32 funny and witty copywriting sentences

1. For me, being handsome is 1, so I am relaxed.

I just made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can earn hundreds of millions at a time. If I fail, my two dollars will go to Shui Piao.

Wear other people's shoes and go your own way, let others find out.

Opening a pack of snacks in the classroom is like feeding pigeons in People's Square. Taking a pack of tissues to school is like handing out leaflets in the city square.

5. A flower's face is rotten, and pure love is a passer-by from now on. Once you enter the rotten door, it is as deep as the sea and you can't climb up any more.

You can hit me or scold me, but you can't hit me hard.

7. The crisp snoring, both rhythmic and dynamic, woke me up from the boundless darkness. It's a good thing I didn't get up, or your nine lives would be over.

8. Time cannot erase the face value.

9. This kind of person is either too bold or too thin.

10. I am a deep person because I live in the basement.

1 1. Bad breath is caused by excessive internal heat and gum inflammation.

12. Boss, my first kiss is gone. Stop it, what are you talking about after making so much money? You should not have this in your life.

Are you young? Never mind, I will be old in two years.

14. A beautiful skin lasts 3,100 nights, and an interesting soul wants a car and a house.

15. Green may be late, but it will never forget to hit you on the head.

16. If you are busy, besides being really important, the more likely reasons are: you are weak, you have nothing better to do, your life is too bad, you have to make up for it, or you pretend to be busy and make yourself look important.

17. Although turtles are stupid and dull, they also have advantages. Their reflex arc is longer, so happiness will stay with them for a long time.

18. companionship is the longest confession. You are the most beautiful accident in my life, even if it is the most beautiful, it is just an accident.

19. What did you learn in Zhihu? If you don't study hard when you are young, you can only praise others when you grow up.

20. Jay Chou said that love is like a tornado. In fact, I think this metaphor is very appropriate, because many students, like me, have never seen a tornado in their lives.

2 1. I wanted to dig out a salted fish in this exam, but I didn't know it was sticky.

22. I know that if I reach out, you won't come with me. So I stretched my legs and tripped you, and you really stood up and chased me.

23. When I was a child, I always wanted to see if there was anyone around me. If there is, I will cry on my stomach. If not, I got up with a smile. When you grow up, after "falling", you still have to see if there is anyone around you. If so, laugh and cry if you don't lie down.

24. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.

25. Sometimes, you can get what you want most by sticking to what you don't want to do the most.

26. Loneliness is a terrible thing. I was lonely for a long time, and even the enemy wanted to see it.

27. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest.

28. Get out with your arrogant and shabby clothes.

29. Don't think that people who are always smiling or taciturn are easy to provoke. When you take off his mask, you don't even have a chance to kneel.

30. Dad, mom, be calm at the parent-teacher meeting. You should face the teacher frankly and provoke the relationship between you and me. I am your own. Do you believe me or him?

3 1. I want to be a shining psycho in your mediocre memory.

32. If my mother doesn't let me litter, I will throw you out.