Sick short message spoof

Dear users, at this time, we have deducted 20 yuan from your telephone bill and used it exclusively for Palestinian national liberation. Therefore, the Palestinian self-government has decided to award you a lofty title in the name of the whole Arab world: Binyan Shalebaki!

Funny SMS 20, the beauty of learning is confusing; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in her stupidity without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

Funny SMS 2 1, I only care about you. What I care about is whether I care about you or not. Do I care about you as much as I care about you? I'm dizzy!

Funny short message 22. Have you ever heard of it? Looking back 500 times in previous lives, I got a brush in this life. Close friends like you and me seem to have done nothing in their last lives, so they fucking turned around!

Funny short message 23. Two counterfeiters accidentally made counterfeit banknotes with a face value of 15 yuan, and they decided to spend them in remote mountainous areas. When they bought a 15 yuan candied haws with 0 yuan, they cried and the farmer gave them two 7-dollar ones.

Funny SMS 24, your life portrayal: learn to take a bath by yourself at the age of ten-pigs wash themselves; Twenty years old is radiant-when the pig is young; Looking for a job at the age of 30-starting a pig-raising career; At the age of forty, I hired a servant-a pig's servant; Learn to play basketball at the age of fifty-throw pigs!

Funny short message 25. A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "of course, we are not one or two years old!" " "

Funny short message 26. I just chatted with my friends, and some of them talked about you, you know? I quarreled with them and almost got into a fight, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. It was really too much! I didn't treat you like a pig at all!