Joke Collection Website - Public benefit messages - I have a friend who asks me to send a message to wake her up every day. Please write some interesting wake-up messages.

I have a friend who asks me to send a message to wake her up every day. Please write some interesting wake-up messages.

It's dawn, wake up the pig, the breeder comes to see the pig, and the pig is still sleeping! There is an assassination mission. get up ...

Get up, there are 500 PSP sellers downstairs ... Call you Sister Pig after sleeping and don't call you wife after getting up. My ex-girlfriend asked me to play. Will you join us? Ha ha.

Honey, I think ... when I get up, the sun shines on PP. When I was a child, I heard my mother say that my ass would be cooked if I basked too long, so now you can either change your face and continue baking or get dressed. You have no choice ... Bitch, it's time to get up! Open the door. I will send breakfast to XX factory (the name of our factory). If there is a prize-winning question and answer, reply directly to participate. Q: Are you awake? Wake-up reply 1, wake-up reply 2, sleepwalking reply 3, no reply 4. For details, call the hotline: 1 10 lazy pig! Dinner is ready, get up, little girl! It's dawn, wake up the pig, the breeder comes to see the pig, and the pig is still sleeping!