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University drama script
Time: a sunny morning in winter.
Venue: Garden near the teaching building
People: monitor, class teacher Liu, students A and B.
Twilight: a quiet path twists and turns, bypassing the rotten fragrance and connecting the pavilion in the distance.
People can't lose their way, even if the wind and waves are wanton. Especially for us young people, we are faced with too many references at this age and always have to make choices with immature minds. It's like someone looking for a partner. His or her choice should not be beautiful and handsome in the eyes of others, but his or her own choice. Now that you have chosen, you must stick to it. )
Under the curtain, students A and B sit together on the lawn beside the path.
What award? It's dark!
Can't you say something else?
A: No, that's all I can think of-darkness, ha!
B: I can't think so completely, or maybe people are really good!
A: Strength? Do you think she is really capable? Come on, you are from the same town anyway, so you must speak for her.
What are you talking about? Am I such a person? Just ... . As you know, this "moral fashion award" is the result of discussion by many judges. We should trust her, at least we should trust the judges.
A: I really don't know if you are stupid or playing dumb. Don't you know Chen Yi's relationship with those judges?
B: Yes. . . But it doesn't mean anything!
A: (patting the second head) You pig!
(caressing her head) But I know Yi Chen is not like this. She has always been competitive and self-motivated. How can you think of her like this!
A: (I suddenly saw Yi Chen coming quickly and retreating quickly)
B: (I don't know what it means, emergency call) I'm not finished yet-hey. . . . . . . Hear me out! How strange!
Chen Yi: I finally found you, so I hid here-huh? Why did she leave as soon as she saw me, strange?
B: Oh. . . Nothing, she may have gone back to the dormitory! Hey, by the way, what do you want from me?
Yi Chen: Of course, this is something to celebrate! guess
Hmm. . . , alas! I can't guess, tell me!
Yi Chen: All right! I'm telling you that I won the "Moral Fashion Award", hehe! Not bad!
B: That's what you said! Oh, I know. She and I are talking about you!
Yi Chen: Talking about me? What are you talking about?
B: Say you-(suddenly understand) Oh, nothing, nothing, let's talk about how to celebrate!
Yi Chen: No, you didn't tell me anything, did you?
No, you think too much, really. . . Really not!
Yi Chen: I know you. Don't try to lie to me. There must be something wrong. Say it!
B: Oh, nothing really!
Chen Yi: (holding the second head gently) We are friends and fellow villagers, right? We always talk about everything. I regard you as my bosom friend. Are you going to keep something from me?
B: Yes. . . But I really don't know if I should tell you. I'm afraid you'll be angry.
Yi Chen: You know my personality. I don't like the way my friends treat me, so don't worry, just say it!
Hmm. . . All right, all right then! Actually, it was you. . . You don't have to take it to heart.
Yi Chen: Yes, I know. Go!
B: they all said it. . . It is said that you won the prize because of your relationship.
Yi Chen: Relationship?
B: That is, they said that all the judges knew you and were partial to you.
Yi Chen: What? Part? Why do they say that? I got it on my own. They're insulting me, insulting me! Why don't they think about it? . . Why don't you think privately about how much you have done for our class? I only sleep for five or six hours almost every night. Why didn't they see me writing a report and sorting out materials in the cold at night? I ask you, why didn't they see it?
I know, I know all this. Never mind, let them talk with a jealous heart!
Yi Chen: Let them talk? (Tears welled up in my eyes involuntarily) You know, listening to these words, my heart seems to have been scratched by a knife, do you understand?
B: (gently stopping Chen Yi's twitching shoulder) I understand. I understand your grievance. You don't have to worry. I'll talk to Mr. Liu later and let him handle it. I believe the teacher will give you a satisfactory statement.
Yi Chen: (wiping tears) No, don't tell the teacher. I will take care of my own affairs.
B: but how to solve it?
Yi Chen: I'll take care of it. Go back first, I want to be alone.
B: Then. . . So can you do it alone?
Yi Chen: Don't worry, it's all right. Go home!
B: ok, I'll go back first. If I feel better, I'll hurry back to the dormitory.
Yi Chen: I know.
(B walked away slowly, stood up slowly in the morning, walked towards the pavilion with his head down, walked loosely, and ran into Mr. Liu head-on)
Teacher Liu: Chen Yi? It is you!
Yi Chen: Oh! Sorry, sorry, teacher, I didn't see you.
Miss Liu: What's the matter? You are in a trance. Is something wrong?
Chen Yi: (I can't help myself, tears and crying are intertwined and erupt like a volcano) Ouch. . . .
Miss Liu: What's the matter? Don't cry yet Tell the teacher something. Come on, let's sit in the pavilion and talk.
Miss Liu: Nothing. Go ahead. You are an excellent student. I like you from the bottom of my heart. If there is anything, the teacher who can help you will definitely help you.
Yi Chen: Because I won the "Moral Style" award.
Miss Liu: Huh? What do you mean?
Yi Chen: Everyone is talking about me these days.
Teacher Liu: This is a good thing. You are the monitor of our class and have won glory for our class many times. You are a "hero" in everyone's eyes, hehe!
Yi Chen: I don't want to be a hero. They-they all say I rely on this. . . Honor gained by relationship.
Teacher Liu: (silent) So, so do you think you rely on relationships?
Yi Chen: (excitedly) I didn't. I swear, I really can't stand their criticism of me. I'd rather they denied my work than be influenced by this rumor.
Teacher Liu: In fact, sometimes one should not pay attention to some unnecessary rumors. The makers of those rumors are actually the biggest losers. It is shameful that they create rumors out of jealousy. You pay, they will understand one day.
Yi Chen: But, teacher, but I can't get rid of those rumors. They haunt me like ghosts, and I can't help myself.
Teacher Liu: You are now in a critical period of your life, and your outlook on life and world has not yet formed. This is an age of hesitation and confusion. Never change you just because of a few words!
Yi Chen: So I'm right?
Teacher Liu: I know you are a strong child, and maybe your strength makes them jealous, but I tell you clearly that there is nothing wrong with being strong, but you need to communicate with each and every one of them, and you must never isolate yourself, so no matter how great your success is, you will also fail, understand?
Yi Chen: Yes. Teacher, I know what to do.
Miss Liu: Well, ok, that's it. Work hard. The sky outside is waiting for you to spread your wings and fight!
Yi Chen: Thank you, teacher! I won't let you down. Goodbye!
Curtain falls
Crazy exam cloud?
People: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling, five teachers?
Scene: classroom?
Content:?
Xiaoling sleeps on the table. ?
Iverson lost a book with him. Get out. ?
Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat. ?
Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat! ?
Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you! ?
Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you? ?
Wu: I took it last night. ?
Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position! ?
Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early! ?
Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise? It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning! Do you know what political mistakes you made? Huh? ?
Xiao Ai: I don't know. ?
Xiaoling: As a * * * Communist Youth League member, we should set up the lofty ideal of * * * socialism, maintain a high degree of consistency with the CPC Central Committee politically, ideologically and practically, and constantly enhance the organization concept and discipline concept of the League members .....?
Xiao Wu and Xiao Ai: Sister, we were wrong. Don't waste your breath We won't fight.
Xiaoling: But what you can't forgive is that you woke me up! ?
Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling. ?
Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say! ?
Wu: Huh? Today's exam? ?
Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today! ?
Xiao Ai: Scared? ?
Xiao Wu: Did you sleep? ?
Xiaoling: None of them are right! Tired of cheating! ?
Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil! ?
Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard? ?
Xiaoling: Do you cheat, too? ?
Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy! ?
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?
Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move! ?
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on! ?
Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)?
Xiaoling: Go to hell! ?
Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that? ?
Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick? Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz. ?
Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her. ?
Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet? ?
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there? ?
Xiaoling: Three steps! ?
Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)?
Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)?
Step 3:-hand in the papers! ?
Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper! ?
Wu: What's the problem? ?
Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today? ?
Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling? ?
Xiaoling: I'm not here! ?
Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu? ?
Xiao Wu: Yes! ?
Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa! ?
Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not! ?
Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet! ?
The teacher came in. ?
Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)?
Teacher 1: What's your name? Did the toad come in? ?
Three people laughed. ?
Teacher 1: Be careful what to do in this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon! ?
Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill! ?
Teacher 1: Hand out the test papers quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do? ?
Curly hair?
Teacher 1: The exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself! ?
Xiao Ai: I compare my teacher. He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands! ?
Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling? ?
Teacher 1: Silence! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Every * * * Communist Youth League member should always pay attention to strictly demanding himself with the standards of * * * Communist Youth League members, constantly enhance his sense of honor and responsibility as a * * * Communist Youth League member, take the lead in all aspects of study, work and social life, strive to be a model for implementing the party's line, principles and policies, work hard, study hard, abide by the law, and innovate. ?
Three people copy. ?
Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate! ?
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it! ?
The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying! ?
Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk! ?
Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it! ?
Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! What bad luck?
The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's test paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to stand up and walk. ?
Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour! ?
The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the test paper to the table and copied it. ?
Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending! I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all. How did you copy it? Like this? Like this? ?
Wu: Lower it! Lower it! ?
Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's test paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book? ?
Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I didn't cheat sheets like her (Xiaoling)! ?
Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu. ?
Teacher: That's right. Remember to cheat next time! I like this kind of hard-working child. ?
Teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers. ?
Put away the test papers. ?
Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! ?
Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon? ?
Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up a cheat sheet) What did you just take? ?
Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that? ?
Three people: study how to copy cheat sheets! ?
Teacher 2 walked in?
Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher! ?
Teacher 2: How is your composition, Xiao Ai? (Give the test paper to Xiao Ai)?
Xiao Ai: What's the matter? ?
Teacher 2: You read books. ?
Xiao Ai: My teacher, my teacher has a oval face ...?
Teacher 2: Wait a minute. (Take out a big sign that says claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face! ?
Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it? ?
Teacher 2: Keep reading. ?
Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful ...?
Teacher 2: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end! ?
Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words? ?
Teacher 2: So you only paint beautiful pictures? ?
Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings! ?
Teacher 2: Hum, I'm telling you, you only have 496 words! ?
Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add: how beautiful! ?
Teacher 2: Look at your explanation of words and death. You wrote "Go to hell"! ?
Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death! ?
Teacher 2: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again! ?
Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times! ?
Teacher 2: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right! ?
Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade ...?
Teacher 2: (laughs) Congratulations, you got-?
Iverson: Have you passed? ?
Teacher 2: (It doesn't matter) The sixth chance to rebuild. ?
Xiaoling and Xiao Wu: Forget it, let's learn the cheat sheet of advanced mathematics. ?
Teacher 3 came in. ?
Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher! ?
Teacher 3: Xiao Wu! ?
Wu: Yes! ?
Teacher 3: Look at your test paper! My question is: this is the question, please answer. what did you say ? ?
Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake? ?
Teacher 3: You-OK, next question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it? ?
Xiao Wu: I answered! ?
Teacher 3: Just five words! ?
Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage! ?
Teacher 3: You-you wait to hang up! ?
Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times! ?
Teacher 3: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature ...?
Wu: Two-too many! ?
Teacher 3: OK, you got the first question right. If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have? ?
Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald. ?
Teacher 3: Answer! ?
Xiaowu: 123456789! ?
Teacher 3: How do you know? ?
Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question! ?
Teacher 3: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)?
Wu: This is-?
Teacher 3: Reconstruction Act! (below)?
Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: Come to learn advanced mathematics-?
Teacher 4 came in. ?
Xiaoling: English teacher! (Want to run)?
Teacher 4: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast! ?
Xiaoling: Didn't eat-?
Teacher 4: I saw you eating this morning! ?
Xiaoling:-Have breakfast tomorrow! ?
Teacher 4: Xiao Ling, look at the test paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all? ?
Xiaoling: No! ?
Teacher 4: Dare to quibble! ?
Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer! ?
Teacher 4: And your composition! Why does it look familiar? ?
Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph?
Teacher 4: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You-this time?
Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more! ?
Teacher 4: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means? ?
(to the audience) This is an evening dress! ?
Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu. ?
Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games! ?
Xiao Wu: clothes are clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy them! ?
Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit! ?
The teacher shook his head. (below)?
Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)?
Xiao Ai: Forget it. It may not be useful to copy it. I'm leaving, too. ?
Wu: What about that? Hand in a blank sheet of paper? ?
Xiao Ai: Of course, I can't hand in a blank sheet of paper. I'm going to recite the most difficult questions now, and then write them on the test paper and answer them myself! (below)?
Xiao Wu: He has a personality. (just want to leave)?
Teacher 5 came in. ?
Xiao Wu: Head teacher! ?
Teacher 5: Xiao Wu, I want to talk to you. ?
Wu: Ah! ?
Teacher 5: The last question asks: What is the principle of this reaction? What did you answer? ?
Xiao Wu:-Physical principles. ?
Teacher 5: Is there such an answer? ?
Wu: Really ... a chemical principle? ?
Teacher 5: Xiao Wu! What can you do at this rate? Why don't you like studying? ?
Xiao Wu:-Don't like my major! ?
Teacher 5: Environmental worker? Do you know what environmental workers do? ?
Xiao Wu: Sanitation workers. ?
Teacher 5: It's environmental engineering! ?
Wu: Oh? What shall I do after graduation? ?
Teacher 5: ... sanitation worker. ?
Xiao Wu: I heard that it is used to treat sewage. ?
Teacher 5: (excited) Who said anything about sewage treatment? -but also to control air pollution! ?
Xiao Wu: How to control the atmosphere? ?
Teacher 5: I don't understand this! I teach water pollution treatment! ?
Xiao Wu: It's still for sewage treatment. ?
Teacher 5: Did your mother see your summer vacation results? ?
Wu: Yes. ?
Teacher 5: Really? You really sent it? ?
Wu: Of course! ?
Teacher 5: What did your mother say to you? ?
Xiao Wu: My mother said nothing. What report cards does the school issue? ?
Teacher 5: ... You go. ?
Wu: I can't leave. ?
Teacher 5: Why? ?
Wu: I want to sing a song before I go.
Teacher 5: Just your curly hair?
Xiao Wu: Then I'll invite Song Wang to the head office. Please welcome the king of songs!
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