What are the interesting words?

Interesting words can make us relaxed and happy! Let's see what's interesting! Here are some interesting words I collected and arranged for you. Welcome to read!

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but standing in front of you and not being able to say:? I love you? .

2) There are only two kinds of people in this world: the deceiver and the deceived.

3) Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

4) Live well, because we will die for a long time!

5) people are not smart and bald like others! !

6) Don't come to me for nothing, let alone everything.

7) It is better to have a fight with a smart person than to talk to someone.

8) XP is not arrogant, you think I am DOS!

9) BMW didn't touch me, msn touched you to death! w

10) can't sleep for a long time in the morning; Sleep at night!

The latest anecdote: 1) Big Brother, I heard that the meat of Second Brother is more expensive than that of Master-

2) Women please themselves, while men pity themselves!

3) Bald donkey, dare to challenge the original class teacher?

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

5) Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

6) Looking for her in the crowd, walking on the road, suddenly looking back and looking around, there are countless aunts.

7) As long as the hoe dances well, there is no wall that cannot be dug down.

8) Jacky Cheung didn't kiss anything else, and we didn't even kiss.

9) One day, persimmons and pears argued about who was sexy. Please comment on passing peaches. Peach said disdainfully, Gee, are you still so sexy? Come here! Look at my body hair! ! !

10) Wukong sucks on the ground with a magnet. Friar Sand said, Brother, what are you looking for? Wukong: Hey! I dropped my golden hoop, and it didn't take long to grow!

1 1) A group of space tourists landed on a strange planet, and God Xiao Lisi warned. Never pee here. If you are not careful, you will create a new world. ?

12) in court, Xiao Qiang stood in the dock, and the judge asked majestically, "Xiao Qiang, why have you been making counterfeit money? Xiao Qiang said very grievance: Your Honor, if I can make real money, will I still make counterfeit money?

13) At lunch time, Xiao Ming pushed the bowl in front of Xiao Gang. Try the rice I brought. Xiao Gang scooped up a big spoon and put it in his mouth. Xiao Ming added:? How's it going? It's been two days. Can I still eat?

14) As soon as I stuttered for dinner, the young lady stammered with a bottle of XO and asked, how much is it? Miss:? Thousands. ? Miss panda Kaikai stammered, plopped open the lid, and stammered: What joke?

15) the girl said to her lover, you haven't sent me flowers for a long time. The boy said, ah, what flowers do you like? The girl is angry: we have been together for so long, don't you know? I like it? Have money to spend? Hmm!

16) Xiao Zhang was fired by his boss, and Xiao Wang asked why. Xiao Zhang said sadly, there is no way. There are two reasons. The boss says I can't do anything serious. The boss says I can't do anything serious.

17) The male horse rushed to the female donkey with a divorce certificate and said happily, Hey! I'm finally leaving! The donkey sighed, alas, we can look forward to this day! Mule! Come here, this is your father!

18) Cobra is highly myopic. After the first date with the elephant, Cobra said to the elephant's nose, Hey, it's very kind of you to bring such a big pig!

19) The police officer who executed the death penalty walked into the cell and announced the order to the prisoner while shaking his raincoat. The prisoner said in surprise, it's raining so hard to go to the execution ground. The officer said, what do you have to complain about? I have to come back in the rain!

20) A Qiang went to the psychological clinic for a test, and the male doctor said that there was good news and bad news. I've seen your test results. You're gay! A Qiang: My God! What's the good news? The male doctor said shyly, I think you are so handsome!

Interesting words: 1) A middle-aged man is in the shop? Pants? He's holding a pair of underwear? I looked at the trousers carefully and suddenly asked, Do you look good in them? I only heard the salesgirl say angrily, Go home and ask your wife!

2) On a full moon night, at the top of Huashan Mountain, I am alone and have a far-reaching vision. I have an object in my hand, facing the sky, pulling back and stretching. After running three times, I looked up and shouted: there is no signal here!

3) My husband came home from work and found his wife lying in bed. The husband asked with concern: Wife, are you uncomfortable? The wife nodded. Husband quickly comforted: you don't have to worry about cooking, I'll take you back to the kitchen later!

4) On the train, a white woman and a black woman are nursing their baby. "Mom, mom," the white baby stopped to play the woman, "I want chocolate milk, too."

5) ? I just smoke a little more. Later, I watched a health program on TV, saying that smoking is harmful to health and easy to die suddenly. Scared me. I have given up smoking and stopped watching this program since I came here. ?

6) What is the reason for the fight between the coal seller and the egg seller? The egg seller said, is there anyone like him? I shouted: eggs, he immediately: sold coal (no)!

7) A student is having a physical examination for vocational school entrance. ? Excuse me, do you often stutter like this? The doctor asked. ? No, no, not often, only when talking, only when talking! ?

8) Two spoiled brats got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. Meatball said shyly, I hate it, you don't even know people when they take off their clothes!

9) A lazy cat went crazy after a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the cat took care of the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became fat. The mouse was very moved: Why is my dear so kind to me? Hey, hey, the cat said with a smile, you'll know when you get fat.

10) An old lady loved playing mahjong. After her death, her children offered to send mahjong with her, but a woman was very worried: what if she called us because she was short of hands?

1 1) When you were walking on the road, a bitch jumped on you, bit off a piece of meat from your foot and swallowed it quickly. When you put out your foot to kick it, the dog said with tears, fight, anyway, I already have your flesh and blood in my stomach!

A little girl called the radio station and ordered a song for her mother. Moderator: Why do you want to order a song for her mother? Little girl: Mom works hard every day, so she can have a good rest on weekends. She needs to find me all kinds of homework. Take me to see all kinds of mentors. The host was very moved and said that she was very sensible and a good boy of her mother, so she asked her what song she wanted. Little girl:? Why do women embarrass women? ? Interesting text message

13) foreigners learn Chinese reading comprehension: Xiao Wang gives the boss a red envelope. Boss:? What do you mean? Xiao Wang:? Nothing, meaning meaning. ? Boss:? This is not interesting enough for you. ? Xiao Wang:? Nothing, nothing. ? Boss:? You are really interesting. ? Xiao Wang:? Actually, there is no other meaning. Please explain everything that appears in the text. Meaning? What do you mean, respectively?

14) Women are like eggs, hard on the outside, pure on the inside and yellow on the inside! Men are like mangoes, yellow outside and yellow inside. ..

15) I was idle in the office today, playing with magnets, and was seen by the leader. The leader reached out and took it. What happened? With a whoosh, the magnet was suddenly attracted by the leader's gold ring.

16) I remember that after the college entrance examination that year, I knew that I didn't do well in the exam, so I told my father truthfully that my exam results were not satisfactory and so on. Father said helplessly:? If not, just repeat it. ? At this time, the grandfather sitting on the side said angrily, if you don't take the exam, you won't take it. What poison should you take? ! ?

17) Xiaoming asked his father to tell him a story. Dad said do you want to listen to the long one or the short one? Xiaoming: Dragon! Dad:? Once upon a time, there was a fly. Hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum. . . ? Xiaoming:? Dad, you'd better make a long story short! Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly, hum, bang!

18) My money is always wet, because he always cries badly when he gives me money.

19) when love becomes the past tense, another love comes, but it is the past tense. Another love came, and finally it became a thing of the past. Life is like climbing over, and you can reach it in the end!