What is good to send a text message to your girlfriend?

Woman: "Where?"

Man: "to your heart"

Man: "Your legs must be very tired!" " "

Woman: "Why?"

Man: "Because you've been running in my head all day."

Man: Look at the label on her shirt.

Woman: "What are you doing?"

Man: "I don't know if you are made in heaven."

I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me?

Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job.

Man: "Miss, can you lend me five dollars?"

Woman: "What are you going to do?"

Man: "I'm going to call my mother and tell her that I saw a peerless beauty today!" " "

Man: "It's raining heavily today."

Woman: "Yes."

Man: "That's because God is pouring water for you."

Man: "trust me ... I will make you the second happiest person in the world!" " "

Woman: "Why not be the first one ..." (pretending to be cute)

Man: "with you ... I am the happiest person!" " "

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly. ...

I can't eat in the morning because I miss you; I can't eat at noon because I miss you more; I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily; I can't sleep at night because ... I'm hungry.

A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course! We are not children for a year or two! "

If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you

You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you through hard work, damn it! Only to find that our wings are on the same side.

Know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A, miss you B, miss you C, miss you D, miss you E, all of the above.

Weather forecast: I sometimes miss you from morning till day, and then it becomes a wild dream in the afternoon. My mood is expected to drop by five degrees. Affected by the prolonged low pressure area, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

I dreamed of you last night: we walked by the river and snuggled together. You looked up at my eyes and spit out three words affectionately ... woof woof woof.

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

"Honey, the meal is ready. On cookware pages 2 15 and 3 17. "

If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink, I will die.

If the government stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I would rather that person is you, and I have no regrets until I die! But the government has no regulations ... then forget it!

You are the sun in my heart, but it's a pity to go down the mountain; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north of Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

Last night, I sent you a mosquito to tell you that I miss you very much and ask it to kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you now! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

I can't promise. I can't promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

Personals, male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later.

It is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: you are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth gently, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

Feelings are in arrears, love stops, promises are empty, trust is closed, care is not connected, beauty is not in the service area, everything is suspended, and life is completely frozen!

Maybe the ending without ending is the best ending ... I will cherish this ending all my life because you gave me a "good mood"!

May you have: the songs in spring are cheerful; The heart in summer is hot; The significance of autumn is profound; Love in winter is pure. In the future journey of life, always keep yourself!

I know I am destined to have endless melancholy with you, but I don't know how to take back my heart. An unspeakable story, a beautiful encounter, and love is a regretless intoxication.

How can I be fascinated by you? I'm asking myself, I can give up everything, but it's hard to leave today. Maybe you never thought my heart would hurt. If this is a dream, I would rather get drunk than wake up.

When everything becomes the wind, I am still waiting here; When the world has changed, I still stick to the original; Who taught me to be the stupidest person in the world and only know how to be nice to the person I like?

Although I am destined for someone, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and I can make up for the affection in the afterlife through my efforts in this life.

Recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How dare you leave me like this! ?

I love you very much! Although you can't feel my heart, in my heart, you will always be the only love-people! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.

A gentle heart. It is for happy people! Romantic heart! It is the eternal heart of all beings, the eternal heart of those who wait, and I am willing to send a blessing heart to my dearest person!

First love: I want to fall in love at first sight; In love: I just want to commit myself; Nostalgia: I want to be obedient; Lovelorn: I miss you so much.

If falling in love with you is a mistake, I would rather be wrong forever. I used to laugh at the little happiness you gave you; I cried because you were inadvertently left out.

You should know that love is selfish! So my heart has not dissolved into any other thoughts so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that there is only you in my heart!

Sometimes persistence is a heavy burden, or a kind of injury, but giving up is a kind of beauty.

When in love, men compare women to things related to the sky, such as stars, birds and angels. When in love, a man takes the sky for himself and puts the woman he loved back on the ground.

The sunrise is red, and our love is empty. The midday sun is as red as fire. Why do I always get hurt? The sun sets at night, all because of women!

You gave me the happiest day of my life and also gave me the sadness of my life. I long for the happiness you give me, but I don't want you to hurt me again.

You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. Seeing your heart beating faster, but not your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. I hope having you is not a long wait.

Dear, the first thing I do when I get up every day is to miss you! The second thing is: look at your photos! The third thing is: pray for you! Dear, please forgive me for leaving, because I love you so much.

Passion is a hope. This hope may turn into disappointment. Passion means pain and change. When hope is dashed, passion is over.

It is my life's fault that I didn't hold your hand. No matter at the ends of the earth or just around the corner, you are the deepest miss and pain in my heart.

I worked so hard for you, I think I'm dead. I will cherish everything you have given me, forever! I will bless you. Let's be friends, ok?

Distance can separate people, but it can't separate heart from heart, no matter where you go. My heart will always be with you.

What fate guided us to get to know each other? In the fate of life, it is the red line drawn by the truth that implicates you and me.

I miss you. My acacia is like a green vine wrapped around a tree, growing in the rain and dew in spring, and you are an evergreen tree in my heart.

Recalling the days when we were together, my mood is hazy. Your youthful body always comes to my dreams with moonlight, which makes me worry.

In my mind, I asked Hongyan a thousand times about the moon and the spring breeze. I hope Hongyan will bring my attachment to you; Wishing the bright moon

Please give my regards to you; May the spring breeze convey my regards to you!

I'm still suffering from expectation, and I still miss you in my heart. Your face appears in front of me again and again, still so kind and beautiful, but you can't get close, just like the stars in the sky.

In desperation, I can't help crying when I read your old love letter again! I couldn't help feeling resentful, so I burned them to paper dust and swallowed them with tears in my eyes. If the old paper dust can be rekindled, please let it burn my warm heart to ashes with the flame of love!

If you still have a small me in your heart, please write back to me. I am crazy, waiting for your reply! Only your letter can save me.

I sighed all night and couldn't sleep well. When the dawn rose on my knees, the swallows circled around me again and talked endlessly. Swallow, be quiet and let me sleep for a while. Maybe I will fall asleep and dream of her gentle arms.

No matter where, thousands of miles or Wan Li, no matter when, ten years or a hundred years, I miss you deeply and love you. Although I deny the existence of all gods, I will always believe that you are a "new god!" "

I hate, why can't our souls be in the same body?

Infinite lovesickness is a word, how can you complain about lingering feelings?

Life is such a contradiction and distress. Since I don't think I deserve you, why can't I calm down at all, instead?

Warmer and warmer, more and more loving?

I have dreamed of you more than a hundred times, and your figure will come into my dream almost every night. Now, we live far apart, and I miss you more than ever. I can only ask God to be patient and not push our reunion too far.

Time can't pour out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever.

It's been a week since I saw your beautiful appearance. It really seems like seven years. In these seven days, your beautiful image appeared in my heart all the time!

Now I think God killed me! Why did God create you and me? Why should we get to know each other instead of combining?

Honey, don't ask me how I'm doing. I am as haggard as this flower. If you can't help crying, please drop your tears on the flowers. Flowers are nourished by your tears, and they will recover one day when they wither.

Just abandoned me, when can I be loved by you again?

It's late at night, and I'm still writing to you from my desk: I break my fingers every day to calculate your return date, but the days seem to be against me and I refuse to leave.

You left me endless thoughts. However, even if I never see you again, having this real partner is enough.

You let me know the taste of homesickness for the first time, and the excitement and pleasure of my whole heart for the first time. ...

I miss you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour, every second of the minute.

At night, facing the lonely lamp, I fell into an indescribable yearning. When I really can't get rid of it, I wander on the beach and grass where we are walking, calling you to the stars and the moon!

As time goes on, my thinking becomes deeper and deeper. I really want to find a quiet night or a sunny morning to tell you a lot of melancholy and loneliness.

These days, I really know what it means to fall in love, that yearning, that longing, that confusion, that anxiety, and how fascinating and tormenting.

Although it is only two weeks, it seems to me that centuries have passed! I am here. When I see a girl who is similar to you, I can't help thinking of you and secretly compare with you-don't worry, no one can compare with you!

Wake up every day, your clear shadow turns in front of my eyes. No matter what you are doing, you should be distracted for a while, just thinking about you and counting when you will come back.