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Are there any freshly baked sand sculpture sentences?

1. Finally reduced from 190 kg to 130 kg. From today on, people who laugh at me for being fat can only call me ugly. Aries is lucky today, and will drink water when he is thirsty. She got lost when she went out today, and my aunt kept asking me whose baby it was. I don't remember. Someone can give it to me before I go to bed. She is getting married. I drove 400 kilometers overnight, but it's a pity that the groom is not me. I was following the wedding car all the time when my cell phone rang. This is a short message from her. She said, "Don't send it." I answered her tearfully: "How do you know that I am behind?" ... want to see the following, add me as the king, and I will tell you while playing. I can play a single shooter. Someone should stop talking so much all day and come to me if they don't like it. My family lives under the stone at No.0/26, Shell Street, Beechburg, Bikini Beach, Pacific Ocean. 6. Just watching the game, you saw a Yao riding on your head all the time. Go back to the spring to pick her up and give her blue. You said you would change. My father was silent for a while and said, "Our family is a poor relative of other people's family ..." 8. I really don't understand who is bothering you and letting him bother me. Does anyone know how to chase a water bottle? If you know, chase me. Thank you. 10. My girlfriend did the most touching thing for me and didn't disturb my quiet life. 1 1. I am not a good father, husband and son, but so what? I am a fairy ~ 12. I promise with my life that I can fall in love this year, but I haven't decided whose life to use. 13. I hope someone I like will buy it with money and let me give up completely. 14. As long as I am my friend, who has no money, just tell me. As long as I am free, I can tell you how I lived without money. After returning home, everyone else died. Grandpa asked, "Did you learn the discipline?" Xiaoji shook his head. At this time, Xiaoji's body turned green, and grandpa said, "No, it's a warning that the green body is cold!" " "Anyway, I don't care about these things, and even some of them are annoying, because it may affect children's cognition. For example, these are floating clouds, blue and thin mushrooms. ...

1.? All things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while. Other girls want to be coquettish, I just want to fight with you. I am a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva. Two words in life can open many doors for you: "pull" and "push". Your neck is really cute, with a pig head on it. ? I want to travel and decided to buy a globe. After all, the world is so big. 7. I can afford uncle Zhang's meal and aunt Liu's meal, but I can't help thinking about you? 8. You have to stay up late secretly, make the Mediterranean, and then laugh everyone to death. 9. If you don't laugh, it's 10. Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to gain three pounds. 165438+ You can't tell which side is northwest if you want to drink the northwest wind ... 14. The same is true for the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces around 15. My inferiority complex doesn't affect my contempt for you 16. Because I am too introverted, I can't rush to check out.