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A provocative little routine

1. Yesterday I went to the city to take part in the pigeon-letting competition, but I went alone. I miss you countless nights. When I think of the unforgettable night with you, I pray for a meteor so that I can meet you and fall in love with you in my next life until the end of time! Be careful when you pass through the grass, and don't dirty the soil I want to eat this month. In winter, every time your feet reach a new place under the covers, it is an adventure. 5. What else would you consider for an elegant man like me? 6. Sleeping posture determines my hairstyle. I have a different hairstyle every day. 7. There are generally only two kinds of people who pay too much attention to me, one is secretly in love with me, and the other is plotting against me. 8. The teacher asked me why I slept in class that day. I replied that the doctor said I had to sleep after taking the medicine. 9. I don't know if love will decay, just because I don't know, so I'm going to find my own answer! 10, the teacher always told us not to lie, and taught us to lie as soon as we came to check. 1 1, what is the pain that can be touched? It's just that I feel so hungry that I feel like a lump of meat. 12, I never hold a grudge, but I usually report it on the spot. 13, don't argue with idiots, you are a fairy, you can't show your fairy spirit. 14, I always feel that the bed rail, paved too neatly, will mean a little to spend my old age. Well, it's still messy and more energetic. 15, flying a kite feels like looking at a distant object. Although the distance is far away, my heart is never desperate. The provocative little routine 2 1, I like that you can't withdraw it for more than two minutes. It doesn't matter that you are not perfect, and I am not perfect. I'm pretty sure I like you very much. It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me. 5. What kind of meat do you like, beef, pork and mutton? I see. It must be my pet. 6. Peggy Piggy, you deserve me. 7. I have nothing to offer ... I like you very much. 8. I miss you silently, afraid that you will be deafening. 9. I don't blame you for not accompanying me to the end. I don't blame fate for abandoning our feelings. I only hope that you will take good care of yourself every day in the future. 10, not much to say. It's all over. I can't go back. I decided to stay here. What are you doing here? Are these what you want? Don't! None of this is what I want. I just want to be with you. 1 1. If you miss me, you will come back. I am free tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. As long as you miss me, I am free every day. 12, hey, where are you going? Work, not work? No work, you support me. Hey, I raise you. 13, stay with me in the future, I will walk outside to protect you, and you should get used to walking inside anytime and anywhere, because girls are to be protected! 14 I'll give you a chance to confess to me. If you are not sure, I will give you another one. 15, among thousands of people, I can recognize you at a glance, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.