Greeting bell

Looking for some jingle greetings? Next, I carefully collected greetings and fluency for your reference.

Greetings to jingle bells volume 1:

1, Dongxi Street, north and south, walk back along the wall, go to the cave and worry, the waist circumference is 2.5% more! It's all because of gluttony. After eating watermelon and sweet potato, it is said that sweet potato is a big tonic, and eating too much will cause intestinal obstruction, which is hard for this big mouse!

2. Hello, everyone! Hello everyone! Meeting and drinking are indispensable! If you don't drink, neither will I. Where will the country make wine? You are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will sleep on the national highway?

Modern teachers are so easy to do that they don't have to write their own lesson plans. There is everything on the Internet, which he can't do in the student union. Live on the imperial salary and step on the bell to enter the classroom. The strength of the school has been saved, and tutoring is popular!

4. A person sits in a lovesick chair, holding a lovesick pen, looking at the lovesick moon, thinking about you, writing a lovesick letter, and bursting into tears. I'm thinking about you!

5. I am really anxious to get angry, deal with hot issues coldly, dare to touch hard, take a straight road to turn around, don't regret what happened in the past, don't compare with what happened in front of me, work wholeheartedly and protect my body wholeheartedly.

6. Find some leisure, find some time, hug your lover and go shopping; The jewelry in the shopping mall is crystal clear here, and the clothes look good when you turn around there. The money in the bag is a bit shabby, and it is just to attract attention.

7, men are not jealous, and their feelings are not rich; Women are not jealous, and families are not harmonious; Children are not jealous, and their studies are not progressing; Old people are not jealous, and the more they live, the more confused they become; Everyone will be jealous and society will progress; Be a little confused and smart.

8. Touching the little girl's hand seems to be back to 18 years old; Touching my lover's hand, a warm current came to my heart; Touching my sister-in-law's hand, I only hate holding the wrong hand; Touching a wife's hand is like touching her right hand with her left hand.

9, more money to go home less, more beautiful clothes less success, more tired ideas less income, more motivation less time, more lovers less peace, fewer friends more difficulties, more exercise and less illness.

10, coach Lan is a female coach and coach Lu is a male coach. Coach Lan is not a male coach, and coach Lu is not a female coach. Lan Nan is the main force of men's basketball team, and Lv Nan is the main force of women's basketball team. Lu trained Lan Nan in the men's basketball team and Lan Nan in the women's basketball team.

1 1, the tour guide should have a mother-in-law's mouth and a mother's heart, treat the guests, learn from A Qing's sister-in-law, laugh when you meet, and don't think much afterwards; All the guests came, all with one mouth. As soon as people leave, the tea gets cold, everything at home is thriving, and the family never stops.

12, moonlight at the window, the original debt collection shortage; Looking up, I saw a big water tank; I wish I didn't work hard when I was a child and played games all day. It's not too late to turn your back!

13, scoop hot oil with copper spoon, cold oil with iron spoon, hot oil with copper spoon and hot oil with iron spoon. Spoon the oil into the frying spoon, and there will be delicious food every month. Stew squid pieces first, then chop mutton strips. The fire burns under the stove, the oil is cooked in the spoon, and the pot is as hot as a copper spoon and an iron spoon.

14, fancy wine is available every day, and the whole glass of beer is drunk; If you are strong, you will have a strong hand, and you will not leave until you are completely defeated; After three rounds of wine, the mood is flying and there is no one to help the wall; A heartbroken dream, wake up to see a toilet!

15, when there is smoke and wine to enjoy music; Accompanied by two children and three children, take a bath in the sauna ballroom; Drive rickshaws into houses, play mahjong and hug young ladies; Wildflowers are really more fragrant than home flowers, and public funds are used up to borrow foreign debts; The police car chased after him, handcuffed to his mouth.

16, obviously I am strong, but I am fat and look like a big fat pig from a distance; Obviously, I am handsome, and I often call me ugly. The more I say it, the worse it gets. Nobody loves it. Being a man is really helpless, which makes me unloved now!

17, Laos is carrying the yellow cover, and Lao Huang is carrying the square cover. Laos should take the square cover of Lao Huang, and Lao Huang should take the yellow cover of Lao Huang. Finally, the child's square cover broke the yellow cover, and the yellow cover broke the square cover.

18, pretty girl, you are the most beautiful, with big eyes, arch eyebrows, two sharp crescent-shaped horns and a charming beard. From a distance, it's a sheep girl, but from a close look, it's a monster. What about you? Happy are the sheep who read short messages!

19. Beards ride donkeys, camels pick snails, beards knock over camels' snails, camels drag bearded donkeys, beards bump into camels picking snails, camels bump into donkeys' beards, beards bump into camels, and camels bump into beards.

20. The moon is round and the sea is salty. I made a friend and stayed abroad. Sweet mouth, long legs, small hands, empty pockets and itchy heart. It costs money to touch that little hand.

2 1, the price is too high to make money, I love to give you reference customers; Every day there are new challenges, and when I see gold coins, I smile; Point to the guest network first and say hello for one day; It is very pleasant to enjoy writing and writing, and it is often reproduced and laughed at.

22. Who says there are no beautiful girls in Peking University? Boys are more like Niu Wangmo. It's not that we are too dissolute, and we can't be frivolous without money. Love painting has never been a pervert! Gentlemen, line up! Occasionally caught a strong J case, but also a female rogue!

23. Chinese at least increases literary knowledge! English can be communicated with foreigners! History keeps you from betraying! Geography keeps you from getting lost! Politics makes you know how to defend your rights! Mathematics is going to ruin your life: go to the Yellow Crane Tower and calculate how far the boat in the Yangtze River is from you!

24, purple porcelain plate, shark fin, a plate of cooked shark fin, a plate of raw shark fin. Chixiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark fin. As soon as a bite of shark fin reached his mouth, the fishbone got into his teeth, and Koike patted his leg and scratched his teeth in pain.

25, the examination room scenery, thousands of miles of letters floating, Wan Li glance; Looking inside and outside the examination room, it's wonderful, whispering, better gestures, and everyone is taller than anyone else; Be worthy of the pride of the times, cheat in exams and make new moves; The past is the past, counting cheating experts, but also looking at the present.

26. Playing cards well shows that you have brains, you are good at playing cards, your thinking is clear, you are good at playing cards, you know the economy, you are not afraid of being blown up, you are courageous, you win quietly, you are shrewd, you don't surrender when you lose, and you have a strong sense of competition.

27. A game is really tiring. Practice before going to work every day, and it tastes good in the morning. At noon, I must get drunk. I often hurt my liver and stomach when I practice, and I always say that I am innocent when I sleep and practice my dreams.

28. In today's era, money can make a difference. If you have no money, you deserve it. The wife at home doesn't love you, it's not good to raise a son, the unit leader is awkward, and the fair-weather friends don't take you. In this era of money, you might as well jump into the sea and come back in 18 years!

29. Marriage is called network access, bigamy is called a card with even numbers, extramarital love is called call transfer, a lover is called Monternet, divorce is called cancellation number, separation is called departure number, and female remarriage is called transfer. A man's remarriage is called a replacement card, and the change is called Unicom.

30, be a man, don't be too pretentious, you will get hurt sooner or later; Don't be too slippery, you will be hit sooner or later; Don't be too bad, you will be kicked sooner or later; Don't expose your shortcomings, you will be shoveled sooner or later; Don't be too wicked, there is a sky; Don't be afraid of pain, you will enjoy happiness sooner or later; Don't promiscuous, just love one.

3 1. Since ancient times, there has been no charming mother in Peking University, but there are three pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants. Peking University has never had a charming mother looking at an airport since ancient times. I happened to see a Mount Fuji, which is also an early apricot.

32. Love is really high now. When I meet you, I will ask you for money. If I have no money, I will shake my head quickly. I would say you are single. It is right to have money. You'll be engaged right away, busy with wine and food. The reality is really subtle, love is played by money.

33, the troubles of small staff: the leader is in a bad mood and makes you cry; If the customer is not satisfied, you will suffer; If the superior comes to check, you will suffer; Bonus at the end of the year, this is your chicken ribs.

34. The weather has been very bad recently, and there are often heavy rains. Expert advice, pay attention to disaster prevention, dry bedding in time when the weather is good, then wrap your head tightly and enjoy the exposure.

35. There are five trees on the mountain, five cans of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, kill the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.

36. Those who have jobs have no right to engage in greening, have the courage to engage in culture, have money and no right to engage in corruption, have cigarettes and no self-styled popularity, have little or no great ambition to engage in liberalization, have no faith in mystification, and only one child stands up as a mother.

Greetings jingle book 2:

Send sb. on a long journey-when a safe guest comes, he says-here he comes.

Give up halfway. -Sorry, please don't say goodbye. -Stay.

Need to consider saying-I can't satisfy my consideration-I'm sorry.

Waiting for others to say-waiting for not meeting-not meeting.

Praise opinion-high return opinion-return.

Please forgive me-including hope, care and care.

Visit others and say-please change the article to say-correct your mistakes.

Age theory of the elderly-physical discomfort-insecurity theory of the elderly

Ask someone-ask someone for help-trouble.

Accept goodwill-ask for advice-give advice

Ask your surname-your surname asks your address-your family

Find someone to answer-find someone to meet-hello.

Say goodbye. -I'm sorry.

Guests sit down and say-please sit down with friends and say-company.

Invite someone to an appointment-I'm honored to hear from them-thank you for your letter.

Say hello to others-greet guests hard-welcome.

Send a photo saying-welcome to buy-patronize.

Say it in your own home-please accept it in my humble abode-accept it.

Congratulations. Congratulations on asking for help. -Please.

I need help. -Thank you. -Take care.

I've admired him for a long time-I've heard his name for a long time-I haven't seen him for a long time.

Excuse me. -Sorry, ask for help. -excuse me.

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