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A person goes to the hospital for an injection and sends a message to a circle of friends.
2. Eat western food when you have a stomachache, buy clothes when it is cold, get an injection when you are sick, pick up bricks when you walk at night, and chew with your teeth when the bottle cap won't open. It's not impossible for a person.
3. Lovelorn and cold meet unexpectedly, and I find that cold is worse than lovelorn.
4. When you feel sleepy after intravenous drip, you can set yourself an alarm clock and call it every 15 minutes, so you can sleep peacefully.
I caught a cold today, so annoying. When I have to take injections and medicine, I feel very uneasy. I am not in tune for talk. I want to be a cold person.
6. Buy medicine. If taking medicine can solve the problem, there is no need to open a hospital.
7. Facts have proved that infusion is a good loss. Don't play with your mobile phone with a big face. It's a trivial matter to hit your face and nose, but it's not good to hit flowers and plants!
8. Well, if you want to work hard in Shanghai, you all have to be good! Rola Chen, you should get better quickly and go to school early. A cold is really painful!
9. My brother is really an angel baby. Taking him for an injection, he not only didn't cry, but also happily learned to write for a while after the injection. Wukong can read today and learn everything.
10. I feel sleepy if I want to drink water and go to the toilet.
1 1. Today is another day for intravenous drip. When will the days of nutrient solution infusion end?
12. I have been opposed to the hospital since that year, fearing that the hospital could not change the disease. I know I'm afraid of drawing blood for injection, but I'm really scared and can't sleep.
13. Today, the baby was vaccinated and had a physical examination. His height is 2 cm long and his weight is 1 kg. Haha, the baby grew up healthily and didn't cry after the injection. He is very brave and great! However, the baby should remember to supplement calcium.
14. "It's raining hard outside. I will give you an umbrella. Don't catch a cold. " "What about you?" "I want to take a taxi"
15. A person's brain Ct took a photo of a person testing infusion. I'm not afraid, boasting that I'm too brave.
16. I really haven't had an injection for many years. Today, I took venous blood, had a skin test and had an intravenous drip.
17. Take the baby to get the second dose of hepatitis B vaccine today. Ha, the baby has been sleeping, and didn't cry after the injection, as if the pillow had been pulled out ... hey, what a nice little cotton-padded jacket!
18. One should not learn from other people's diseases. No one called a nurse for you after the intravenous drip. I don't know when the blood will return. Today, I was forced to be hospitalized for intravenous drip, dragging the infusion pole around the hospital looking for nurses.
19. Caught a cold! "Take medicine!" Don't eat, bitter! "Go for an injection!" No pain!
A person went to the hospital for an injection and made friends. Only when he is ill does he know how important health is.
22. Once I got caught in the rain, I had a headache, a cold and felt uncomfortable.
23. It hurts like being slapped on the back of your hand. It's time to get back to speed. Not yet. I need infusion again.
24. A person named Qiuhua's mother started class. It is always bad for children to have a cold, fever and cough. Most of them are fake. Have a casual meal.
25. Take medicine consciously when you are sick. I haven't used it to take medicine since I was a child. Not afraid of injections and infusions is really a highlight of me.
26. I'm going to have an injection soon. I feel very scared. I have been afraid of injections since I was a child.
27. I told him that I would accompany him to the injection tomorrow, and he was glad that I went the next day naively.
I hate being sick. Hate to drink medicine. Hate injections. I hate infusion, I hate everything, but I'm short of someone.
29. Go on, it's a bit bleak to be alone in the outpatient infusion ~
30. Come back to life! Even the nurse who pulled out the needle said, "I still have to take an intravenous drip to retire ~" It seems that my ass has little effect on me!
3 1. You are ill and I want to care, but what qualifications do I have? Ha ha.
32. I want to cry when I hear that my child is crying because he is afraid of injection, and his nose is full of tears.
33. I was ill for a week, and finally it was the last day of infusion. I had four injections. I will definitely drink more water, eat more fruits and vegetables and not eat snacks in the future.
34. It turns out that the hospitals in the motherland are so spectacular that there are no beds for infusion. At first glance, there is no margin and there are many people. A person's sad moment is gone forever.
35. I made an appointment for an injection on the 5th of next month, but it seems impossible. I don't know when I can go back to Chongqing if this drags on.
You are the only one who takes care of me when I am sick and uncomfortable. Only you understand me. Sister, thank you!
37. "I like injections best." I think he may be watching the start of school, and his homework has not been finished yet!
38. I won't take intravenous drip tomorrow. I choose to sleep. If I can handle it, I won't take the anti-inflammatory injection. There is nothing I can't carry.
39. In a sense, I may be left-handed, so the next time you want to inject blood and needles, please tie up your right hand and kneel down!
40. There are no difficulties in life. No one in life is inseparable. If you are not cherished and valued, learn to turn around beautifully.
Go to eat Haidilao hot pot alone and make friends.
A psychological copy of a person going to eat Haidilao hot pot to make friends (I) 1. What should I do if I don't eat hot pot rice noodles, spicy hot pot barbecue, fish with Chinese sauerkraut, roast duck cake and beef noodles in winter?
2. eat hot pot! The happiest thing is to eat hot pot with my family! Fat is fat! Happiness is the most important thing!
I love this steaming world.
4. I am responsible for rinsing and you are responsible for eating.
I'm so fucking greedy that I want to go to Chongqing to eat hot pot in winter!
6. What is more sad than eating hot pot alone is that a person has no money to eat hot pot.
7. Nothing can't be solved by a hot pot. If there are, then two.
8. It's really suitable to eat hot pot in snowy days, as long as you don't keep yourself awake like me.
9. Wear your favorite sweater and dye your favorite hair color in winter. You can also eat hot pot, sugar fried chestnuts, baked sweet potatoes, wear windbreakers and scarves every day.
10. The taste is an extreme. Before it enters the throat, it is full of fragrance, but it still has no taste, which is extraordinary.
1 1. Winter is the best time to eat hot pot with you.
12. Cook a pot until the end of time.
13. It is said that winter is more suitable for eating hot pot.
14. Happy hot pot, fat beef rolls will tell you.
15. Hot pot barbecue, a food that kills time and patience, can only be eaten with the people you love most.
16. Winter mode is on! The happiest thing in winter is that friends get together to eat hot pot!
17. I can't help but want to eat spicy strips, hot pot and hot soup ... for too long. Still have to exercise restraint.
18. We should eat hot pot mutton in winter, and the northern one is better. No matter how good the south is, it is not home after all, but my northwest.
19. One person eats hot pot, one person eats Korean food, one person eats Japanese food, and one person eats Lazar, so he will never feel uncomfortable because of loneliness again. I think I'm used to this life.
20. I'm in a bad mood, and the hot pot is very spicy.
A person goes to Haidilao to eat hot pot and make friends (2)1. Eat hot pot in winter and barbecue in summer. Everything is fine except my girlfriend! What a fuss, pancake fruit and beautiful girl, I never expected, la la la la.
22. Haidilao tonight.
23. It's delicious! It's been snowing outside since I got up this morning. I ate a hot pot with heavy snow at noon! Today's spicy pot and Sam sun pot are so happy!
24. It is the source power for me to experience the brilliance of life. Go through fire and water.
Eating hot pot makes me happy, and I am twice as happy today.
26. You watch me eat spicy hot pot, and I don't know whether it's spicy that makes me blush or my heart is pounding.
27. Hot pot restaurants are very popular and enjoyable to eat. A few pots of beef were eaten in an instant! It's time to eat hot pot with bare arms in winter!
28. Autumn is coming in the south. When the cold wind blows, I think of the days when I ate hot pot in Beijing in winter.
29. I want to eat Regan Noodles hot pot in the evening. That super spicy hotpot. It's very cold. Come out for hot pot.
30. I really want to eat barbecue, mala Tang, barbecue, delicious food and hot pot.
3 1. You can never wake a person lying in bed, but hot pot can.
32. It's cold, I don't want to eat hot pot alone!
Why do I want to eat hot pot again? I don't like hot pot very much. How many times have you eaten hot pot this semester?
34. For foodies, rainy days are equivalent to eating hot pot.
35. I'm not bragging. I'm wearing all my clothes and my hands are still cold. I can only hope for hot pot! Hot pot! Hot pot! Hot pot!
36. Eating vegetarian dishes in hot pot will definitely not make you fat.
37. The temperature drops suddenly and it is cold, which is suitable for eating hot pot. Hot air is the warmest.
38. I want to eat hot pot with my date tomorrow. Do you have any good dating recommendations?
39. Why are there little fat cows and sheep eating hot pot, but there are no little fat pigs, because little fat pigs eat little fat cows and sheep around the table.
40. It snows in Beijing ~! However, for foodies, snowy days are the same as eating hot pot ~!
A person goes to eat hot pot in Haidilao and sends a message about the feelings of friends circle (Chapter 3) 4 1. Go to eat beef hotpot with the leader. The leader gave me a big piece of beef tendon and said it was delicious. Then I was still chewing the beef tendon until I paid the bill.
42. Hot pot glugs, and my heart is pounding.
43. Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery and delicious food.
44. People who can eat hot pot together must be from the same world.
45. Traditional snacks have been handed down to this day, and friends from all over the world come to taste them. No matter whether you are used to eating or not, your face is full of smiles! Beijing Roast Duck Zhajiang Noodles and Tianjin Steamed Buns are well-known, Hubei vermicelli is praised by everyone, and Chongqing Hot Pot is full of praise! Yunhe is a powerful country with an ancient civilization of 5,000 years, and its historical sites are amazing. Chinese descendants have a good meal!
46. It is said that hot pot is more suitable for eating in snowy days, so who wants to eat hot pot with me? I am in charge of eating, and he is in charge of paying the bill.
47. I like hot pot, and I like you better.
48. It's a good idea to eat hot pot to warm up in cold weather!
49. There are hot hot pots all around, which are warm and harmonious. The only son I miss is gone! It's almost winter vacation!
50. The first frost came and floated, and the fish fell asleep. Clear lake has withered lotus leaves and white reeds. Old people and children gathered around the stove, and the whole family went into battle to rinse hot pot. May friends at the beginning of frost have a happy family, eat, drink and enjoy a happy life!
5 1. There are poems in the belly, arrogance in the belly, and hot pot in the belly, which is refreshing.
52. Put those who are in a bad mood in a hot pot and feel that life suddenly becomes interesting.
53. Every time I eat hot pot, I know that I have diarrhea. Immortality is one of my …
54. Love words can be said slowly, and hot pot must be eaten quickly.
55. Without dreams, the soul will be weightless, and without hot pot, the soul will be lost.
56. I don't have a copy, I just want to continue.
57. You are a comfortable relationship that I can eat hot pot all my life.
58. High-end ingredients often require only the simplest cooking methods. After working for two hours, Master Chen decided to eat hot pot.
59. Last Valentine's Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I swear I will leave them next year. As a result, I did it, and now I am only a bachelor.
60. Put the bad mood in February into the fat cow and eat it with the bottom of the wok and delicious peanut butter.
Sick, fever, injections, friends circle
Illness, fever, injection, friends circle sentence 1. After three days of infusion, I was bruised for half a month, and the back of my hand was as painful as being slapped, so I recovered my speed. I'm not ready yet, and it's time for infusion.
2. In the indoctrination of loneliness ... it's really good to get married and have company.
3. Acute gastroenteritis just hung up, and the emergency doctor asked me to have an infusion. I said, why should I do this? Doctor: You've eaten too much recently, overeating.
You give me an injection and I'll give you a haircut. The school canteen is still delicious! I didn't eat, so I saved my stomach for milk tea.
My son was vaccinated when he was two years old. I said, "If the baby doesn't cry after the injection, it will hurt a little. Aunt should give it a pat." The son echoed and said, "Aunt, give it a pat", and then he was really brave and didn't cry. My son really grew up and jumped up the steps with his feet.
6. When I am with you, I can go to the hospital alone, and I can take intravenous drip and prescribe medicine alone, so I should be fine without you.
7. Am I really experiencing the eighty-one difficulty? Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain after the injection! Tears of pain welled up while sleeping.
8. The doctor said you can't leave until you change the medicine. I'm alive and kicking in the morning. Why do I have to wait for an infusion? I really don't want to stay in the hospital. I'm suffocating.
9. The experience of illness is to know how to meet step by step.
10. I hate injections to take medicine, and I am most afraid of lightning and thunder.
1 1. I really haven't had an injection for many years. Today, I took venous blood, had a skin test and had an intravenous drip.
12. I'm afraid of injections, but I have tattoos. When I am dying, I love you so much.
13. The way the baby is sick and infused really makes me feel heartbroken and suffocated.
14. Being sick is very melodramatic. They are always afraid of injections and will feel dizzy and vomit because of hypoglycemia. There's nobody there.
15. She caught a cold and you sweated a lot. You took care of everything when you served tea and medicine. I have a cold, I tell you. You responded coldly: it's none of my business, I can't cure it.
16. Well, it's time to work hard in Shanghai. You all have to be good! Rola Chen, you should get better quickly and go to school early. A cold is really painful!
17. I suddenly got used to a person. I don't feel sick. I need company. I'm afraid of injections. Is it because I am mature?
18. What a brave baby. At first I thought I wouldn't cry after the injection, but I didn't hold back at last.
19. Caught a cold! Your eyes are crying! Have a fever! In the hospital! Did you get an injection? Infusion! Scared to cry! Ha ha! Comfortable this time!
20. I took my aunt's baby for an injection today. The baby is a good boy. I didn't cry even after the injection or blood test. Sister nurse said, baby, you are so white. The baby cried at once and I smiled.
My baby is very brave. He stopped crying after the injection. He is very calm. I also weighed the baby by the way, weighing 20 Jin. Come on, baby, grow up healthily!
22. If you always sneeze. Don't always think about where: who is scolding you? Who's thinking about you? Let me tell you something. Obviously, you have a cold.
23. The house is a mess. The poor husband is alone in the hospital for infusion and wants to go back to Beijing to look after him. At least both sides are peaceful.
24. Mi Bao came to get the flu vaccine and agreed to get it. Very sensible to say: the baby does not cry, the baby is very brave. I really didn't cry during the injection, and I said goodbye to the nurse aunt before I left.
25. I feel cold and my heart is cold. The thought of people in pain makes my body stiff. For my day, my heart and my body, you should get better and get better as soon as possible!
26. Take the baby for vaccination. As the date approached, my legs trembled and my heart panicked. I've had so many injections myself, and I've never been so scared.
27. I have been ill for many days, and I feel weak and lifeless after taking medicine by infusion.
28. People, don't get sick if you live alone. Think about how miserable it is for you to buy your own medicine and injection.
29. I was ill for a week, and finally it was the last day of infusion. I had four injections. I will definitely drink more water, eat more fruits and vegetables and not eat snacks in the future.
30. One sees a doctor, one has an intravenous drip, one has a meal, one goes to the theatre and one works overtime. You don't have nothing. You still have a job. You can support yourself.
3 1. I'm going to have an injection soon. I feel very scared. I have been afraid of injections since I was a child.
32. There is a sense of powerlessness and helplessness called a cold, fever and runny nose!
33. I was sick and cried, and now I am in pain, you don't know.
34. What is loneliness? Is a person in the hospital, infusion for eight hours every day, holding an infusion bottle to cook, blood back, and then not strong, only eager to be collected, cared for and loved.
35. When I went to the hospital for an injection, the nurse asked me if I was afraid of pain. I bravely said: not afraid! Then she found me an intern nurse.
36. Married, sick or a person to go to the hospital, a person infusion, no one to accompany, everything is their own.
37. If you have a cold, you are afraid of bitterness when taking medicine, pain when taking injections, and wasting time when infusion.
38. It is an unbreakable law that you will get sick every vacation, and the spirit of taking medicine and injections every day may be exhausted again.
39. If the sunflower can't find a smile, then the sun will always accompany the sunflower.
40. I had something to do yesterday. I took my baby for an injection today! The baby doesn't move or cry! I went to draw blood today. My baby is the best, my baby is the bravest! Everyone is sleeping soundly now! ! ! Mom must give you the best! !
A short sentence of giving an injection to a circle of friends in the middle of the night
Give a shot to a circle of friends in the middle of the night 1. A cold is a very sad disease, but when you arrive, nothing will happen.
2. Take medicine consciously when you are sick. I haven't used it to take medicine since I was a child. I am not afraid of injections and infusions, which is really a highlight of me.
This little nurse gave me an injection again today. I was scared when I saw it. The sweat of one hand is still tormenting me.
4. Get up, get up, a new day begins. I'm going to get an injection later, and then I'll pack my things. I'm going to start school.
I hope you are all right, not sick or worried.
6. Is it against the current this month? It's so sad, even if I have a fever and an injection, I can feel how happy I am to be alive while I am healthy.
7. If the sunflower can't find a smile, then the sun will always accompany the sunflower.
8. I was ill for a week, and finally it was the last day of infusion. I had four injections. I will definitely drink more water, eat more fruits and vegetables and not eat snacks in the future.
9. I made an appointment for an injection on the 5th of next month, but it seems impossible. I wonder when I can go back to Chongqing.
10. A person is so sleepy that he can't close his eyes and rest, because there is no one to give you an intravenous drip.
1 1. When you feel sleepy after intravenous drip, you can set yourself an alarm clock and call it every 15 minutes, so that you can sleep peacefully.
12. Infusion is boring, poor and sick, really bankrupt.
13. Married, sick or going to the hospital alone, infusion alone, no one to accompany, everything is your own.
14. I got urticaria in the middle of the night and went to the hospital for infusion. I feel very depressed.
15. It is said that you are not afraid to give an injection while covering your eyes.
16. Caught a cold! "Take medicine!" Don't eat, bitter! "Go for an injection!" No pain!
17. I'm really sick. It is normal for me to have a cold and a fever. I'm too lazy to get an injection now. Just take some medicine.
18. When I went to the hospital for an injection, the nurse asked me if I was afraid of pain. I bravely said: not afraid! Then she found me an intern nurse.
19. I stayed up until two o'clock every day and started to get sick on the first day of the holiday. My left arm hurts like a cramp.
No matter where I go, I will cherish every scenery around me.
Give a shot in the middle of the night and send it to a circle of friends. Only when you are ill in hospital can you see clearly that those people care about you.
22. The house is a mess. The poor husband is alone in the hospital for infusion and wants to go back to Beijing to look after him. At least both sides are peaceful.
23. I wanted to go to the toilet and found that no one was holding the infusion bag or bottle for me.
I told him that I would accompany him to the injection tomorrow, and he was glad that I went the next day naively.
25. If you always sneeze. Don't always think about where: who is scolding you? Who's thinking about you? Let me tell you something. Obviously, you have a cold.
26. Whenever there is a holiday, a cold or something comes, which is more punctual than my period.
27. After 22 hours of continuous pain and 15 hours of continuous infusion consultation, I finally came back to life.
28. Maybe everyone he met cherished the summer when he was given intravenous drip to maintain his life.
29. In a sense, I may be left-handed, so the next time you want to inject blood and needles, please tie up your right hand and kneel down!
30. Take the baby to a physical examination and get vaccinated today. The doctor of physical examination is so cute that he has been teasing the baby. It's the first time I met such a gentle doctor. The baby doesn't cry after the injection. What a strong boy.
3 1. Take the baby for vaccination. As soon as I arrived, my legs shook and I panicked. I've had so many injections myself, and I've never been so scared.
32. After injection. If you have any allergic reaction, you should tell the doctor in time.
People, don't get sick if you live alone. Think about how miserable it is for you to buy your own medicine and injection.
I felt a little better last night, but I felt terrible when I got up in the morning. I feel a little cold and uncomfortable. I hope the infusion will come soon, so that I can sleep.
35. Once I got caught in the rain, I had a headache, a cold and felt uncomfortable.
36. My brother is really an angel baby. Taking him for an injection, he not only didn't cry, but also happily learned to write for a while after the injection. Wukong can read today and learn everything.
37. I just asked for it. When I first came to Beijing, I had to stay alone in the hospital for infusion until late at night. My watch is not finished yet.
38. Eat western food when you have a stomachache, buy clothes when it is cold, get an injection when you are sick, pick up bricks when you walk at night, and chew with your teeth when the bottle cap can't be unscrewed. It's not impossible for a person.
39. On the second day after the injection, I felt weak, my arm ached, I felt dizzy and nauseous, and I was still talking nonsense.
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