Quotations of Li Ao's mood

1. Teenagers care about size, young people care about length, and old people care about hardness. 2, all women will steal people, as long as there is an opportunity! Women cheat before the age of 30, and catch rape after 30.

3. Men should love women more and know less about women; Women should know more about men and love less about men.

4. Finding the extraordinary part of common sense is the extraordinary person.

When I want to find someone I admire, I will look in the mirror.

6. Get married because you don't know, and get divorced because you know.

I can't wait for the final judgment to clean up all the villains and enemies. In the middle of the road, I will kill him at will.

8. Many people want to scold me. If you want to scold, please line up. It's hard to say whether it's your turn.

9. She doesn't need to have sex, but she can do it. He needs sex, but he doesn't. This is the dividing line between beauty and hero.

10 As the saying goes, people who have no long-term worries must have near worries. Li Ao, on the other hand, thinks that if a person has long-term concerns, he will have short-term concerns.

1 1, others call TA a basTArd, but I have a skill, and I can prove that ta is a bastard.

12, stupid people can't do the stupidest things, and the stupidest things are done by smart people.

13, I have never been arrogant, but I have always been proud.

14, the new women in the past walked out of the kitchen; Modern new women don't go in at all

15, one of the most annoying jobs in the world is the cause of failure.

16, Sun Yat-sen built castles in the air for the people, but Chiang Kai-shek put away the rent.

I like sundials. As long as there is no sunshine, it doesn't count time.

18, produced in Hong Kong, censored in Beijing and broadcast in Shenzhen.

19, people are living ghosts, ghosts are dead.

20. Women have only one view of marriage; Men have 100 1 views on marriage.

2 1, sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.

22, don't do boring things, the difficulties are endless.

23. When you grow up, you know what it is. The so-called maturity is that you deliberately say you don't know after you know it.

24, the surface calm is actually not calm. Before the time bomb exploded, the surface was the calmest.

God gave you two hands, which means you can't rely on him for revenge, you must do it yourself.

26. I was challenged to say, bring it on. I didn't answer, I just ran away, and then Monday morning quarterback knocked him down.

27. Love begins with self-deception and ends with deception; Politics begins by deceiving others and ends by deceiving yourself.

28. If you are weak, you can't live well. In order to become strong, you will die of natural causes.

29. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

30. I often doubt that I am a nobody, because I often forget that I am a big shot.

3 1. When new women themselves are less worthy of love, the more they complain that others are not worthy of love.

32. Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but beauty is in the eye of the beauty.

33. You should know that behind people are wise men and aesthetes; He who knows how to look at people behind their backs is a traitor.

34. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary. Enemies don't believe your explanation, and friends don't need your explanation.

35. The way I swear is that people call you a bastard, but I have a skill that I can prove that you are a bastard.

36. There are only three kinds of human relations: first, he scolds me with you; Second, you scold him with me; Third, I scold you with him.

The best way to get revenge is to live longer and better than the enemy.

38. If you have no capital, you don't want to steal a chicken, you need a handful of rice!

39. The best way of revenge is to live longer and better than the enemy.

40. Destroying enemies depends on friends; It is a friend's wife who destroys a friend; It's up to God to destroy a friend's wife.

4 1, stupid people are terrible not because they are stupid, but because they are smart.

42. The biggest shame of politicians is to go back on their word and call it temporary change.

43. The smartest woman will become a fool when she encounters her own emotional problems, while the smartest man will become a philosopher when she encounters her own emotional problems.

44. It is not interesting to be taught by the geniuses in the world; It is a pleasure to be called a fool on earth.

45. The iron pestle is ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. It's no use grinding the wrong material.

46. Injuries are inevitable in life, but don't hurt your back when you run away. .

47. She doesn't need to have sex, but she can do it. He needs sex, but he doesn't have to. This is the difference between a beauty and a hero.

48. I am never afraid that women don't love me. She does not love me, so I love myself more.

49. Good people doing bad things are more disgusting than bad people doing bad things.

50. Sexually incompetent people like to brag about their sexual abilities. This man's hormones are all in his mouth.

5 1, some women make men weak all over, and only one place hardens. And some women make men hard all over, only one place becomes soft.

52. Frankenstein is terrible, but metaphysical weirdos are even more terrible. Mou Zongsan and others are typical metaphysical weirdos. His articles and speeches were unintelligible, but the Kuomintang still praised him. -Only assholes praise assholes.

53. The first happiness in life is to do what you think you can't do, and the second happiness in life is to do what others think you can't do.

Some people think that modern civilization has abolished cows and horses and replaced them with cars. As we all know, modern people have to be cattle and horses to get on the bus.

55. There are failures and heroes, but there are no failed heroes. Wen Tianxiang and Shi Kefa are both great heroes of success. Heroes never fail. When the sky falls, he will catch swans.

56. The British say that Britain has no eternal friends or enemies, only eternal interests. For me, Li Ao, I have no eternal friends or enemies, only eternal justice.

57. Cherish the sunset glow on the mountain, the flowers on the grave, the dew on the leaves, the chicken on the palm, the butterfly on the shoulder and the blood and tears on the bed.

58. There is only one way for a wise man to face Li Ao, and that is to make friends with him desperately. You must never be an invincible enemy of Li Ao. If you are his enemy, you will hate your friends.

59. Stupid people are terrible, not because they are stupid, but because they are smart. Stupid people can't do the stupidest things. The stupidest things are done by smart people.

60. There is only one reason to move forward; There are a hundred reasons to retreat. Many people find a hundred reasons to prove that they are not cowards all day long, but never prove that they are warriors with one reason.

6 1, I have two great regrets in my life. One is that I can't find a person as good as my friend, and the other is that I can't sit down and listen to a wonderful speech.

62. I have two great regrets in my life: First, I can't find such a good person as Li Ao as a friend; Second, I can't sit under the stage and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.

63. It is wrong to be either an enemy or a friend; You can be a friend or an enemy. The enemy should be lenient; Friends should be strictly accepted.

64. You can't wait for enthusiasm to save people, nor can you wait for inspiration to write a composition. Just as prostitutes can't wait for sexual desire to receive customers.

65. Timid hypocrites describe white as gray; The bold hypocrite described black as gray. The most successful way to reverse black and white is not to reverse black and white, but to lose black and white.

66, washing three points of warmth is that the ass enjoys happiness and the head suffers; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass; Listening to the lectures given by scholars in Taiwan Province Province is hard on both sides.

67. When a person is over 50 years old, you can't ask yesterday to be better than today. But when a person is only fifty years old, how can he know that today is better than yesterday?

68. You can't wait for enthusiasm to save people, nor can you wait for inspiration to write a composition. Just as prostitutes can't wait for sexual desire to receive customers. You should do what belongs to you, even if you are forced to.

Being a martyr is nothing, but being a soldier is smart. I am not only an ordinary soldier, but also a swaggering soldier, a happy soldier, a soldier who makes you laugh and cry!

Before the age of 70 or 50, when you see a girl you like, you start at once; At the age of 60, my heart was trembling; When I was 70 years old, I saw a girl I liked and turned around and left. it's over

7 1, everyone only looks at the unhealthy problem of teenagers, but forgets to look at the unhealthy problem of the elderly. Many problems of unhealthy teenagers are actually caused by unhealthy old age. Never before, at all times and in all countries, have so many unhealthy old people gathered together like the Kuomintang clique, never!

72. The master is only responsible for himself, not for the people he saved. The masses are ungrateful and ignorant, and the masses know nothing. Why are they responsible for them?

Li Ao's love quotations

Li Ao's love quotations

1, not every man is a prince on a white horse.

So, please don't demand that he is not tall or handsome, and don't blame him for giving you only a pair of gloves instead of ninety-nine roses. Baby, you know, that's not a prince, you are his princess forever, and his love is the glass slipper that makes you a princess.

Not every man can talk about love.

Therefore, when he simply answers "Love you or not", please don't doubt and don't let him turn this answer into a helpless habit. Baby, you should learn to understand wordless promises. Please believe that when he quietly looks at you and smiles, when he gently touches your hair, when he naturally holds your hand, he loves you.

Not every man is good at refuting.

Therefore, when there is a misunderstanding and he is silent, please don't push him away and cry your eyes red. Maybe in his view, it's just an insignificant woman or something he will never do. He always believes this is true and doesn't need much explanation. Baby, don't take this persistence as the default easily. Can't you see he's at a loss?

You know, yours is not Superman or Batman.

So, when he can't appear at the first time when you are in trouble. Please don't blame him, because he can't be with you when you are helpless. That worry is the biggest punishment for him. Baby, please remember, when he asks afterwards, please answer gently and tell him that everything is fine and don't worry.

For men, face is more important than anything else.

So, please give him full status in front of his friends. If he ignores you in front of his friends, don't think he doesn't pay attention. Maybe he just wants to show your meekness. Never mind being a little woman in front of people, babies. You know, that's the privilege of spoiled women.

6. Maybe men can't understand what women are thinking.

So, when you say no on purpose and he really walks away, please don't swear to punish him well, because he is more depressed than you at the moment. If your partner can't understand you, then, babies, just tell him clearly that he will love you more easily and you can get what you really want. Why not?

7. Men should also have their own lives.

They will also be obsessed with games and want to go out drinking and playing cards with friends. At this time, please don't send text messages and make phone calls, and don't ask him why he didn't take you with him. Don't you have a woman's private space? Baby, give each other enough space to breathe fresh air.

8. Men will be fragile and suddenly depressed inexplicably.

So, when his face is full of fatigue and his eyes are full of boredom, please don't ask him if he doesn't love you anymore. You know, no one can please others all the time. Baby, at this moment, don't ask him what's wrong, just stay with him quietly.

Generally speaking, men don't understand women's hearts.

But sometimes, don't you often ignore their feelings? I have the obligation to accompany my girlfriend, but I have no right to give up my job. Under the strong sign, a man can only carry everything on one shoulder. Life is very tired. When he works hard for the future, babies, you shouldn't make them too tired.

Li Ao's emotional quotations

1. Marry because you don't know, divorce because you know. The best way of revenge is to live longer and better than the enemy.

3, life is inevitably injured, but don't hurt your back when you run away.

I'm never afraid that women don't love me. She does not love me, so I love myself more.

Teenagers care about size, young people care about length, and old people care about hardness.

6. Sun Yat-sen built castles in the air for the people, but Chiang Kai-shek took the rent.

7. Nine times out of ten, women have a little love in their hearts, showing two things on the surface.

8. Many people want to scold me. If you want to scold, please line up. It's hard to say whether it's your turn.

When a girl falls in love with a man, she will never see his shortcomings.

10, there are many ways to destroy love, but the storm of uprooting is borrowing money.

1 1, falling in love begins with self-deception and ends with deception; Politics begins by deceiving others and ends by deceiving yourself.

12, the greatest happiness of a woman in love is that the man she loves admits that she is a part of him.

13, women's physical strength is inherently weak, so usually they like strong men with big arms.

14, God created men to make him lonely, and women to make him more lonely.

15. Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love will be doomed.

16, you can get love in any way, but you need wisdom to keep it.

17, people with sexual impotence like to brag about their sexual ability, and the hormones of such people are all in his mouth.

18, love should be a pledge of eternal love. Only single-minded and faithful love is true love.

19, others call TA a basTArd, but I have a skill, and I can prove that ta is a bastard.

20. Tears are the most primitive weapon for women, and also the most powerful weapon that men can't resist.

2 1, the iron pestle is ground into needles, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. It's no use grinding the wrong material.

22. Men should love women more and know less about women; Women should know more about men and love less about men.

23. As the saying goes, people who have no long-term worries must have near worries. Li Ao, on the other hand, thinks that if a person has long-term concerns, he will have short-term concerns.

24, all women will steal people, as long as there is an opportunity! Women cheat before the age of 30, and catch rape after 30.

If you want to be loved by others, you must first make yourself worthy of being loved, not for a day or a week, but forever.

26. What a person can do will not be in vain: like what you like, beat what you don't like, and live a life you hate!

27. The way I swear is that people call you a bastard, but I have a skill that I can prove that you are a bastard.

I can't wait for the final judgment to clean up all the villains and enemies. In the middle of the road, I will kill him at will.

29. She doesn't need to have sex, but she can do it. He needs sex, but he doesn't. This is the dividing line between beauty and hero.

30. I was challenged to say, bring it on. I didn't answer, I just ran away, and then Monday morning quarterback knocked him down.

3 1, if someone pursues it, there is not a woman in the world who is not on cloud nine. This is why women are so charming.

32. As long as there is a lower class, I will be the same; As long as there are criminals, I will follow; As long as there are ghosts in prison, I am not free.

33. You can't wait for enthusiasm to save people, nor can you wait for inspiration to write a composition. Just as prostitutes can't wait for sexual desire to receive customers.

The first happiness in life is to do what you think you can't do, and the second happiness in life is to do what others think you can't do.

Women must understand and remember that men love beautiful women, regardless of age, as long as they are men.

Some people think that modern civilization has abolished cows and horses and replaced them with cars. As we all know, modern people have to be cattle and horses to get on the bus.

37. Stupid people are terrible, not because they are stupid, but because they are smart. Stupid people can't do the stupidest things. The stupidest things are done by smart people.

38. Women seldom want to ask themselves: Does he really love me? But she will ask herself 100 times: Is he in love with another woman?

Cherish the sunset glow on the mountain, the flowers on the grave, the dew on the leaves, the chicken on the palm, the butterfly on the shoulder and the blood and tears on the bed.

40. Boys, especially those gentlemen, like the temptation of women, instead of annoying their women by waiting.

4 1, dealing with women always ends like this: love is dedicated to her; All women deserve special love.

42. Some women make men weak all over, but only one place is hard. And some women make men hard all over, only one place becomes soft.

43. The smartest woman will become a fool when she encounters her own emotional problems, while the smartest man will become a philosopher when she encounters her own emotional problems.

44. This is life. You can't choose everything and get everything. You took something and didn't take it. If you don't take it, you must face the loss calmly. If you lose something, you gain something.

45. There are reasons to move on. People are looking for a hundred reasons to prove that they are not cowards, but they refuse to find a reason to prove that they are warriors.

46. I have two great regrets in my life. One is that I can't find such an excellent person as Li Ao as my friend, and the other is that I can't sit on the stage and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.

47. When young girls meet someone's first proposal (courtship), even if they are willing to agree in their hearts, they always verbally refuse him, sometimes even twice or three times.

48. In fact, this is life. You can't choose everything. You took something and didn't take it. If you don't accept it, you should face what you have lost. If you lose something, you gain something. .

49. No, if you can stand loneliness, you will lose. Not lonely at all. Note that this is the most fundamental problem. If you endure loneliness, you get entangled with it, and you lose.

50. Nothing interests women more than eloquence. Poor women, they don't know how many times an obedient boyfriend is better than a talking boyfriend.

5 1, there is only one reason to move forward; There are a hundred reasons to retreat. Many people find a hundred reasons to prove that they are not cowards all day long, but never prove that they are warriors with one reason.

Before the age of 52 or 50, when you see a girl you like, you start at once; At the age of 60, my heart was trembling; When I was 70 years old, I saw a girl I liked and turned around and left. It's over.

Being a martyr is nothing, but being a soldier is smart. I am not only an ordinary soldier, but also a swaggering soldier, a happy soldier, a soldier who makes you laugh and cry!

54. A woman in love requires her lover to be a hero, a giant and a demigod, and she doesn't belong to him completely, so she will be happy only if she has him completely.

Although there are many kinds of people in the world, you can only be one kind of person, and you can only choose to be one kind of person. At the same time, you must refuse to be many other types of people, although there are still many interesting and attractive elements.

56. No one is worth fighting with, and everyone must apologize to me. No one can beat me, because I am invincible. Don't argue with me, one more word will expose one more point of stupidity.

57. The elements to win the favor of women are probably: firm will, determination, courage, kindness and integrity. On the contrary, intellectual excellence has no direct or instinctive power on women.

58. Franklin made a very touching remark. He said: Where there is freedom, there is my motherland. This sentence was rewritten by Li Ao as this is my country, and I want it to be free.

59. He sat by the water, his thoughts floating, just like duckweed on the water. But who is qualified to compare with duckweed? Duckweed still has roots, but I, the emperor, was imprisoned on an island and even uprooted.

60. A really good man must be a man with great wisdom, benevolence and courage, arrogant and maverick, praised by the whole world without making suggestions and discouraged by the whole world, even though thousands of people have gone on.

6 1, Frankenstein is terrible, but metaphysical weirdos are even more terrible. Mou Zongsan and others are typical metaphysical weirdos. His articles and speeches were unintelligible, but the Kuomintang still praised him. Only assholes praise assholes.

62. The British say that Britain has no eternal friends or enemies, only eternal interests. For me, Li Ao, I have no eternal friends or enemies, only eternal justice.

63. Li Ao commented on Japanese porn: Japanese porn women are better at calling the bed than American porn women, because Japanese women are more careful and connected. Li Ao said watching American porn is like watching the Three People's Principles.

64. Women are a big obstacle to men's future. It is not easy to fall in love with a woman and want to do something else. There is only one way to fall in love with a woman conveniently and without any hindrance from her, and that is to get married.

65. Someone asked Yu Guangzhong: Li Ao finds fault with you every day, but you never respond. Why? I hesitated for a moment and answered: scolding me every day means that he can't live without me; I ignored him, proving that I can live without him.

66. Women will ignore themselves in happy love. When she has a premonition of danger, she will start to care about her manners, clothes and gfd again, and start to tidy up her room and actively hang out in social places. This posture is like a war.

67. Don't love so much, just a little. The love of others is like the depth of the sea. Don't love so much, just a little. Other people's love is eternal, but mine is short-lived. I don't love that much, just a little. I only glanced at you when others gave you the glad eye.

68. People's pain is that they can only fight the enemy, but not their friends. Or you can only fight with your friends, not yourself. Only those who are brave and courageous can fight against themselves, against themselves today and yesterday.

69. People only look at the unhealthy problems of teenagers, but forget to look at the unhealthy problems of old people. Many problems of unhealthy teenagers are actually caused by unhealthy old age. Never before, at all times and in all countries, have so many unhealthy old people gathered together like the Kuomintang clique, never!

70. If a person always hides in front of the person he loves most, so that he (she) doesn't know that he (she) is interested in her (him), then she (he) may not have a chance to win his (her) goodwill; Then it's no use keeping everyone in the dark.

7 1, looking for profitable reading in the world with an affordable mind. You can also learn from Li Ao's reading methods. Read the outline first, and then jump through the text with the eyes of the bird watching group. If you grasp the key points, write them down, circle them and even cut them out. This efficient shallow reading can be regarded as heartless.

72. Every woman yearns for love and happiness that people love. The desire for protection, improvement and sympathy is a characteristic of women. Coupled with sentimentality and uncontrollable, it is often difficult for women to refuse each other. This made them think that they were in love.

You don't know my character, do you? I don't eat at all. I'm a lot like Jews and Israelis. My reaction is quick. We in China think that it is better to lose money than to take advantage, but I have never done so. In the past, it was a loss, but now I want to use it and get it back. That's what I am. I will never lose!

74. Li Ao is not only a famous writer and political prisoner, but also the king of litigation that everyone fears. In addition to suing the president, it is almost impossible for the presidents of the Fifth Academy, the Palace Museum, prominent politicians on the table, media leaders and even government agencies to escape the fate of being sued by Li Ao as long as they are locked by Li Ao.

75. The so-called failure is only the first step to success. Success may only take two steps, and failure is half the battle. Success may take ten steps, and failure is one tenth of success. Therefore, don't look at failure in isolation, but look at failure as a successful section and a successful front section, and look at failure and power amplifier together.

76. I always face any phenomenon I don't understand bravely and don't let it scare me. I am above. Man should think that he is superior to lions, tigers and orangutans, higher than all things in nature, even higher than things he can't understand, such as miracles, otherwise he is just a mouse afraid of everything.

Li Ao's famous saying

Li Ao's famous saying

1, sometimes explanations are unnecessary: enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations, Li Ao.

2. As a weak person, you can't live well; In order to become strong, you will die of natural causes. Li ao

What a person can do will not be in vain: like what you like, beat what you don't like, and live a life you hate! Li ao

The first happiness in life is to do what you think you can't do, and the second happiness in life is to do what others think you can't do. Li ao

The way I swear is that others call you a bastard, but I have a skill. I can prove that you are Li Ao's illegitimate child.

6. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again. Li ao

7. If you don't take the initiative, a beautiful woman will let other men climb on her. If you don't refuse, an ugly girl will climb on you. If you don't say yes, no woman will let you climb on her. In fact, the same is true of work: if you don't take the initiative, good jobs will be taken away by others. Don't refuse, everything will be arranged for you, and you will often be criticized. You don't promise that no leader will believe you, because the leader can't feel your determination. Li ao

8. Forget who I am, Li Ao

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