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Beauty is like a cloud. Stephy Jin Dian's lines

a. Even if my life was so miserable that I was accosted by an 8-year-old grandfather and invited to dinner by a 5-year-old uncle, all the people who surrounded me were salesmen, all the people who talked on the phone were selling insurance, and all the mail boxes were debt bills from China Merchants Bank. All the messages notified by SMS 186 were debt messages, and I never whistled to the driver. Finally, someone who was driving came over and said to me, "Hey, little sister, you! But it is because I know my charm that I insist on my pride and will never marry for the sake of marriage.

B. The most terrible thing is to love without love. The most sad thing is to love without love.

C. Cheating is a habit, an attitude and a way of life. Even if you have more money, you will still be stingy!

1. I'm honored to scold you, right?

2. I have never received flowers. Just this time, it was sent by Lv Xiaoxiao's boyfriend. Everyone has them!

3. After reading the note left by Zhuo Yuan, Xiaorou said, "The handwriting is really ugly! ! ~ ~ "

4. It's not hidden, just not revealed!

5. I have no choice but to live. (It seems worthless)

6. According to what you say, then male writers can't write about pregnant women?

7. You'd better look like me. It's safest.

If you don't feel tempted, you won't get hurt.

In the emotional world, whoever feels tempted first will lose.

Whoever is the most cruel will win.

8. You Xiaorou said to the doctor when he was looking at his teeth: Doctor, please stop my mouth. I don't want to talk to this shocking person (Shi Jian)!

9. Those two men are the happiest, because it is the greatest happiness to love someone vigorously and resolutely. The most terrible thing is to love but not love, and the most sad thing is to love but not dare to love.

1. I can't help it. Life has forced me.

11. unnecessary ostentation and extravagance is showing off! High-profile work, low-key life.

12. even your own heart can't be controlled.

13. Smile: When can you tear off your cold skin mask?

Xiaorou: If you can tear it off, I won't wear it.

14. Miracles are equal to gambling to some extent.

15. You can disagree with this lifestyle, but that doesn't mean you can not respect him!

16. If you don't want to be rejected, you must reject others first.

17. Beauty is to rob the company!

18. Actually, there is no cheating in feelings, only winning or losing. You see, being like me is the best and safest, and you won't get hurt if you are not tempted. In the emotional world, whoever is tempted first loses, and whoever is the most cruel wins.

19. People should not do wrong things at the wrong time and place. There is nothing wrong with curiosity, but it wastes time.

2. When there is a discount in the mall, it is also the time when the wallet is slim.

21. Cheating is a habit, an attitude and a way of life. Even if you have more money, you will still be stingy.

22. I am jealous that she is prettier than me. Really? Are you kidding me? We are all beautiful women present!

23. I don't think at all how cute a person is who can even fake a smile. Every time he smiles, he only shows four teeth.

24. We can ignore your leisure and entertainment expenses for one month.

25. Men and men are just different. Zhuo Yuan is just a cleaner, and he usually looks like something. Some people feel weak when they see beautiful women. Even if all the men in the world are dead, I won't like that kind of poseur who dresses like a show at work.

26. I cried because I was liberated.

27. Juliet still doesn't know what to do with me for Shi Jian. In other words, she still doesn't know who knocked on the corner. To say the least, it's a big deal to give Shi Jian back to her.

28. We have avoided traveling together within 15 kilometers, okay?

29. What's the matter with the two of us? Have the ability to call your Huang Kai.

3. Carrie: A friend is a trash can.

Xiaorou: Look at what you said, I want to stay away from you.

3. He just lives in a world of lies. Just treat him as a bubble and blow it up.

31. Otherwise, I will tell you after the mid-term evaluation, lest you be tempted by me and give me the highest score, wouldn't it be condemned by your conscience? You say so!

32. Don't keep praising me for my beauty. No one knows what he looks like.

33. If a man wants to cheat you, what he says will always be official.

34. Shi Jian: There are two kinds of beautiful women: cute and unlovable.

Xiaorou: Is she cute? This is the funniest joke I have ever heard in my life.

35. Juliet: Sharon, every time I see you so capable, I feel that there is nothing you can't solve.

You Xiaorou: Every time I see you smiling at me like this, I feel that there is nothing I can't solve!

36.

(queuing in front of the bar)

Carrie: This is Courtyard No.39, and you can only go in directly unless you are an emperor in fashion.

Ran Ran: Then how can I get in dressed like this?

Xiaorou: Who cares? I just came here wearing it today. We rely on looks.

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