What are the jokes about the Dragon Boat Festival?

1。 When the Dragon Boat Festival arrived, the company's administrative department gave each foreign employee a basket of zongzi. The next day, a foreign employee called the administrative department to thank him: "The food you sent was delicious, although the lettuce outside was a little hard."

2。 Everyone watched the dragon boat race and steamed dumplings were squeezed into the water. Zongzi jumped into the rescue without thinking, and the result went straight down.

Both of them were rescued by glutinous rice balls. Tangyuan scolds Zongzi, and your head is soaked with lime water. If you see someone wearing a skirt, you are dead!

3。 Super food audition scene backstage

Steamed bread: on such a hot day, you are wrapped in three layers inside and three layers outside, and your waist is still tied. Don't think that just because the package is beautiful, you can advance.

Zongzi: I took off my makeup and looked as glamorous as a person, unlike when you opened your mouth.

4。 The Dragon Boat Festival Cup football match is about to begin, and both steamed buns and steamed buns are watching.

Commentary: Zongzi United is wearing a green shirt, while Egg Team is wearing a white shirt. Welcome everyone to participate in the SMS quiz, bla~bla .....

Steamed Bun: No need to guess, Zongzi United will win.

Steamed bread: Why?

Steamed bread: I have rice.

5。 Fan went to Baozi's house to play, and Baozi invited Fan to the show. Steamed bread, sugar packets, meat packets, vegetable packets and bean paste packets appeared in turn. Rice feeling

Gee, you girls are really hard to deal with! After a while, Zongzi came on stage and the rice shone at the moment. Zongzi is delicious! Zongzi took off his coat and threw it under the stage. The audience screamed. When the meal is happy, it is a classic, or my hometown!

6。 Rice and steamed bread are in a group battle. The meal depends on the strength of many people. When you see the package, you will fight. No one can be spared from bean paste buns, sugar buns and steamed dumplings. Zongzi was forced into the corner, and in desperation, he pulled his clothes and shouted, see clearly, I am undercover! ! !

7。 Excited zongzi accidentally tore his shirt, revealing the red dates wrapped inside, and the rice people were furious. "You fucking infernal affairs!" "