics of good friends, can not miss the important information of good friends, so I especially want to know your bank card password!

4 1. My mother kept losing at mahjong, so my father gave her several names, Chinese called "losing a lot", South Korea called "Kim often loses", Japan called "not winning at all" and Russia called "losing happily".

42. Xu Wei said to his classmates, "Generally, people who are really smart don't call themselves smart." The students all agreed, but he added, "I am smarter, but I never say anything." The students are speechless.

43. I stayed up late and broke my heart. A project was completed. Get up early, confused and busy day begins. Go to work, a group of new people are exhausted, a group of old people are exhausted after work, pay attention to your health!

44. The best way to eat is to "drink the northwest wind", the best way to play is to "jingle", the best way to lose weight is to tighten your belt, and the best way is to send a dime to all corners of the country! Hehe, I wish you a smile!

45. Don't read this message! After you see it, your troubles will stand aside, your happiness will turn around, your troubles will be cut off, your friendship will be missed, your good luck will continue, and your happiness will look good to you! Watch it or not? This is your choice!

46. To tell the truth, I have never seen such a big official as you. I met you. Fuck whoever you want, and fuck whoever you want. I hate bothering you most, and it's hard to let go. Thank you after all, elevator!

47. Let me tell you two words, a truth and a lie. The truth is that this statement is false, and the lie is that this statement is true, really not false, really not false, really really false, really really false. Are you really serious? I really can't stand it!

The book says smoking is harmful to health, so I quit smoking. The book says that drinking is harmful to health, so I gave up drinking. The book says gambling is harmful to health, so I quit gambling. The book says that sex with people is harmful to health, so I won't read it.

49. You are a white-collar worker, a backbone and an elite. So you are the legendary white. If you mix well in vain, you must be versatile and proficient in eating, drinking and having fun. Uh-huh ... white is not easy to mix.

50. "Missing you" is a very happy thing; Goodbye is a very happy thing; "Love you" is what I will always do; "Caring for you" is what I have been doing. "Cheating you" is something that just happened.

Funny blessing message to colleagues 2 1, I wish you a high position and light responsibility, more money and less work, stay close to home, wake up naturally every day, get a salary cramp, and others will get a raise if they work overtime! I wish the business is prosperous and the financial resources are rolling! I wish you a successful career and rich financial resources!

On Monday, every day will be decorated with joy, every road will be paved with peace, every ray of sunshine will shed good luck, every miss will be wrapped in sweetness, and every greeting will be inlaid with sincerity, bringing you the most beautiful wishes.

What can I do without my voice this season? In this season, what should I do without my cold greetings? In this season, I hope you are happy every day.

Sometimes I'm busy … sometimes I forget … sometimes I'm tired … sometimes I'm lazy … but I'll remember to miss you anyway. I miss your friends. Happy Monday!

5, the sun with the wind, uncomfortable; With my blessing, it is still uncomfortable; Coupled with indifferent greetings, well, you should be happy now? Happy Monday!

6. When summer comes, occasionally send different blessing messages to your customers. Maybe one day, customers will be moved by your concern and dedication and take the initiative to establish a profound friendship with you. Happy Monday!

7. Greet me gently. Work is tiring and busy. Don't forget to relax. My friend in my heart forever. I wish you a happy Tomb-Sweeping Day! Happy Monday!

8. The heart of missing is burning, and the feeling of missing lingers on the road. Ask where the truth is and send a short message to warm people's hearts. Gently brush away the distant water, what a dream it is. In those days, dreams were brave. Life has been the norm since ancient times. May it be safe and rich. Happy Monday!

9. The severe winter has passed, and the east wind is green in the south of the Yangtze River. During Tomb-Sweeping Day, willows sprouted, peach blossoms bloomed, the grass was green and the atmosphere was clean. Happy Monday!

10, raindrops, a little miss, a little care, a little sadness, a little sadness, but in my heart. Happy Monday!

Funny blessing message to colleagues: 3 (1) years old, as beautiful as flowers and jade, dreamlike years. I hope you can grasp and cherish it, create a regretless youth for yourself and add a charming spring for the motherland. Friendship turns into notes and plays for you on this special day.

(2) In the warm candlelight, there are my thoughts and expectations. Even if they are too far apart, I still send infinite thoughts and blessings.

(3) Today is your first step towards maturity. I wish you a steady and steady walk, and the road is full of flowers

(4) I hope that in the days to come, you will write a poetic life story and walk out of a road full of seven colors of sunshine.

Tonight, the new moon is quietly reflected on my window lattice, and I want to shine that clear light to light a wish for you.

(6) Happy birthday and long live youth. "

(7) Flowers bloom in the morning and evening, and the scenery is picturesque. Happy birthday, warm and happy. ...

I hope real happiness embraces you and wishes you a happy birthday on this special day!

Let me bless you and laugh for you, because on your birthday today, my heart is as happy as yours. I wish you happiness!

(10) I hope I am the first friend to say "Happy Birthday" to you. I wish you happiness and success in this year!

(1 1) If there are friends in the world, they are friends who care about me as much as you do. My best friend, happy birthday, good luck, health and happiness in the new year!

(12) On this special day, I want to say how happy I am. Time has not changed our friendship. I wish you a happy birthday.

Happy birthday, dear friend. I wish you happiness every day, good luck every year and happiness all your life!

(14) I rubbed the magic lamp three times, and the magic lamp asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy.

(15) On the occasion of your birthday, I wish your career just noon, strong as a tiger, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness belongs to you!

(16) The sea is full of water, spiders, legs and peppers. He's so sexy. I don't regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you, smiling from ear to ear every day.

(17) Birthday guy, I wish you all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true.

(18) Poor you. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work. But it doesn't matter, because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today! On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best.

(19) The longer the tree of youth, the more prosperous flower of life will be. Please accept my deep wishes for your birthday.

On your birthday, I will send you a happy note as a gift. Have a nice day!

(2 1) On your birthday, I wish you a prosperous career, strong as a tiger, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness belongs to you.

I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always be there, and you will always smile. I wish you a happy birthday, health and happiness, and family harmony!

Happy birthday! I want to send you a% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, validity = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+moving.

(24) It is undoubtedly the most beautiful sight in the world for young people and geniuses to walk hand in hand. And you have both. Today, may your youth and intelligence bring you a better tomorrow! Happy birthday!

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