Who still remembers the contents of the wedding vows read by Jinan Civil Affairs Bureau when receiving the certificate? Please answer

Today is my wife's wedding day. After several years of hard work, today's marriage is really hard-won. Therefore, in order to remember this wonderful moment, cherish this wonderful marriage and reassure my wife's family and friends, I now swear:

First, adhere to the absolute leadership of his wife. Wife always comes first, children second, dogs third and I fourth.

Second, conscientiously implement the "four sons" principle, treat your wife as a grandson, treat your mother-in-law as a dutiful son, eat like a mosquito and work like a donkey.

Third, take good care of your wife, be a civilized husband, and do "call back, scold back, and smile with a cold face."

Fourth, sincerely accept his wife's emotional dictatorship, "don't talk to strangers", especially don't talk to strange women. Except, of course, the old lady who asked for directions.

Fifth, adhere to the system of paying all wages and bonuses. Don't tamper with your salary and don't hide your money in the closet. But you can apply for 500 yuan change every month. Parentheses, Japanese yen.

Sixth, actively respond to the "six eggs" call. You can only look at your wife's face, kiss her face before going out and sleep next to her face. When I get old, I will never call her a pervert again. My wife calls me an "asshole" and I am a "soft egg".

Haha, I wish you happiness.

I hope everyone agrees to adopt it, thank you ~