Make fun of the owner's words.

1, at noon on weeding day, mines were buried in the soil, and the group owners danced until 250!

2. The face of the group owner is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and the eyes of the group owner are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

3. "I can't put it down" means I like it so much that I can't put it down, so the group mainly says "I can't put it down" loudly to the person the group owner likes. Try to shout a few more times, it will work.

Money is a useful thing, but it will only bring happiness to the owner when he is satisfied. So the car mainly gives me the extra money: don't move, grab it!

5, I heard that the group owner is very awesome! I have raised wolves, spared tigers and danced with orangutans! Go south! Break through the north! I ran over my leg on the train track! I drank water in the toilet! And kissed the donkey!

6. I heard that the owner of the group made a fortune and paid off all his foreign debts. It's time to pay back half of the rubber I borrowed from my primary school. Plus the interest for so many years, the owner of the group should pay me back a tire.

7. I heard that the owner spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty, and excitedly ran to an expert for appraisal. As a result, the expert seriously said to the group owner, "Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty?" It was clearly last week! "

8. It rained one day in a mental hospital. Many patients took a bath in the rain, and only the owner watched by the window sill. The dean asked curiously, What are the owners doing? A: I'll wait until the water is hot!

9. The tortoise and the snake only have one ticket to go to the movies. The tortoise was entangled in his neck by a snake. When entering the park, the ticket inspector said, stop. The tortoise and snake panicked, and the ticket inspector sarcastically said, Look at the tortoise of the group owner, wearing a tie!

10, send an email to the group owner, for fear that the group owner will pretend not to see it; Call the group leader and don't know what to say; I had to send a text message to tell the owner: Is the owner boy awesome now? How long has it been since you saluted me?

1 1. Living without happiness as the goal is nonsense. Love that doesn't end in marriage will break up sooner or later. It's best not to do a job that doesn't give you a salary increase reward. Who will read information that doesn't take flirting as an idea!

12, Wukong develops tourism in Huaguoshan, and Wukong also raises turtles in Liushahe; Master, I wrote a book about the journey to learn from the scriptures! Everyone is very concerned about the group owner. I ask the teacher to say hello. Bajie, are you okay?

13, boss, you can't press CTRL+C on your home computer and CTRL+V on your company computer, not even with an article ... no, no, not even an expensive computer.

14, I miss the owner! Oh, I accidentally sent it by mistake, anyway. If the owner accepts it, keep it. If the owner doesn't accept it, please send these four words back to me, thank you!

15, you must pay attention to being a man: one is not good. Second, it is a big event. This is a big deal. Ah, I don't understand! Group owners suffer from illiteracy all their lives!

16, measure the bed by measuring the window, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.

17, Xiaohong: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor and solve problems for my compatriots! Xiaoming: When I grow up, I want to be a judge, punishing evil and promoting good for my compatriots. The teacher asked Bao Xiao: Where is the owner? Bao Xiao thought for a moment and said, I want to be a compatriot!

18, husband and wife fight for the remote control. Husband: Group owners don't go into the kitchen to cook at all. Why do they watch cooking programs? Not to be outdone, the wife retorted that the owner had never played football, so why should he watch a football match?

19, my friend said I was a handsome boy, but I refused to admit it. Finally, they gave me thousands of dollars, and I reluctantly agreed! To tell the truth, I don't want to have this title either, but I am forced in front of money!

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

2 1, itchy ears? That means I'm thinking about the group owner! Itchy eyes? It means I want to see my master! Itchy mouth? That means I want to kiss my master! Itching? That means ... stop joking. You have lice. Take a bath!

22. The date between the mother earthworm and the centipede was discovered by the male earthworm, who was heartbroken: Why? Am I not good enough for the group owner? The female earthworm retorted: What a shame! You haven't hugged me for a long time!

23. Throw the owner out, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back. The boss of the sleeper group is missing! Let's look for it! Where is the master? Forget it! Stop picking it up! It's not worth much anyway!

24. Since I met the group owner, the group owner should be very clear about his position in my heart. Except for the group owner, others are just a pile of shit in my eyes, but the group owner is different, because the group owner ... is just two piles.

25, a river spring water a Jiang Tao, a mountain is higher than a mountain, send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down. It's not difficult to forward it after reading it, and your fingers are as fast as electricity. I want it back to me!

26. In an opaque night, a stout man brutally killed and dismembered the group owner! The next day, * * caught him, but the damn guy's charge turned out to be: killing pigs without permission.

27. The group owner always says that I am worthless, and I can't make two sentences with one stick. I couldn't sleep and complained that the moon was too bright, which made the owners very dissatisfied, but I also had a good time. Come on, put on the ring-48k pure iron. ...

28. When the weekend comes, send a steamed stuffed bun to the group owner. Friendship is skin. The first layer is blessing, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is all wishes come true! By the way, the fourth floor is an iou written by the group owner. Pay back the money, baby!

29. I heard that the group owner has been on TV recently, which is not bad! The team leader is really photogenic, lively in appearance, confident in momentum and cute in words and deeds ... I knew the group starring Monkey Brother would be ok!

30. A pupil's composition: Every morning, my parents and I go our separate ways, and at night, all roads lead to the same goal. When my grades were not good, my dad was in the same room and beat me to the ground. My mother stood by and never did anything brave.

3 1, girls have a new love, boys and girls quarrel: girls: what does the group owner know? They are returnees who have just returned from America. Boy: What's the big deal? I am also a returnee. I came back from Shanghai yesterday!

32. I fell in love with the group owner at first sight! The owner also noticed me. The shopkeeper smiled brightly and kept waving to me. I can't help hugging my master tightly! Ah, the lovely lucky cat!

33. Cowherd and Weaver Girl match, Yingying Zhang Sheng West Chamber; Liang Zhu become a butterfly makes people drunk, and Bao Daikong makes love tears; Ruth Jack is heartbroken, and Beckham is a spice girl's favorite. If you ask the group owner who is suitable, Xifeng is the best match for the group owner!

34. The advantages of group owners are numerous. They know how to sing and dance. They live a superior and rich life. They are tall and handsome. Countless girls are fascinated by the charm of group owners. Surprisingly, in their early twenties, the group owner still peed his pants.

35. Looking at the cloudless sky in Wan Li, listening to the sound of flowing streams, the grass around me is swaying gently with the wind. How beautiful nature is! It's a pity that the air is polluted by a fart just released by the owner!

The owner is required to put nine horses in ten stables on average, so that the number of horses in each stable is the same. How to divide it? Answer: put nine horses in a stable, and then put nine more outside this stable!

37, cooking, call the cook; A person who keeps horses is called a groom; Those who cultivate the land are called farmers; Butchers sell meat; Martial arts, called Beowulf; If you drive, call the driver; I'm in charge of accounts, so it's up to me!

38, the posture of the stone, sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon and feeling ashamed of flowers; Yang Guifei, if she just turned her head and smiled, there were a hundred spells, and the powder and paint of six palaces disappeared without a trace; Although the group owner is not as powerful as them, as long as the group owner winks, it can still scare away thieves.

39. Reward order: If you catch a smile, you will have a happy life if you catch one winner, a happy life if you catch ten winners, and a safe and smooth life if you catch a hundred winners. The more you catch, the more rewards you get. Hurry up and laugh first!

I am afraid of losing my master, so I hold him in my arms. I want my master to stay with me forever. As soon as my master left, I felt extremely distressed. I have such deep feelings for my master that I think he will understand me, money!

4 1. Obviously, the owner is uglier than me, and the boyfriends around him are quite handsome! I was so angry that I couldn't eat for days that I had to think hard to get the answer. I can't refuse to accept this: it's not that the owner is smart and capable, but that he is cuter than me!

42. It's a pleasure to think of the group owner. Nice to meet the owner. Loving group owners is what I will always do. Taking the owner of the group to heart is what I have been doing. However, cheating group owners is only what happens.

43, the group is mainly unhappy, I manage the group owner, the group is mainly unhappy, I manage the group owner, the group is mainly unhappy, I manage the group owner, if the group owner is really in trouble, then I will turn off the phone …

44. A fat boy walked into the subway station ... as soon as he squeezed into the subway, he issued a warning of "Didi Didi" closing, and then he jumped on the platform ... Looking at tiemenguan, he complained: Oh, no, not the elevator!

45. Xiao Liu bought a parrot. In order to let the parrot learn the tongue, he kept repeating to the parrot: hey … hey … hey … the parrot is a little impatient. It opened its sleepy eyes and asked, What's the matter? The line is always busy?

46. I wish the group owner to be a happy shop assistant: I have nothing to watch duets, happy plum blossoms bloom twice, listen to good duets, get paid twice, don't have to do things at both ends, and go out for two steps. Everyone says that the group owner is stupid!

47. The nanny's voice is very loud. The host told her that all the people who came here tonight were important people, and they whispered. After dinner, the little babysitter wanted to go to bed early after cleaning up, so she leaned into the man's ear and whispered, "Then I'll go to bed first."

48. Two people are comparing who knows the rules of football better. A said, I have watched many football games! There is nothing I don't know about football! Really? A said: of course! B said: How many holes are there in the football net?

49. What happened? Just now, I dialed the mobile phone of the group owner. After the bell rings, it prompts the other party to run naked. Please redial later. I can't believe it! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service area, please redial later.

50. Zodiac get-together, with Long Dang as the general director, mice performing magic, cows tug-of-war, tigers drilling fire rings, rabbits running, snakes swimming, horses performing equestrian, sheep walking a tightrope, monkeys climbing poles, chickens singing, dogs standing guard, and finally pigs reading short messages.

5 1. Mr Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, cigarettes, gambling tickets that didn't win the prize and photos of his old lover were scattered all over the floor. In a panic, what will he cover up immediately? Wife's eyes.

52. I don't want to lament the changes in the world, nor do I want to wait for the unknown growth. On our way, I learned to be strong and independent. Without me, the group mainly takes care of itself. It's cold, don't use socks as handkerchiefs.

53. The white clouds float by, which is the trace of my owner; The sun shines, that's what I think the owner feels; Rain falls, which is the evidence that I want to be the master; There was thunder and lightning, and I prayed to heaven that my master had been hit ... ha ... ha. ...

54. Seeing that so many people like group owners, I secretly encourage myself to pursue group owners. Approaching the group owner, I finally couldn't help but vomit … stinky tofu!

55. A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love group owners." The little girl said, "Can the master be responsible for my future?" Little boy: "Of course! We are not children for a year or two! "

56. Learning Chinese means sending text messages; Learning mathematics is to count money; Learning English means pretending to be a foreign country; Studying physics is to build an atomic bomb; Learning art means drawing like a group owner without looking at the photos of my second brother!

57. The little girl loves to cry. Grandma coaxed her into saying, good boy, don't cry! When a girl cries, her face becomes ugly. The little girl really stopped crying. She looked at her grandmother for a long time and asked, Grandma, how many times have you cried since you were a child?

58. Yesterday's meteor shower, I quickly made a thousand wishes for the group owner. The thousandth wish is to wish the owner a speedy recovery from amnesia, and the hundredth wish is to hope that the owner will remember to pay me back two yuan!

59. Greeting messages are warm and true, blessing messages are gorgeous and straightforward, entertainment messages are humorous and cheerful, and prank messages are fun and easy to learn. Why are prank messages sent to group owners? Because the group owner can't learn worse!

60. Dad bought a bowl of beef Lamian Noodles on Sunday and took it home for Beibei. On Monday, Beibei showed Lily the delicious Lamian Noodles. Lily asked: Does the shopkeeper know how beef Lamian Noodles is cooked? Beibei thought about it and said, maybe it was pulled by a cow.

6 1, the group owner is low-key, simple in life, simple in thinking, and does not need rhetoric. He is a rare honest man. Fortunately, I don't fall in love with my mother, otherwise I ... I fall in love with such a foolish group owner. What a thing!

62. It was very hot this summer. Let me help you cool down. As the saying goes, peace of mind is natural and cool, and group owners can adjust their mood like this: buy a bunch of watermelons, poke them with a kitchen knife, cut them, and read a cool summer curse: I kill melons! I kill melons!

63. If there were no flowers, spring would be lonely. Without * *, the four seasons would be mediocre. If there is no me, the group owner will lose a person who cares most about the group owner! If there is no owner, the rabbit will ask: Who should I race with?

64. Hold my master in my hand, burn incense silently, and pray for the most beautiful and fragrant flowers. When 999 flowers are saved and given to the most beautiful master ... then I quickly ran away: I don't believe I can't let my master be stung by bees!

65. In the morning, Tang Priest woke up from his dream and found the Monkey King kneeling in front of his bed. He asked, "Wukong, what happened to the group owner?" The Monkey King said with tears all over his face, "Master, I beg you, can you talk in your sleep next time instead of saying spells?"

66. The teacher asked me what handsome was, and I knew it as soon as I looked in the mirror. The teacher asked me what ugliness was, and I was puzzled. I didn't know that ugliness can be so specific until I met the group owner. I'm kidding. Don't be angry.

67, don't put the handsome face of the group owner so close, be careful that my respect will affect the appetite of the group owner; The food is very good, I hope that the group owners will not be so civilized when eating; My biggest wish is that the owners can have a good price when weighing at the end of the year.

68. The autumn wind whirled in the sky on September 9, and the group owner shook his head and looked at the cool sky on September 9. It's raining hard. I stood behind my master and snickered. What are you still looking at? Give my master's blessing quickly. Idiot!

69. I have a cat at home. In winter, when the cat was asleep, I secretly put a hot water bottle under its body. In ten seconds, the cat rushed under the bed at the speed of a rocket, and its feet spread out like gray machines, which has achieved the effect of rapid cooling.

70. In hot summer, I want to be cool. I taught the group leader a private trick: first, raise your hands above your head to let your armpits dissipate heat, then touch the ground with your hands, and finally stick out your tongue and breathe hard to let your mouth dissipate heat. Do you understand?

7 1, you can snuggle in the arms of the group owner when you are tired; If you are injured, you can cry on the shoulder of the group owner. From the moment I was born, I fell in love with the group owner deeply, and I can't live without the group owner anymore. Ah, my dear bed!

72. An endless stream of people wandering in the street, who can hear who is lonely. Find a person who appreciates each other and a soul mate. The owner is unique in this universe and can't be replaced by anyone. Without the master, the world will be dark, street lamp!

73. The group owner is really awesome and knowledgeable. It can be said that the master knows everything and has a kind heart. No matter who is in trouble, the host will give whatever he wants. I want to tell the owner: my toilet is blocked, come and help me fix it!

74. In the morning, the laughter of the group owners echoed in my ears; At noon, the excitement of the group owners came to mind; At night, the faint face of the group owner came into my dream ... so I woke up with a scream! Dress up beautifully next time!

75. The short message of the group owner is as secret as a rose, and the words of the group owner are as unfathomable as algebra; This is the danger of the group owner hiding the knife in his smile, and it is a sign before the group owner kills. As a result, the group owner has a nickname-Mei Dai is unlucky.

76. The owner of the group is lying quietly in bed, emitting attractive fragrance, tender skin and attractive feeling, which makes my heart beat faster. I excitedly walked to the front of the owner, prone on the owner, affectionately said to the owner, I like the owner … my sheets!

77. This message lets the host know: First, we have the deepest feelings! Second, let the owner know that I haven't forgotten the owner! Third, what I care about most is the group owner! Fourth, eat more and sleep more, fatten up, and try to sell them before the year, and sell them at a good price!

78. A while ago, the group owner asked me to borrow money, and I lent it to the group owner very readily. The owner also promised to pay me back in a few days, and it has been several months now. Why don't the owners pay back the money? I ... I sent it to the wrong person, I'm sorry!

79. I haven't missed you for a day. It's hard not to hear from me. Knowing that the owner would be like this, I immediately sent this message to the owner. Don't be too grateful to me. Please don't say anything else, or I am anxious with the owner!

80. Send roses to the owner, Zhu Qun loves sweetness; Send the host a carnation, and Zhu Qun will be healthy forever; Send a lily to the group owner, wishing the group owner all his wishes come true; Give all the happy flowers to the group owner, and may the flowers attract … bees sting the group owner!

8 1. In spring, I think all the flowers are in full bloom, in summer, the sunshine is warm, in autumn, the fruits are ripe, and in winter, I think all the snowflakes are in blowing in the wind. After the text message was sent, I thought, buddy, it's time to pay back the money!

82. After receiving my news, the group owner will be rescued from the abyss of henpecked husband. If the wife wants the group owner to wear colorful clothes, the group owner can wear shirts. If the man is simple, the group owner can kneel down and rub the board. I am the owner of my website.

83. A county magistrate was afraid of his wife and was chased by her to hide under the bed. His wife knocked on the edge of the bed and said loudly, "Come out, come out!" " "The magistrate shrank inside and said," Man, be a gentleman, if you can't say it, you won't come out! " "

84. I admire the persistence of the group owner. Knowing that I don't like the group owner, the group owner will not give up pursuing me. Last night, the group owner sang to me and stole a kiss from me. Facing the love of the group owner, I can only say: I swear, I hate the group owner for ten thousand years! Dead mosquito!

85. We haven't seen each other for a long time. Let's invite the owner to dinner while I am free today. I am waiting for the owner in the bank near his home. Come here quickly. If the owner can't see me when he enters the bank, he will say "robbery" loudly. Understand?

86. I want to send clothes to the group owner, and the group owner is not good; Want to send drinks to the group owner, the group owner's daughter-in-law nags; Want to send candy to the owner, the owner's blood sugar rises; I want to send RMB to the group owner, but I am not well off; I can only send short messages to group owners, but unfortunately the culture of group owners is not high enough to understand!

87. If the owner is willing, I will look at the owner affectionately until the owner surrenders; If the owner is willing, I will tell him affectionately until he becomes a sheep; If the host dares, I will come all the way to support him. Does the owner dare to admit that he is a donkey?

88. When I was a child, the group owner was very beautiful, drooling in underpants, and all my friends passed through the black legs of the group owner. When he grew up, the group owner was beautiful and dozed off with black eyes. Colleagues all heard the thunder of the host, sent a short message to praise them, and didn't doze off during work hours. Try to appreciate the beauty of the master!