A selection of classic funny text messages for boyfriends

1, whether the spring breeze is warm or not, the goose knows first. Whether the flowers are beautiful or not, the butterfly knows first. Cattle and sheep know whether the grassland is big or not. The years are not long, and the birthday is known first. There is not much happiness, and I am blessed with the prophet. I wish you happiness!

2. The spring breeze gently pushed open the window lattice, the stars shone in the atrium, the nightingale quietly passed the treetops, and the moon slowly turned around the house. I am eager to drink your birthday wine. I wish you health and happiness forever!

Spring is blooming, the grass is green, and a group of demons are looking for you. They threatened to clap their hands: strip your troubles, draw away your painful muscles, tie you with the rope of peace, and tie you with the shackles of happiness. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

The thread in the hand of a kind-hearted mother makes clothes for her wayward son. Before leaving, I had a stitch for fear that my son would come back late and his clothes would be damaged. Who can say that a filial child like the weak can repay his mother's love like the sunshine in spring? The familiar and touching poem made me burst into tears. My mother was also worried about her son's trip, but she didn't know that her son's trip was going to her heart. Happy birthday!

5. When this day comes, you will be old; Cake reception, wish realization; What do you mean by sending this message? The main purpose is to convey blessings, wish a peaceful and peaceful year and all your wishes come true!

6. Wait, just to meet you. The light from generate at this moment will light up your long life. I write endless thoughts and wishes for you on the blooming blue petals, wishing you a happy birthday!

7. Light the birthday candle and light the hope of happiness; Taste the birthday cake and taste the joy; Accept birthday wishes, accept good wishes: Happy birthday!

8. Say goodbye to yesterday's wind, frost, rain and snow and welcome today's happy time; Light the red wax of birthday and keep good memories; Let go of all the injuries, put away all the tears and wish you a happy birthday!

9, the vast starry sky, flashing a little fluorescence; Every ray of light carries a beautiful dream. May every wish you made today come true one by one. Happy birthday!

10, the gift of red wine should be opened by candlelight to be romantic, the gift of happiness should be opened by happiness, and the gift of birthday should be opened by blessing to be sweet. Happy birthday, dear.

1 1, you are cruel, you are cruel, you are really cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch!

12, you are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as beautiful as a butterfly, as diligent as a bee, and as similar as everything else. No wonder everyone calls you an animal!

13, I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. As you said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

14. Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: there is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost. It's all your fault. Please treat me to dinner! ! Smooth my lost heart.

15, I sent you this message for ten cents to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.

16, poor mobile phone user, I'm sorry that you were infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this news. Now look at your palm carefully. If you see a black spot, it means that you have been infected by bacteria. You need to flush your mobile phone with gasoline to kill bacteria. Pay attention to secrecy, I won't tell the average person! )

17, what should I do if I'm hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you don't have the guts to practice with bin Laden! Want to do it, how to do it? Look at the pigsty!

18, I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried: whose dog is nobody's business?

19, measure the bed by measuring the window, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.

20. Do you know, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

2 1, it's raining lightly in the sky, as if laughing at my delusion. Why are you so selfish and cruel that I miss you? Rack one's brains to write a poem, full of sadness, who knows Only pig head and * * *, staring at the screen to see this poem.

Solve the riddle on the lantern: you stand with the pig. (Hit an animal) Answer: Elephant.

23. I said you were a pig the other day, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Later, you finally couldn't stand it, yelling at me in front of many people, "I'm not a pig."

On this warm and romantic day, a little pig hid in the house and drew a ball, which was round. Happy round egg, pig!

25, every time the wind and rain are biting, I ask for your care, and I will send you food in times of famine. Your simple and honest expression excites me. In fact, raising a pig is quite fulfilling!

26, tea, drink strong, until the fragrance is particularly strong; It's hard to make it through hard work: people must have deep feelings and can't love again until the next life; Pig's trotters, fresh, hehe, this one with mice is not bad!

27. One day, Bajie asked the Tang Priest: Master, is this world really the ugliest for me? The Tang Priest turned pale and said, Ask Sister Guanyin! When Bajie came back from Guanyin, he asked cheerfully, Hehe, Master, who is XXX? Ha ha!

28. July 5th Prohibition: It is forbidden to pretend that you are busy with work and ignore me, forget me if you have money, help me if you are in trouble, and eat chocolate without calling me! Don't think about me when you are free! Hope to implement it seriously!

29. God didn't give pigs wisdom because he wanted them to be happy. So, you must be happy.

30. There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those who are kept at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who look at blessings are called stupid pigs, those who laugh at them are called stupid pigs, those who ignore me are called dead pigs, and those who don't return my blessings are not as good as ~ ~

3 1, Singles Day, I wish you trouble (light), happiness (light), bright future (light), bright career (light), love (light), Zong Yaozu (light), even I am a little (light). Happy Singles Day!

32, Singles Day, I wish you are a bachelor now and will be a bachelor in the future. I am a bachelor now, and I will never be a bachelor again. I am not a bachelor now, but I may be a bachelor in the future. Happy holidays. Singles' Day SMS wishes Singles' Day and all the best for married nunchakus; The "acacia stick" in love is happy and sweet; The single "single-knife stick" has a bright future; Whether it's a big stick, a small stick, a male stick or a female stick. Happy awesome!

33. On Singles' Day, I wish you a happy marriage, sweet love and high grades as a minor! I wish the female bachelor will always be young and beautiful, and the male bachelor will always be full of vitality, find true love as soon as possible and become nunchakus! On Singles' Day, I wish all the best for the married nunchakus. The "acacia stick" in love is happy and sweet; The single "single-knife stick" has a bright future; Whether it's a big stick, a small stick, a male stick or a female stick. Happy awesome!

34. Singles Day, the organization asked me to tell you: We should develop love, consolidate the foundation of love, implement the marriage system, create a world of two people, and make unremitting efforts to create a new life!

35. Singles Day. I wish all bachelors, women, big bachelors, little bachelors, former bachelors, former bachelors, nunchakus, and former nunchakus a happy holiday.

36. Singles Day: Shoe shoes, comb your hair, shine your eyes and reflect your teeth; Eating popsicles at home, going out to eat popsicles, getting on the bus and eating popsicles at home-I am happy to finish all the above!

37. Singles' Day: Find love wholeheartedly, make a wish for a good life, and smile bitterly year after year. Friend, don't worry, smile more, and your love will come!

38, Singles Day arrangement: 2 fried dough sticks in the morning, open and eat; Take the bus to and from work11; Invite four bachelors to play mahjong at night, just1; Go to bed on time at night11:0011. Be sure to do it and get rid of being single next year!

39. Singles' Day argot, if you look closely, you will know that Singles' Day is not practical. Choosing 1 1 is the opposite; In the light, singles are dark, in the light, the plank road is dark, parties are side by side, and couples are not single.

40. Singles Day confession: 23 years old, extraordinary skills. At the age of seven, I can recite poems, and at the age of eight, I have money. So far, there are no wives and concubines, and the holiday is embarrassing. I want to find a woman to hold our hands. Please help each other and fulfill our wishes.

4 1, Singles Day is not lonely, friends greet and accompany. Life is long. Being single is short after all. Although I don't have a partner for the time being, it's only for a few years. Don't waste a good time, I will have a happy holiday!

42. Singles Day is not a bachelor, but several bachelors are mixed together; No one cares about life savings, and bachelors live by themselves; One line goes back and forth every day, and the entertainment network chats online; The life of a bachelor is also a blessing, and a person is full.

43, Singles Day is not a gift, I want to send you a beautiful woman, indications: loneliness, lack of feelings, loneliness; Side effects: you will become a meal card, wallet and porter; Efficacy: Happy Singles Day!

44. Send blessings on Singles Day, and friends hope you will remember. Be sure to eat sweet, sleep sweet, be happy, be safe and healthy. Wish you a happy holiday in advance!

45. I sent you a short message, which was very sweet. Put down the mouse and think about it. Say I love you today.

46. Eat watermelon to cool off the heat. Beauty beauty is a cucumber, Qingchang Diuretic is a melon, the sweetest cantaloupe. You are family with them. Why are you hiding underground? So you are a sweet potato.

47. Thinking of your passion, watching you eager to try, kissing your face, burning your * * *, loving your radiant face and pulling you into a fog! You make me love and hate, my favorite pepper!

48. Browsing is a rare elegance; Leisure is a feeling of relaxation; Friends are the happiness of a lifetime; Friendship is a hard-to-find fate; Greetings are a sweet concern. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and good health!

49. Life is hard without you; Without you, my heart is very annoying; Pursue you and never get tired of it; It is sweet to have you in my heart; Embrace you, the world is wide; Oh, RMB, I am willing to be with you forever!

50. I don't miss you every day. I miss you very much today. I miss you, miss you, and wish you all the best. Happiness belongs to you. I hug you healthy and safe. Happy birthday, dear.

5 1, Husband: I have nothing else to say on this special day, just want you to know that every year today, you will receive my blessing and feel my love and eternal love! Love your wife.

52. If you were tea, I would soak it in boiling water. If you were a flower, I would shine with sunshine; If you were a white cloud, I would hold it with a breeze; If you were a kite, I would hold it with silk thread; You are my favorite, so I pretend with my heart!

53. One day, I told you that you were a pig, and you said: I am a pig. So I started calling you a pig. Finally, one day you can't help but announce loudly in front of everyone: I'm not a pig!

54. I want to kiss the sea, tsunami; I want to kiss the earth, earthquake; I want to kiss the sky, nuclear radiation; I want to kiss steamed bread and dye it; I want to kiss you, and you become extremely beautiful. Have fun, haha!

55. A cricket bet a pig that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

I won't run away again. I won't back down again. I hope I have the opportunity to be responsible for your happiness, health and happiness. Love you forever!

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