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0 1. Find a wife who doesn't like makeup! Draw once in a while! I will feel heartbroken if I find a general makeup! Not occasionally! Easy to die suddenly!

02. You can ask me for a red envelope on Children's Day. I can give it to you, but if you don't send it on Father's Day in a few days, don't blame Dad for turning his face!

03. Teacher: "Multi-digit subtraction, when the low digits are not reduced enough, borrow from the high digits." The student raised his hand and asked, "Teacher, what should I do if I don't borrow high figures?" Teacher: "You go out."

04. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

05. What is poverty? Poverty means seeing an old lady fall. Go and give her a hand. When she stood up, she said, "Get out, let me watch you from this road again, and you are ready to lose everything." Good men are hard to do!

06. On the way to get the scriptures, two the Monkey King were killed. Up and down, heaven and earth, no one can tell the truth from the truth. Guanyin suggested that it is better to let two monkeys choose their favorite fruit, which will confuse all beings. In the end, Wukong chose durian, and Liu Er chose peach ... At this time, the background music sounded: There are stone monkeys, and they would rather choose durian than let go.

07. As the saying goes, near Zhu Zhechi, near Zhu Zhechi. It's not your fault that you like eating. In the final analysis, it is because there are too many pigs around you.

Every time I see someone spitting gum in the toilet, I feel extremely angry. It still tastes when chewed. Why are you vomiting?

09. The old man divided his son's inheritance before his death. He said to his eldest son, "Your daughter-in-law is going to give birth soon. I'll leave you my passbook." He said to his second son, "You are getting married soon. I will leave you the house." Finally, he said to his youngest son, "I don't trust you the most." I don't have a girlfriend yet, so I will leave you the most precious legacy. " The younger son was secretly pleased, and the old man said, "I want to give you the QQ number. There are more than 100 young girls in the friends column.

10. People can't tell whether they have money or not. When we passed each other in the street, you would never think that my QQ level was already three crowns.

1 1. The teacher said: The final exam is coming, so don't quarrel with puppy love, so as not to affect your mood. If you don't love, don't confess, lest you be rejected and affect your mood. In fact, it's okay for you to fall in love, but you must be careful and find a responsible person. What's the use of those people who leave their hands when they see the teacher?

12. Seeing others working so hard, so diligent and so energetic on the road to success, ask yourself, don't you want to be a stumbling block to them?

13. It's not easy to be a parent now: I give money to my children, but people thank koi fish.

14. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

15. History is always strikingly similar: the year before last, you were single, and last year, this year, you are still single.

16. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. The happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.

17. A group of our classmates went to other places to catch the last bus back to school. At the station, a classmate suddenly had something urgent and went to the station toilet. After a while, he came out and said, "Hey, I just squatted down and the toilet light went out." I thought it was voice-activated, so I kept clapping my hands there and found it was still not bright, alas! "At this moment, another person came out to complain:" There is a pervert inside, and he keeps clapping when he can't pull it out.

18. "I am hungry" is a test. Say to mother: I'm hungry. Mom will immediately say, "I'll get you something to eat." Say to dad: I'm hungry. Dad would smile and say, "OK, let's eat out." Say to my boyfriend: I'm hungry. He would whisper, "What do you want to eat?" Say to your girlfriend: I'm hungry. She always answers "Me too", so more and more boys choose to find boyfriends.

19. "Call your parents tomorrow" "Is it okay if my parents are not here?" "Yes, but you must come." The next day, I carried my 3-year-old uncle on my back and embarked on the road of no return.

20. A lump of black shit is shopping. Wandering around, it suddenly saw a lump of white shit! The black stool asked in surprise, why are you so white and beautiful? Bai Shi was very angry after hearing this, scolding: You are the fucking shit, and I am the ice cream!

2 1. There is really no coat like a school uniform: the mobile phone is hidden in the sleeve, the book can be put in the pocket, the pillow is rolled up and spread out as a blanket, and you dare to rub it anywhere. The key is that after wearing it, everyone can be evenly ugly.

22. As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. As long as you get through the beginning, you will find it difficult in the middle and even more difficult in the end.

23. Rush into a unit angrily and shout: Is this the Animal Protection Association? Staff: Yes, who bullied you?

24. Falling sky, where are you romantic? Don't run around, don't discharge everywhere. I know you are an adult, and admiration is inevitable, but you can't be so casual about your own conditions. You are a purebred German shepherd. Don't fall in love with stupid dogs.