What funny things have happened to the wonderful students in the classroom?

I am a little talented. I was the president of the student union at school, majoring in music, and I have good physical fitness, so I often organize various physical activities for boys and girls. Basketball match, football match, badminton match, rope skipping match, etc. These activities have fully ignited the hormones in boys and girls, so my planned activities have always been loved by students, and there are many participants, including many beautiful girls and handsome guys.

In the summer evening, a mixed football horse race is about to start, and the cheerleaders and the players are ready.

The cheerleaders, who are composed of beautiful school flowers, wear beautiful short skirts on the playground, which becomes the most beautiful scenery on the playground.

I've been on the football team since I got out of bed. I'm a king of physical fitness. I can kick the ball dozens of meters away with one foot, and I'm handsome. Many girls cheer when I come out.

Coming out, physical Wang Gang walked out of the door of the teaching building with the ball, and the beautiful women began to cheer! The physical fitness king played a handsome role and planned to kick the ball from the gate of the teaching building to the playground.

at the moment when he kicked the ball, for some reason, the ball didn't fly high into the stadium, but went straight for the cheerleaders, and the beautiful women were unprepared. With a bang, the ball hit a beautiful woman's ass. Under the eyes of the public, the physical fitness king hit the beautiful classmate's ass with the ball, and the audience was silent for an instant.

Wait, that's not the point. The point is, something happened, and then a large band-aid with a little red color fell out of the skirt of the hit beauty, and suddenly the whole frying pan was full!

In the end, the game didn't take place that day ... My physical fitness king was "wanted" for more than half a month.

I'd like to share with you that it was in high school. The toilets in the school were the kind of public toilets with rows of partitions. At that time, the power supply was tight, and the power was often cut off at night. Once I went to the toilet with my friends after class at night, the result was that there was no electricity in the toilet, and the whole toilet was in a mess. So I used my previous feeling to find a place. My friend was ready to drain water as soon as he found a place. Suddenly, Someone! That scene is quite embarrassing!

Another time, when I first entered the university, I just finished the dormitory management, and then everyone found their own dormitory. Then each bed was labeled with the corresponding name, and mine was the upper bunk, so I lived in the upper bunk for about a year. At that time, the dormitory had no air conditioning, and it was the kind of hanging electric fan. Living in the upper bunk was naturally very close to the electric fan. In order to avoid being hit by the electric fan, I was very careful every time. Everyone likes to chat all over the world, and then one night my brother who slept in my lower bunk suddenly said mysteriously, in fact, I used to sleep in the upper bunk. I was the first to enter the dormitory at the beginning of school, and then I found that the electric fan from the upper bunk was close, so I was afraid that my life was in danger, so I secretly changed my bed number to the lower bunk. Now it seems that you have lived for a year, and there is no danger to your life, Nima! The dormitory is in an uproar! Dude, you're hiding deep enough!

What funny things have happened to everyone at school? You can tell them. Let's have a chat.

My best friend and I happened in junior high school

On a sunny afternoon, when the head teacher was absent, my best friend and I wanted to skip class and surf the Internet. We just climbed over the wall and there was an agricultural bank next to us. An armored car, three escort uncles pointed guns at us and asked,' What's it for?' We had never seen this formation before, so we were scared and said weakly,' Skip class.' The escort said,' Go back.' We just turned back and saw the headmaster standing by the wall and shouting to us,' What are you two doing?' My best friend responded quickly and said,' Find someone.' The headmaster roared:' Get out of here.' ..... we have to turn over again, and we see the question mark face of the escort uncle. Hahahaha < P > As students, there are too many funny facts in the classroom, because we were always so naive and naive at that time, so what we did was also very funny.

For example, in class, we always like to pile books high, then block our heads and bury our heads under them. We always think that the teacher can't see and don't know what we are doing. In fact, the teacher always sees clearly above, and then we soak instant noodles, read novels and play games below. At first, the teacher ignored us. Then, after a while, while we were eating instant noodles or playing novel games or watching them intensely, the teacher suddenly took us by surprise. At this time, all the students next to us would laugh, and we would be very reluctant and embarrassed. I think this is quite funny in retrospect.

Secondly, our Chinese teacher always asks us some simple questions in class. At this time, if we say no, then our Chinese teacher says, I want to jump off the building when I hear your answer, and the students in our class always say, then you can jump, and we will never stop you. After that, we laugh. Our Chinese teacher is also embarrassed and embarrassed, and we don't know what to do. At this time, we start to think of ways.

Secondly, I think there is something even funnier, that is, when we are studying by ourselves, sometimes everyone is talking noisily. At this time, if someone comes in and says that the head teacher is coming, we will immediately be quiet. At this time, if that person tells you that he is lying to you, we will all feel speechless and laugh at the same time.

The student days are always the best, and a series of things that happened in the classroom are the most beautiful memories in our lives, and also a funny past in the process of our life growth, so we also know that each of us will remember and cherish them, and those funny things will become the most beautiful rainbow in our lives. Finally, I hope everyone can cherish school life. Cherish what happened in the classroom for a few years, it will become an unforgettable experience in our lives.

These are all my opinions and answers to this question. I hope you can give me your valuable opinions. We will exchange and learn with each other. At the same time, I wish you all happiness and sunshine every day. thank you

In class, all kinds of wonderful flowers are funny. The first one fell asleep. My deskmate was in my ear and knocked on the table. I suddenly stood up, stretched out and didn't even open my eyes. "Why did the class end so early today?" What to eat at noon? " Then the whole class looked at me in surprise, and the teacher threw an eraser at me angrily. "Get out!" "

second, the teacher copied the questions on the blackboard in front, and the students looked up and copied them while holding exercise books. This is the boldness of our class, and quietly walked behind the teacher and wrote "I was wrong. The paper is stuck behind the teacher. Then the whole class looked at the teacher and smiled secretly, making the teacher suddenly turn around and find the paper behind, "Who did it? I cleaned the toilet after school. " As a result, I boldly went to clean the toilet after school that day.

The third one, in class, dropped the pen and bent down to pick it up. As a result, I found that the male classmate in the front row was holding the hand of the female deskmate all the time, and found an opportunity. The male classmate in front took his hand away, so I reached over and I held the hand of the female classmate in the front row. It felt so good.

One of my roommates is very strange. One night around 9: , the three of us were hungry and wanted to order takeout, so we started a study there. But it was only 9: that the buddy turned off the light directly. The key was that he didn't sleep after turning it off, knowing that the three of us were there watching takeout. Then I didn't like it, and opened it again. He said a few words to himself, with a little swearing tone. I was directly angry. Finally, I was persuaded by other roommates. Finally, I didn't order takeout, so I turned off the lights and went to bed. Who knows, the buddy sat in that dish and recited the scriptures. This scared me to death, and I didn't dare to sleep, fearing that he would stab me in the middle of the night. After three hours of persistence, he lay there, and I waited for a long time without movement before slowly falling asleep.

1. I remember that at that time in high school, every student had to wear a badge. This was checked from time to time, and all the students thought it was awkward. They took it off when they entered the classroom. I remember that once the morning self-study was suddenly checked, the monitor shouted in a panic: Everybody, bring up your bras and check them.

2. During the break, I was bored looking at the playground, and suddenly I saw a couple fighting on the grass, so I said, "Today's lovers are really spicy eyes." Then the class was quiet for an instant, and after three seconds, it began to burst into laughter, and all eyes looked at me. It turned out that two sissies were quarrelling, and they were amused by my words. Ha ha ha ha ha, since then, there has been an irony in our class, "Today's lovers-spicy eyes"

3. When I was in primary school, I was beaten by my mother one morning. My mother hit me for whatever it was. That morning, my mother caught the ladle and greeted me. After the fight, I went to school, and I was late. I was pitifully shouting a report at the door of the classroom. The teacher opened the door. When I saw that I was black and blue, I was surprised to ask what happened. I was wronged at that time, so I said that I was beaten by my mother, and I cried when I said it. The teacher also hugged me lovingly. Although the scene looked very warm, I obviously heard the students in the classroom who wanted to laugh because of internal injuries.

there are many more, which are all quite funny anyway.

In junior high school, the school was blacked out, and everyone lit candles to study during self-study in the evening ~ The next day, when the candles were not used up, the students touched the candles on the podium floor and rowed them around to play. Candles are very slippery. After the students' play during recess, they slipped on the head teacher in class, and the head teacher became angry. The key point is that four teachers slipped one day and four teachers in four classes in the morning. At noon, the class teacher supervised the cleaning of the podium.

Once, my name was changed to Dad. On that day, when my classmates were sleeping, I texted him and said, Son, come back when you got on the bus. I won 1 million in the lottery today. I saw my classmate running out with a schoolbag on his back. When the teacher asked you why you were going, the classmate dumped me and ran away. The hospital's wifi is very fast, and my classmates are in the next bed.

I remember when I finished the college entrance examination in Grade Two and Grade Three. In class, my deskmate was sleeping when the head teacher suddenly came in. The first sentence was: "You are now senior three!" " The deskmate was scared to sit up, stared at me with big dog eyes and said, "How long have I fucking slept?" ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ！”