Laugh till you get down. Tell jokes.

1. I went to my sister's house for dinner and steamed crabs. My brother-in-law gave me one. Four-year-old niece: Dad, you eat. Dad doesn't eat, leave it to aunt and baby. Little niece: Dad, you can't do this. You should be kind to yourself. You won't eat like a cow every day. You are exhausted. Other uncles will spend your money, live in your house, sleep with your wife and beat your baby! Eat! Eat quickly! !

2. In the morning, my husband stayed in bed and wrapped himself in a quilt for several layers. I tied him in the quilt with a belt and went to work. When I came back in the afternoon, I saw my husband keep the shape of the morning and looked at me with bitterness in his eyes. He said: it is not the key to be hungry for a day, to die of heat without air conditioning, or to explain how to go to work tomorrow without answering the phone. The key is not to hold back the urine.

3. My mother invigilates the second grade English. If there is a problem with listening, she will draw a smiling face or cry. In the second row, there is a little girl who just transferred to another school. Her English is not good. The little boy on her right turns to smile or cry at her every time she asks questions. Later, my mother told me with a smile that it was obvious cheating, and I didn't care because it felt too clean.

4. After an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl, his friend said: It's really wronged the girl. You can be her grandfather. The old man is very dissatisfied: I am more wronged. Her grandfather is two years younger than me, and I have to pretend to be a grandson!

There was once a girl who was willing to give her life for me. She said firmly, if you pester me again, I will die.

There was a kissing scene on TV, and the father asked his son to pour a glass of water. Soon, there was a kissing scene on TV. Dad asked his son to pour another glass of water. The son asked, Dad, are you thirsty at the sight of someone kissing?

7. The old couple went to take pictures. The photographer asked: Do you want to measure light, backlight or full light? Grandpa said shyly, I don't care. Can you leave a pair of underwear for your aunt?

8. Chatting between British students. A patriotic youth said indignantly, let's take advantage of the riots to take back all the China cultural relics in the British Museum and return them to the Forbidden City! So many porcelain and bronzes! People in the group responded and made suggestions. A man said faintly: What should I do if I get it back and it is damaged by the Forbidden City? Suddenly, the crowd quieted down.

9. After the wedding, the groom said to the bride: I will go out to play cards and drink with my friends at any time, whether you agree or not! ! Hearing this, the bride replied tepidly: I have sex at nine o'clock every night on time, whether you are at home or not.

10, the boy just arrived at his girlfriend's house and couldn't wait to kiss his girlfriend! Girlfriend said: no, my period is coming! ! Boys feel very strange: what is the relationship between kissing and menstruation? So the boy kissed his girlfriend, and suddenly a woman rushed out of the kitchen! The woman pointed at the boy and scolded: Why did you bully my niece? !

1 1. A bride asked the master of ceremonies: How much does it cost to hold a wedding? Moderator: It depends. Well, generally speaking, the more handsome the groom is, the higher the charge. Upon hearing this, the woman shyly took out 5 yuan's money and handed it to her. The MC looked back at the groom, and then calmly looked for 4 yuan and 5 yuan.

12, the real romantic proposal should be like this: a handsome guy invited 10' s colleagues to dinner, including his favorite mm. In the middle of the meal, he suddenly stood up and walked beside MM, and then moved the chair where MM was sitting to his side at a 90-degree angle. At this moment, mm's mouth is full of all kinds of food. At this moment, he suddenly came out of his pocket.

Four stacks of money said: this is a deposit of 40 thousand yuan. Will you marry me? Mm was shocked at once, and tears filled her eyes. She sobbed and took out the money detector. After a while, she said, all this is true. I do.

13, I just went to the train station to buy a ticket and returned empty-handed. On the road, I saw a propaganda slogan: Chengdu is a place that I don't want to leave when I come. Now I finally understand the meaning of this sentence! Chengdu, please take me to the train tonight!

14. Award-winning notice: Under the leadership of the principal, with the support of the Academic Affairs Office, with the cooperation of the Logistics Office and under the guidance of the instructor, three students of our school won the first prize in the trophy composition competition held by universities in Tianjin. Due to limited space, the winners' names will be announced separately!

15. After the conductor pushed the last passenger on the bus desperately, the passenger kindly turned around and advised: Elder sister, don't squeeze. If you really can't get on, let's wait for the next bus.

16. At the school job fair, Michelin (who makes tires) asked a question: Why don't birds get an electric shock when standing on high-voltage lines? A classmate in my dormitory replied: Because it is wearing Michelin rubber shoes! As a result, he was the only undergraduate who was hired in the whole school.

17, I met an instructor during military training in college, and the whole class was badly repaired by him. After the military training, in order to celebrate liberation, everyone enthusiastically threw their beloved instructors into the air. When he fell down happily, he found that the people below had already. ....

18. Today, I took a bus. A buddy's cell phone rang, and the bell rang quickly: Answer the phone, son. I'm your father. The goods then shouted: Dad, what's the matter? I'm taking a bus. Call again later. The bell is: Dad, Dad, pick up the phone. I am your son. The goods picked up and shouted: boss, what's the matter? We all laughed and peed, man. You and your boss must have a lot of hatred.

19 On the day she broke up with her girlfriend, she said: Actually, I really want to cry, but reality tells me I can't cry. I was so hot that I smiled and said, you are afraid of losing your makeup!

20. A bachelor proposed to his girlfriend and was rejected! The bachelor said with inferiority: forget it, I will never get married in my life! His girlfriend pities him: Why don't men have wives? I refuse you, not necessarily others will refuse you. The bachelor sighed: even people like you don't want me. Who else wants me?

2 1. Early in the morning, I was washing my face when my son suddenly shouted invincible iron fist and then rushed at me with his head down. As soon as my brain is pumping, I pick up a stainless steel washbasin to block myself. Then, with a bang, there came the cry of my son and the roar of my wife.

22. I just went downstairs to have a midnight snack and put a loud and smelly fart in the elevator. To hide my embarrassment, I glared at the man next to me. I kept staring at him, and the guy finally got impatient and said, what the fuck is B? It's just us here!

23. I have liked a girl for a long time. Today, I confessed to her. I said: I like you. Although I have nothing to give you, I will make you happy. Be my girlfriend! Seeing her indecision, I firmly said: I still have two kidneys!

24. My son is a senior one. After the monthly exam, the school held a parent-teacher meeting, and my father attended. Dad scolded his son when he came home: You are the only one in the class who failed in English. The son said loudly, it's all your fault. Dad paused and asked, why do you blame me? The son said, it's all your fault for not buying me a mobile phone.

In the classroom, Xiao Ming leans his head against the chair and doesn't listen to the class. The teacher asked with concern: Are you sick again? Xiao Ming said without looking up, yes, I have a headache. The teacher said: Do you have a doctor's certificate? Take it out and go home to rest! Xiao Ming said: It is because the doctor doesn't issue a certificate that I have a headache. Teacher: Get out.

26. Xifeng has been unhappy because of her appearance, but she is helpless. She always feels that she has nothing to be proud of. One day, a boy saw Xifeng's slender fingers, as soft as bones, and could not help but exclaim loudly: which hand is this? Finally, someone discovered her strengths, which made Feng overjoyed. She was overjoyed when she heard the boy say, "This is a chicken claw"! Xifeng choked at that time.

27. When getting up in the morning, boys call girls. Boy: I dreamed of you last night, and my underwear was wet! The girl said shyly, I hate it. What did you dream? Boy: I dreamed that you took off your makeup and scared me to pee my pants! Girl: Get out!

Tell me something interesting about the exam, something that makes you laugh, and something interesting about graduation.

1, "Graduation season: youth that we never lost on this day"

On this day, I graduated from,,,,,,,

I am sad to see graduation photo's stupidity on us, but I still can't help crying.

He said that when we graduated, he said that he was not qualified to give me happiness now. He said he wanted me to like him all the time. He said he wanted me to trust him.

After graduation, no one will call those nicknames that they are familiar with or hate.

6. I bet my best friend that I will confess to him when I graduate.

7. Are you happy after graduation?

8. Break up after graduation

9. A good woman is a school for men. A good woman hopes that this good student will never graduate.

10, we always fall in love with school when we graduate.

1 1. After graduation, everyone is divided and my heart is absent, and I am alone.

12, on the day of graduation ceremony, say goodbye and don't cry.

13, when we graduated, what we thought of was not the school, not the class, but the group of people in the class-

14, I'm finally graduating, and I finally want to meet you. I'm not as happy as I thought, but I still can't let you go. I know you are proud, and I know I can't do it. Bow.

Graduation photo is our first photo, and it may be our last photo.

16, I really graduated this time.

17, run wildly on graduation day, don't let me see the tears shed.

18, I think you only know swearing and dog baskets before you graduate from primary school.

19, we all fell in love with school when we were about to graduate.

20. Can we go crazy together after graduation and placement?

2 1, graduated, dear, he is going to lose it again. Should he continue to love?

22. The only regret after graduation is that I haven't been to the men's room.

23. You are not mine after graduation, and I no longer belong to you.

24. After graduation, our youth will not graduate.

25. This graduation season, dear, are you okay? Do you still remember me/

26. After graduation, we will go our separate ways in a blink of an eye.

27. after graduation No more contact. I hope you don't mind. It's strange that we weren't together at the beginning.

28. After graduation, amateurs are still at school.

29, scattered, don't cry after graduation, smile and mix.

30. I'm graduating. Crazy paper, there is no time if you are not crazy.

3 1, hello to those couples who didn't break up after graduation.

32. I will graduate in half a month.

On graduation day, the teacher said the above words, and we all cried our faces red.

34, summer, sad. Graduation, sad ~

I'm afraid of losing you as soon as I graduate.

36. After graduating from high school, English has deteriorated a lot, but at least the vocabulary has remained at the level of tens of thousands: one, two, three and Shanghai.

37. I am about to graduate. Why are those people who secretly love me so calm?

Two years ago, you said that we would be together after graduation. You said the same thing last year. This year, nothing. Time is short, but we have changed.

39. After graduation, that's it, that's it, that's it!

40. Graduation means that we are grown up, that we are mature, and that we are separated!

4 1. There was always a madman around you, smiling. Now you still have to leave, which is what every graduating student will experience.

42. We all fell in love with school when we were about to graduate. We all want to have a good start at the end.

43, graduation season break-up season.

44. I don't want to take the exam, graduate or leave. I will graduate soon.

45. How long have we been fighting? I didn't know until I graduated, not long after, three years.

I got drunk at the graduation party today. I cried and said that you must invite me when you get married in ten years. You smiled and said that the bride is not you.

47. After graduation, the surface is dull, but the heart is very reluctant.

48. I found that many people said they liked you after graduation.

49. On graduation day, we all leave with smiles. Whoever cries and sleeps is a puppy.

Because of this graduation, you left silently by my side.

5 1, I'm graduating. I wish I could still be by your side.

Marty, I haven't had such an easy life since I graduated from junior high school. I fell, and there were people around me. .

53. Are you afraid of graduation and separation? I tell you, true friendship will never end.

54. mm-hmm June is graduation season every year. Hey, I wish I had said I love you.

After the graduation ceremony, the class teacher said: The children put the tables and stools in order, as if we were coming to class next week.

56. Wish me success in my graduation exam.

57. It has been more than ten years, and I will graduate soon. Why is it so hateful at school? You must take care of me. . .

58. I graduated with nothing, but I don't know when to be brave and when to fight.

59. Fuck you. . . After graduation, there are no more such carefree curses by a group of smelly babies.

When we set foot in this school, we knew that we would graduate one day, but when graduation came, we were so afraid to face it.

Funny jokes make you laugh and tell jokes.

1, Pig Bajie was making out with Chang 'e on the moon when suddenly a shadow passed by. Pig Bajie hurried out with a rake and came back after a while, saying, Damn it, Yang Liwei. ......

2. One day, on the bus, a lady left her seat to buy a ticket. When I came back, I found that my seat was occupied by another woman. I was very unwilling and said loudly: It's not easy to lay eggs, but it takes up the nest quickly. When the woman sitting in the seat heard this, she quickly stood up and said with a smile: I'm sorry for delaying your laying!

3. A man kept a parrot. The parrot was so strong that all the other birds in it were killed by it. Later, the master brought back an eagle and put it together. When the owner came to see it, the parrot's hair hung outside the cage. The host said: Not this time. But when you look closely, the eagle is dead, and the parrot says naked, this grandson is really amazing. You can't beat Yating without taking off your arm.

A driver is driving a truck full of hens, teasing his parrot while driving. When a beautiful woman hitchhiked, the driver put the parrot and the hen together in the cargo box and let the beautiful woman sit in the cab. After driving for a while, the driver tentatively asked the beauty, can I kiss you? The beauty shook her head shyly and said, no, after waiting for a while, the driver reluctantly asked, can I have a hug? The beauty still shook her head and said, no, the driver said angrily, if not, she would go down. After driving for a while, the driver felt that his behavior was very ungentlemanly, so he went back and invited the beautiful woman to get on the bus. After driving for a while, the driver asked again, May I kiss you? Beauty still shook her head. Can you give her a hug? Beauty still shakes her head, or she will go down. This was repeated three times, and finally I got to the chicken farm. The driver opened the suitcase and found that there were few hens in Miu Miu. Only the parrot mentioned a hen and asked, can a beautiful woman kiss me? The hen shook her head desperately, and the parrot asked, can you hug me? The hen still shook her head. The parrot said, if not, go down. The hen was thrown out of the car. ......

On the bus, a modern girl wore a low-cut dress and an airplane necklace. As soon as a young man got on the bus, he stared at the plane on the neck chain. So the girl couldn't help but ask curiously, do you like this necklace, sir? The man replied, oh! No, I'm just admiring the airstrip.

6. A girl works in an IT company. One morning, the weather was so fine that the IT girl was so absorbed in her work that she didn't even notice that her skirt was caught in a drawer. When she stood up, her skirt hissed and was torn. Colleagues have all heard about fame, and IT girls quickly picked up an IT magazine around them to cover it. Unexpectedly, my colleagues burst into laughter. It turns out that the cover of the magazine is an online game advertisement: super capacity, which can accommodate100000 users at the same time. IT girl picked up another magazine. Colleagues laughed again. The cover of this magazine is Antivirus Software: Beware of Viruses. IT girls are going to faint. She fainted when she picked up the third magazine. The third magazine is a hardware magazine, and the cover is a U disk advertisement: plug and play. In a daze, I still remember to protect the key parts, so I pulled the fourth magazine to cover it. When I woke up, I saw a shopping guide magazine, which read: 30% off! Faint again.

7. A: My wife read the book "Hate Brothers" and gave birth to twins. B: That's nothing. After watching Dumas' three musketeers, my wife gave birth to triplets. Oh, my God, how is that possible? My wife is watching Alibaba and the Forty Thieves!

8. One day, the school was cleaned. Plmm clean the window. Because the window is relatively high, I stand on the table, but the glass below can't be cleaned. I passed by and mm shouted to wipe under me. I'm scared. Ask where? Mm said under me, please help me clean up. The whole class burst into laughter.

9. Tang Priest: You should find a shortcut to learn from the scriptures this time! Wukong: Flying is faster than riding! Bajie: Shenzhou VI is faster! Friar Sand pulled out his gun and said, I heard this thing will be sent to the west at once.

10, my wife was pecked by a rooster and was very angry. She was panting after the rooster. My husband dissuaded me and chased the hen with a broom. The wife was puzzled, and the husband explained: it bullied my wife and I cleaned her up.

1 1. One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where does this river go? A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward. The teacher ignored him and then said, how many stars are there in the sky? That classmate sang again: the stars in the sky can participate in Beidou. The teacher is short of breath: get out! Student: Just leave. The teacher said helplessly, are you sick? Student: You have everything I have! Teacher: Try again .. Student: Shout when you see an uneven road! Teacher: Do you believe I hit you? Student: Do it when you should. Teacher: I told you to quit school! Student: Rush into Kyushu!

12, the farmer drove the donkey into the city and met a rogue. The rogue asked: Have you eaten? The farmer said: Eat! The rogue said: I asked the donkey! The farmer turned and slapped the donkey and said, It's dishonest to give it to Lao Zi! There are relatives in the city who left without saying goodbye! ~~~

13, I'm sorry to send you a message so late. If you feel troubled, I want to tell you here-that's too bad! Who told you to go to bed earlier than me, hehe

14, an escaped prisoner was arrested, and the police asked: Why did you escape from prison? Answer: Because the food tastes terrible. Ask again: Then what tool did you use to pry open the iron gate of the prison? A: Fried dough sticks in the morning.

15 Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness, and your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.

16, at night, when my wife heard her husband crying, she woke him up and asked, What's wrong with you? My husband rubbed his eyes and said, I dreamed that I was married again. Wife is happy: Great. Why are you crying? The husband said with a bitter face, but the bride is still you. . .

17, stew rice at noon and ask my husband: Do you want soft rice or hard rice? My husband looked at me disdainfully and said, "It sounds like you can stew meat. I wish I was cooked. "

18, wife: which team is playing here? Husband: France hits Nigeria. Wife: Is this the Super League? Husband: World Cup. Wife: What about the China team? Husband: Watching TV like you. Wife: Why don't you go up and play? Husband: FIFA won't let me. Wife: Is it because of Diaoyu Island? Husband: Because the level is not good. Wife: Isn't there a Yao Ming? Husband: Get out.

19, honey, it's so hot today. Why don't we go out and find a place to play? Ok, where do you want to find a cool place to play with water? Turn on the air conditioner and wash clothes.

20. I knew it was so difficult to get into the incubation university! I won't report it, complained a rooster.

2 1, you won't have a friend's electric fan talking to the air conditioner when you are so cold.

22.a: Why is the manhole cover round? B: If it's square, you must ask why it's square again. Then it must have a shape.

23. The pilgrim asked the abbot: What made you abandon the mortal world and become a monk in the temple? The abbot smiled and said, Because of my cat. The pilgrim was puzzled and asked, What does this have to do with cats? The abbot said flatly that when I was young, my business failed and I was penniless, so I cried to my cat. I asked the cat where should I stay? The cat looked up and said to me, Miao!

24. At the end of dinner with friends, no one wants to pay the bill. I stood up and said, well, to be fair, I'll hide, and whoever finds me first will pay, okay?

When I get up in the morning to pump up my bike, I can't help feeling sad. When I have money, such as MD, I will buy an electric inflatable one, so I don't have to be so tired anymore!

26. People are divided into two categories: one is frugal and seems to live forever; The other is as extravagant as if he is going to die tomorrow.

27. My wife ran away from home because I often beat her, which made me feel very sorry. Why didn't I break her leg?

28. If people don't eat what they like, they will offend their mouth, stomach and heart at the same time. How can you live happily when you offend so many organs at once?

29. Physical beauty is really important, but physical beauty alone is not enough. We should also sympathize with those who are not beautiful in appearance.

30. My neighbor's cooking these two days is always full of the smell of oil smoke, which has been floating into my room, making me very annoyed. I really shouldn't have broken the glass in his kitchen last week.

3 1, would you please give me a big hug? Well, even a little hug can't hug you.

Cut class, a boy in the class, went out to play ball. After the class teacher found out, he was blocked at the door of the classroom. When the boys came back, the class was almost over. The teacher asked: Where have you been? The boy calmly replied: The teacher pointed to his sweat when he went to the toilet and asked: What is this? The boy held back for a while and said, teacher. . . I am constipated and suffocated.

33. There is a tease B on the wall of the school toilet, leaving a message: XXX is coming. . . As a result, I found another sentence on the wall the next morning: Did you have a good time swimming in the urinal? Isn't it delicious? ! !

I woke up in the middle of the night and suddenly saw a little red light in the distance. Alas, I forgot to turn off the power again. Press it with your hand, damn it! There is no burnt mosquito-repellent incense. .

I go to work by bus today. A little girl came to me and said, Uncle, can you give me a seat? Seeing the little girl in MengMeng, I gave her my seat as a gentleman, expecting her response. Unexpectedly, she said: Uncle, although you are not good-looking, you are quite sensible.

After leaving the bed, my son always wants to find a reason to sleep with his mother. Once, my son slept in an adult's bed. Mother asked him why he didn't go to bed by himself, and his son said cunningly, I can't sleep alone. I want to find a woman to accompany me.

37. My father was shaving this morning, and my mother said, why do you always shave every day when you have nothing to do? Dad replied: if it doesn't show my face, I won't show it!

38. My mother said to me: When you go out in the future, don't call me mom, call me sister. Me: Why? Mom smiled: That makes me look so young! Dad came to him and said, to look young, just call me grandma.

39. Buy fruit. The boss said: five apples and a 20 yuan. I thought it was expensive, so I said: Can you reduce it a little? The boss said, OK, four 20 yuan.

40. The man was dusting the signboard, and as a result, he tore it off and fell to the ground, breaking in half. The boss's face changed as soon as he saw it. The man said anxiously, Boss, this is a good sign. Boss: What is a good omen? ! Dude: Opening a branch is a good sign.

4 1. I just threw the garbage into the trash can upstairs and downstairs, but it was thrown outside. Uncle cleaner saw it, looked up and asked, why did you throw garbage downstairs? ! Me: I can't throw it because I threw it upstairs.

42. Today, a guest came to my shop for dinner. While eating, I said: Why is there no air conditioner in your shop? I pointed behind him and said, isn't that the air conditioner behind you? Didn't you see that big vertical air conditioner? He looked back and said, damn it! It looks like a refrigerator.

Make your girlfriend laugh. Tell jokes.

You can tell your girlfriend jokes when she is in a bad mood. The following jokes will make your girlfriend laugh.

1. Are you a dung ball that has been rolled by a small retarded dog, a cockroach that has been trampled, and adopted by a mentally retarded master in Shaolin Temple, so-called pear blossoms crush Haitang?

The fool stole the beggar's wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute gave a loud roar, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, look at my face.

Money can buy a house, but not a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

The 4.5-year-old daughter asked her father to do something for her. Dad: Dad is very tired. Give me a compliment and I'll be strong again. Daughter: Lao Zheng! Dad: Hey! Daughter: Your girl is really beautiful.

5. Happiness is: I am hungry, and when I see someone holding a meat bun in his hand, he is happier than me; I was cold, and he was happier than me when I saw someone wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket. I want to go to the toilet. It's just a pit. You are happier than me when you squat there.

6. My girlfriend listens to the walkman in the back row, and when her ears are blocked, she speaks loudly and tells her deskmate to let me know when the teacher comes. Almost all the students heard it. The teacher is no exception, looking at that classmate and saying, I can't go there!

7. Chasing girls for the first time is inexperienced. Brothers asked me to invite women to the movies and ask for ghost movies. I made an appointment with the goddess last week, and she agreed. The effect is not bad, just like others said. At first I buried my head in her arms.

8. A man in the village bought an electric car and tried to ride it on the road. At this moment, a stranger came up and said that your car looks good. Can I try? Then I let him try, and then he got on the bus slowly, rode slowly and rode slowly. Ride away.

9. I caught the bus in the morning, and when I got to the platform, the bus had already left. So I had to chase and shout: master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! At this time, a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, Wukong, stop chasing.

10. In the past, people often secretly asked you if you wanted a mobile phone in the street, but now it is even more terrible. They directly and blatantly sell human organs. Today, I accidentally met a woman when I was walking. Before I could say I'm sorry, the woman actually asked me loudly, are you shameless?

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12. When I was a child, my parents always believed that the ugly duckling would turn into a white swan and then marry a rich woman. One day when I grew up, my father looked at me intently and said seriously, son, you'd better study hard.

13. When my brother was in the fifth grade of primary school, he had a Chinese exam to explain the meaning of the idiom "six gods have no master"? Guess what he wrote, damn it! He wrote, whose bottle of toilet water is this? I got on my knees! !

14.5-year-old daughter asked her father to do something for her. Dad: Dad is very tired. Give me a compliment and I'll be strong again. Daughter: Lao Zheng! Dad: Hey! Daughter: Your girl is really beautiful.

15. Man is a lazy animal, just like a frog caught in a stew pot: the water is heating. Although it is uncomfortable, it can be tolerated, so it is tolerated. When the water is boiling, it wants to resist and escape, but there is nothing it can do.

16. 100 years later, China is awesome. A group of uneducated Americans are complaining that the English version of the software developed by China giant Hard Company is so slow that they have to use an informal English version. And some software doesn't support English very much.

17. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years. I swallowed an aphrodisiac, and the world immediately became sexy; The Yangtze River is full of water, and the waves are beating, and the waves are getting worse every generation.

18. when I went to my girlfriend's house for dinner, I said to her, if one day I was dumped by a man, would you take care of me for dinner like this? As a result, this guy turned to me and said, you said it as if you wanted it yourself, but I was speechless.

19. In the evening, dad took his daughter to put the Kongming lantern cage. After the Kongming Lantern rose to the sky, the father said to his daughter, "Make a wish quickly, it's very clever!" " ! My daughter looked at the disappearing Kongming Lantern, crossed her fingers on her chest and said loudly, "I want it to fly back at once!" " !

20. A buddy eats moon cakes and has loose bowels. That year, I was curious and had dinner with him. I saw him take out the moon cake, tear off the desiccant gorgeously, sprinkle it on the moon cake and bite it down. Later, he told me that you should add seasoning to the moon cake.