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A sketch that three students can perform.
People: Raymond (reporter), Gong Xue (nurse, Raymond's girlfriend) and Zhuo Ma (patient).
Time: One night after the Yushu earthquake
Location: A hospital.
Background: The door of the hospital ward reads "Special Ward for Earthquake Relief", which contains two beds. On a bed, a girl was sitting on an infusion, pale and glassy-eyed, holding a mobile phone all the time. There is milk, porridge and lunch box on the bedside table, and the other bed is empty. Outside the ward, a beautiful nurse leaned against the wall as if thinking about something.
LAM Raymond, with a bunch of flowers in his hand, saw Gong Xue, hid the flowers behind him and recited Li Bai's poems gently. )
Raymond: The cloud wants clothes, flowers and capacity, while the railing of the spring breeze is full of vitality. If it weren't for those people in Yushan, they would meet Yaotai under the moon. ...
Gong Xue (surprised): Raymond, what brings you here? Didn't you go to Yushu disaster area for an interview?
Raymond: I just got back and the supervisor gave me a day off. I'll fly to see you right away.
Gong Xue: Did you get hurt after going there for a few days?
Raymond: No, we are indestructible. We practiced "childlike innocence skills".
Gong Xue (laughs): Look at you covered in dirt. I thought it was Tu Sunhang! Why don't you go home and wash?
Raymond: There are beautiful women, and I will never forget them. I want to go crazy if I can't see you for a day. The phoenix flies high, and the four seas seek to burn. Helpless beauty, not in the east wall ...
Gong Xue: Come on, Old Master Q, don't be shy. My teeth hurt.
Ram Raymond: Lonely boudoir, an inch of sadness in my heart. Cherish the spring to go, when to rush the rain. Give everything, just not in the mood! Where are people? Even the sky is sweet, and the road is broken. Looking up at the sky alone in the corridor, do you miss me?
Gong Xue: It's good for you. I haven't had time to miss you since the busy thief died these days!
Raymond: OK, I'm romantic! Gong Xue, let me give you a kiss. Let me give you something.
Gong Xue (looking around): Go! There are many patients and doctors here. How bad is it to be seen?
Raymond: Just a moment?
Gong Xue: OK, what gift should I see?
Raymond: I hope you like it. (Handing flowers and reciting poems)
Don't argue with others, open it quietly.
Fragrant mountain lily
Open it quietly in my heart
No one knows it exists.
Its whiteness
Just my wanderer.
On the lonely road
Always remember with a smile!
Gong Xue: Lily, what beautiful flowers! I like it! (Put it under your nose and smell it)
Raymond comes to hug Gong Xue and wants to kiss her, but Gong Xue stops her. )
Raymond: What now?
Gong Xue: I want to kiss you on one condition.
Raymond: What conditions?
Gong Xue: There was a girl in the ward who was dug out of the ruins yesterday and sent to our hospital. Mom and dad were crushed to death by the earthquake, and one of her legs was amputated. Since this morning, she hasn't eaten a bite or said a word, and neither I nor the doctor can persuade her. Now it's time to test your iron teeth and copper teeth. When she starts eating, I'll let you ...!
LAM Raymond (through the glass of the ward door, she saw a girl texting and thought for a moment): Well, for me, it's just that Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-it's a piece of cake, and it can be done in 20 minutes! Then don't break your word, okay?
Gong Xue: Boom! You must finish it in 20 minutes. Don't eat salt for months and become a white-haired girl!
LAM Raymond: Don't be a white-haired girl, be a golden monkey!
Gong Xue (Jiao Qiang, throwing his fist at the forest): If I were a monkey, I would beat you, pig!
Lin Ramon: OK, OK, Sun, I'm Song Jiang, I surrender!
Gong Xue: Well, you have to tell me how to use it.
(LAM Raymond lowers his head and whispers into Gong Xue's ear. Gong Xue nods from time to time. )
Raymond: OK, now watch me change 72 times!
Gong Xue: No, thirty-six changes!
Raymond: 36 changes mean 36! (Lin Fengla Gong Xue, double drop)
(After a while, Gong Xue helps Raymond, who wraps white gauze around his eyes. The girl in the hospital bed looked at them and then looked down at the mobile phone. Gong Xue helped Raymond lie on the empty bed and cover himself with the quilt. )
Gong Xue: Mr. Lin, I'd like you to meet this young lady Zhuo Ma opposite you. My duty room is opposite. Please ring the bell behind you if you need anything. I'm always at your service.
Raymond: OK, I'll call you if I need anything. You do your thing. (Next, Gong Xue leaves the ward)
LAM Raymond (takes out his mobile phone from his pocket, wants to make a phone call, and then puts it down): Hello, my name is LAM Raymond. I was injured in this earthquake and my eyes were broken. Now you and I are in the same room. I heard that you are from Yushu, too. I wonder where this sister is hurt?
(Zhuo Ma looks at LAM Raymond and doesn't answer. )
LAM Raymond: Yes, this earthquake has caused great damage to our home, lost relatives and damaged limbs. Who wants to recall this nightmare? Some of our relatives are still buried in the ruins, and their life and death are unknown. Some of them are still alive, but they have been hurt to varying degrees, but we can't contact them.
Zhuo Ma's eyes shed tears again, and she sobbed softly. )
Raymond: Sister, you can still cry now. I can't even cry ... The doctor says the cure rate of my eyes is less than 20%. I don't know whether my wife is dead or alive. We have been married for less than a year! (He takes out his mobile phone again, trying to dial it, but he can't see it. He pretended to ask the girl for help. After a while, he had to put it down again. )
Zhuo Ma: Dude, you can't see. Can I call you?
Ram Raymond (sitting up): "We were all unhappy-until the end of the day, we met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? " What people say is right. Thank you. My wife's mobile phone number is 138 * * * 7543. Please use my mobile phone to make a phone call.
Zhuo Ma (looking at the distance between the two beds, out of reach): I can't reach it. Use my mobile phone to make a phone call! 138 * * * 7543. (Dialing, voice prompt: the number you dialed cannot be connected, please dial later ...) Brother, you can't get through. (Ram Raymond leans down)
Zhuo Ma: Brother, don't be discouraged. You will have good news!
Raymond: Sister, I can't see you. After listening to your words, I know you must be a very beautiful and caring person. Good people are always rewarded!
Zhuo Ma: Mom and Dad are dead. I have been amputated. I haven't heard from my boyfriend. Is this what good people get?
Raymond: I believe there will be more people still alive, my wife and your boyfriend. Now the communication equipment is damaged or for other reasons, we can't contact for the time being. I'm sure I will. Sister, can you send a message to my wife with my mobile phone? She will definitely write back when she sees it.
Zhuo Ma: I hurt my leg, but my hand is fine. I'll help you. (LAM Raymond gets up and hands over his cell phone)
Ram Raymond: Honey, I had a narrow escape and hurt my eyes, so I have to go to the hospital for treatment. I haven't received your letter. I asked my sick friend to send this message. I hope you will receive my letter and get together as soon as possible. Love your peak.
(Zhuo Ma refers to pecking rice, which is done in an instant)
Zhuo Ma: Brother, after the phone call, can you send me the number just now?
Raymond: So fast, it's like a typist. Yes, it is 138 * * * 7543.
(Sheena presses the send key,)
Zhuo Ma: Big Brother, it was sent out.
Ram Raymond: Thank you. You didn't text your boyfriend?
Zhuo Ma: I sent it many times, but there was no reply.
Raymond: Don't worry, he will be safe. Although the earthquake destroyed our homes and took away our loved ones, it tempered our will, made us cherish the right to life more and taught us how to face setbacks. I'll tell you a touching story: 17 In the afternoon, the PLA rescue team rescued a girl. Shockingly, the girl was buried in the ruins for more than 80 hours, that is, she didn't fall into a coma or cry, but faced people with a bright smile! She said, "I'm fine!" Although her eyes glistened with tears, although she had passed death by!
Zhuo Ma: What a lovely girl! She is a ray of sunshine in the middle of winter, a grass that stands proudly after the storm, making people warm and strong!
LAM Raymond: Yes, women usually look weak, but the maternal love and courage they show at special moments are beyond our men's imagination. There was a woman named Bai who was already dead when she was dug up by the rescue team. People saw Bai holding her nine-month-old child in her arms. Bai held the child tightly in his hand, and his head always protected the child's head. The collapsed brick just hit the back of Bai's head, and the child could still cry after digging it out.
Zhuo Ma: My son's last chance to survive was bought for nothing with his mother's love and life.
(LAM Raymond's cell phone rings suddenly. Zhuo Ma picks it up and looks at it, then looks up at LAM Raymond. )
Raymond: From whom? Is it mine?
Zhuo Ma: It's yours. I'll read it to you: Dear Feng, I'm so glad to know that you are still alive. Don't be afraid of getting hurt, don't worry, I'll wait for you! People who love you. From: Gong Xue. Your wife's name is Gong Xue?
Raymond: My wife is still alive! Sister, do you think I am happy? What, are you crying again?
Zhuo Ma: I'm excited!
Raymond: Yes, we mourn for the dead and cheer for the survivors! We must cheer up, for the sake of our dead relatives and for our future!
Zhuo Ma: Brother, you inspired me. I lost my parents and a leg, and my boyfriend never heard from me again. I had a nervous breakdown and wanted to end my life on a hunger strike. Your words awakened me. Living alone, you need to face it bravely. Frustration makes us stronger!
Raymond: Well, we should be strong, we should live, and we should rebuild our homeland! Come on, I'm a little hungry. Can we eat now?
Zhuo Ma: Brother, I know you want to comfort me, let me eat, and pretend to be a patient. You didn't meet your lover when you came back, but you persuaded me, which moved me very much. I appreciate your kindness.
Raymond: What? How did you know I was pretending to be a patient?
Zhuo Ma: When Nurse Gong advised me to have dinner, she told me that her lover was a reporter named LAM Raymond. The text message she just replied came from Gong Xue. Although the world is big and there are many coincidences, there is almost no chance for all the names of men and women to meet, so I conclude that you are acting.
Raymond: You saw through my plan. It seems that you are very complicated. What's your occupation?
Zhuo Ma: I'm just a music teacher at school.
LAM Raymond: No wonder the voice is so beautiful and the fingers are so light! Well, I won't play makeup remover either. (saying, pulling off the gauze) Is it time to eat this time? Why don't you Gong Xue sister give me a break!
Zhuo Ma: OK, I'll listen to you.
(Raymond rings the bell behind him and Gong Xue comes in)
Gong Xue: Mr. Lin, you have ... How did you ...?
Ram Raymond: My trick didn't work. People saw it.
Zhuo Ma: Thanks, brother and sister!
Gong Xue: See? how do you know
Zhuo Ma: It's you! You said your boyfriend's name was Raymond, and his cell phone text message replied that his name was Gong Xue. Do you want to verify it? (Dial the number with your mobile phone, and Gong Xue's mobile phone rings. )
Gong Xue: Zhuo Ma, we don't want to lie to you. We just want you to relax and live a good life! Although we are not from Yushu, we are all from Qinghai, and Yushu people are our relatives.
Ram Ramon: Yushu can't fall, Qinghai is evergreen all the year round, and we are all Yushu people!
Gong Xue: Yushu can't fall. Qinghai is evergreen all the year round. You're right. We are all Yushu people!
Zhuo Ma: Yushu can't fall, Qinghai is evergreen all the year round, and we are all Yushu people!
(Zhuo Ma's cell phone rings a message ringtone. Read it quickly and smile on your face. )
Raymond: Congratulations, Sister Zhuo Ma! Is it time to eat this time?
Zhuo Ma: Hmm.
Gong Xue: OK, I'll get you hot rice! (pulling Ram Raymond)
Raymond: What?
Gong Xue: Idiot, help me eat!
(Music: Tracker's Love)
Little sister, I'll go to the bow
Brother, you are walking on the shore.
Our love, our love.
Swing on the rope
You kowtow step by step.
Ah, tears are flowing in my heart
I just hope the sun sets in the western hills.
Let you kiss enough ... oh)
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