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The man confessed that the woman was rejected. The man sent a message to the woman in the evening and the woman came back in the afternoon. Sorry, I went to bed early yesterday, but I was too busy tod
In a woman's intuition, the more times we meet, the more trust we have. Therefore, when you are dating her, you must pay attention to the number and quality of the date, grasp the date time effectively, so that she can't delay too long at a time, so that she has a sense of freshness and expectation for you and is eager to see you again often.
(1) Stop when you make an appointment.
Many men have had this experience. He finally found a girl who is willing to date him. He thinks this opportunity is really hard to get. I wonder if there will be a next time. Therefore, even if it is only an hour's date, he hopes to extend the time and stay alone with her all the time in order to open the girl's heart. Besides, I want to tell her all my thoughts. But because the first meeting is not allowed, it is always embarrassing and time is spent.
From a man's point of view, dating is something he has been longing for for for a long time, and time passes quickly. Facing the girl I like, I always want to fully communicate with each other. Time is limited, so I can only talk about it next time.
And a woman who doesn't give you heart and soul is very sensitive to your conversation, which often leads to misunderstanding, doubt your sincerity and even disgust because of the sentence "Let's talk about it next time".
Women are very alert. In the face of a man who doesn't know much, he will always guess the other person's intention to approach her. It's hard for men to notice this. Therefore, blindly extending the appointment time can only be fatigue or boredom, and even in the end, both sides have nothing to say, which is inevitable.
Indeed, after a long time, it becomes speechless and in a static state, and can only show its embarrassment to the girl. What's the mood for such a date?
Since we know that dating can't last too long, let's improve it! When dating girls, don't waste time as before. It is wise to shorten the appointment time and increase the number of meetings. The more times you meet, the more you can consider whether the other person can cooperate with your time, or whether you can date for the other person to cooperate with her time.
If the date lasts an hour, you have to prepare in advance. Talk to each other about what to do and how to be interesting in this hour. These, we must know fairly well, and we can't be at a loss when the time comes.
If you make her notice that you can sacrifice your precious time for her, there will be a sense of reality that she values. In addition, during a short date, we talked about each other and got more affirmation. Because the time is short, if you say "goodbye" before you finish, it will definitely make her look forward to the next date.
The next date, she will put on different clothes, and you will change the date place again, and the time is very good. I believe this novelty will definitely shorten the distance between you. Of course, the solution is dead and man is alive. When you face a girl who wants to keep you, when she is not ready to leave or is interested in you, and you think it is good to stay with her for a while, it is time to say "goodbye".
(2) When necessary, cancel the original appointment for her.
Sometimes, a girl who often refuses men thousands of miles away will suddenly appear in front of you unexpectedly. But don't be too happy. This kind of unexpected meeting is not good for men. It's just that you want to associate with her, and she has to deal with it casually out of necessity. This is just your chance to get in touch again.
As the saying goes, "Nothing goes to the Three Treasures Hall." Well, there must be something wrong with her. If she wants to attract the attention of the opposite sex, she must be very confused. For a girl, confusion gives her great happiness, but on the other hand, it may also bring her trouble. Because she treats men like this, this kind of woman is naturally difficult to deal with.
If you have made an appointment with her, but something happens at home and you have to change the time, she will think it is reasonable for you to change your mind temporarily. However, if you tell her that today's date is temporary, maybe you will hit a wall. Because, she is not your prey, you tell her to go, and she boldly goes with you.
On the other hand, if she invites you, you say with an unusual expression, "Sorry, I decided to date a friend today." If she is unprepared at this time, then your answer will definitely hurt her. Plus, you don't even know the minimum manners. How can you not make her sad? So, if you make an appointment first, don't be afraid to be silent for dozens of seconds, but in the end, you rescheduled the previous appointment for her. I'm sure she will be satisfied with your change.
(3) If she is at arm's length, she will speed up her approach to you.
It is really not easy to learn to be good at treating women. When a man looks at a woman, the clearer he looks, the cuter he looks. If only a woman could be as tame as a tame lamb! How happy men will be if women are always so gentle. But unfortunately, women are not like this, and both men and women must cooperate with each other to achieve gender harmony.
Men who are respected by women are highly respected both at work and in life. In other words, we should not make trouble unreasonably and call ourselves heroes, but strengthen our self-cultivation and ability to improvise, so as to become a person with a good reputation in the public.
If you are warm to her for a while, cold for a while, far away for a while, close for a while, that is to say, treat her consciously.
Picking up girls skills
1 m: iron-faced rice. With the development of society, MM is becoming more and more fierce. Women are fiercer than tigers. It is better to put on a tough face than to be soaked by MM and not hurt by MM, and say that if you talk too much, your face is not red, and your sister's hands are sour and her eyes are blind. Sister is tired and bored, so do it. A tough face is far better than having both ability and political integrity!
Second: discount table. If the color is not attractive, it is fascinating. Don't look at MM's own marksmanship yet. No matter how beautiful and proud MM is, you can watch it at a discount. She is not necessarily docile because she is beautiful. She is a beauty, or she may be an idiot. If you don't take MM seriously, you will be half successful.
Third: Swing rice. If you want to swing the swing high, you need to exert yourself once and for all. If you succeed in getting a MM, you have to work hard at once. If you increase your strength today, you will reduce your strength tomorrow, and you can only wander in the same place.
Number 4: Eat grass and rice. In this world, as long as MM exists for one day, GG's fate will suffer for another day. Many MM dive deep, so be careful to look for clues of beautiful sharks.
Fifth place: Top hat rice. Some high-level MM can only be smoked by high-level flattery. Smoked MM is easy to attack, but you should never attack MM who often falls down. For example, you should be wary of the Tibetan rabbit kicking the eagle when the Oriental MM falls to the ground.
The sixth meter: Huanghua meter. Not only GG is hard to meet a good MM, but MM is also hard to meet a good GG. We must seize the opportunity and keep pace with the times. MM is like a yellow flower, which flies away in the blink of an eye. The project of picking up girls waits for no one.
Number 7: fork meter. No matter how good the meal is, you will always get tired of eating the same food. Only balanced nutrition is beneficial to your health. The same is true of picking up girls. But don't eat too much, and don't soak too much mm.
Eighth place: potato rice. Potatoes can grow as long as the vines extend. If you want to pick up girls, you have to pick up girls Don't hook up with n girls like you haven't hooked up with them.
Item 9: Shoot the goose. When two ancient people shot the goose and discussed how to eat it, the goose had already flown away. The purpose of shooting geese is to shoot when it is time. Inappropriate hand is a technical problem, and fast hand is an ideological problem.
10 meter: money counter. Don't worry if you can't get mm, it's better to settle for the second best and be lenient. All you have to do is keep silent and make money. When your pocket is bulging, you don't have to hit on MM, and MM will line up to hit on you. Rich GG is naturally witty, beautiful, handsome, gentleman and bachelor.
Rice 1 1: coffee rice. Picking up girls looks glamorous, and only you know the ups and downs. When there is MM, it is naturally refreshing. Excessive refreshing will inevitably lead to neurasthenia, poor diet and restless sleep. This is a typical girl-picking syndrome.
12 meter: running dog meter. This is the most commonly used tactic of GG to pick up girls in the world. Many GGs don't care about time, fame and fortune, rain or shine, and have no regrets. The running dog plan is really an unpretentious plan to pick up girls, with a recommended index of five stars.
Meter 13: Billiards meter. Although there are differences between soaking in MM and playing billiards, the purpose is the same.
Count 14: Journey to the West. One girl and three gangs, unity is strength, and most MM are powerless in front of wolves. The key to success is to determine a main force, and don't screw up your situation before hitting on girls.
Rice 15: smelly socks rice. Wearing socks that haven't been washed for a month is logically worse than wearing socks that haven't been washed for a day. GG who doesn't pick up girls for a month is logically stronger than GG who doesn't pick up girls for a day.
Count 16: Citrus meter. Even if MM is a straw bag, as long as it looks good, it is always crowded with people. Although beautiful MM is a straw bag, GG must not be a straw bag if it wants to be beautiful MM. ..
Count 17: Rogues are all talented men, so the success rate of hooligans in picking up girls has been high for thousands of years. The Book of Songs is about hooligans who pick up girls with silk, big hooligans who are promoted to a higher position and become rich, and big hooligans who are emperors.
18 instrument: butterfly instrument. You and I are the wings of a butterfly. When we land, we hug each other tightly, and when we fly, we separate. This plan is applied to beautiful women, just like a butterfly dancing. It's not that you are hot and cold to MM, but that your separation will affect MM's heart. Be tempted-a wonderful thing!
The nineteenth plan: the solution of cattle. A man with good skills can't understand cows without cows, and he will be ignorant when he meets girls. /kloc-for 0/9 years, I have been able to understand cows easily. When I see a cow, I still take it as a warning. When you see it, you act late and rarely use a knife. Skilled GG will be careful when he sees mm, and his sword is like cattle. GG gun, the girl is like a local committee. Pay special attention. Jie Niu Dao 19 years, skilled, but if the blade is new, Lang Jun doesn't know if there is a girl who has been chasing GG 19 years, and she still shoots like a teenager. Be careful, be careful, the weapon to pick up girls in the world, you have to do it!
The twentieth meter: the cake drawing meter. Painting cakes, of course, is to satisfy hunger. If you can't get MM, it's better to get a piece of MM than nothing. Lang Jun was puzzled and decided that this plan was a cake painting plan or a plum blossom dream. Finally, I decided to draw cakes, because the lover's fish has already drawn cakes, and painting cakes is definitely better than watching Mei. The taste of Wang Mei is sour, but bad teeth are not good. It is easier to draw cakes than to pick up girls. No, we draw cakes for the New Year.
The second plan: Tang poetry project. I am familiar with 300 Tang poems. If you can't recite poems, you commit adultery. Students in love say that the genius of picking up girls is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. You have paid 99% of your sweat, and you are almost a genius. Picking up girls is a technical job. You didn't pick up girls? It's not that you are unlucky, but that you are not skilled. There is a poem that proves that it is just noon to pick up girls, and sweat drips down the soil. Who knows it's hard to pick up mm.
The second meter: toilet meter. I didn't teach you to peek at the toilet, mm, do you want to go to the toilet while holding SN, or do you just want to smoke a cigarette quietly? then what Leave, of course. Who wants to stay in the toilet all his life? You have many reasons to pick up girls and many reasons to get rid of the girls you have picked up. Alas! That is the reality. It is GG's sorrow and MM's sorrow to plan to dump girls before picking up girls.
The second and third rice: apple rice. When an apple hit his head, Newton first thought of gravity. Before MM passes by, you should study like a cow GG and think of hitting on her for the first time. Everything in the world is connected, and the theorem of gravity applies to the theorem of picking up girls. GG always feels gravity when beautiful MM passes by. The success of picking up girls is directly proportional to GG quality and inversely proportional to distance. You can't improve your quality for a while, so you can only try to get closer. You get the moon first near the water, and you get the girl first near GG. In fact, it is quite lonely that no one accosts MM. It is a crime to make a MM lonely. If you don't believe me, we can do an experiment on Oriental MM, and we won't say hello to Oriental MM for a day to see how Oriental MM reacts. However, this agreement may not be reached. Oriental MM is too attractive to wolves.
The second and fourth plan: small fresh plan. Governing the country is like cooking a little fresh food, and picking up girls is like governing the country. Lao Tzu's words don't mean that governing a big country is as easy as cooking a small fish, but that when cooking a small fish, you can't turn it all the time, it will turn the fish over, and you are talking about doing nothing. Picking up girls has reached the realm of inaction. Of course, you can pick up whoever you want. However, inaction is too difficult. For a beginner GG, you just need to remember to think twice before you speak or do anything, cut the crap and do less business. Every word and everything should have a good effect of picking up girls. Scratching MM's itch is like cooking small and fresh. You don't read much, but you get twice the result with half the effort.
Plan 25: Overlord Plan. Lang Jun did not ask GGs to review the criminal law and engage in rape. Tenderness is not lethal to many MM at all, so it needs a bully to bow hard. Junior high school physics textbooks remind us that the resistance to picking up girls is constant, so the greater the intensity of picking up girls, the faster the speed of picking up girls. Of course, when you use the overlord's power, you will definitely meet MM's resistance. You must use more power than the resistance, otherwise MM will not give in. Can we use the bully plan? You can take a quiz. She was walking arm in arm with a man in the street. Dare you hold her face and kiss her? If not, I suggest you use the twentieth plan.
The second and sixth beats: the sleep beat. If picking up girls is sluggish, have a good sleep. You miss her so much that she won't know at all. She can be a master to her face and a pig behind her back. Go to sleep, and tomorrow you can tell her cheerfully that she didn't sleep last night, which will make her feel drums. GG, who can't even sleep well, can't soak well. It can be said that sleeping is the only criterion to test the psychological quality of picking up girls.
Twenty-seventh meter: happiness meter. If you want to pick up a girl, you have to go to Happy E's. Tired eyes are green and your mouth is oily, so you can pick up girls. MM always likes humorous GG. How did Liang Jinsong find Fu Mingxia? Fu Mingxia said that Liang was humorous. MM is very happy with you. At this time, if you kick MM out, she won't leave. It is suggested that Happy Edition hold a Happy GG contest, and whoever wins the ranking can start picking up girls.
Plan 28: Tooth Girl Plan: Without a matchmaker, Zhang Sheng can't be An Yingying; Without Wang Po, Ximen Qing couldn't make Pan Jinlian. The power of intermediary is really powerful. Don't let GG match it for you, there are too many lessons from shoplifting. Lang Jun once discussed it with MM when he was studying. If Zhang Sheng is the matchmaker and Ximen Qing is Wang Po, what will the world be like?
The second and ninth plan: Qiu Hongji. Su Dongpo warned his niece that the common way to pick up girls in the world is: people are like Qiu Hong, and things are like spring dreams. Spring dream is the last of the three or six schemes, as explained below. People are like Qiu Hong. He said it is necessary to be honest when picking up girls. Although a woman's nickname is retarded, she always feels very sensitive, honest and dishonest. She can feel it. The Doctrine of the Mean says that a sincere person is self-contained.
The thirtieth meter: the lottery meter. The lottery is to win the prize, although the possibility of winning the prize is very small. Finding a good MM is almost as difficult as winning the lottery. Some GGs didn't see the rabbit and didn't scatter the eagle, and some GGs eagle vomited blood and still didn't catch the rabbit, but in order to get the right MM, GGS went wave after wave. Watching lottery tickets and watching bubble classics can only stabilize the mentality, and there is always a similar feeling. A simple question of probability, a well-built MM is one in a hundred, a beautiful MM is one in a hundred, a educated MM is one in a hundred, the cube of one hundred is one million, and a good girl is one in a million! . Lang Jun advised that a lottery ticket with five dollars is also a lottery ticket, and a girl with 60 points is also a girl.
The third measure: drunkenness. Wine is a matchmaker, and it is easy for MM to finish drinking wine. But now many GGs don't live up to expectations, can't drink mm. Sad ing, and don't want to say more.
Third and second meters: gram meters. Dung beetles pushes dung balls, Wu Dalang plays night owls, and what grade GG soaks what grade MM, which is generally the case. You want to eat moth meat, and finally you don't even eat fly shit. Envy of cow dung with flowers is a normal psychological reaction. But don't underestimate cow dung, he must have something extraordinary. Lai Han married a fairy wife, and the surface scenery, that Lai Han secretly did not know how much suffering, Lai Han who can marry a fairy wife, is not far from the great man.
Third, third plan: clumsy plan. Guo Jing applied defensive tactics to the extreme, so his martial arts were perfect, and Huang Rong became a bubble. You can't use this plan unless you have great wisdom. Teacher Lang also mentioned this phenomenon just now. He can really reach the level of agility and clumsiness. You can be his teacher without teaching him how to pick up girls. Lang Jun has never seen a really stupid boy get a good MM.
The third and fourth meters: bell jar. When a girl is lonely, it is inevitable that she will have an affair, so you should always be afraid of being impregnable. Being a monk clinks the bell every day, and soaking in MM every day will please MM every day, but now MM is quite complicated. Even if you are glad for her every day, she will inevitably throw herself at other GGs, but if you are kind to her, she will throw herself at other GGs less often. Alas! In this world, the MM with few walls is a good MM,
The third and fifth meter: wine storage meter. Lang Jun never puts his wine in one place, otherwise he will empty the bottle when he drinks it. The common method is to store a wine somewhere and b wine somewhere, and ... girls hate it when they use it, so they often need some spare ones. Somewhere, MM A, MM B, somewhere ...
The third and sixth meter: flying wing meter. Su Dongpo explained this to his niece: "Things are like spring dreams." Li Bai said sternly, "When you do something, you brush off your clothes, hide and become famous." . GG often sings a poem, walking through thousands of flowers, leaving the leaves untouched. Mr. Lang knows this well, so he counts this as a plan of rolling capacity. Thirty-six plans is the best policy, but he still flies fast!
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