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Love story daquan picking up girls and texting domineering
2. The feeling of liking is to give you the sweetest part of grapefruit and the small cherry on the cake. As long as it is beautiful, I want to give it to you.
3. If you have someone you like, you should try to make yourself better so that he can't find someone you like more.
I didn't meet you at the best time, but I had the best time because of you.
He dotes on you as always. You love him to the old age, and you become his weakness, and he becomes your armor.
6. If you like a pair of shoes, wear them in Wanshui, Qian Shan. If you love someone, you can drink with him without saying a word.
7. You will meet someone who will protect your innocence and let you be a child with peace of mind.
8. Don't be afraid, you will meet such a person eventually, who will spend his whole life carefully collecting you and putting you in a good place for a long time.
9. Before I met you, I always felt that life was as boring as it is now. After meeting you, I found that there are so many beautiful things in this world.
10, since you became my sweetheart, you can't bear to look good anymore. Only you are my favorite year after year.
1 1, I don't have time to participate in your past, I will accompany you to the end.
12. Being with you all my life is the future. If it was someone else, it would be all right.
13, etc. When we have passed through the hurried years and survived the hardships of life, I will be drunk in your arms at dusk and be your lovely little old lady.
14, the signal is full, the other party is inputting, your courier has been delivered, the weather is just right, the change of old clothes, the last chicken leg in the fried chicken shop, you are my happiest thing.
15. I wake up in the morning and see you and the sunshine. This is the future I want.
202 1 is a very popular collection of earthy love stories, which is very suitable for picking up girls!
1. If our relationship is weak, add some sugar.
I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.
The world is not as good as you think, and the world is not as bad as you think. Come here, come to me. The moon doesn't hug you, time destroys you, but I love you.
4. Why did you hurt me? I hurt you? I like you so much!
I understand your commonness day by day, but I love you more and more day by day. If you look in the mirror, you won't see anything particularly good about you, but if you walk into my heart, you will know how good you are.
6. Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.
7. I don't have time to participate in your past, I will accompany you in the future.
If I can see you at five o'clock, I will be happy from three o'clock.
9. I am a lovely person, and so are you.
10, see what the world is like, and I will meet you.
1 1, I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally looked into your eyes.
12, I like you, and I always like some people, when they like you occasionally.
13, I love you, so you don't have to be the obedient child to get the red flower. Even if you cheat and have a little temper, I am the most partial to you, and I will give you all the sugar in my pocket.
14, you are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but I will still say it after thinking about it.
15, whether you are by my side or on the horizon, the thought of you in the corner of the world makes me feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable.
20 19 pastoral love story
You will be lonely in the future.
Why?
Because you are the only one in my heart.
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He: Do you like yourself?
She: I like it!
He: Then from now on, I will be your rival in love for life.
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Do you think I like drinking or playing king?
Love to play king, right?
No, I love you.
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I have read Haizi's Facing the Sea, Blooming in Spring.
But I don't care about food and vegetables.
Only care about you
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He: Your eyes are really nice.
She: Really?
He: But not as good as mine.
She: What the hell?
He: Because I have you in my eyes.
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Do you have a lighter?
no
Then how did you light up my heart?
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Are you afraid of trouble?
Don't be afraid.
Then please love me now.
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I can't speak English.
Political, historical and geographical obstacles
Only love you full marks.
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Do you know why you can't lose weight by eating so little?
why
Because you can't stand being thin when you see me.
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He: Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?
She: I don't know.
He: Monkeys live in caves and you live in my heart.
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He: What iron is the door made of?
She: Iron gate?
He: What is a wooden door?
She: Wooden door?
He: What is the door to happiness?
She: Fu ... Fu Men?
He: No! It's us
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Good things like to share with others.
But even better, I just want to hide it.
Such as you
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Don't you feel tired
not tired
You have run in my heart several times.
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May I call you you?
Why?
So that I can take you to heart.
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I have the ability, but I can't do anything.
What?
Won't leave you
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I'm thirsty.
drink water
Longing to see you
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Do you know why I have a cold?
Because you have a cold?
No, because I have no resistance to you at all.
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I'm so kind!
why
Because my heart is full of you.
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Tell you three anti-aging methods
What method?
Love me, love me, love me.
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He: You look like one of my relatives.
She: Who is it?
He: My mother's daughter-in-law.
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Do you know why electric fans always shake their heads?
why
Because it is telling me that I can't help loving you.
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I finally know why I always catch a cold.
Huh?
Because I have no resistance to you.
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Why did you hurt me?
What did it do to you?
Make me like you.
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I am in good health and can carry rice bags and gas tanks.
But I just can't help thinking about you.
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Guess what constellation I am.
Gemini?
Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.
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Do you know what day it was yesterday?
What day?
It is the day when I love you.
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You are guilty.
?
You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.
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I've had a little hypoglycemia recently.
What's going on here?
Because I haven't seen you for too long.
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Can you play the guitar?
I won't.
Then why do you resonate with me?
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I love three things: the sun, the moon and you.
The sun is for the day, the moon is for the night, and you are for me forever.
Sweet enough to explode:
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There are many ways to be happy.
The most direct thing is to see you.
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I like you.
Not on a whim
No objection.
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Your name is not the only one who knows it by heart.
And your lovely appearance.
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I want to give you all hope and light.
Free you from sorrow and give you a hole to take risks in towards the distant.
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When I first met you, I was better than countless people.
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There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that it is not a rumor.
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There is no one else in sight, you are everywhere.
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You are the joy of youth, so is reading backwards.
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Life is short and sweet since I met you.
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You have no passion all your life, but you are all your life.
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I never listen to sweet words.
But after meeting you,
Everything you say is a love story.
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As soon as your smile appears
It warms the whole winter.
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The wind blows through the four seasons
The sun shines through the shade of trees.
Like a flower in my heart.
I like you very much.
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There are many roads in this world.
Only you are my way home.
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There are thousands of likes.
Every kind is you.
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Everything in this world will change.
I fell in love with you at first sight.
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Your smile, your eyes
Hidden tenderness that shines like a star.
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I want to wish you a happy Teacher's Day, because you taught me what love is.
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To put it bluntly, my mate selection criteria is one word: you.
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The person you meet is you, and the person you want is you.
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There are ten million Qian Qian, and I love three. One is the day, the other is the month, and the third is the Qing Dynasty.
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Come and eat the whole family bucket! So we're family.
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Don't you smell burning? My love for you is burning.
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Shake your head hard and you will faint, because all I can think about is you.
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Have you gained weight again recently? Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?
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Tai Chi gives birth to two instruments, two instruments give birth to four elephants, and four elephants give birth to gossip. Gossip can spread everything, but nothing is as good as you.
Hurry up and collect it and make him dizzy together ~
Tuwei Huaqing Daquan Picking up Girls
1. Send my name to your account book. How many days will it arrive?
Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly. I'm cute.
No matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I won't get in the way. I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.
It's not that nobody wants it except you. It's just that nobody wants it except you.
Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.
I miss you very much at this time. Please take care of yourself for me.
7. Yes, I just like you hopelessly. What, not satisfied? You like me too!
8. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.
9. There is nothing to talk about with people like you, except falling in love.
10. Since we can't be born together, we will suffer together for a lifetime.
1 1. Can you hold my hand? From wife to old woman.
12. You don't have to. I like it.
13. You are obviously not nearsighted. Why can't you see that I like you?
14. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why is it because I am so happy to see you?
15. You are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.
16. You are too heavy, but I can't take it away from my heart.
17. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.
18. Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?
19. Do you smell something burning? Don't! I love your heart is burning!
20. Is there anything you can't do? I won't leave you.
2 1. You are getting fat again. It's good that I can like you again.
22. Do you know what kind of God I like? Your eyes.
23. W: I seem to have gained weight again. Man: No, you are getting fatter in my heart.
If I push you into the garden, I won't find you. Why? Because you are as beautiful as a flower.
25. Say, how much shall I buy for you?
26. Speaking of it, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you.
27. Why do you keep playing games? Because I can't bear to hit you.
28. Hey, can you smile? What are you laughing at? Because I forgot to put sugar in my coffee!
29. I am very possessive, and you can't leave me if you are near me.
30. I ask you why the world is sour and sweet. Why? It's sweet when I look at you, and sour when I miss you.
3 1. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.
32. This is the palm of your hand, this is the contrast, and you are my sweetheart.
33. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.
34. Pork, beef and mutton. Do you know what kind of meat I like? No, I like your heart.
35. I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, tomorrow is a little more than today.
Your sense of existence is like air. Really? I can't live without you.
37. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.
Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
39. Do you know how to eat this dish best? Eat while it's hot I will feed it to you.
40. Which hurts you more, an iron stick or a wooden stick? I feel sorry for the iron bar.
4 1. Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future.
42. I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week. Ok, how to reduce it? Put your heart in my position.
43. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.
44. We may have been hit by an arrow. Huh? Cupid's arrow.
45. Shall we exchange gifts together? All right. Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours.
46. Shall we learn to swim and fall in love together?
47. I fell in love with someone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.
48. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?
49. My blood sugar is very low. Say something sweet to me quickly.
50. Since I met you, I feel that life is too short. Why is the sweet part so long?
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