Morning meeting story

Morning Story 1 There was a rich boy who loved jiaozi very much and ate it every day. But he is very cunning. He only eats stuffing and throws the tips of his skin into the river behind him. The good times didn't last long. When he was sixteen, a big fire burned his whole family, and his parents died in anger. I'm penniless now, so I'm embarrassed to beg. The neighbor's sister-in-law is very nice. She gives him a bowl of mushy noodles for every meal. He studied hard and came back after three years. He must thank his neighbor's sister-in-law Sister-in-law told him: Don't thank me. I didn't give you anything. I just put away the jiaozi tip you lost in those years, dried it, and put it in a sack, originally for a rainy day. I gave it back to you just when you needed it. Big officer person thought for a long time, for a long time. ......

There is a famous March 8 theory: eight hours of sleep and eight hours of work, everyone is the same. The difference between people lies in how to spend their spare time. Time is the most affectionate and heartless thing, and everyone has the same thing, which is fair. But people with resources may not be successful, and those who make good use of resources will be successful. Living during the day and developing at night are the requirements for talents in 2 1 century.

Story of the morning 2 1 One day, my son went over and asked his father.

Son: Dad, why do men and women look more comfortable?

Dad: Think about it. Is it comfortable to dig nose excrement with your fingers or your hands?

Son: Then why do they seem to be in pain when they are caught?

Dad: If you walk in the street and someone comes to pick your nose, do you feel comfortable?

Son: Why doesn't that man like wearing condoms?

Dad: Do you like to wear gloves to dig nose excrement?

Son: Then why don't women menstruate?

Dad: Do you pick your nose when you have a nosebleed?

A man came back half a day with a prescription from a female doctor and asked, "What about 13?" The female doctor smiled and said, "Not 13, but B-ultrasound." The man was furious and said, "Shit, your' B' score is too wide!"

There is a couple in a small mountain village. Women are beautiful, men are ugly, and women are coquettish. She hooked up with a young man in the village. Her husband noticed it slowly, but couldn't find any evidence. One day, he finally figured out a way, pretending to go out to visit relatives and saying that he would not go home at night. His wife met him and made an appointment to go to his house at night. When he blew out the lamp, the man left quietly. I only heard two people kicking and urinating in the room, and the woman was really cool. She repeatedly called, "Ah ... Oh ... Oh ... Stronger ... Stronger ... You make me cool ... I'll give you a pair of shoes ..." Her husband flew into a rage when he heard this outside! ! Stand up and shout at the room: "Do it! She! I will buy you a pair of leather shoes! !

On the bus, a young man saw a beautiful woman with a low collar and spring leaked out. He joked,' It's really a place where peach blossoms bloom.' Hearing this, the beauty lifted her skirt and said,' There is still room for you to have children and raise me!

The little girl always shows off her new toys to the little boy. The little boy had no choice but to take off his pants and say, you will never have this! The girl also took off her pants and said, my mother said that as long as you have this, you can have as many things as you want!

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In class, the beautiful female teacher carefully explained to the children that "milk" means "small". For example, "suckling pig" is a "little pig" and "squab" is a "little pigeon". Xiao Ming, please make a sentence with the word "milk".

Xiaoming: My family's economic conditions are not very good. I can only stand 40 square meters of breasts.

Teacher: (I'm dizzy) ... it's useless ... change it.

Xiaoming: I skip a street in front of my house every day at school.

Teacher: (dizzy) ... no ... change to another one.

Xiao Ming: ... teacher, I really can't think of it. I want to pop my nipples.

Teacher: ...

Ghost: God, next time I want to be as white as an angel and have wings, but I still want to suck blood.

God: Then reincarnate as a nurse.

8. A friend sold popsicles in the park for the first time and was embarrassed to shout. Then suddenly someone shouted "sell popsicles ~ ~ ~ sell popsicles ~ ~". Hearing this, my friend shouted happily, "Me too ~ ~ Me too ~ ~".

9. Soon after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died. While burying the elephant, the ant wept bitterly: "Dear, why did you leave so early?" I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life! " "

10. Your boy has a crush on a girl. Get up the courage to ask girls what kind of boys they like.

"Like-minded" girls answered, and even asked several times, it was the same answer.

The boy was very discouraged and said, "Can you have a flat head?" .

1 1. One day, I caught the last bus out of breath and shouted: Master! Master, wait for me ~

Suddenly a passenger poked his head out of the window and said to me slowly, Wukong, stop chasing.

12. One day I had a physical examination, and one of the questions was to guess the name of a bird by looking at my legs. A student really couldn't understand it, so he tore up the paper in a rage and was ready to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him, "What class are you in? What's your name? " A student lifted his trousers and said, "Guess, guess."

13. After the beautiful Mongolian actress finished her performance, the leader took the stage to receive her. Then he took her hand and asked her if she was cold and warm. She refused to let go for a long time and asked kindly, what's your name? The actress replied excitedly, "Maragobi Matsumoto".

A king wanted to marry a princess. He put an apple on the princess's head. Whoever shoots it will have a chance to marry the princess.

The first man shot the apple and said, "I'm Robin."

The second man also shot the apple. He said, "I am Hou Yi."

The third man accidentally shot the princess. He said, "I'm sorry ..."

A pig, a sheep and a cow are kept in the same corral. I remember once, the shepherd caught the pig, and it screamed loudly and violently resisted. Sheep and cows hate its howling, so they say, "He often catches us, and we don't bark."

The pig replied, "catching you and catching me are two different things." He only wants your hair and milk, but it's killing him to catch me! " "

Feelings: it is difficult for people with different positions and different environments to understand each other's feelings; Therefore, we should not gloat over the setbacks, setbacks and pains of others, but should have a feeling of care and understanding. Have a tolerant heart.

Story 4 in the morning Once a small country came to China to pay tribute to three identical gold people. The golden wall was brilliant and the emperor was very happy. But this small country is not kind, and at the same time a question arises: who is the most valuable of these three gold people?

The emperor thought of many ways to ask the jeweler to check, weigh and watch the work, all of which were exactly the same. What shall we do? The messenger is still waiting for a return. A vast country, you don't even understand this little thing?

Morning Story 5-In life, there are often countless blows from the outside world, but the final decision is in your hands.

Grandpa made me a long dragon out of paper. The gap in the dragon's abdominal cavity can only accommodate a few locusts. You put them in, there are dead people inside, and no one is spared! Grandfather said: "locusts are too impatient. Apart from struggling, they never thought about biting dragons with their mouths, and they didn't know that they could climb out from the other side as long as they kept going forward." So, although it has an iron pliers-like mouth shell and serrated thighs, it doesn't help. "When my grandfather put several green worms of the same size into the faucet and then turned off the faucet, a miracle appeared: in just a few minutes, the young green worms climbed out one by one from Bali.

Tip: Destiny is always hidden in our minds. Many people can't walk out of the shadow at different stages of life, big or small, not because their natural personal conditions are much worse than others, but because they have no thought to bite through the shadow paper dragon and have no patience to find a direction slowly and move forward step by step until a new hole appears in front of them.

Paul newman is a post-90s generation in Britain. After graduating from the Fine Arts Department of the University, he chose to start his own business and set up an advertising company in London, working as both a boss and a salesman.

However, due to the lack of financial strength, the business of advertising companies is not good from the beginning-Newman can design promotional films and copywriting for customers, but he can't find an influential publishing platform. How to provide customers with an effective and affordable product release platform has become a major problem that puzzles Newman.

One day, Newman wandered aimlessly on his way to work, and his heart was full of confusion, because if he could not find such a platform again, the advertising company would go bankrupt.

On the wall of an underground passage, there is a lot of dirt on it, and it is covered with messy small advertisements. Every time I pass by here, Newman thinks this wall is ugly and awkward, which is out of harmony with the civilized city of London. But no one has been responsible for cleaning for a long time, and there are many places on the surface of the city that need to be cleaned like this.

At this point, Newman's mind suddenly flashed a commercial light-isn't this a good platform for product promotion and release? There is a lot of people here. It will be very popular if you help the municipal sanitation department clean up these dirt and small advertisements on the wall for free, and then doodle on them to advertise goods.

To start, Newman used very simple tools, such as templates, brushes, water and sandpaper razors. First, he cleaned the dirt on the wall, and then he created promotional pictures and words of goods, which can be painted on dark and dirty surfaces including sidewalks and tunnels.

At first, the health department in London did not allow him to do so. They think it is destroying public property. But it turned out that Newman was helping them with a job that had been a headache for them for free, so he acquiesced.

Because of the good publicity effect and low cost, soon, companies such as Microsoft and Coca-Cola came to the door and his advertising company began to come back to life.

What Newman didn't expect was that with the hosting of the 20 12 Olympic Games, the London municipal government needed to clean up the dirt on every corner of the street and every city surface to make it lifelike. So the government turned to Newman for help and asked him to take over this troublesome thing that made the government feel "overwhelmed".

The opportunity brought to Newman is a sharp increase in advertising fees-all businesses want to take advantage of this excellent opportunity of the Olympic Games and let Newman help them promote it. To this end, Newman suddenly earned nearly $4 million.

Now, Newman also makes image posters for Scotland Yard and the Scottish government, and his business has also expanded to cities such as new york.

Sometimes, breaking the rules and seeing the other side of things can often make breakthroughs and win success.

Story 7 The most ridiculous experience in the morning meeting was that a group company developed like google. I thought it was quite good, so I went to see it by car. The interview experience became a joke among friends. When you go to the company to choose a site, you will find a geomantic array as soon as you enter the door. There is also a Feng Shui array in the interview hall, and gossip and sweat are hung on the wall! There are 10 candidates for different positions, and there are about 2-3 people competing for a position.

When it was my turn, the old director of this company sat on the sofa, his assistant sat on the right and I sat on the left. Old Dong grabbed my resume and said to my assistant without looking at me, "This man writes very lightly." Then his assistant said to me, please don't mind, let me introduce myself in 2 minutes. I just finished, and then he said to the assistant, "This person is not suitable for our company, just look at her face."

Then her assistant said, "Didn't you say that people with such faces are very studious?" Lao Dong continued: "This face is studious, but the problem is that she can listen." His assistant said to me again, "Please don't mind." I still laughed at the interview, and I secretly scolded, is this an interview or a face? Look at the face, there is a problem!

He said to Lao Dong, "After reading the introduction of your company, I understand that you believe in Buddhism." He looked at me and said, "You should thank someone for telling you something you don't know." I am speechless and want to throw things in the past. I admire that I kept a good smile at that time, and now I am super patient. When his assistant sent me out, he told me that the result would be delayed. A week later, I received a short message from my assistant, and I immediately replied: "I wish your company will recruit the right talents as soon as possible through such a special way." Finally spit out the evil spirit that had been suppressed for a week.

When I told this to my friends, I laughed my head off, and there were such companies.

The most disastrous interview is the interview experience of a company. The only company that succeeded in the interview was the one that almost scared me. There are three companies in this company. They finished the interview in the branch after 6 o'clock, and then waited on the roadside for almost an hour before waiting for the bus to return to the city. It was dark, and I was in the middle of nowhere, and I almost scared myself to cry. I won't go to the company behind to discuss things at work. Who knows what will happen there?

An investment company interviewed by Kengkou just downgraded the position I applied for to assistant manager.

The experience of interviewing in a trading company is that the other position is to recruit French talents, and this position needs to travel to France for 2-3 months every year. Friends speak English, you can still muddle along, French?

I don't know. 10 families, it is normal to see only five. Unfortunately, there is no following. I can only say that the interview is long and the interview is really wonderful.

I hope the next interview is not so exciting, it is a normal company.

There is a professor who takes a boat to give lectures at the university on the other side every day. This morning, he took a boat again. On the way, he suddenly pointed to the air and asked the ferryman cheerfully, "boatman, how much do you know about astronomy?"

The boatman replied shamefully, "Professor, I don't know anything about astronomy because I don't have much education." The professor said proudly, "You don't know astronomy? Then you have lost 25% of your life. "

After a while. The professor asked again, "boatman, how much do you know about biology?" The boatman replied with more shame, "I'm sorry, professor." I don't know what a creature is. "The professor said in surprise," you don't even know biology? Then you can say that you have lost 50% of your life. "It didn't take long. The professor pointed to the reeds in the water and asked, "Do you know what botany is? The boatman was too ashamed to even lift his head and whispered, "I ... I don't know." The professor couldn't help laughing and said, "Then you can say that you have lost 75% of your life!" " "At this time, there was a sudden gust of wind and the sky changed. The rainstorm suddenly came. The ship hit a big stone in the storm and broke a hole in the bottom. The river rushed in at once and the ship was about to sink. The boatman quickly prepared to dive to escape, so he asked the professor with concern, "Can you swim after all?" The professor was scared to death and replied, "I just can't swim!" " "The owner of the cabin said sympathetically," Then it seems that you will soon lose 100% of your life. " Then he dived and ran away.

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A person's greatest value lies not in how high his educational background is, but in his ability to withstand the storms of life. When the economy is in recession, we see that many highly educated accountants and engineers are unemployed, at a loss and have a bright future. But we have never seen a well-trained salesman in a hurry when the economy is in recession. As long as you study hard, promoting business can not only realize your ideal life, but also cultivate a successful salesman into a mature, confident, skilled and stormy person.

Story of the morning 9 A bus full of passengers was driving down the hill quickly, and a man was running after it. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! "

Some people must work very hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be very tragic! But it is precisely because of the need to go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed.

The feeling of inspirational story at the morning meeting: Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your mistakes first, the answer will be different. When you face contradictions and disputes, first think about whether you are lost in your heart, and maybe you can let it go soon.

One day, the cat fell into the pit and the pig brought the rope. The cat asked the pig to throw down the rope, and the pig threw down the whole bundle of rope. The cat was very depressed and said, "How can I pull it up if I throw it like this?" The pig said, "What else can we do?" The cat said, "You have to hold the rope!" " The pig jumped down, grabbed one end of the rope and said, "Now!" " "The cat cried and cried happily.

The short story of sales morning meeting and its feelings. So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 10 meter to 20 meters. As a result, the next day they found that kangaroos were still running outside, so they decided to raise the height to 30 meters again.

I didn't expect to see all the kangaroos running outside the next day. The keeper was very nervous and decided to raise the height of the cage to 100 meters.

There are root causes, importance and urgency. Closing the door is the root cause, raising a cage is the root cause, and it is of course irrelevant to give up the root cause and pursue it to the end. What is management? Management is to grasp the whole story, importance and urgency of things.

Bian Que replied: My eldest brother treated me before I got sick. Because most people don't know that he can eradicate the cause in advance, his fame can't spread, only our family knows. My brother treated this disease at the early stage of his illness. Most people think that he can only cure minor illnesses, so his fame is limited to his own village. And I, Bian Que, treated my illness when it was very serious. Most people have seen me perform major operations, such as pricking needles in meridians to bleed blood and applying medicine to the skin, so I think my medical skill is brilliant and my reputation has spread all over the country.

Morning story 10 3, simple happiness

There is a little girl who walks from home to school every day. One morning, the weather was not very good and the clouds gradually thickened. In the afternoon, the wind blew harder, and soon there was thunder and lightning and heavy rain. The little girl's mother is worried. She was worried that the little girl would be frightened and even struck by lightning. Thunderstorm is getting bigger and bigger, and lightning pierces the sky like a sword. The little girl's mother drove quickly and looked for her along the route to school. Seeing her little daughter walking alone in the street, she found that every time there was lightning, she would stop, look up and smile.

After watching for a long time, the mother finally stopped the child and asked her, "What are you doing? She said, "God just took my picture, so I want to laugh! 」

Life is a mirror. If you smile at it, it will give you a bright smile!

Morning story 1 1 "Who Moved My Cheese";

It reminds you how to laugh at change and succeed in today's ever-changing times. In this way, you can get what you want most in life, that is, the "cheese" in the book, whether it is work, health, interpersonal relationship, love or money. In the story, you will find that two mice do better than two dwarfs in the face of change, because they always simplify things; However, the complicated brains of the two dwarfs and human emotions always complicate things. This is not to say that mice are smarter than people. We all know human emotions, but we always complicate things. This is not wisdom. But from another angle, don't people's overly complicated wisdom and emotions sometimes hinder their progress?

Morning Story 12 Before a master performer came on stage, his disciples told him that his shoelaces were loose. The master nodded his thanks and squatted down to tie it carefully. Disciple turned his back and squatted down to untie his shoelaces.

A bystander saw all this and asked inexplicably, "Master, why did you untie your shoelaces again?" The master replied, "Because I play a tired traveler, I can loosen his shoes after a long journey and show his fatigue and haggard through this detail."

"Then why don't you just tell your disciples?"

"He can carefully find that my shoelaces are loose and tell me enthusiastically. I must protect his enthusiasm and encourage him in time. As for why I untied my shoelaces, I will have more opportunities to teach him to perform in the future. I can talk about it next time. "

People can only do one thing at a time, and only by knowing the key points can they become real talents.

Morning meeting short story 13 2, salary mutation

A guest visited someone's house and saw that the chimney on the stove of the host's house was straight and there was a lot of wood next to it. The guest told the host that the chimney had to be bent and the wood had to be removed, otherwise it might catch fire later, but the host didn't give any indication.

Soon, the owner's house caught fire, and the neighbors rushed to put out the fire. Finally, the fire was put out, so the owner cooked sheep and slaughtered cattle to entertain his neighbors and rewarded them for their contribution to the fire fighting, but he didn't invite anyone who suggested that he move the wood and change the chimney.

Someone said to the host, "if you had listened to that gentleman, you wouldn't have to prepare a banquet today, and there would be no fire damage." It is very strange now that the person who gave you advice is not grateful, but the person who put out the fire is a guest! "

The host suddenly woke up and quickly invited the guests who had given suggestions for a drink.

Experience It is generally believed that people who can settle or solve various thorny problems in the business process are excellent managers. In fact, this is debatable. As the saying goes, "prevention is more important than cure", preventing problems before they happen is better than treating chaos afterwards. From this perspective, the prevention of enterprise problems is actually better than the solution of enterprise problems.

Morning Story 14 At the end of the Qin Dynasty, due to the cruel rule of Qin, farmers all over the country revolted. In 208 BC, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu joined forces to elect Chu Huaiwang's grandson as the King of Chu. The military power was greatly shaken. At this time, countries such as Wei, Zhao, Yan and Han, which were destroyed by Thailand, also took the opportunity to resume the uprising and form an anti-Qin alliance with Chu. Qin Ershi and Hu Hai quickly sent troops to suppress. Zhang Han, the general of the State of Qin, led 200,000 troops to attack Zhao, and besieged the prince of Zhao in Julu. Zhao hurriedly turned to Chu for help. So the king of Chu sent the commander in chief and Xiang Yu as the deputy general, and led troops to save Zhao. However, there is no hurry to save Zhao. He intends to let Qin and Zhao lose each other first, and then attack and win from them to save their strength. He and his troops marched slowly to Anyang and stopped to rest for 46 days. Xiang Yu is in a hurry. He repeatedly persuaded Yi Song to meet Thailand in the cottage, but Yi Song refused. In a rage, he killed Yi Song and seized the military power. He sent Sobu and Pu Jiangju to lead twenty thousand soldiers and horses across the turbulent Zhangshui River. Go straight to Julu, confront Qin Jun, and get only a small victory. With Zhao's repeated requests for support, Xiang Yu led the whole army through Zhangshui, ready to do or die with Qin Jun.

Xiang Yu saw that Qin Jun's army was under great pressure, and his morale was high. In order to defeat the powerful Qin Jun, he must come up with a good fighting method. So he ordered the soldiers to cut through all the ferries and sink to the bottom of the water; In March, they also cooked in pots, and each person took three days of dry food. Under such circumstances, there is no retreat and there is not much food. If you don't defeat the enemy, you will only die. The soldiers of the Chu army were excited and encouraged each other. With the determination to enter or die, everyone pushed forward desperately.

When the two armies meet, the brave wins. Although Qin Jun has a large number of troops, he can't resist Chu Jun who is determined to die. After several fierce bloody battles, Qin Jun finally collapsed. This is how Xiang Yu used the method of "cross the rubicon" to boost morale and defeat powerful enemies.

Revelation: People use "cross the rubicon" as a metaphor for the firm determination to make progress without retreat. When your career is successful, you should know that whether you are studying or working, you are sailing against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat. Only by constantly making progress and unswervingly sprinting to the goal can we achieve final success.