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Classic Monday morning greetings (36 selected sentences)

1, Monday came gently, which made the work complicated and the day full. Please greet this Monday with a new mood, work hard and plan your life.

2. In the morning, it is sunny and sunny. May you always be young; In the afternoon, the sun is shining. May you be full of energy. At dusk, after sunset, I hope to be happy by your side. May you be happy every day in the new week.

3. In the morning, it's sunny and sunny. May you always be young; In the afternoon, the sun is shining. May you be full of energy. At dusk, after sunset, I hope to be happy by your side. May you be happy every day in the new week.

Sunday has gone quietly, and there is too little time to play. I got drunk at the party last night. Today, the company signed in on time, and on Sunday, we need to release the pressure and have fun. On Monday, we are in high spirits!

5. Get back your love quickly and get into Monday's work! Otherwise, I will punish you, and you must invite me to eat candidates, or mix noodles with white soup and eat wild vegetables naturally for cold dishes! I am not picky about food.

6. Send blessings on Monday and Tuesday, send wealth on Wednesday and Thursday, send wealth on Friday and Saturday, and send all blessings on Sunday. There are seven days in a week. May you smile and be happy every day for seven days!

7. At work, I feel relaxed and anxious; Things are quiet and hurried; Emotion, boredom, comfort; On Monday, I have a chance to be busy. I wish you many opportunities and stronger work in the new week!

8. Caring is a kind of memory, which is unforgettable; Greeting is a kind of scenery, beautiful and refreshing; My greeting is a kind of sunshine, which makes your four seasons warm! Let SMS send blessings again and again: Happy Monday!

9. Sunny on Sunday, clear water and green mountains on Monday; Don't be reluctant to part with Sunday at work; Work hard for five days, not long until Sunday; Monday and Sunday are the same, and every day is a happy day to play with immortals.

10, the leisurely Sunday is over and a new week has begun. With the enthusiasm of daily life, we are full of the middle view of the future, spread our wings and fly to the ideal position. Let's set sail this Monday. Give oil!

1 1, I wish you: open on Monday, meet true love on Tuesday, everyone praises on Wednesday, good luck on Thursday, cook special food on Saturday, walk the dog on Saturday, happy fairy on Sunday, have a happy week and be in a good mood every day!

12, what is expensive in a week? Busy Monday is expensive, rich Monday is expensive; Things are rare, and the bright moon is in the sky; In autumn, coolness is the most important, and friendship is the most important. Love is true, I will cherish you forever! I wish all the best in the new week and a good attitude!

13. It's Tuesday in a hurry, so take your time, avoid being at a loss, avoid being in a hurry, and remember to be idle. Cowboys are very busy on Tuesday. Don't be too busy ruining your body and mood. I wish you health and happiness!

14, no matter how high martial arts are, I am afraid of fruit knives; No matter how good the IQ is, a brick will push it down; Live for yourself and let others hit me; Wear other people's shoes and let these people come to me! Send you greetings on Monday to make others envy me!

15, rest on Monday, slowly lose your mind on Tuesday, stay stupefied on Wednesday, and continue to work on Thursday. It's Friday in a blink of an eye, and tomorrow is Saturday. I wish you a happy night, a free and easy heart, and a good mood when you call your teammates.

16, Sunday left gently, just like Monday came gently; I waved my hand gently and told a short story about yesterday. The memory of the past has become a distant past. Today's gradual progress will open up tomorrow's glory!

17, seven days in a week have passed, and a new week has arrived. I wish you a greeting message and send you a happy mood: all your troubles and worries are discarded, all your worries and worries are forgotten, all your work pressures are exhausted, and only you are happy.

18. If Monday is breakfast, it must be bitter. If Monday is lunch, it must be tasteless. If Monday is dinner, it must be boring. No matter how busy you are on Monday, you need to eat something. Take care of yourself.

19, Tuesday's work is full, Tuesday's mood is tight, Tuesday's work pressure is heavy, Tuesday's mood is annoying, Tuesday's greetings are really good, Tuesday is here. I hope you are really happy, really happy.

20. Time flies! It's this Sunday in a blink of an eye. After two days of rest, it is difficult to wake up on Monday morning; If you want to deduct the cost of being late, you will stumble and get up quickly; Adjust your mentality, put money into your work, and don't forget to make money!

2 1, it's hard to enter the workplace for the first time, and the workplace is very tired. I didn't sleep well on Monday morning, so I accumulated a lot of work and was very tired. After working hard for five days in a row, the boss is miserable without insurance; Getting paid at the end of the month at most is not enough for high-tech transactions in Fujian Province.

On the 22nd, a new week begins, and a new wish is signed in! I wish you a pleasant journey on Monday, bright eyes on Tuesday, triple income on Wednesday, steady hands on Thursday, clear fingers on Friday, clear stomach on Saturday and bright stars on Sunday!

23, Thursday is a hard cake, it is impossible not to bite; Thursday is a bone, and it is impossible not to chew it; Thursday is a flea, so you can't catch it. It's football on Thursday, so you can't play without it. May you be desperate to get Thursday and have endless happiness!

24. May images like * * make you feel deeply, disasters like meteor shower keep you away, happiness like garbage makes you look everywhere, mosquitoes like good luck are around you, and rabid dogs like happiness chase you everywhere. Happy Monday!

25. If happiness can be stored in other places, I am willing to store my happiness in your financial institution: if happiness can be packaged and mailed, I am willing to send my happiness to you. I wish you happiness! I hope everything goes well in your new week!

26. The leisurely Sunday ended in happiness, and a new week has gradually begun. With enthusiasm for daily life and full expectation for the future, we will spread our fruitful wings and fly to the ideal position. Let's sail together this week. Good friend, give oil!

27. I am still on the other side of my heart, waiting for you to find my concerned eyes. Sincerely greet you and feel with your heart. You should always remember the kindness of your wishes, and you need to be happy forever on Monday. Good luck doesn't disappear every day! Happy Monday!

28. The new week has arrived as scheduled. Although there is a big storm today, I still expect you to have fun, sing and laugh. I hope the blue sky and white clouds will come and the green grass will reappear. I hope greetings bring you new emotions and wishes bring you a new journey.

29. A new week is about to begin again. I always want to give you something and nothing else. Then I wish you every day to be haunted by happiness, harassed by happiness, suppressed by sweetness, targeted by physical and mental health, destroyed by good luck, and quilted by security stocks!

30, Monday's fog, confused, a little dizzy, Monday afternoon, dry, a little hungry, Monday's dance, staggered, a little panicked, Monday's me, feeling weak and tired, Monday, a busy day, go to bed early.

3 1, the mood has always been like that, good day and bad day; Worship has always been like that, and seven days of suffering is also seven days of joy; It's always like this on Thursday. It's safe to be afraid and safe to hate. However, Thursday is safe and sound. We must defend our motherland and fight it endlessly! I wish you good health and a happy Thursday!

32. I heard that you have a little dementia recently. When I am angry, I discuss with your boss how to make you better. Everyone unanimously decided to work together from Monday, pay attention to the way, and spend the weekend with you! Naturally, you don't need to bring money. The boss said it would be deducted from your salary.

33. Let the wind blow away your stress, let the autumn wind and autumn rain wash away your work stress, let the sunshine bring you motivation, let the stars bring you happiness, let the feelings bring you sweetness, and let my short message bring you happiness. I wish you all the best on Tuesday and happiness every day!

34. The prescription of Thursday syndrome: music therapy-the bell is changed to "Tomorrow will be better"; Hypnotherapy: the ringtone of the mobile phone is changed to the classic dialogue in Infernal Affairs: It will be fine after tomorrow. Shock therapy: the company office hangs a poster "The Day After Tomorrow" to comfort itself. I am fine today.

35. Monday is here: May you bring the warmth of home and put aside the pressure of work; May you crush your fatigue with lofty idealism; May you bring the happiness of pursuing perfection and keep your spirit to the end; Bless you on Monday, work pressure and distress, relax, be happy and pursue perfection!

36. Monday is leisurely, Tuesday is busy, Wednesday is wrinkled, Thursday is miserable, and Friday is smooth and smooth. In order to avoid your miserable situation on Thursday, I specially sent you a bucket of magic blood, a catty of happy cakes and a pill to cheer you up. I wish you a happy and happy work.