Humorous greetings at noon

No matter in school or in society, everyone is familiar with greetings, which are also called meeting language and greetings. So, how to write a greeting? The following is my carefully arranged humorous greetings at noon, for reference only, hoping to help everyone.

Humorous noon greetings 1 1, the morning light is my greeting theme, I wish you a happy and colorful day; The rising sun is the carrier of my wish. May your task be promoted step by step! (used when meeting in the afternoon) Good afternoon.

2, the same weekend, different mood, I wish you all the best, happy mood, always smile, good health, my message, I wish you a happy weekend, happy weekend!

Don't be cold-hearted because of too much busyness, and don't lose enjoyment because of too much pursuit. Life is more than work. Please enjoy the blessings of life and have a nice weekend!

4. Open the window in the morning, embrace the sunshine and feel the natural smile; Take a walk in the evening, talk about home, and taste ordinary pleasure. Good afternoon, have a nice day!

5, looking all over the world, looking for it; Searching in the world, searching up and down; It is difficult to decide whether it is true or not, and it is in a dilemma; Why should we be clear about right and wrong?

6. Open your eyes and slow down; Get up quickly and stretch; Smile, the perfect afternoon begins again. Good afternoon, I wish you a happy mood, smooth work and sweet life.

7. This is a happy and quiet world. The sunshine is as bright as ever, and the wind is as gentle as ever. I hope the good times will stop like this and bring you joy and encouragement. Have a nice weekend!

8. Small news flies fast, and it flies in the morning and gathers in the afternoon, bringing my thoughts to you quickly. I wish you a happy day, a safe and prosperous life, and happiness will always accompany you!

9. Sleep away yesterday's fatigue, forget yesterday's troubles, open today's eyes and open today's beauty. Good afternoon, may my greetings moisten you like a cold morning!

10, there are clouds in the blue sky, there are faint poems in the clouds, there are deep feelings in the faint poems, and there are my deep greetings in the deep feelings. I wish you happiness!

1 1, weaving a small straw hat for you, connecting the good luck of every day in series, embellishing the warmth of every moment and shielding the summer sunshine. If you wear it all the time, happiness will hang over your head.

12, if the stars know, the self carries all the wishes. Then it will flash with a bang. When you see the brightest star. That's my wish for you; May you be safe and happy.

13, water entering the desert is the most precious; Heavy night lights are the most precious; Friendship in the vast sea of people is the most precious; Happy life and health are the most precious; May you have all the most precious and perfect things!

14, find an elegant teahouse, put two old rattan chairs on both sides, pour two glasses of sake, look at the sky and make a faint toast, let your thoughts drift away with the wine, let your blessings be sent by SMS, and have a nice weekend!

Good afternoon. 15. A beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. When you go to the house of the God of Wealth, your dream will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. Your partner's wishes are sincere.

16, send you a cup of afternoon tea: take blessings as leaves, remind us to make flowers, take enthusiasm as water, take tolerance as a cup, and drink out the good mood and happiness of your life. It's too hot in the afternoon, be careful of the high temperature!

17, music makes people comfortable, praise makes people sweet, love makes people infatuated, friendship makes people sincere, and you make people care. May my sincerity and care make you happy every day!

18, put down the busy work, put aside the depressed mood, have a cup of fragrant tea, listen to a piece of music, receive a short message from me, and relax. I wish you happiness!

19, sometimes I forget to contact you when I am tired; I was tired and forgot to care about you; Doesn't mean I forgot about you. A short message, a blessing; A message, a concern, I wish you happiness!

20. Catch a butterfly and give it to you. May you have happy wings and send you in the breeze. I hope you feel better and send you a text message. May you shine every day! Have a nice weekend!

2 1, the weekend is coming, you might as well go out and feel the warmth of spring and appreciate the fragrance of peach blossoms; Go and hold the hand of sunshine and touch the willow branches. Have a nice weekend and let your troubles slip away!

22. Broadcast the weather forecast to you on time: the morning greeting message reminds you that today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, safe hail and happy flash.

23. This summer, I sincerely wish that the tree will protect you, the scorching sun will let you, the breeze will greet you, the rainstorm will hide you, your lover will leave you, your neighbors will help you, and your friends will remember you. Only you won the 5 million grand prize.

24, send you a life remote control, set up a happy channel specially for you, have a happy signal, broadcast a safe report every day, always have a good luck forecast, and the health ratings have soared. May you always smile happily!

25. Seven Laws of Weekend: First, restrain the excitement; second, seize the opportunity; third, devote yourself wholeheartedly; fourth, hold your temper; fifth, sprint at the weekend; sixth, get rid of fatigue; seventh, be warm inside and outside. It's weekend again, my friend. Happy weekend.

26, summer with autumn tigers, I will not see you at noon in the morning and evening. Appropriate clothing to prevent colds, carrots and mung beans are good supplements. Close the doors and windows before going to bed and pay more attention to hygiene. Don't catch cold with a thin quilt. Happy autumn harvest. Sing!

27. Send you an auspicious hat, which is as auspicious as a treasure; Send you a happy dress, a pair of healthy pants, a pair of safety shoes, and a safe and harmonious entry and exit!

28. The sun lost its residual temperature, and the leaves deepened with autumn. Greetings on weekdays are the warmest, and silence is better than sound. It is sweetest to miss your heart silently, and family ties are extending. Good wishes come and go. May you be happy for ten minutes!

29. lend some money to life and struggle to pay it back; Write an iou to success and repay it with hard work; Borrow some money from happiness and repay it with happiness; Borrow some love from me and repay me with your life as my friend.

30. The angel asked me to tell you that you are as lucky as the stars in the sky and as happy as the fish at the bottom of the sea! Open your eyes in the morning, and the first ray of sunshine hits you, which is a perfect start! I wish you happy every day!

3 1, life, busy; Figure, in a hurry; Care, bit by bit; Miss, really; Greetings, sweet and sweet; Blessing, really sincere. I wish you a happy day and a happy life.

32. Cold wind blows troubles, snowflakes send auspiciousness, a greeting sends care, a message sends photos, and a blessing sends well-being. In winter, keep warm when it is cold. I wish you happiness and health!

33. Send away five days of busyness, forget five days of distress, get rid of five days of fatigue and discard five days of pressure. The weekend is coming, sleep late, exercise your muscles, keep smiling, and let relaxation become the mainstream. Have a nice weekend!

34. Happy every day! Edited by punchline, printed by Health and Peace Printing Company, and published by Happy Publishing Company. I wish you a good publication. The message you received is a limited edition, and the price is 1 jiao, but friendship is priceless. I wish you happiness!

35, with romantic cherry blossoms, sprinkle in the world you love; Bloom in the starry sky of your dreams with bright fireworks; Sweet your happy life with charming smile; With sincere wishes, I wish you happiness and happiness forever.

36. There are no free Tuesdays. If you want to get paid, you must work hard and learn to be patient. On Tuesday, the cowboy was busy and the boss was in a hurry. They are all busy with their lives, and they are all wage earners. Let's get busy and live. I hope you have a happy and busy Tuesday.

37. Autumn wind and autumn rain come, autumn is autumn sorrow, and the scenery in late autumn is twice as bleak. Friends wish each other not to forget, say hello to eliminate all concerns, miss a word in autumn, and laugh happily forever. May you never be sad again!

38. Making friends in life begins and ends, not for ups and downs in the middle. What is more important in life is to know yourself, and to know the flesh and blood relatives in all corners of the world. If you know that all corners of the world are brothers, where will you meet an old friend, and your friendship will always accompany you!

39. The cold winter comes quietly. The changeable weather is always a blessing! May the faint mist gently caress your physical and mental fatigue, and the cold wind will convey my heartfelt concern: it's cold, keep warm!

40. When the summer heat comes, blow a cool breeze, shake off irritability and feel refreshed; Drift away a refreshing rain, refreshing summer heat, refreshing lungs; Send a greeting, refreshing and pleasant, sincere and friendly. I wish you a happy summer, a happy summer!

4 1, I hope I am the only one who sees snowflakes greeting you this year. For the arrival of this snowflake, I waited and waited from winter, and the first snowflake finally caught my eye. I excitedly picked up my mobile phone and immediately sent my feelings to my wishes.

42. I miss you silently and pervade your heart. In the dead of night, the falling rain is a lullaby I play for you. I hope you can sleep peacefully and have a dream with you! Good night, baby! Sweet dreams!

43, depression is dust, light and ubiquitous, ignore but live as usual; Happiness is air, quiet as a shadow, without which you can't breathe. Dear friends, work happily and live healthily!

44, Wenzhou train rear-ended, the sudden disaster is ruthless, I hope the accident rescue can be successfully completed, the injured forget the pain, and the deceased will ascend to heaven! Friends, let's pray together! May the dead rest in peace, the trapped escape, and the living be strong!

45. On this brilliant day that belongs to you, whether it is cloudy or rainy, let the wind send my most sincere greetings and the flowers send my most heartfelt wishes: I wish you happiness forever.

46, a friend does not need to contact every day, and occasional greetings can also make people feel happy; A greeting doesn't need a thousand words, but a short message can be very warm; Deep thoughts, faint expression: I wish you happiness forever!

47. You can go anywhere and have no shortage of natural friends. There are many text messages on weekdays, but it is hard to find friends' text messages. Take a short message with your hair to say hello here. Friends should pay more attention. Wish you all the best.

48, moonlight brings warm moonlight, scattered on your bedside; Ask the stars to bring warm dreams and enter your dreams; I weave a fragrant greeting that will stay in your heart forever, relieve your fatigue today and usher in a happy tomorrow!

49. There are sunny days and trees. There are cicadas, birds and flowers. Have an unbearable hot and cold experience. There are many faces in summer. May you have a happy side, forever!

50. Love is the poem and the sun in life. Sincerely bless you, the poem is warm, the song is wonderful, and the sun shines forever.

Humorous greetings at noon 2 1. The wind in summer is very refreshing, the rain in summer is very cool, and the blessings in summer are the brightest. Anyway, you are still in my heart. I wish you good health in the hot summer!

2. Friends do not choose those who have money and status, but those who have the right relationship; It's good to have a friend like you; I live a plain life and care about you as always. Friend, are you happy today?

3, shake up the happy little fan, refreshing with the breeze; Sing a happy little song, cool and floating with the music; Take a sip of wishful tea, and the coolness will sublimate with the fragrance. I wish you a cool summer and a happy life.

You can't change the heat of the weather, but you can reduce the fire in your body. May you enjoy the delicious popsicle.

5. A coolness comes to mind; You can't be isolated from the sun, but you can show the color of youth. I hope you can dress well and have the most beautiful street view. Summer is here, enjoy it and spend the summer cool.

6. You are the avatar's heavenly soldier. You need rain and rain, you need wind and wind. You are a magical general, unstoppable and moving Jianghu; The coolness in summer lies in the palm of your hand, turning your hands at night and turning your hands at dawn. I wish you better skills every day. You can't shout in the street. The police want to arrest you for disturbing the peace and entertaining yourself. This summer is cool enough!

7. The weather is hot, the mood is cheerful, the juice is chilled, the sadness is frozen, the troubles are gone, the health is always there, the happiness is always there, and the summer is cool!

8, the stream flows, just for you to pass by; The green tree stretches out its arms just for you to lean on; Birds sing clearly because you have to get up early; The beauty of nature is full, just because you want to read my information. Friend, send you a happy and sweet summer, and wish you good luck.

9, the weather is changeable, spare parts coat; When the temperature drops, prevent colds; Take rain gear and be prepared; Lightning is frequent, don't forget safety; Use air conditioning fans as little as possible; Drink more boiled water, detoxify and moisten the intestines; A few commonplaces, I wish you health!

10, this summer, Feng Zhi divorced; This summer, Vietnam made trouble again; This summer, the price of pork rose; This summer, I can't help thinking about you. I really want to ask: how have you been recently? !

1 1, Billboard selected Faye Wong as the best female singer of the year and Liu Yifei as the best actress of the year. Gaddafi is unhappy: I am a Filipino, too. Why didn't I win the prize? It is said that anyone who sees this message and does not forward it will be sold to South Africa to work as a laborer. Have you changed?

12, asking why you should wear a skirt in summer, because it is hot. Why do you want to eat watermelon in summer? Because the watermelon is ripe, I don't know such a simple question. Do you know why I sent you a message? Because I want to wish you a cool summer!

13, the weather is hot. In order to prevent heatstroke, please drill the soil. Those who need hair removal should shave their heads. If you don't do anything and don't want to do anything, congratulations, you have already practiced the magic of "being calm and naturally indifferent".

14, you and I are the "summer heat" of ordinary people. Speaking of light summer heat, I wish you happiness. I wish you can't escape the "summer heat", because there are golden houses in the "summer heat", Yan Ruyu in the "summer heat" and thousands of millet in the "summer heat".

15, the hot summer sun, send you a happy rabbit, come to the happy mountain, drink the happy spring, go to the happy hall, eat the happy lotus, meet the happy fairy, and listen to the happy words: happiness is simple, happiness is around, happiness is infinite, and happiness lasts all summer.

16, in the hot summer, when people are suffering, give ... medicine to clear the heart, bitter gourd, rice porridge and chrysanthemum tea, which can relieve summer heat, eliminate fatigue, exercise without drowsiness, and nourish the heart, liver and lungs. Happiness and health, peace and happiness are the most precious. Cool and refreshing in summer, happiness in pairs!

17, the karma in the world is the most bizarre. Life can't be taken, and death can't be taken. In life, everything can't go smoothly, and troubles will often come. A normal mirror is the most magical, indifferent and beautiful life.

18, a bowl of mung bean soup, clearing fire and reducing summer heat; A bowl of winter melon soup nourishes the stomach and lowers blood pressure; A bowl of tremella soup moistens the lungs and nourishes qi; A bowl of seaweed soup can not only lose weight but also supplement calcium. Four bowls of delicious soup in summer make the four seasons happy and healthy! Blessing SMS

19, touch a glass of cold beer to relieve the heat; Walking in the lotus pond at night, you can rely on it to calm down and cool down; The cool breeze reveals a face, which is the way it is. Ice bless you, wish you a cool summer!

Honey, I have something important to discuss with you! I want to change careers! I'm going to be a beggar. China has a population of 100 million. If everyone begged for a piece, I would have 100 million! You can also consider studying abroad, don't you think?

Humorous greetings at noon 3 1. Good afternoon. The most beautiful music bless you. I wish you a good mood.

2. Good noon on weekends. Sincere greetings to you. I wish you a good mood at noon!

3. Good afternoon, dear friends. Today is Thursday. I'm in a very good mood. I send you my best wishes. I wish you a colorful day in the future!

4.good afternoon. Sincere greetings to you. I wish you a good mood at noon!

Good afternoon. I ordered a warm song, a cup of hot tea, a greeting and a blessing for you.

6. Say hello at noon. I wish you success in your work.

7. Good afternoon, everyone. I wish you happiness every day!

8. Good afternoon, dear relatives and friends. Warm wishes to you. May you be happy every day!

9. Sending you a healthy lunch is happiness, warmth, good luck, sincerity, romance, joy, sincerity, sweetness and blessing. I hope you enjoy it slowly and wish you a happy new day!

10, where the sun shines, there are my blessings to you, where the rain has drenched, there are my greetings to you, where the text message can reach, and there are my dear partners. Good afternoon. I wish you happiness every day and always!

1 1. Good afternoon, old and new friends! Happy forever!

Good afternoon, dear! Peace, happiness, happiness and happiness are all for you. Wish you all the best!

13, good afternoon, give you the warmest wishes, wish you peace and happiness!

14, let go of the pressure and make companionship easier; Let's talk about ideas and make dreams come true early; Distress, pour out, let sadness go with the wind; Looking at happiness makes me feel brighter. I wish you happiness! Good afternoon, my friend!

15, good afternoon! Bless everyone, rich and auspicious! Happy! Lunch is delicious!

Good afternoon, my friend! Have a nice day. I wish you a smooth work and a happy life!

17, good afternoon, smiling at the sunshine, reflecting all the hopes and beauty in the future; Smile at the sky, and the ideal wings will fly higher and higher!

18, Sino-foreign negotiations, where's lunch? Ok, tie this knot and go through the back of your elbow. Love and hate can't be dyed, and they respect each other like guests.

19, the center is anxious about chestnuts, you can sleep in afternoon tea. Good wind blows over willow leaves, and friends and relatives know it. Love guests don't talk about money, but experience beauty.

20. A fate comes from God's will, a true feeling comes from memories, a touch comes from cherishing, a care comes from knowing each other, a warmth comes from caring, and a blessing comes from the bottom of my heart: Good afternoon, friends!

2 1, good afternoon! Spring and summer changes in temperature, the coordinates of the years moved forward for a period of time. The past is like smoke, and it disappears. What remains unchanged is mourning. Greetings are full of expectations and lingering feelings. May you walk in the forefront of happiness and be happy forever!

Good afternoon, my friend. I wish you good health every second and good luck every day.

Good afternoon, I hope you have a nice day!

24, intoxicating sweet songs, greetings and blessings to friends: good afternoon.

25, pregnant with Martin in the middle of the night, leaking at midnight. Good people are always straight, honey, so quit. Love this Shuang Ling. Damn it, the stars are falling.

26. Send you a cup of tea at noon: take blessings as leaves, exhortations as flowers, enthusiasm as water, and tolerance as cups to drink the good mood and happiness of your life. It is too hot in the afternoon, so pay attention to the high temperature!

Good afternoon. Thanks for having you in this life. I wish you a happy life!

28, courtship in the middle of the night, quiet suburban garden in the afternoon. Dear offspring, good birds are singing in my forest. Love the moon shadow as a companion, reflecting the fairy plate.

Good afternoon. Beginning of winter has passed and officially entered the winter. Please accept it. May your life be more exciting.

Say hello at noon, and feel good at work. I wish you a happy life, a smooth career and happiness every day.