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Come to Zhengzhou to talk about it

I've always wanted to go to Xi 'an to go to college, study foreign languages in Xi 'an and learn Spanish or English. In the end, I didn't make it. I came to Zhengzhou. After studying food, I switched to business. I'm glad that I didn't study English, and I like my present university very much. My English level is not much worse than if I had studied English. I found my favorite major. I don't think I will have a chance to live in Xi 'an for a few years in my life, but it's still worthwhile. I want to go to Xi 'an again.

Talk about those who came to Zhengzhou

First, I have lived in Zhengzhou for three years. I got engaged, got married and had a baby. The baby is now 1 months old, and my life has changed a lot, but it seems that there is no big progress. Three years is a stage, and then I will usher in another three years. Come on, I hope that after three years, I can get the life I want, work more happily, have better feelings and love, have healthy and lovely children, and have a brighter life. I love myself more and love people who deserve it.

second, it's snowing in Zhengzhou. It's estimated that the snow will come to my city when I get up tomorrow morning. Go to bed. I hope I can see the snow when I get up.

Third, on Thanksgiving Day, members of the Youth Federation came to Zhengzhou Martyrs Cemetery to cherish the heroic achievements of the revolutionary martyrs, feel the revolutionary spirit of the revolutionary martyrs, and thank them for their heroic struggle in the war years for the beauty and peace of the present world.

Fourth, on this sunny Sunday, our volunteers came to Zhengzhou Library again. This time, we volunteered in the children's area to see the lovely children reading happily. Why don't we put down our mobile phones and return to the map together?

5. I have no acquaintances when I come to Zhengzhou from other places, and no one feels empty when I play with them. But I'm going back after a week.

6. It's been almost a year and a half since I came to Zhengzhou. For the first time, I have a sore throat, a cold and a runny nose. My appetite, which is usually comparable to that of male students in the laboratory, has dropped significantly, and they are not used to it.

7. It's the first time to fly first class, the first time to stay in a duplex hotel, the first time to come to Zhengzhou, and the first time to meet after 6 years. The most beautiful thing is to meet an old friend in another country. If you are well, it will be sunny.

8. Since I came to work in Zhengzhou, my father has been working for two days. He has come to Zhengzhou frequently when he has something to do, and he often clamors to see the plane. What's so beautiful about the plane? I'm not a child anymore.

9. Pass by Zhengzhou and come home! (in-law's family) It's cold at home! I came back by plane on October 18th (home in Urumqi)

Ten, I graduated for half a year. I came out of school in June, and now I have come to Zhengzhou with two jobs.

eleven, this evening last year, that is, after nine o'clock in the evening, I came to Zhengzhou and came here. After a year, I still have nothing, nothing, nothing belongs to me, and I am still alone.

12. I came to Zhengzhou again. I think this will be my last activity in sugar, tobacco and alcohol. Four years has changed a lot and influenced a lot. If there were no sugar, tobacco, alcohol and people I didn't know, maybe I would have followed you when you were in Beijing. But looking back, even without these, there may be new obstacles. In the final analysis, it is my escape, and I always have naive ideas. There is no turning back in life, there is no if, it is useless to regret the past choices, take every step well, let yourself no longer regret and move forward bravely.

thirteen, when I was in senior three, I was cheated by my sister, saying that Zhang Jie was going to give a concert in Zhengzhou, and asked me to volunteer to come to Zhengzhou.

XIV. Favorite dance. Some of the clowns moved me, and so did others. Haha, here is a photo of the boss coming to my big Zhengzhou. It's a pity that I can't go to the scene.

15. It's been a week since I came to Zhengzhou for training. As a big idle person who doesn't know much about things outside the window, I found many problems that I didn't consider so much after talking with Xiao Du. It turns out that many invisible struggles are in progress, and it is you, not me, who are run on. No matter what, the most important thing is professionalism and money! ! Born as a human being, I am really tired. I don't know why some people are so narrow-minded, so small-minded, and so short-sighted. I really hope that I can be lucky enough to be used by everyone. Only by making myself stronger can I not be bullied!

XVI. Welcome to Harbin Ice Exhibition in Zhengzhou.

XVII. We all came to Zhengzhou and chose Huashui, whether we were far away from home or nearby.

18. I woke up feeling the smog and followed me from Zhengzhou to Luoyang.

XIX. It's been three months since I came to the new city in a blink of an eye. Besides missing it, I have gradually adapted to everything here.

I came to Zhengzhou twenty or fifteen years ago, and then I went to several places when I went to school. I never felt a sense of belonging to any place. This morning, I saw a teacher complaining about the foggy days in Kaifeng, and then vomited that such a small town began to be restricted. Suddenly, I miss it very much. Like-minded is very important. At that time, although we didn't have any ambition, it was very rare to eat, drink and have fun together.

21st, the first concert is Zhengzhou venue of IF3. this year. Thanks to the sudden summer vacation, I have the opportunity to come to the concert site that I have been thinking about for half a year.

twenty-two, after half a year, I came to Zhengzhou again, but you were gone.

23. Leave the warm Nanning and come to the cold Zhengzhou.

24. I came to Zhengzhou for the first time in my life. The main city in central China is about to fly high! It's delicious, it's beautiful, it's really passionate.

At the end of 25th and April, we came to this city, Zhengzhou. There is no warm climate all year round in Hainan, no tree-lined environment in Hainan, no enthusiasm of Hainan people, no service of smiling in Hainan. We do things for profit, and we met a few little people. Until now, I can hardly say that I like this city.

I came to Kaifeng from Zhengzhou in the afternoon, and it snowed in Zhengzhou at night, which I really wanted to see. Talk about the earthquake in Zhengzhou

Now I am in Zhengzhou, and I feel a little shaken. When I go back to my dormitory, I see the earthquake in Weibo and Sichuan. I hope my butterfly sisters in Sichuan are well.

Talk about the earthquake in Zhengzhou

I fell asleep at one or nine o'clock, but I was awakened by thirst in the middle of the night, so I couldn't sleep. All I received on my mobile phone was the news of the earthquake, and I felt it when I saw Zhengzhou, and I felt an earthquake in Xi 'an, too. I wish you peace.

Second, I missed the hot pot on the first day, but I didn't feel the earthquake when I walked, but the earthquake in Zhengzhou far away was obvious.

Third, I don't feel anything at all from Xinmi, Zhengzhou. I hope everyone will look to the places they really need to care about.

Fourth, I don't understand the Jiuzhaigou earthquake. Why did Zhengzhou also have an earthquake? I also went to the hot search. This kind of thing is also a hot spot!

5. I was in Zhengzhou. At 21: 19, I took a shower and just sat in bed. I didn't feel the earthquake, but I heard that my neighbors in the same community felt it.

6. Sichuan earthquake, which is a hot search of Zhengzhou earthquake and Lanzhou earthquake all over the country ... zz

7. There is no earthquake in Zhengzhou, but I hate those who talk nonsense on the Internet, gossiping and affecting others' mood.

8. There was a little earthquake in Zhengzhou this evening. It was on the 25th floor, and then I ran down quickly. I felt that the whole person was shaking, which was super scary.5555555.55555555556

9. There was another double earthquake in Sichuan, especially the magnitude was not small. The earthquake felt from Sichuan to Lanzhou, Xi 'an, Zhengzhou and Luoyang. It was really distressing to see the news in the middle of the night.

1. I heard the biggest joke today, Zhengzhou earthquake.

I was the only one who felt the earthquake in Zhengzhou? As soon as I finished playing a game, I always felt that the building was shaking. I thought the drink was fake and mixed with alcohol. .

12. The clouds are really beautiful this morning, but I don't believe that they are earthquake clouds, because the clouds on the hot search in Xi 'an are different from those in Zhengzhou, and they are all called earthquake clouds.

XIII. Landmark Zhengzhou: I was still working overtime during the earthquake, thinking that my dizziness caused by hypoglycemia was caused by another earthquake in Sichuan. Every life is the happiness of a family! May the injury stop, and God bless China

14. Isn't it the Sichuan earthquake? Why did Zhengzhou and Luoyang earthquakes also get hot search?

15. This morning, the earthquake cloud of Zhengzhou's friends and circle of friends flashed by, trying to leave a message saying that it was the legendary earthquake cloud, but refraining from saying that such a magical sky was photographed and recorded. This is big data, which can be used for studying earthquakes.

16. After the Jiuzhaigou earthquake, some friends in Sichuan were still playing. Xi 'an, Lanzhou and Zhengzhou all have different levels of earthquakes.

XVII. Babies in Xi 'an, Chengdu, Luoyang, Mianyang, Nanyang and Zhengzhou have a wide range of earthquakes, and many places have obvious earthquakes. Even the slightest possibility scares the daylights out of people who are worried about them outside. At this time, don't make fun of anyone's fuss. This is not a fuss, this is the rest of my life. Everyone who is stable in this world is a survivor. All friends around the earthquake source must pay attention to safety.

XVIII. Coordinates When the earthquake struck Huiji District, Zhengzhou, I was at work and started to shake the table. I thought who was shaking the table, but everyone in the room asked you if you felt the shaking? They all said that we felt the 18th floor, and a dozen of us ran down together to the 11th floor, so we couldn't run and went down by elevator! I'm too scared to sleep now, but both my friends sleep snoring!

19th, I discovered that the beautiful scenery in Zhengzhou in the morning turned out to be an earthquake cloud, which indicates that there will be an earthquake. I wonder if it is a coincidence. I hope Sichuan is safe.

twenty, the earthquake cloud in Zhengzhou yesterday morning, at that time, I felt that the beauty of this cloud was abnormal and strange.

21st, my friend in Zhengzhou posted this in space this morning. I commented that it looked like an earthquake cloud, and she said that my brain was big. Whether the earthquake cloud is scientific or not, may the people of Sichuan be safe.

22nd, the Zhengzhou earthquake is being searched in Weibo. I hope you will be all right in Zhengzhou. I will still be told early when I wake up tomorrow morning.

twenty-three, when I came back, I was screened by the Sichuan earthquake. I heard that Zhengzhou could feel the vibration, but I didn't know anything about it when I was watching a movie in a cinema in Zhengzhou. Anyway, may everyone be safe!

twenty-four, Sichuan earthquake proves that Zhengzhou is really an earthquake cloud during the day? Come on, people don't recognize the saying of earthquake clouds at all

25. As of 5 o'clock today, the Jiuzhaigou earthquake has killed 9 people, and it has been felt in Zhengzhou, Luoyang, Kaifeng, Sanmenxia and Nanyang in our province. However, at present, it is normal in Henan Province, and only high-rise buildings are slightly affected, reminding everyone not to panic. Zhengzhou is far away from Sichuan, and there is a suspected earthquake cloud in Zhengzhou, which has no corresponding relationship with the earthquake in Sichuan at night. When first frost comes, pay attention to the warm wishes. 1. Flowers are full and the autumn fruits are fragrant. Autumn is crisp, and you can enjoy your life. The clouds are rolling and the clouds are comfortable, laughing and watching the changes. The breeze and bright moon are accompanied by dusk and morning twilight. Show first frost, warm and cold to heart. First frost season, take care!

2. When first frost arrives, the weather is cold, and my heart is filled with worries. Maple leaves are turning red, my thoughts are growing, and the leaves are falling. I care about my side, and I send my wishes through SMS. May I be happy and healthy!

3. first frost, come down. "Two butterflies", "Two little bees" and "Two tigers" are flying towards you. Please don't be afraid. Ha, they are blessing you. May you love your career, fly with me; Life is happy and sweet; Dreams, big and small, are even more powerful!

4. It's the solar term in first frost. I wish you (Shuangjiang) first frost, and you are in a happy mood. One river (health) is Pan Changjiang, I wish you a long and happy life. One River (Health) is Li Shuangjiang. I wish you a prosperous career and a prosperous family. Happy first frost Festival

5. first frost, an old woman with two guns, gives you "two guns-good luck"; Two guns Li Xiangyang, give you "two guns-good luck and wealth". I wish you happiness in first frost, loyalty and filial piety, and longevity; Career love, fly with me, full circle!

6. The autumn wind blows and cools, and the chills are chilling. The warm weather has converged. Remember to wear more clothes in cold weather and cover yourself at night to avoid catching a cold. Today, first frost wishes you good health even if you don't catch a cold.

7. Dewdrops are penetrating, the north wind is cool, and frost comes in clear autumn. When the geese go south, people look north, and send books to ask questions. Cold and warm, keep in mind, take care of yourself and don't be too busy. Keep warm, add clothes, and be proud of the wind and frost. Happy first frost!

8. When the season is coming in first frost, it's nice to send you a pair of beautiful gloves to warm your hands. Don't forget to call and send a text message to greet your old mother and father at home during the first frost season. I wish you a happy family reunion and good health to your family.

9. When first frost arrives, it's getting cold. I wish you a warm heart. May health be trampled on you as often as a mine, and diseases like meteor showers will never rain on you! May the season in first frost be happy!

1. The autumn wind blows first frost, and the grass withers and the flowers wither in the setting sun. The sky is high and the wild geese fly south, and the maple red-leaf birds crow. Add clothes and towels to prevent colds and exercise. Stewed mutton soup with ginger and jujube, tonic health and happy smile. May you be happy in first frost!

11. "Frost" spirit makes the autumn chill rise, "healthy" pedestrians are busy adding clothes, "Festival" wants to be calm and flirtatious, "Qi" pulse is smooth and beneficial to exercise, "Fast" does it for health, and "Music" means a happy family photo. I wish you a happy family in first frost.

12. Leaves are the chips of missing, wind is the silent greeting, rain is the moist spring, clouds are the flowing scenery, water is the gentle bearing, dreams are the wings of imagination, and frost is the condensation of care. First frost arrived, and said hello to everything.

13. Frost is the messenger of the sky, which brings boundless good luck; Frost is the tear of acacia, which lowers the sweetness of love; Frost is the embodiment of warmth, descending infinite happiness; Frost is a beautiful word, which sends warm blessings and composes a new movement of love. first frost is happy and in love!

14. It turned cold and the wind turned cold, and I went to first frost unconsciously; Worry less, smile more, and good luck will be "double"; Exercise hard, be healthy, and the happy event will become a "double" health; Blessing is coming, send warm, and the blessing is "double". May you come to first frost and wish you yes man, and the happiness index will only go up but not down!

15. Worried friends complain about the cold weather, and miss more in late autumn. Keep warm during the solar terms in first frost, and send a short message to express wishes. I wish life happiness is sweeter than honey, good luck will accompany you, laughter and sorrow will be reduced, and you will be safe, happy and healthy. Keep warm in cold weather in first frost!

16. I'm not a star in my career, but I still want to go up in stock trading. I don't have money to spend, and I want to advertise on TV. Everything is a cloud. Listen to me! Only the closest message, the truest blessing and the longest affection are king! First frost season, warm and happy for a long time! Come to a strange city to talk about

Come to a strange city to talk about

1. When I came to this city, I didn't know what my original purpose was. Meeting you seemed to make me feel worried here. In a strange city, I was alone. In fact, I was not good at all, no matter how wronged I was, I would.