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President of Guilin Jiangxi Chamber of Commerce
10. He called and said that it had been sent to me. The following is the content:
cooperation agreement
Party A: Guangxi Guilin Zhong Yong Eco-tourism Development Co., Ltd.
Party B: Office of the Construction Committee of the First Project Department
Party A Guangxi Guilin Zhong Yong Eco-tourism Development Co., Ltd. cooperates with Zhong Yong Township? It is planned to invest in the construction of "Zhong Yong Township Project" and "World Famous City Project" international tourism projects. Covering an area of 14700 mu, the planned investment is 106 billion. * * * Set up the project department, which will be completed in five years. Now it is planned to set up preparatory work: Party A will start this project soon, and has broadcast a promotional film advertising the whole world on CCTV 7 at 20 17: 28 and 2065438; In addition, the public channel of Guangxi TV Station has signed a contract with Party A, and began to shoot short advertisement on September 10- 18, 2065438. Party B set up the first project headquarters, held a groundbreaking ceremony and invited all walks of life to hold an information conference. Through negotiation between Party A and the First Project Department, the following terms are reached:
1. Party A appreciates that the First Project Command actively supports the construction project of Ecotourism Development Co., Ltd., and therefore decides to entrust the following projects to Party B for construction.
Road construction projects are 380 million yuan.
The revetment project of concrete wall of river bank is 654.38+35.5 million yuan.
Road engineering of international town scenic spot is 65,438 yuan+0.65,438 yuan+49 million yuan.
The project cost of three links, one leveling and three lakes is 350-400 million yuan.
2. Valuation of the above-mentioned projects: The drawings shall prevail, and the pre-settlement shall be carried out according to the budget quota of Guilin area and the relevant charging standards of the first-class housing construction contracting company.
3. Cost calculated according to the above charging standard: 7.5% of which will be returned to the company. 4.5% returned to the first project department.
Four. The affiliated company of Party B can be determined through consultation, but the affiliated fee shall not exceed 1.5%.
Verb (abbreviation of verb) Both parties confirm that they have reached an agreement to sign this contract: Party B establishes the first project headquarters; Party B held a ribbon-cutting ceremony at the request of the organizer, and Party A organized and invited various coal institutions to hold an information conference on this project. Party B requires Party A to issue a capital certificate for the above expenses.
6. Party B applies to Party A for payment of 5% of the advance payment for the project, and Party A will refund the expenses of Article 5. After the advance payment is paid to Party B's account, Party B will immediately construct temporary facilities and arrange machinery and construction personnel to enter the site, and the expenses of Article 5 will be returned by the project department in stages in each progress payment.
7. It's easy for Party B to meet Party A: Party B must bring relevant certificates to prove that he has 1 million cash.
Eight. On the basis of mutual trust: * * agree on the commencement date and * * * agree on the detailed construction contract.
Nine. Matters not covered in this agreement can be settled through negotiation between both parties. A supplementary agreement can be added after full consultation, and the supplementary agreement has the same effect as the original agreement.
Party A:
Signature of Party A's representative:
Party B:
Signature of Party B's representative:
Date 20 16
Let me briefly introduce myself here: I was engaged in installation works in Foshan before 20 10 and 17. I am basically an expert in Foshan, and people outside Guangdong often say what you Cantonese are like. In fact, I am a native of Hunan, and the pronunciation circulating in my hometown is Guiliu Mandarin, which is very different from Nanning dialect. Hakka immigrants live in small villages, and Hakka dialect is still intact and stubborn. Big towns also have local original dialects, which can be used as passwords in wartime. As profound as the only female role in the world dozens of kilometers away: female script! ! ! !
It's a bit beside the point. In fact, I just want to say that I can speak several local languages! ! The later development was that I could understand what they said, and they didn't get any information from our own communication. After receiving the contract, I took a look. At that time, I saw it in a fog. The project was over 100 million yuan and I was still advertising on CCTV. The most important thing is that the project advance payment is 5% ... this condition is great! ! ! !
I immediately sent the email to worker M. After reading the email, he said: The conditions are acceptable. I hope to meet and discuss as soon as possible.
I sent a short message to X according to the above, and X replied: See you in the afternoon on 9 12. Do you have a minute? After the time is determined, I will make an appointment with the staff in the office of the Construction Committee.
I replied: I can confirm the time you set. In the evening, I got a call from Mr. X, asking us to provide the name and qualification of the company, saying that the boss should find professional companies and personnel for safety reasons to avoid being disturbed by "scattered children". During the conversation, he revealed that he was from Zhaoqing, while Lai was always from Shaoguan and lived in the Guangzhou office. He has a good relationship with the people inside.
According to Mr. X's request, I provided a construction engineering company headquartered in Nanning, which also has a branch office in Guilin. Mr. x said it met the requirements. Today's network is so developed that it brings us a lot of convenience. The last two pictures in front are imported by Baidu, which is a famous city in Zhong Yong Township. In addition to those two pictures, there are many pictures, and then there is the picture above:
Wow, the whole thing is shocking! ! ! !
And this Lai Qingchun, Baidu came out like this:
Hengyang Yanfeng police successfully cracked a major economic case supervised by the Municipal Bureau.
Published on August/April, 2009 Article Source: Yanfeng Public Security Bureau Contributing Department: Police Order Department Visits: 2465
On July 27th, after half a month's careful investigation, the Economic Investigation Brigade of Yanfeng Branch of Hengyang Public Security Bureau successfully cracked a major economic case supervised by the Municipal Public Security Bureau and arrested the suspect Lai Qingchun.
On September 24, 2008, five people, including Xu Yueqiang and Liu, who lived in Zhuhui District, reported to the Economic Investigation Brigade of the branch, claiming that the legal representative of Hengyang Lianmei Technology Co., Ltd. in Yanfeng District and the president of East Asia Federal Investment Company of the United States defrauded them of more than 2 million yuan in cash by means of false investment and projects, and requested the public security organs to file a case for investigation. After accepting the case, the Economic Investigation Brigade immediately investigated the case and quickly arrested the suspect Luo Houming. However, the investigation jurisdiction of the case is Hengdong County, so the Economic Investigation Brigade handed over all the suspects Luo Houming and related files to the Economic Investigation Brigade of Hengdong County Public Security Bureau. Hou Luo was placed on file for investigation by the Economic Investigation Brigade of Hengdong County Public Security Bureau for making false capital contributions and withdrawing capital contributions, and was detained in criminal detention. The suspect Luo Houming was released on bail at the end of 2008 10 due to physical illness. In June 2008, 165438+ 10, the investigation location of the case was disputed. With the approval of the Legal Affairs Branch of the Municipal Bureau, the case was transferred to the Economic Investigation Brigade of Hengdong County Public Security Bureau for investigation and handling. Another suspect in this case, Lai Qingchun, has been on the run, and the whereabouts of the suspect, Luo Houming, are unknown after being released on bail, and the economic losses of the victim have never been recovered.
On July 14, 2009, the case victim Xu Yueqiang and others went to the Municipal Bureau to petition, demanding that the public security organs recover the losses and severely punish the criminal suspects Lai Qingchun and Luo Houming, the deputy-level cadres of the municipal government, the party secretary and the director of the Municipal Bureau Xu Fake personally met and made important instructions: the case should be handled by Yan Feng, and Lai Qingchun should be arrested and brought to justice as soon as possible, and the investigation should be terminated as soon as possible, so as to stop the visit and the lawsuit. After Director Xu, the deputy head of the district, received instructions, Director Lei Shenghua and the political commissar attached great importance to it and immediately put forward two suggestions: First, Li Jianheng, secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission of the branch, took the lead, and the petition office of the branch was specifically responsible for contacting the victims as soon as possible to stop the victims from visiting; Second, Liu Qian, deputy director in charge of the Economic Investigation Bureau, took the lead, transferred elite police from the Economic Investigation Brigade, set up a task force, and solved the case within a time limit at the end of the month. After half a month's careful work, on July 27th, the project police got a reliable tip, and the suspect Lai Qingchun appeared in Shenzhen, Guangdong. Hu Yi, the captain of the investigation team, immediately led the police of the task force to Shenzhen, and with the assistance of the local police, the suspect Lai Qingchun was arrested and brought to justice.
It is initially found out that in the first half of 2005, the suspect Luo Houming met Lai Qingchun through the introduction of his fellow villagers, and the two suspects hit it off and conspired to set up a scam to defraud money. In June 2006, in the name of foreign investment, two suspects built a biomedical park in Jinhua Village, Chengguan Town, Hengdong County, and established Hengyang Lianmei Technology Co., Ltd. with a registered capital of100000 yuan, and the suspect Luo Houming was the legal representative of the company. In September 2006, the suspects Luo Houming and Lai Qingchun borrowed HK$ 3 million from loan sharks to obtain business licenses. After capital verification, they quickly withdrew their registered capital. At the same time, the suspects Luo Houming and Lai Qingchun defrauded the victims Xu Yueqiang and Tao Xihua to raise more than 2 million yuan in the name of attracting investment and participating in engineering construction.
At present, the suspect Lai Qingchun has been detained in criminal detention, and the victims' losses are being fully recovered. The case is still under further interrogation and deep excavation.
On the afternoon of September 12, M and I drove to Guilin. At that time, it was close to the Mid-Autumn Festival, the sky was particularly blue, and the holiday date arranged by the state had not yet arrived. There is still so little traffic on the expressway, which makes people feel that the whole road is dedicated to us, and the cars are running briskly on the expressway, just like we felt at that time.
Several points are also analyzed on the road: 1. This project is so big that it can be found on the Internet. How could such a good thing fall on us?
Will this Lai Qingchun be the same person as Lai Qingchun in the Hengyang economic case?
There is a pie on one end, and several points are also analyzed on the way: 1. This project is so big that it can be found on the Internet. How could such a good thing fall on us?
Will this Lai Qingchun be the same person as Lai Qingchun in the Hengyang economic case?
In case a pie hits your head, how do you prepare this 654.38+00000 cash coupon? . .
There are still a few kilometers to get off the expressway to downtown Guilin. M siege lion said that if you go to a restaurant recently, you can buy it online like Taobao, which is also affordable. Specifically, you can install Meituan software on your mobile phone, register and log in, choose to place an order, pay with Alipay, and then you can. Anyway, I want to eat at noon, so try it.
At noon, I made a reservation at the "Xiangjinlou" where he had been, and the set meal for two was 59 yuan. The environment is really good and the lunch is really enjoyable, so I won't say much.
After lunch, I called and he said that he had arrived in Guilin and was having lunch in the restaurant. Fortunately, M siege lions are familiar with urban routes. It wasn't long before we found this restaurant called "Stone Fish". A travel-stained Hafei racehorse, with a Cantonese H, stopped at the door. I was muttering: Could it be that the owner of this car dialed the phone, and a dark and thin man came out of the restaurant, a typical Cantonese man, about forty years old, with a phone in his hand, was ready to greet us at the door of the store. It's x himself.
X took us into the suite. A fat man in his early sixties stood up, but everyone sat down. A liquefied gas stove on the dining table is braving a blue flame, and a whole fish in the stone pot is still boiling. Dr. X said that Cantonese people are afraid of spicy food, and it is difficult to find this kind of spicy food here. Then we introduced each other and learned that the man said that his surname was Li and he was also from Guangdong. Let's call him Gong Li. Knowing that we had already eaten, Li found a document from a big bag next to him and gave it to M, the siege lion. On the cover of the document, there are four big words "internal information"! ! They are basically replicas, and the workmanship is not exquisite. The last page is shown in the picture.
After reading the information for a while, Mr. X introduced while eating: Party A's sponsorship funds are already in Beijing, 9.8 billion. Now we have to wait until we see the proof that the funds have been transferred to Guilin before we can sign a cooperation agreement with them. Otherwise, why should we trust them? It is also said that Manager Lai rushed back to Guangzhou yesterday. Now we must wait for further news.
Gong Li didn't say much, so everyone met and said goodbye after dinner. I stayed in Guilin for one night and returned after breakfast. Although I didn't get anything, I still had some expectations.
I got off at the Yingjia intersection of Guiwu Expressway and attacked the city lion in eight steps. I have to wait for the bus to return to Zhaoping County. I took out my mobile phone by the roadside to kill boring time. I found that there were four missed calls, all from X. I turned down my voice last night and didn't hear it.
X said on the phone that General Lai and his party will return to Guilin tomorrow afternoon, and we must arrive at the negotiation the day after tomorrow.
I said yes, and then informed m siege lion.
20 16 One afternoon in September, another colleague, Duke Zhou, and I drove to Guilin. Mi Siege Lion and I set out from Hezhou. I contacted X after I checked in that night. See you the next day.
On the morning of September 15 10, Mr. X invited us to meet at the hotel opposite Guilin Bus Terminal. Fortunately, M Road is familiar. After Volkswagen Tiguan settled down in the parking lot, Mr. X appeared in front of me.
After several rounds, he took the three of us to a suite on the fourth floor of the hostel. The room is a bit old, equipped with two standard beds, kitchen utensils and household facilities. There is also a man in the room who is under 30 years old. He smokes, has short hair and is very strong. Now there are five people in this room at the same time. After introducing each other, X began to talk about Syria. He said the agreement was 14700 mu, and now it is100000 mu. Pre-construction100000 square meters, investment1000000 yuan, divided into four project departments. First cut down the trees in the village after August 15, and then carry out the three links and one leveling project.
X asked me: Have you been to the construction site?
I said no.
X: Just turn right at Zhongyong Village Committee, turn in and cross the bridge. I didn't know when I left a three-story building and set up a site office there.
X: This is what we are doing now. The commitment agreement given to us before is the same for every project department, with five points directly returned to the company and seven points.
M: Don't you need to pass the tender?
Mr. X explained: He still wanted to bid later, because we voted first. Does it have to be done in form or through formalities?
. After a silence, Mr. X asked how to do it. Originally, 7.5% was handed over to the company, but now only 6 points are handed over to the company.
M Q: Who is this 1.5% for?
X said, this is for us. Let's talk to them. One of them is to support the president.
M said: In fact, all the money comes from our side, and then comes from our side, and five points are directly returned to the company. The other 5.5% is handed over to the project department to take care of the above personnel. Now, is it 10.5%?
X said: Yes. We were asked to write them a letter of commitment at five o'clock. Interpersonal relationships are handled here.
M q: should this kind of interpersonal relationship be checked every time or handled in advance now?
X said: rebate after each progress payment. Chairman Liang and Chairman Cao, I'll take care of it. M: How can we cooperate with each other?
X said: the total contract cost decreased by 12%, and 10.5%, and the remaining10.5% was mine.
M: OK. The progress payment has arrived, and it is mine to get rid of you. When the time comes, you will check the relevant accounts with me, and you will know the progress payment first every time. Happy cooperation next time, we will return it on time. Who will pay for the podium of the information conference?
X: You paid 600,000 yuan for the podium of the information conference, plus 400,000 yuan for the renovation of the project department, making a total of * * * 1 10,000. The cost of the information conference will be paid to you at the same time as the first progress payment, and the renovation of the project department will be returned by stages in each progress payment. There are five points in advance payment.
M still insists on 1 10,000 and can't return 12% points, because this is the cost of handyman. X said no! ! !
At this moment, X's phone rang: Coming! ! Yes, I did. Come in half an hour. Where is it? Typing. Oh, the place where I first had dinner with the TV station. Uh-huh, okay, okay, okay.
M: Who is responsible for the expenses of this TV station?
X: Don't worry. People have entered the arena and are working hard. The contract was signed long ago, but it's almost finished today.
M: What are the requirements for the company's qualification? I am now a second-level qualification.
X: The second category is enough. I have my own. Why spend 1.5 yuan on someone else's company for nothing? I just want the first category after the venue is built.
M: How much work do we have here?
X: Total * * * 65438+ 10,000 mu, about 25,000 mu. This is not necessarily accurate. It doesn't matter how fast you do it.
I asked: What about the construction period?
Xu: After October 1st, give us a week to cut down trees, and then make three connections and one leveling.
Then X brought the topic back to the podium structure of the information conference: the above donations can only start after the information conference is released. Mr. Lai Lai Chun Qing has a company in Guangzhou, and he only has 50 million dollars now.
M: I don't need to call them for my 6.5438+0 million. He asked me to do a good job in the podium and the project department.
X: Right, right. The government came forward to do the work, accounting for 25% of the performance shares, 20% of the villagers and 55% of the company. This is the structure. So now it is 65438+ ten thousand mu. On the day of the information conference, all villagers above 18 can receive red envelopes. On the same day, each sheet is 100 yuan, and the longer one is 1000 yuan. You can ask the villagers, and the TV station also interviews this.
X got another call: That's the place, shall we go together? I've been to your place, where I ate, twice, and I don't know what it's called. Tell me the name. I know I didn't pay attention when I went at night. Anyway, I stopped to eat something and left. alas ...
You send an address. Okay, you ask him to come over and I'll go with him.
I asked where Lai Qingchun was from.
X: Lai Qingchun, president of the Chamber of Commerce, is from Shaoguan, and we signed a contract for him. He is Party A and the legal person of Zhong Yong Eco-tourism Development Co., Ltd..
X got another call: my friend has arrived, too. Oh, Mr. Lai also went there. Oh, okay, okay, I know, I get it ... Yes, I left it at IKEA, OK. Let's leave now.
Man: Look who it is and how to do it.
A group of people immediately went downstairs to pedal, but they got on the Hafei horse race. Two cars came to an unknown street in tandem, and a Haval H6 car had stopped at the door of a printing factory. Seeing an old man in his sixties, X greeted him and hurriedly introduced him to us: This is President Cao.
We: Manager Cao will be fine.
Cao: Hello. I come from Shandong, and I know a little about you. Just now, 900 million yuan has been credited to our account. Now let's look at the ruins of Zhong Yong Town, and let's learn about it.
Everybody get on the bus, Haval H6 leads the way, Hafei postpones the horse race, we Volkswagen Tiguan intervene, and our party runs in the direction of Longsheng.
On the way, I said to M: This classmate X needs 1.5 points. Why don't we give him an extra point and ask him to pay 1 10,000 in cash? M said: Yes, we can't take the risk.
September is the best tourist season in the suburbs of Guilin. There is an endless stream of traffic to and from Guilin. Haval H6 is familiar with this road, and we are also chasing after it. Hafei disappeared soon. It is about 40 kilometers from Guilin to Zhong Yong Township. Soon after Wu Tong Town, we arrived in Zhong Yong Town. Haval took us off the road and drove straight into a country road to a willow forest. There is a pile of burning ashes smoking in the glade, and the atmosphere is just jubilant. There are also some leisurely tourists in the Woods, who are busy remembering their visit here. Many cars are parked at random, which makes me feel a little happy.
After the car stopped, I walked to the village road with President Cao and others. The safety of the cement bridge without guardrail in front is a little poor, but the scenery in front of me is really good. It is also the tourist season in Yijiang. This is the experience. Look at the contents for yourself.
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