Little Red Book’s very popular rhyming and homophonic jokes

Little Red Book’s very popular rhyming and homophonic jokes (Part 1)

1. The door handle of grandma’s house was very thick, and there was a sound when she opened the door. Later I asked Only then did I realize that this is called wanting to be rough.

2. In the dead of night, every time I want to ask myself how I managed to do both my studies and my relationship at the same time.

3. The little deer took pictures of the little rabbit, but couldn't take any pictures. The little deer asked the little rabbit to jump, "You are too short." The little rabbit was so anxious that he wanted to cry, "I'm not short, I'm not." "Not short either"

4. OK, bad, whatever. The three of them are good friends. One day, OK asked bad to go out with Suiba, so he called Suiba, whatever. Who said that, bad guys said: Let’s make peace.

5. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.

6. My friends have been persuading me to marry a rich man. It’s funny. Please stop persuading me, okay? Go and persuade the rich, I am willing!

7. The weather is so hot, we will always get to know each other.

8. The Foolish Old Man said to his son: Move the mountains, move the mountains. Son: Shining.

9. Omelette fell in love with Poached Egg. It took the guitar and walked downstairs to Poached Egg’s house and sang: This is a little love song about Omelette.

10. Today I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea. When I saw the name, oh, it turned out to be Woxiang Nile Iron Juice.

11. When I think of him entangled with that snake every day, I can't help entangled with him.

12. When I got home yesterday, my mother said: "Oh, there is something on my pants that I can't wash off." "Oh, it seems like it splashed mud."

13. I am a very easy-going person. If you don't get along well, find your own reasons.

14. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because they often say, "You should lose weight."

15. The puff was squashed and my mother said it couldn’t be eaten. I asked why because it was a flat puff.

16. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are blowing bubbles "Blue blue blue".

17. When the Want Want snow cake is hot, it turns into Want Want quilt!

18. A little duck tried its best to align itself with the duck in front of it, but it couldn't align itself no matter how hard it ran. It kept saying "Are they aligned?"

19. Fahai will never be a rapper because he won’t forgive snakes.

20. It was so hot today at 36 degrees. I went to buy two ice cream sticks, one for you and one for me. Then we relieved the heat. Did you hear that? We are finished. Xiaohongshu’s very popular rhyming and homophonic jokes (Part 2)

21. Shiitake was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. Shiitake said angrily: "You don't have eyes, go to hell." Then Orange died. Because the bacteria want the orange to die, the orange has to die. .

22. I said to the crow’s feet at the corners of my eyes: We have to bounce around.

23. I went to buy oysters and on the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that this is called oysters like mud

24. I went to buy oysters and on the way home All the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

25. If you don’t even appreciate me, why should you appreciate me? Is it like this?

26. There was a little duck who stepped on the mud and ran very fast, and then fell asleep. The name of the story is called Mud Fast Sleeping Duck.

27. Find Ouyang Xiu.

28. Once upon a time, there was an illiterate person who was walking. As he walked, he suddenly became literate. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

29. I was so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself vent my hunger.

30. I am a little sheep. I was sheared today and I lost my sheep.

31. Oh my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I suppressed my excitement and replied: Then you can do it first, and then we can talk after you do it. An hour has passed, why hasn’t the goddess finished?

32. “What book did you buy?” “Programming.

""c++ or java""Shen Congwen"

33. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said hahaha, I am a reflex fox.

34. If you don’t even love me, what do you love about iQiyi?

35. I seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I’ll help you lose weight. Let’s stop eating meat.

36. Why does Superman wear tight clothes? Because it’s important to save people.

37. You seem to be fat. I can help you lose weight and let’s quit eating (get married) tomorrow!

38. At home. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turned out that the rag was able to go out

39. One day I was playing King of Kings in the bottom lane and kept dying. I told my teammates to guard against it. Lu Fang Xia Lu Fang Xia, Fang Xia, did you hear that?

40. My old colleague Dingding’s signature said “God is a girl”. I asked him why he was so artistic, and he said this. It's called "God is unfair". A funny and provocative humorous homophonic joke

A funny and provocative humorous homophonic joke (Part 1)

1. There was a piece of bread walking on the road, and I suddenly sprained my foot while walking. It turned out to be a croissant.

2. I asked my mother why the flames of the candles couldn't stop for a while. ? Mom said it’s because he’s a spiritual guy.”

3. "That girl, she has apple-shaped muscles, and her smile is very natural." "What you said, do girls with Android phones have lags when they smile?"

4 .What song was Foolish Old Man singing when he moved the mountains? Moving mountains, shining brightly.

5. Xiao Ming felt unwell and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "throat is inflamed" and his throat said "Hi"

6. Oh my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I suppressed my excitement and replied: Then you can do it first, and then we can talk after you do it. An hour has passed, why hasn’t the goddess finished?

7. Pumpkin, Purple Potato and Peanut are good friends. One day Peanut asked them to play. Pumpkin asked Peanut, who else is there? Peanut said, I Ziya and you, did you hear that? I belong only to you.

8. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will not bite you.

9. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said: "Hey, I'm a giraffe."

10 .I said to the crow’s feet at the corner of my eyes: We have to play well.

11. One day the duck confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chick: You don't have to.

12. I accidentally hit the corner of the table at home and the rag fell off and rolled out of the door. It turned out that the rag was able to go out

13. It is actually very simple to quit drinking Coke. Lemon juice is just fine. After drinking it, I said it was so sour! Sigh sour drinks!

14. Do you know why the fox can’t stand up? It’s because he is cunning.

15. One day the little duck was reading a book. The mother duck said to close the book after dinner, close it, close it, did you hear it?

16. The little ducks were queuing up to find their mother. One little duck wanted to align with the duck in front, but it couldn't be aligned. So the little duck said anxiously, "No, duck, no." Duck, I'm sorry.

17. "I have a surprising job." "What?" "Digging lotus roots."

18. If you don't even coax me, then why are you coaxing? Hong Shixian ?

19. Stir-fry the chicken and porridge together, and you will get a bowl of fried chicken and porridge ~

20. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or me? juice? Funny and provocative humorous homophonic jokes (Part 2)

21. I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It turns out that this is called "like eating a child" cheese.

22. When entering, I had to fill in personal information. I filled it in blindly, so my identity became a secret: "I filled it in blindly and passed by quietly, leaving a little secret behind."

23. I was shooting basketball today. I couldn’t bounce the basketball high because it was deflated. That’s right. Why did you give up?

24. Who doesn’t like easy love? Think about the history of Liu Bei and Guan Yu's love for Zhang Yide.

25. He was afraid of the dark and obtained a night avoidance certificate.

26. a: What did you eat today b: Didn’t eat duck b: I ate hot and sour bamboo shoots

27. Shrimp and clams both got 100 points in the exam, the teacher asked Shrimp, whose copy did you copy? The shrimp said: "I copied the clam." The teacher said: "What are you good at?"

28. If you don't even think about me, what are you thinking about? Do you want to die?

29. My stomach hurts in the middle of the night. I said: "Wei, can you calm down a little bit?" Wei said: "My name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun"

30. Once upon a time, there was a little pig who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew very slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, "You can't do it, Berry, you can't do it."

31. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Einstein

32. The puff was squashed and my mother said I couldn’t eat it. I asked why, Because it's Bian Fu.

33. A Japanese came to China to see a dentist, and the two got into a fight. When the police asked, they found out that the dentist and the Japanese had said, "Extract a tooth."

34 The martial arts leader was forced into a corner by him, covering his wounds and slumped on the ground, waiting for him to raise the knife, but he withdrew the knife, knelt on the ground, and murmured in pain: "She is already gone... ...Even if you give me the power to rule the world...what can I do..." The martial arts leader endured the severe pain and said hoarsely to him: "A bucket of paste...can post many missing persons notices..."

< p> 35. Only ugly people find partners, and beautiful people sell air conditioners.

36. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Do you love Qiyi?

37. One day, the little bear was washing clothes, but there was an area that couldn’t be cleaned no matter how hard he washed it. Mother Bear said, “Rub it carefully.” The little bear’s eyes turned red and he said, “I’ve rubbed it, I’ve rubbed it.”

38. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke American or British accent, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music.

39. There was a little mouse who had stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. His mother sighed when she saw it. Oh, it’s really a waste of love

40. It rained heavily today, my friend. Asked me if I wanted an umbrella, I said no umbrella, no umbrella, did you hear me? Don’t leave, don’t leave. Funny and provocative humorous homophonic jokes (Part 3)

41. Fahai will never be a rapper because he will not forgive snakes.

42. I know three kinds of berries: strawberry, cranberry, missed me berry. Which one do you like?

43. Even if the weather is so hot, we will always get along.

44. I went to buy Roujiamo and asked the boss to add more spicy food. As soon as I took a bite, it fell to the ground and was stained with mud. I cried. It turned out that this is called "spicy buns like mud."

45. I was so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself vent my hunger.

46. I said that I preferred Li Bai’s poems, and Lu You was very angry. As a result, my family was unable to access the Internet.

47. When the Wangwang snow cake feels hot, it will turn into a Wangwang quilt.

48. I have a surprising job” “What?” ""Digging lotus roots"

49. "Dad, dad, what does it mean to be eager to try? ""This is where I take a bath," Yue Yunpeng said to his son.

50. It’s 37 degrees today and it’s very hot. I bought two ice cream sticks and we each took one to relieve the heat. Did you hear that we are finished. < /p>

51. “What book did you buy? ""programming. ""C++ or Java" "Shen Congwen"

52. Why does the aunt never sweat? Because the aunt is afraid of leaving her sweat.

53. The child's chocolate melted and fell to the ground. , the children said it looks like mud, it looks like mud, did you hear that? I miss you so much.

54. The mother sparrow combed the little sparrow’s hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. The little sparrow said: Chirp Chirp

55. Do you know why Beijingers don’t say homophones? Because old Beijing is disharmonious.

56. Today I went to an island called Buavojiura Island.

57. If Wang Zhihuan refuses to change, then ask Cai Yuan to compensate.

58. Some frogs will touch your belly, because Conan said that the scheming frog keeps touching your belly.

59. We are all hamburgers. Why are you all fools? I am the baby.

60. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. Shiitake said angrily: "You don't have eyes, go to hell." Then Orange died. Because the bacteria want the orange to die, the orange has to die. . The most popular Douyin jokes with homophones that are very sweet and sultry

The most popular Douyin jokes with homophones that are very sweet and sultry Part 1

1. I am a little sheep , I had my hair cut today and I lost my hair.

2. When Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him and said to Xiao Longnu: Don’t look at me just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received: Green... the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me?

3. Kai’s father on the bottom lane has entered the tower, so he can’t go down the tower! What her? Defend, defend from going down the tower. Can't let go.

4. That day, the light next to the bedroom at home was flashing. I called the maintenance technician. What question did he ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too bright" He said: "Catch the vine of love?"

5. Don't love me, there will be no results, I have many things and I love to do things.

6. I went to buy Roujiamo and asked the boss to add more spicy food. As soon as I took a bite, it fell to the ground and was stained with mud. I cried. It turned out that this is called "spicy buns like mud."

7. Do you have an English name for being so bad, Paul, because Paul is so bad (Korchagin)

8. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife , why does White Lady’s head feel so heavy after wearing it? Because that’s a peaked cap!

9. You don’t even reply to my messages, so what are you replying to? Twice-cooked pork?

10. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, and I thought I had caught the whole summer. Unexpectedly, the cicada said: "I can't say that I hate it, but I just like it at all?

11. If you don’t even add my WeChat account, what will you add, Canada?

12. “What will happen if you put a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator? "Don't leave me!"

13. When the emperor returned from a private visit incognito, the empress dowager asked, "Are my sons tired from this trip?" The emperor was shocked and said, "My...my name is lilei?"

14. My old colleague Dingding’s signature read “God is a girl.” I asked him why he was so artistic, and he said it was “God is unfair.”

15. I am a weight-loss medicine. I can make people lose weight. I am not heavy on medicine. I am not heavy on medicine.

16. A pineapple went to get a haircut. He sat there for a long time and the barber never gave him a haircut, so he said: "Take care of me" (angrily coaxing the subject's eyes)

17. One day the elephant ate ice cream. He ate a lot of ice cream and the more he ate, the more he felt like vomiting. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired of the elephant."

18. He was so hungry, so he had to hold his fist and hit his own stomach to help himself vent his hunger.

19. If you don’t even talk about love, then what are you talking about? Are you talking about getting crow’s feet?

20. "That girl, she has apple muscles, and her smile is very natural." "What you are saying is that girls with Android phones have a lag when they smile." Douyin is super popular, very sweet and flirty Human homophonic jokes part 2

21. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you will get a bowl of fried chicken and porridge~

22. Prawns and clams were tested at the same time 100%, the teacher asked Xia whose copy you copied, Xia said: "I copied the clam." The teacher said: "You are so good."

23. Girls have to do a little bad things, and then God I'll send you a guy when I'm angry.

24. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go find Wang Zhiqian.

25. The martial arts leader was forced into a corner by him, covering his wounds and slumped on the ground, waiting for him to raise the knife and drop it, but he withdrew the knife, knelt on the ground, and murmured in pain. : "She has already left... Even if I rule the world... so what..." The leader of the martial arts alliance endured the severe pain and said hoarsely: "A bucket of paste... can post many photos of Xunren. Notice..."

26. My stomach hurts in the middle of the night. I said, "Wei, can you calm down?" Wei said, "My name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun."

27. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled in a panic. When he encountered a cliff on the road, Zhang Fei shouted, "Lord, rein in your horse!" Liu Bei: I am happy to be your mother!

28. "What book did you buy?" "Programming." "C++ or Java" "Shen Congwen"

29. While I was eating, the power went out, so I quickly took a few bites. During the meal, the lights suddenly turned on, and I exclaimed, could this be the legendary "Pala La" light?

30. If you don’t even add me on WeChat, why would you add Pirates of the Caribbean?

31. I was on an island recently, and my friend asked me which island I was on. I was on the Poverty Island.

32. Doraemon has no neck because he cares about hygiene, because his blue neck has mud.

33. I accidentally touched my knee when I just went out. It’s a knock on my knee. It’s a knock on my knee. Did you hear that? It’s such a pity.

34. If you don’t even kiss me, why are you kissing me? Tsingtao beer?

35. The animal you shouldn’t mess with is the orangutan, because he beats his chest.

36. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed, so as not to have hungry dreams.

37. One day the little duck was reading a book. The mother duck said to close the book after dinner, close it, close it, did you hear it?

38. "I have a surprising job." "What?" "Digging lotus roots."

39. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother about the pot What was steaming in it? My mother laughed without saying a word. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid, and it turned out that what was steaming was boredom.

40. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring. When she went to see it in the fall, she muttered, "No fruit, no fruit." Part 3 of Douyin’s super popular, very sweet and sultry homophone jokes

41. If you don’t even think about me, what are you thinking about? Do you want to die?

42. Usually good-looking girls can get things done by acting coquettishly, but I have to rely on threats.

43. Bowl and chopsticks are good friends. When the bowl dies, the chopsticks are very sad and say: Wan is safe.

44. The difference between female celebrities and me is that they don’t eat even when they are hungry, but I eat even when I’m not hungry.

45. If you don’t even coax me, then who are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

46. Wearing AirPods all day long will affect your love luck because AirPods do not have an audio cable.

47. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.

48. Boys nowadays are really interesting. They talk about showing off when watching a movie with a girl. I am in class with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?

49. The mother sparrow heard the little sparrow: "What hairstyle do you want to wear today, baby?" The little sparrow said: "Chirp~"

50. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiao Ming: It’s equal to six minus one. Teacher: Why do you still say this when you know the answer? Xiao Ming: Because we young people don’t talk about five (martial arts)

51. A little duck tried to align itself with the duck in front of it, but it couldn’t align no matter how hard it ran. Not even.

52. The door handle of grandma’s house is very thick, and there is a noise when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I found out that it is called a thick door.

53. Hello, I want a cup of pumpkin almond milk. No melons, no apricots, no dew, but Nanren.

54. Once upon a time, there was a little pig who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew very slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, "You can't do it, Berry, you can't do it."

55. One day, the boy was wiping the table and accidentally wiped two ants to death. A little ant came and the boy asked it: "Little ant, where are your parents?" said the little ant. : "You're dead"

56. My friends have been persuading me to marry a rich man. It's funny. Please stop persuading me, okay? Go and persuade the rich, I am willing!

57. It doesn’t matter if you are tall. When you meet me, do you still have to bend down and talk to me?

58. The dragon thanks the crab for cooking it, and the kindness is the crab's kindness to the dragon.

59. I am a condensed milk bun and I lost my temper today.

60. If you don’t even coax me, then why are you coaxing? Hong Shixian? Positive and uplifting homophonic meme sentences in Xiaohongshu

Part 1 of Xiaohongshu’s positive and homophonic meme sentences

1. "Maybe I am a loach" "Why" "Because I like mud"

2. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada and thought I had caught it. After living there all summer, I didn’t expect the cicada to say: “I can’t say that I hate it, but I just like it at all?

3. If you don’t even kiss me, why do you kiss and burn your mouth?

4. Do you have an English name for being so bad? Paul, because Paul is so bad (Korchagin)

5. A Japanese came to China to see a dentist, and the two of them got into a fight. When the police asked, they found out that the dentist said to the Japanese: "Extract a tooth."

6. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him what English he was speaking. The pronunciation is still American, and he said that he really wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

7. Once upon a time, a snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. The snake couldn't. Snake can't, did you hear that?

8. Asu and Asu were together for a day. When eating, Asu acted like a baby: Susususususu feeds Susu.

9. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, but he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled in a hurry. When he encountered a cliff, Zhang Fei shouted, Lord, rein in your horse!

10. Men are not lustful, so what? Are you good?

11. Falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his mobile phone

12. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are blowing bubbles "Blue blue blue"

13. Why does Superman wear tights?

< p> 14. Candle: Mom, why are our flames jumping? Candle Mom: Silly boy, it’s because we are mentally weak!

15. I just took the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bit. I picked up a few dates with chopsticks and felt anxious after eating them. It turned out that what I ate were chopsticks and dates.

16. I didn’t bring my book to class today and the teacher asked me where my book was. Where?

17. One day the little duck was reading and another little duck said it was time to eat. Please close the book and make peace with the good duck.

18. If Wang Zhihuan doesn’t give it, ask Cai Yuan to pay for it.

19. I found an island today that makes you fascinated.

20. This is a tree. Pencil, this is a pen, you are my baby. Part 2 of Xiaohongshu’s positive homophone sentences

21. Little Bear had a flower, but the flower withered. Little Bear said sadly: Flower, Don't be dry. Did you hear that? Don't cry.

22. Conan has always spoiled Xiaolan, and he is really a master of spoiling her.

23. "That girl, she has apple-shaped muscles, and her smile is natural." "What you are saying is that girls with Android phones have lags when they smile."

24 .Some frogs will touch your belly, because Conan said that the scheming frog keeps touching your belly.

25. I know three kinds of berries: strawberry, cranberry, missed me berry. Which one do you like?

26. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked and found out that it was a good thing.

27. The clothes are wrinkled and I can’t even iron them with an iron. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them. Did you hear me? Don't go.

28. If you don’t even add me on WeChat, why would you add Pirates of the Caribbean?

29. I prefer Li Bai’s poems. Lu You was so angry that I couldn’t access the Internet.

30. If Cai Yuan doesn’t pay compensation, go find Huang Ting to pick it up.

31. "I have a surprising job." "What?" "Digging lotus roots."

32. There was a piece of glass and it was a little sleepy and then it came from upstairs Jump down and say: Good night I am broken!

33. I saw that the dog in the countryside at home was living a happy and carefree life every day, so I asked it "What is the secret to being carefree every day", and it said ''Woof, woof, woof''

34. If you don’t even cherish me, what do you cherish? Zhen Huan Chuan?

35. Yu Gong said to his son before he died : "Move mountains, move mountains" said the son: "Sparkling".

36. If you don’t even coax me, then why are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?

37. Today is 37 degrees and it’s very hot. I bought two ice cream sticks and we each took one to relieve the heat. Do you hear us we're done.

38. When I got home yesterday, my mother said: "Oh, there's something on my pants that I can't wash off." "Oh, it seems like it's splashed with mud."

39. "Dad, dad, I'm so excited to try it." "What do you mean?" "This is where I take a bath," Yue Yunpeng said to his son.

40. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant: "How do you get back to the ant nest?" The other ant said: "Take the Smiling or...very silent"