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Love in the classic lines of lovers?

1, are you too lazy to lie to me now?

I was so deeply influenced by you that I didn't realize I was influenced. I really want to get rid of you, Zhang Zhiming, but I find myself becoming another Zhang Zhiming.

3. Who hasn't been in love with a few scum in a lifetime?

4, like him, just think she is good, he is good, I thought I could, but I can't, I can't forget her.

If you can't forget her, why are you with me? Zhiming: I thought I could forget her, but after seeing her that day … all my memories came back. I'm sorry-sometimes you know the answer, but you still have to ask why.

6. I don't want to hold your hand and think about her …

7. My love for you for a whole year can't buy you a few seconds of missing. ...

8. Men like women who can't master them in one hand. Sister Chun is so easy to master!

I want to repay you. Let's sleep together at night! Are you interested?

10, women change the most when they are 20 to 30 years old. They want to change from girls to aunts, but you don't have to be afraid of Chunjiao. You are already an aunt!

1 1, you really don't come to me again. I really like you, but what can it do? We can't be together. Leave me alone! Please don't come to me again. We eat together, sleep together, sing together and go out to play together, but it's all a waste. We can't be together, and it's not good to keep it from the family, but I can't help it even if I like you so much! Anyway, don't come to me again!

12, you have two chances to molest the stewardess, and you will be caught the third time!

13, have you ever heard that the male loser 30 has no chance to fly business class?

14, I like you, I really like you. Like it to be scared. Zhang Zhiming, do me a favor and let me live. Don't come to me again, really. I really like you, so what? It's no use, I know, I really know. Some things can't be forced at all

15, these men are not human after crossing Luohu!

16, don't you think something changed when we got back together?

17, it won't grow up after high school. It's cruel of you to let one child look after another!

18, I asked myself what you did for me, but I can't remember anything. You always say that some things don't have to be done overnight, but some things are not done overnight and there is no chance to do it again.

19, I don't want to hold your hand and miss her.

20. Women should know when to settle down.

2 1, Jiao: Your mother says you look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai.

Brother Chopsticks: Oh, she said height.

22. I asked you not to leave me when I collapsed, but I know you left me when you were in Kim. Can't you forget him? Then why are you still with me? I've been with you for a whole year, but I can't find you back. Think of me for a few seconds. What do you think I will do to you if you are panting and leave a part of your body out of this door? You go ahead.