Wechat funny love words, spoof love words.

1. People who can't find time to date will find time to date sooner or later.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend a good boyfriend.

In the next life, I want to be your heart. If it annoys me, I won't jump.

4. Why don't I have an object with an explosive value, but my object does.

When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't blame him in a hurry, but reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, think about how to pass it on to him.

6. Boys think they like girls until they meet the right boys.

7. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest.

8. What behaviors of boyfriends and heterosexual friends make you unbearable? Vivre！

9. Once a girl said that she could wait until my next life. When I told her that I liked her, she turned to me and said, are you going to chase me? Wait for the next life!

10. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

1 1. If someone suddenly chats with you every day, cares about you and teases you, he must want to steal your expression pack.

12. Say something good night. I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night.

13. A boy who warms only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who warms all girls is called a central air conditioner.

14. When I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit. When I don't like you, I think you are eating shit.

15. You said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

16. If a man doesn't ask you to put on a wedding dress, you put on a cassock for him.

17. Why didn't anyone tell you? Because I have been secretly loved by others.

18. Just now someone said he liked me, so I deleted him. God, he said that he liked me in September. He must be trying to trick me into going to his hometown to break corn and cut beans.

19. When you find the other half in the future, slap ta first and say where have you been for so many years?

20. Those who can't unscrew the bottle cap are all married, and those who can unscrew are still screwing themselves.

2 1. He said, Girl, I think you have good facial features and good health. I don't know if you can be buried in my ancestral grave to ward off evil spirits in a hundred years!

22. You look so good. What's the use of eggs besides being my daughter-in-law?

23. When you are too old to walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old people.

24. You said you liked me! Actually, at first, I actually, uh, told you that I actually liked myself.

25. People who haggle over every ounce are suitable for shopping, not for falling in love.

26. When you go to the toilet without paper, I will stand at the door of the toilet with paper and ask you if you love me.

27. Once a girl said that she could change herself for me. That day, I got up the courage to express my secret love for a long time. She said to me: What do you like about me? I can't change it!

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1. I'm waiting for a man who will never leave me.

2. Woman, I hold hands with you, and I will only love you in my life.

3. I want to be a bad person, the kind that is only good for you.

4. The sweetest love words are the people you love most, planning you in his future.

There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

6. If one day, the whole world doesn't want you. If you want to panic, come to me and I'll tell you. I don't want you either.

7. You smiled when we first met, but later I fell in love.

8. It's not that I have no feelings, but that I love you too much.

9. Would you like to go with me? I will use my life to make you happy until you are old.

10. The most beautiful thing is your smile when I peeked at you and your eyes collided.

1 1. I want to settle down for you, and I want to live a dull and happy life with you.

12. Waiting for your promised happiness, I want to be your bride.

13. I am willing to walk, as long as the destination is as far as you.

14. When the scenery is clear, maybe you will accompany me to watch the flowing water.

15. Even if we are not under the same roof, at least we share a sky.

16. We will spend every day of every year together.

17. The person who laughs at the mention of his name is the one who occupies all of my heart.

18. That moment is the happiest melody I have ever heard.

19. I want to remember everything about you, including the wind you blew when you passed me.

20. I have loved you for many years and you have a casual smile.

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1. God knew you were thirsty, so he created water; God knew you were hungry, so he created rice. God knows that you have no lovely friends, so he created me; However, God knows that there are no benzene eggs in this world, and he created you by the way.

I heard that you are good at dating, and many beautiful women are fascinated by your romance. Your method is a classic in biosca movies. If it is made into a movie, it will be a vivid Beauty and the Beast!

3. The snow flies and the wind howls, and you walk alone under the eaves. Pedestrians were shivering with cold, and suddenly they heard the sound of catching thieves, and they accidentally dropped their hands and got caught in the head. I hope that Tiandao craft is full of energy, so that people who read materials will become puppies.

4. I will tell a fool when I am sad, share it with a fool when I am happy, and keep a fool company when I travel. Want to know who that fool is? That man is reading a text message.

5. Boss: People who often write empty checks to fool you; Opponent: someone who has been happy because you are unhappy; Friends: people who often harass you in the middle of the night for no reason; Me: Sorry to bother you.

I miss you so much that I can't sleep. I love you so much that I'm tired of looking at you. I dreamed of you. I am still so lonely and helpless. I hope you can fly to my account as soon as possible. Come back!

7. When you are lonely, watermelon may be your best outlet. You can chop, chop, chop with a knife and shout loudly: I kill melons, I kill melons, I kill melons!

8. Many nights, you snuggled up to me tenderly, touched my delicate place with your delicate little hand, and sucked my precious body fluids before letting go. Alas! This damn mosquito!

9. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In a word, you are nothing like human beings.

10. I'm really sorry. I'm just chatting with you. It's definitely good to eat donkey meat hot pot in cold weather. I didn't expect you to yell at me angrily: How did my brother offend you? You should put him in the hot pot cruelly. That's my own brother.

1 1. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass by me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.

12. Jianghu knows that you are skilled in martial arts, but you can't be proud. If you do this, you will no longer be a person, but a swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman!

13. Look at you, American head, French waist, Indian nose, Hong Kong foot, nobody, no ghost, only one head and two legs. Look at you, grinning at the text message!

14. The sun is red and the sky is blue. The peasants wanted to see the third-grade film, and they rushed into the cinema excitedly, shouting angrily. The village chief came to ask what was going on, and the farmers said that people who read text messages were not on the stars, and we wouldn't give money if we were killed.

15. Are you free tomorrow afternoon? I want to find you. Can you pick me up at the station? However, I'm afraid it's hard for people to recognize it. You let your head explode, with a stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left. The joint signal is: Come on!

16. I dreamed of you. You made a dress out of white clouds, borrowed a pair of wings from a bird, put a broom behind your ass, and then a sword flew to me. Tell me affectionately: Do you know? That's what birdman looks like.

17. When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will sigh loudly-pig!

18. Many aquatic animals celebrate the birthday of the old dragon king. During the dinner, Prime Minister Turtle took something out of his arms, looked at it and put it back. The dragon king quickly asked, what happened to Prime Minister Gui? Shrimp, soldier and crab will quickly answer: the old bastard has received the text message again.

19. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention. Without you, who can set off the beauty of the world!

20. After seeing the Three Kingdoms, the tiger went to catch wild boar. He saw that there were no pigs in the pigsty, so he touched his beard and said, Empty city plan! I turned around and saw a dead pig on the animal trap. I was shocked: danger! Suddenly seeing you again, I was overjoyed: yo-ho, there is a honey trap!

2 1. The toad chased the swan, and the swan disdained to say, if I were like this, I would have died long ago! Toad refused: Is the pig still alive? Hearing this, the pig felt wronged: I provoked whoever I recruited, I was just reading the text message!

22. There is a yearning, a love, a beauty, an agreement, and a greeting, hello pig!

23. Without wind, clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; Stupid people wouldn't exist without you.

24. When you wake up tomorrow, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and it says with a suicide note: I struggled all night, but I failed to pierce your face. Your face is so thick that I have no face to live in the world, Lord! Please forgive him, I killed myself!

25. God saw that people were thirsty, so he created water and saw the darkness of the world, so he created fire. God knows I need a friend, so you showed up, and God lost a bucket of rice!

26. There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a pig will fly from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. So many people watch you fly!

27. In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet; You go to relieve yourself and fall into the toilet; Fighting maggots and shit; No one saved you and sacrificed heroically; Live great and die silent; In memory of you, the toilet is on!

28. I was really scared when I heard that you were trafficked. I'm worried about that man. I'll sell you!

29. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me-wallet!

30. Times have really improved. Hair color is increasing, eyes can change color, nails can be encrusted, navel can be played, and idiots can read text messages. Hehe, I hope you can smile often and have a good mood every day.

3 1. Unconsciously, you have deep feelings for me. I know very well that you can't bear to leave me at this moment, but if you don't hurry, it will be too late: the dog catcher has already dispatched!

32. 1234567, mom takes you to buy candy, candy, toffee, milk, milk, cow, buffalo, water, clear water, frog, dig your head to make watermelon! ! !

On the journey of life, sometimes you can't see me behind you. It's not that I forgot you, nor did I let you go alone, but that I chose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fell down, I ran up and stepped on my feet.

34. Look at the opposite MM, look at it, look at it, the message I sent is wonderful, please don't pretend to ignore it; Call back, call back, call back, don't be scared by my voice, in fact, I am very kind.

35. To buy lottery tickets, I asked: Pay the bill or buy a pair? You said: pay the bill. When guessing boxing, I asked: pay or buy a pair? You said: Pay the bill. I went to buy a diamond ring. I asked, if it were you, would you pay the bill or buy a pair? You said: I'll pay!

One day, the little turtle received a malicious message. He said to his mother: Someone sent me a malicious message! Mom said: pigs only look, turtles don't!

37. Don't eat when you are hungry! I did it; Don't sleep when you are sleepy! I also did it; It's cold and naked, here we go again. I am such a strong person. I'm sorry I didn't tell you when I missed you. I didn't do it.

Hey, where are you? If you are on the road, I wish you peace, if you are working, I wish you success; If you are at a party, have fun; If you are at home, I wish you warmth; If you are laughing, I wish you continue to giggle!

39. I heard that you have been awesome recently. Putin will help you get off the plane, Bush will be your driver, Madonna will accompany you up the stairs, Kim Hee Seon will roast your chicken, Andy Lau will take out the garbage, and even I will send you a text message!

40. Friar Sand said: I changed eighteen times, Bajie said: I changed thirty-six times, and Wukong said: I changed seventy-two times. Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your mobile phone on the way to the west. Look, the monster is still reading text messages on his mobile phone!

4 1. Your friendship enriches my feelings: I cry when you cry; You laugh and I laugh; When you jump off a tall building, I will stick my head out and shout without hesitation: Wow! Not dead!

42. If I give you a gift with the heaviest excrement ever, you will definitely eat a catty. If it is not enough, please help yourself.

43. It's already deep at night. I woke up from my dream because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Ah! Where did the pillow fall?

44. What should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

45. I really want to invite you to the seaside to blow a cool breeze and feel the forefront of weather changes; Stroll along the beach and watch the waves touch the romance of the sea; Climb the highest stone with you and kick you into the sea: cold to death, you guy who doesn't return messages!

46. The stars and water drops in the sky are flowing, rabbits are cooking, cats are cooking, and dogs have nothing to do. They have been watching with their mobile phones: one front paw is still pressing ... pressing down ... when you are told. What a lovely little fool.

47. Youth is infinitely good. It's boring without you. There are tens of millions of people on the Internet. If you come, he will run away. Nobody sleeps at night. It's too difficult to find a bosom friend. Spending infatuation is enough!

48. The sky is bright in autumn. Where is your romance? It bothers me to see you running around all day; I think you are an adult, and it is inevitable that you will admire the opposite sex; With your advantage, you can't always be casual; You are a purebred domestic dog, don't fall in love with a stupid dog!

49. Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, walking slowly in the street in a plaid vest. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

50. When I am bored, I miss you. When I am lonely, I miss you. You are the love of my life. My life is meaningless without you. When I was poor. You left. Come back! Lovely RMB.

5 1. Drink strong tea until it becomes light and delicious. If you are drunk, you never want to wake up. Pig's trotters should be thick-skinned and fleshy, alas! It's good to have a mobile phone! Ha ... ha ... Happy every day!

If I had a candy, I would give it to you, because I want you to be happy. If I had two sweets, we would each have one. I think we would be very happy together. If I had three sweets, I would give you two, because I hope you have cavities.

53. The falling rain reminds me of my infinite thoughts. To put it bluntly, I miss you When the weather is fine, I will take you to the green grass, but I made an agreement with you in advance: only grazing is allowed, and no arching is allowed!

54. Today is your birthday. Your friend ordered a power train pawn for you. Please take your mobile phone and knock hard on the floor. All right, the song order is over.

55. A swan said to Nagebo, You are so ugly that you want to marry me! Is the elder brother of the treasure defy spirit, said, I'm not bad. Look at that pig, it's uglier than me! The pig who was reading the text message refused to accept it and said, you said yours, so why should I get involved?

56. Spring blossoms are your smile; The summer sun is burning, that's your passion; The fruits of autumn are ripe, and this is your harvest. Hey hey! Bear, so you can hibernate safely!

57. If you are awake, you will always be awake; If you fall asleep, go back to sleep. If you take a walk, you should relax; If you take part in the race, do your best. Concentrate on things, have the same goal, persevere and create miracles. Come on, friend!

58. It's a pleasure to miss you. Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will do forever. Putting you in my heart is what I have been doing. However, lying to you just happened! Hmm. How interesting

59. I quietly blindfolded you, gently put a banana peel under your feet, gently watched you step on it, and smiled at you looking for teeth everywhere! Then a shallow smile: see if you dare to forget me!

60. When you were walking on the road, a bitch jumped on you, bit off a piece of meat from your foot and swallowed it quickly. When you put out your foot to kick it, the dog said with tears, you fight, anyway, your flesh and blood is already in your stomach.

6 1. This message has three main purposes: one is to connect feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I tell you responsibly: when summer comes, I send a very technical sentence: remember to wear open-backed pants when the weather is hot.

62. You and I have been playing together since childhood. I can sing, and you can dance. We often perform together, so people call me 200 brothers and ask you to dance 200!

63. Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart!

64. It costs you money to make nonsense, and the phone bill for making nonsense will evaporate, and you will regret it. It costs you money to make nonsense, and it costs all of you money. Anyway, a dime can knock you out!

According to statistics, one in three people is brain-damaged. Anyway, I'm not, and statisticians don't receive this information like that. As a third person, haha, just kidding, be happy!

66. God said to grant me a wish, and I said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. On reflection, he said, I'll take a look at the globe again! !

67. You like cleaning and mopping the floor every day. Your figure is graceful, your personality is shy and silent, you are unique in the world, you work hard and have no feminine taste, you will pass it on as a story, lovely mop!

68. Are your ears itchy? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? That means don't be paranoid, it's almost lice, so take a shower quickly!

69. Did you know that a friend talked about you just now? I quarreled with them and almost started, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan, which was too much! I didn't treat you like a pig at all!

70. Maybe you haven't noticed. I am happy when you are happy; I feel bad when you are sad. If you ignore me, I will indulge myself! I'm an honest man, and I won't tell lies, except this, haha!

7 1. It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who want money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and fools who read text messages.

72. People are really tired when they are alive. They stood trying to sleep. They have to wait in line when they get on the bus. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and working is very tired. Alas, there is a charge for sending messages to dogs. Happy April Fool's Day!

73. Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If you don't roll a few dung balls when it's hot, what will you eat in winter?

74. In the vast sea of people, when you receive this blessing, please try your best to hit the wall. Look, the countless stars in front of you are all my blessings to you.

75. It is said that you confessed to a woman a while ago and were scolded: Who are you? She's really ungrateful. Only I know that you are different from others. Because your ideal is to bloom chopped green onion first and then fake daffodils!

Starting from tomorrow, the municipal government has decided to eliminate all young people with mental retardation who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Pack your things and go out for refuge. Don't say I informed you, remember! You're welcome.

I received this message as a pink DuDu pig. I deleted this message as an African pig. I replied to this message as a wild boar in the wild boar forest. I didn't reply as a Rwandan pig. I stored it as a Ukrainian white pig. I forwarded it as a local stupid pig. Hey, hey, what do you do?

78. Twitter, there are really many strange things today. Birds in the sky learn to swim, and fish in the water learn to fly. This is not the most unusual. There is a little pig reading the information, and its trotters are pressed again and again, laughing while reading the information!

79. I just chatted with my friends, and some of them talked about you. Do you know? I quarreled with them and almost got into a fight, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. It was really too much! I don't care about you at all.

80. If it gets dark, I will miss you. If the ground sinks, then I miss you; If there is a tsunami, I look forward to you. If you haven't received my message, it's that your mobile phone is going to drop. If you don't reply to me, haha, then you owe me a beating!

Wechat sentimental love talk daquan

1. Anything, as long as you are willing, can always become simple, such as: I love you.

There is nothing good about you, but I just like you, and you can't change it, just as you don't like me, so can I. This is called fate.

3. Is there anyone who smiles sweetly when he thinks of TA?

When we are angry and quarreling, my heart feels sweet when loving lips kiss them away.

My eyes are raining for her, but my heart is holding an umbrella for her. This is love.

6. You think letting go can make me happy. But you don't know, my greatest happiness is holding hands with you.

7. I love you with no purpose, just love you.

I love you, and I am willing to give up everything, including myself, for your happiness.

9. Loving someone is actually very simple. He made you cry and let you down. Even so, when he stood there, you would walk over and hold his hand, involuntarily.

10. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

1 1. You should wake me up or I should wake you up every morning, because I hope to see you the first time I open my eyes.

12. I don't know what to say, I just miss you suddenly at this moment.

13. I hope there is such a person in my life who can accompany me to watch the endless stream after the prosperity.

14. One should fall in love at first sight once in one's life.

15. No one will always be nice to you unless that person always loves you.