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Who explains it best on NBA CCTV?
At present, I think it's big Xu.
From the perspective of basketball specialty, Xu Jicheng and Zhang Weiping are both good. But NBA is an artistic enjoyment. No matter who wins or loses, it should bring us a comfort of happiness and leisure! Zhang Weiping obviously can't be an excellent commentator. No passion, no humor. He's too emotional. Especially the Rockets, they make Yao Ming look like a god. It almost killed me.
When a commentator pays too much attention to a player and a team and is emotionally biased, he is either ecstatic or sad after watching the game.
The commentators in C5 were basically scolded for explaining the Rockets, especially at the crucial moment when the Rockets were invincible. After listening to Xu's explanations, I have to admit that he is the best basketball commentator in China now. In fact, I believe that someone better than him will come out soon.
The following is my summary of Xu's wonderful humor in the June 5438+02.4 Rockets-Grizzlies game:
Howard made a layup in front of Gasol-Howard chose the wrong thing at the wrong time.
Grizzly's three-pointers are wild, and the rockets are unguarded-Grizzly's three-pointers are like mutton kebabs, not one but a bunch. ...
Swift missed the layup-Swift is a high jumper.
The rockets are exhausted-grizzlies are back to back, and the rockets have three days off, but it's a bit too much. ...
The rocket can't find a way to attack-the ball swings at a different frequency than the rocket.
Hyde can't play well either-although Hyde's name is brain, from the current situation, he still has no brain.
Swift jump shot in the air-Swift passes the ball to the opponent in disguise, which is equivalent to the rocket hitting four people against six people. ...
Rockets are still offensive-in case you break through, because you didn't shoot, you can't shoot, in case you suffocate and faint. ...
Grizzly center Whitehead ordered him to defend Yao Ming-he regarded Yao Ming as a kangaroo and himself as a kangaroo, sitting on Yao Ming's stomach forever.
Re-comment on Swift-Can the Rockets' low shot solve Swift's crossing the bridge under the basket?
Wesley panicked after breaking through the long forest and made a mistake-everyone is a bird flying out of the cage. As a bird, what did you drill into the cage?
The outside of the rocket is still asleep-the pitcher on the outside should wake up and warm up his gun. You can't hold a frozen rifle, and the bolt can't be pulled open.
Comment on the audience's mobile phone message-the navigation system of the rocket was stolen by the grizzly bear, which is not a problem.
The rockets are getting more and more chaotic-it is suggested to bring the Houston University team that has just won the NCAA and replace all the rockets in Toyota Center except Yao Ming.
A viewer sent a short message suggesting that the Rockets take part in the CBA league in China next season-you can't underestimate our CBA league, and the score in every game is much higher than that in the NBA.
Damon stoudamire scored another three-pointer-what a magical flying squirrel. ...
Comments on Hyde-Hyde, Stoudemire must be prevented. You can't let him pass and shoot at will, but the problem is that he can pass and shoot at will now. ...
Anderson passed the ball to Hyde to hit the referee-I think the Rockets really fainted today. This Anderson is really dizzy ... The Rockets really played entertaining basketball and gave us great entertainment.
Comment on the audience's message again-the referee is the best sixth person. What if the rocket is dizzy? What if I drink too much? If you lose, you should lose well.
Swift made another mistake-this is our dream Swift, and he is indeed a high jumper.
Rockets scored-except Yao Ming, other rockets scored no more than 10, Yao Ming 2 1, McGrady 7, Howard 2, Norris 2 ... Swift also made two shots, but neither scored ...
Alexander was livid-don't worry, it's not ugly to lose, the output is coming, and letting the referee assist himself is also a state of losing.
Bobby jackson surpassed others-regarded the rocket as a big training stake, a bit like a monk in Shaolin Temple, shuttling back and forth between plum blossom stakes.
Comment on Swift's Dunk-High Jumper's Clearance. He doesn't look like a basketball player in any way, but he is suitable for working while the iron is hot. More like the one with the sledgehammer in the blacksmith's shop. The master took a stick, and he picked up a sledgehammer, "Mao"!
Norris scored a goal-ashamed to be behind, but a little queen mother. ...
T-Mac didn't score three points-T-Mac just made a wrong decision and was in a bad mood. ...
Another comment said that the Grizzlies have two centers, one black and one white, and the other has two pieces of tape, which are stuck to Yao Ming-together, "10 fouls and one person is sent off", even if the task is successfully completed. ...
The following is a short message I sent to a friend, which can express the audience's affirmation of Da Xu:
Friend: Now C5 is definitely noticeable. ...
Me: It was an empty lane just now, but now the people who saw the rockets smashed into a sieve are back in the street. ...
Friend: This ball is a bit ridiculous. Swift needs brain surgery. ...
Me: Xu humiliated Swift to death ...
Me: Xu is humorous, having fun in suffering, laughing in helplessness, and teasing in hating iron and not turning into steel. It seems that he is just looking on coldly, but ridicule is also a kind of sadness. ...
Friend: Yes, it's very objective. This is the difference between a senior basketball reporter and an ordinary sports program host. ...
(Actually, Xu's voice and intonation are far from being an excellent commentator. )
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