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2, at any time, don't be sad for an ungrateful woman, men should know better, sad, and ultimately hurt their own hearts. If that woman is heartless, you can't break her heart, so put away your sadness and live a good life.
3, never endlessly around the woman you like, although you like her heartbroken and dying, you still have to learn to give her space, otherwise, you should be careful to tie her up too tightly, she will resent it.
4. When a woman says to you: Break up. Please don't be sad and sad, but smile and say, I've been waiting for you to say this for a long time. Then turn around and walk away.
5. Believe in yourself, be kind to yourself and make life wonderful. Don't think it will make someone regret it, but make your life more exciting.
6. Go out gracefully and calmly every day and bring yourself a different smile.
7. Give a shallow smile to a woman who appreciates you kindly.
8. After the age of 25, a man should learn to take care of his body.
9. Don't smoke if you can. Don't drink if you can.
10, no matter how depressed you are, don't go to the bar. A lonely person holding a goblet or smoking will increase his loneliness and injury.
1 1, don't be vain. Vanity is a poison and addictive.
12, wear a formal suit, but not too rigid.
13, you should have some best friends. When you are alone, you can be sure that your best friend will bring you tea and water. Why can't someone who loves you go with you instead of howling desperately?
14. Open your eyes and choose your future partner. If you make a mistake, leave immediately. Don't make do, it will hurt two people.
15, don't start work on women. First, you may not beat her; Second, the woman you are fighting with must be crazy. So, it's best not to move.
16, travel abroad. The mind in travel can be more abundant.
17. Have the habit of drinking afternoon tea, reading books and listening to music.
18, buy clothes and toys that suit you. What suits you is the best, so don't envy other people's styles.
19, don't accept any gifts from women you don't like.
Love only one person at a time.
2 1. Know what you want, including the woman you love.
22. Lack is better than abuse. Don't rob a woman just because you are lonely. This is unfair to you and her, and it's irresponsible.
23. Say no to the suitor you don't like, and refuse to show kindness and care. Even if she says it's none of your business.
24. Take your work seriously. Work may not make your heart beat as fast as love, but at least it can ensure that you have food and a house to live in, which uncertain love can't give, so work hard.
25. There are at least five sets of clothes of different colors and styles.
26. Know what to wear on what occasions.
27. Don't regret the good woman you missed. They don't belong to you, so you should open your eyes and look for another one.
28. Don't fall in love with a married woman. She still swears to you that she will abandon her husband and children and marry you. If they really have no feelings, they will naturally divorce, instead of saying something inexplicable to you all day.
It doesn't matter if no one sends flowers on Valentine's Day or birthday. You can buy beautiful gifts for your parents with the money you spend on flowers.
Remember the birthdays of the people you like, including your family and of course yourself.
3 1, you can love a woman, but don't lose everything. No woman is worth your life to please. If you don't love yourself, how can you make others love you?
32. Cook some delicious food for her occasionally. But don't do it every day Men are not born to go to the kitchen every day for someone.
33. In your spare time, run by yourself, stay healthy, play an elegant piece of music, read a few pages of good books, and then sleep in. It's cool.
34. It's nice to experience a crazy thing, such as visiting someone across Qian Shan.
If you don't have time and energy, don't care about raising small animals. It is cruel to ignore them, even though I understand that you are lonely and need a companion.
36. Don't learn to play mahjong. Don't do things that torture your body and mind.
37, occasionally sing to yourself, it doesn't matter whether it is good or bad, as long as it is cheerful.
38. When you are lonely, find good friends to chat, go shopping and eat. Don't let loneliness drown you.
39. If you send a text message to someone you like, she won't reply. Don't send it again
40. In case you are weak, please choose the person to talk to.
4 1, remember to look in the mirror before going out and check whether the dress is harmonious. If the time is too tight, it is recommended to choose clothes to wear before going to bed the next day.
No matter who you meet, you must arrive before the appointed time.
43. In case of accidental drunkenness, don't call anyone, including your best friend and her.
44. Go home early at night. I don't have a car. I have to take a taxi after ten o'clock.
45. From now on, be smart and don't ask her if she misses you. Love you or not? If she wants you or loves you, she will naturally tell you, but if she says it from your mouth, she will be proud and don't care about you.
46. Treat your love with her equally and fairly. If you step on many boats, you will eventually fall down.
47. Go to the movies alone. Buy popcorn and coke and have a good laugh. Or, tears streaming down her face. If you like sports and watching football games, no one will care if you die, but it's relaxing and carefree.
48. Don't miss the same person for 24 hours. You can share some with your family and friends.
49. If you like someone, tell them as much as possible. Maybe you can't get the answer, but at least you have tried, and you don't have to regret it in the future (maybe it's the other person who regrets it, hehe).
50. There are fixed entertainment places, such as fixed cafes and fitness shops. Let the waiter in that place know you, so that you will have a warm place to go when you are lonely.
5 1, if you decide to leave someone, act quickly and cut the gordian knot; If you decide to fall in love with someone, please spend more time to see if it suits you.
52. Ask someone for suggestions on color matching. Don't be ashamed all day, let yourself shine, and don't waste your youth and burly figure.
Don't torture yourself for anyone or anything. For example, skipping meals, crying, autism and depression are all things that fools do. Of course, it is necessary to be stupid occasionally, and life doesn't have to be smart all the time.
If a woman tells you that she likes you, believe her. If she says she doesn't love you anymore, believe her. At any time, tell yourself that a person who doesn't love you is lucky to leave.
In any case, don't talk about her behind her back. If you must say it, say something nice.
56. Buy yourself comfortable pajamas, and it doesn't matter if you are exposed.
57. You are allowed to watch soap operas occasionally, but you can't rely on them. It is allowed to be unkempt occasionally, but pay attention to the occasion. Occasionally swearing is allowed, but only in front of old friends or alone. Remember the carefree feeling after forgetting to speak.
58. love Br> This is your second business card, but it's not because you don't need to work hard.
59. Love your parents, make a phone call once a week or take time to have dinner together. (It should be in the top ten. )
60. You don't have to choose to destroy the ID or disappear for someone. Love and not love will continue to live, and there will be a good ending when it is over. Why bother yourself?
6 1, wear textured clothes to find a quality girlfriend. She may not be beautiful, but she must make you feel safe and happy.
62. There should be flowers in the living room. Remember to change the water. If you are going on a business trip, don't go out after cleaning, and don't come back to face a room full of mosquitoes and insects.
63. When you are free, give yourself a favorite aromatherapy and let the fragrance fill the room. It's an honor.
64. Eat if you want. In order not to make his body look bloated and hungry, that is the stupidest person in the world.
65. If possible, try to keep it short. Long hair looks really romantic, but it's always not sunny.
66. When you are on a whim, you can help her with housework, but don't flatter yourself and help her buy feminine products. Let her buy whatever she likes.
67. If a woman says something that makes you embarrassed, forgive her. A forgiven woman will eventually regret losing a tolerant boyfriend like you.
68. One goal needs to be achieved within at least two years. A life with a purpose is not too boring.
69. If you have the misfortune to meet more than one woman who has no feelings for you, please smile first, and then despise her: you are the dirtiest and most shameless woman I have ever seen in my life. Then leave in the most beautiful way and never look back.
70. If a woman doesn't visit your illness, reply to your e-mail, care about your current situation and bear the burden of life with you, she can't give you courage. Be brave and leave automatically. Nothing is more real than caring about yourself. And a person who doesn't love you, no matter how much you pay, no matter how good she is, is just wasting time and energy.
7 1. If a woman who once liked you but is now married tells you that she can't forget you, you will always be her favorite person. Please tell her calmly: live like a real woman. In this way, you can not only keep calm, but also respect and love another man. This will make you more attractive.
72. Exercise regularly. It is good to be a quiet little man, but health is more important.
73. Don't eat recklessly on the road, it's not handsome. (especially eating barbecue and other indecent behaviors)
74. Innocence and purity are good. But innocence regardless of occasion will become an idiot.
75. Be sure to have a few friends of the opposite sex who have no wild desires and can talk about their grievances. You can also give her advice to chase her boyfriend, or you can wake her up in the middle of the night and pick you up far away. Of course, first you have to let her boyfriend or husband recognize you. Otherwise don't try.
76. Learn to endure pain. Some words, suitable for rotten in the heart, some pain, suitable for silent forgetting. When you experience it, you grow up and you know it yourself. Many changes, you don't need to say it yourself, others will see it.
77. Prepare commonly used medicines at home. When you can't judge the illness, go to the hospital at once.
78. Don't wait for a woman to buy you a present. Buy it yourself if you want. This is a shameful thing for men.
79. After a woman leaves, don't try to live with revenge. That will only make your life a mess. The correct way is to live better than before. And tell her: you live a beautiful and happy life, so don't worry.
Remember to wear comfortable shoes if you want to go out. Be kind to yourself in the details.
8 1, learn yoga or taekwondo if you have time. The former can make you relax, and the latter can defend yourself.
82. Leave a drawer at home and some small change in the office.
83. Clean the room and body and mind every once in a while. Extra items are given to people in need. If you are unhappy, remember to clean them up in time. Don't let the busyness and depression of life kill the beautiful face.
84. There are no ugly men, only lazy men. Men who don't want to spend time dressing up, please don't be jealous of other handsome guys.
85. Maintain proper self-restraint on any occasion. Learn to say thank you, thank you and sorry. You should know how to apologize and correct what you did wrong.
86. Don't invite people who don't want to associate with you for dinner and coffee. Without follow-up development and hopeful communication, you will waste your money and feelings, which is called vanity. Such people will be looked down upon.
87. Send back gifts from people you don't want to date. This is a matter of principle.
88. Have your own outlook on life and values. You can tolerate problems and seek solutions, but when it comes to principles, you should keep your own principles. Losing your principles will make you lose your purpose in life.
89. You can avoid quarreling with others as much as possible. An angry person is terrible and will become crazy because he can't control his emotions.
90. You can bargain when you buy something, but if the other party accidentally gives you more change, you should return it. Don't lose the meaning of being a man because of greed.
9 1, public places, convenient for pedestrians, especially the elderly. You will grow old, so respecting the elderly means respecting your old age.
92. If no one is with you, learn to listen to music and read and write alone. This is a good habit.
93. Don't smell in your mouth. Carry gum with you. Don't really think carelessness is a kind of beauty. After eating the chewing gum, wrap it in paper and throw it into the trash can. Understand that spitting is uncivilized and strictly prohibited.
94. The person you gave up before or the person who gave up on you called you late at night, hung up and turned off the phone. It's not that you are cruel, but that any breakup after suffering will have cracks, and no matter how good it is, it can't be restored. Let it go.
95. People who love you. If only you love her or only she loves you. Leave early. A man doesn't need her to pretend to love, and you don't need to pretend to love someone.
96. If possible, walk hand in hand with the person you love. Learn to appreciate the scenery by yourself before you can discover the scenery.
97. Say no loudly to things you don't want to do. For example, at a party, it's your turn to drink, and you're not good at drinking. You can use tea instead of wine instead of getting drunk with resentment.
98. No matter who you have conflicts and embarrassment with, the time to solve them should not exceed 24 hours. Otherwise there will be more trouble. In an acceptable range, apologize first. It's not a bad thing to make yourself a bad person.
99. I believe in love at first sight and there will always be someone waiting for you quietly at the corner of the years. Keep your eyes open and look carefully.
100, be a wise man. Learn to face life calmly. Face life positively, and life will be as you wish, just as the sun will still rise tomorrow morning.
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