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Examination metaphysics

Examination metaphysics is as follows:

1. If you do well this time, you will fail next time. Therefore, if the college entrance examination happens to be a "poor exam" according to this law, it will deliberately miss the exam once to ensure that the college entrance examination can play better.

2. Every time I enter the examination room, my seat is the first row (no matter which group is the first row), and my grades in the back are definitely much better than usual.

If you are the last one to leave the examination room after this exam, you will definitely fail the next exam.

4. Wear Nike! Even if you can't wear Nike, you must not wear Xtep.

5. Have a fried dough stick and two eggs for breakfast, because it is 100.

6. Borrowing a pen used by a classmate who writes well will make his handwriting look better and increase the volume.

7. Go to koi fish. Forward this elementary school bully Hermione. Your score will be 50 points higher than the estimated score.

Why there are "superstitious" behaviors:

Superstition arises when the relationship between "behavior" and "result" is misunderstood. American psychologist B F F Skinner once put eight hungry pigeons in a cage and put food regularly every 15 seconds. That is to say, no matter what pigeons do, food will always appear-so, aren't they just waiting? But after a while, six pigeons showed strange behavior.

The first one keeps turning; The second one repeatedly poked his head into a corner above the box; The third repeatedly looked up; The fourth and fifth kept shaking their heads; The last one has been pecking at rice ... It turns out that the pigeon regards the "coincidence" of an action and feeding as a fixed "cause and effect", and then forms a "blessing ceremony".

Compared with pigeons, humans are certainly better at eliminating coincidence and analyzing cause and effect-but what if it is difficult to find regular things such as weather and disease? In the era of underdeveloped science, we can only "deceive ourselves and others" like pigeons, regard coincidence as cause and effect, and engage in superstitious activities such as begging for rain and treating diseases with incense ashes.

The superstition of the older generation now seems very ignorant and backward; But it's our turn, in fact, there will still be some of the above-mentioned exam metaphysics.