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Who has a particularly good text message? Leave me a message saying "There's a big prize". Haha, any text message about family or love is fine. Thank you.

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When a woman doesn’t look at the bill at all and only pays attention to how much tips a man pays, she just starts dating this man; when she starts to pay attention to the items on the bill , and asked the man not to tip too much. She has fallen in love with this man.

The best way to pick up girls: tear off your face, throw away your self-esteem, empty your wallet, empty your mind, use up your time, and use up your energy. There's nothing you can't soak up.

I am from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing. I hold your downy hand and take a bite. Love makes us walk upright.

After the separation, the two are in love, the three meals are boring, the four seasons are dull, the five grains are indistinguishable, the six gods have no master, and everything is confused. Why? Very lovesick! Helpless in every possible way.

First Love is a new version, Old Love Rekindled is a refreshed version, Living Together Before Marriage is a trial version, Wedding Night is a genuine version, The Secret of the Golden House is a collector's version, Seducing someone else's wife is a pirated version.

Don’t ask me how deeply I love you, go and bask in the scorching sun, the sun represents my love; don’t ask me how long I have loved you, look up at the lonely starry sky, the moon represents my heart!

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He wants to tell you for me; my heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart is waiting for you.

My eyes are still clear and my heart is very clean. My life is lived in arctic colors, day or night. Like my love, simple, simple.

Can you really find someone you truly love in your life? I have no idea. All I know is that there is a mirror in front of me that clearly reflects your appearance.

I don’t have too many sweet words, I only have a heart that loves you forever. It's not easy for us to meet each other. Are you really willing to let this relationship blow by like the wind? The deeper the love, the more painful my heart becomes. Leaving you is the most painful choice for me.

My heart has been split in two! Half of it is you! The other half is for you! Let us be like vines and trees. When needed, one is the other's tree. Let us join hands to move towards a better tomorrow.

Maybe my smile is not bright enough, but it is enough to clear away the haze of winter for you; maybe my hands are not gentle enough, but they can still brush away the dust of the world for you! If fate arranges for us to be together, I will cherish you!

I feel more and more that you are the elf in my life, flipping and jumping in my empty time and space. Some people say that the most beautiful things in the world are spring and love; in my eyes, the place with you is the most beautiful.

No matter where I am in the world, no matter in spring, summer, autumn or winter, I will definitely take you with me. No matter where I go, you will be the heaviest luggage in my life. Thinking about it, you are the only one who is best to me. If you don’t want me, who will?

If you believe that you are destined, you should admit your destiny. If you have time, you should keep distance. So, marry me! Our love is a fate that has no boundaries of time and space! The greatest hope in this life is to have you by my side for the rest of my life...

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