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Have you heard these classic quotations?
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Personality signatures of three things.
First of all, there are only three things. Can you not cause trouble to others? Forget it once or twice. TM, I've said it for more than three times, and it's still the same problem, which keeps bringing problems to other people's work. Can I have a snack?
Second, just three things, the third stubborn bronze has finally seen the light! Come and rub the heat/fruit/
3. Mr. Awkward fell asleep without saying good night to me for three days, adhering to the old saying that things are no more than three, so he is very unhappy today. I called him and woke up. I was in a daze when I answered the phone. I heard that I was angry and kept explaining that he was awake. In the evening, he went to sing K with friends in the courtyard and drank wine. He seems to have a lot to say.
Fourth, in my eyes, it is nothing more than three, that is, after the third answer, it can really be over. Whether you like it or not is free. Thank you for the extraordinary people you have walked through in your life. Love is always there, and people don't have to be together.
You said that you are always too self-righteous and take everything for granted. This is the second time you have made a low-level mistake. After three things, you are finished. Change, you must get rid of this smelly problem!
6. A cat explains well what "no more than three things" means. The first time you touch her, you will be docile, the second time you will be impatient, the third time you will whistle a warning, and the fourth time you dare to touch her, you must bite or scratch!
Seven, some things can be regarded as never happened, and some people can't do it. If one day you do something that hurts me, I won't pursue it, which means I want to be friends with you, but after all, there are nothing more than three things, so please respect yourself, because this is my first time as a human being. I have no reason to let you go.
Eight, just three, the sequel is not as good as one or two. Tip of the tongue 3 really ruined the signboard. Can you take off the big sign on the tip of your tongue and change its name?
Nine, I don't like this behavior of running home without saying hello in advance, forcing Capricorn to death. Only three times. It's been three times. What should we do?
Ten, the matter is only three, the second flight is cancelled, and you can report to the low IQ club without watching the weather forecast in the future.
Eleven, things are no more than three, I am very happy, I can prepare other things with peace of mind, and brush the open class healthy and upright.
Twelve, so step by step to challenge my bottom line, but three things, this is bound to persist, if you want to be so unhappy, then why?
Thirteen, last night, I suddenly remembered something in a trance. I haven't thought about you for a long time. I didn't keep myself too busy to miss you, and I didn't delay thinking about you on the principle of three things. At that moment, I really felt that I had really turned over a page.
Fourteen, things are only three or six, but the stone in your heart can be left behind.
15. The bottom line of being a man should be lying. Anyway, don't cheat. Lying is the most unforgivable thing. A few years ago, you might have laughed without saying a word. Now it's basically a label that you can't get close to a person. No matter who it is, it can't be torn off when it is put on. Most people are drifting away from it. However, none of these things exist, no matter who you are, whether you like it or not.
Sixteen, but three things, can't do it, come back when you can.
Seventeen, you fell down in the same place twice, in fact, only three times, XSX. You look down on yourself!
Nineteen, there are only three things, otherwise please disappear with these broken things.
Twenty, tomorrow will be the second year, but I believe I can do it! Qian Xi, wait for my husband to hug me! ! !
Twenty-one, the ball is gone. Let me pass the next level. Six, just three things, right?
Twenty-two, if you really meet the right person, it is enough to say it once, and you don't have to say it every day, just wait for a long time.
Twenty-three, I can't edit, I can't write 200 words a day. . . I wish you a happy birthday and make a wish without delay. I have made this wish twice on New Year's Day and New Year's Day, but please realize my wish after three things.
Twenty-four, finally at the end of the university, I passed CET-6, and I passed the exam for the third time. It makes sense to do nothing except three things.
Twenty-five, the ancients said that things are only three. Daily superstition, a pair of koi fish, praying for tomorrow's CET-4 results.
Twenty-six, there was not enough time this semester, and as a result, I failed in grade six. It is said that there are no more than three things. I am looking forward to this June.
Twenty-seven, there is no if in life, only consequences and results. What goes around comes around. You must pay everything back. Don't take yourself too seriously I can help you if you want to become a full member.
Twenty-eight, my endurance limit has a bottom line. Don't take my tolerance as your presumptuous capital. Just because I have a good temper now doesn't mean I have a good temper. One should not make the same mistake more than three times.
Twenty-nine, I swear, this is the last time I buy Chili. It's only three or three days before I lose it. I really won't buy it again. It's nothing.
Thirty, you must see the result before you believe it! Only three things! Fight again next time!
31. Bless tomorrow morning! I don't want to start over! ! Only three things! !
Thirty-two. I took the exam twice. Although English is not fat, do it anyway! Some people got a full 100, which is a multiple-choice question. Be careful! For various reasons, only three times. For the last time, I'll try to show you.
Thirty-three, very good. The new semester. There are only three things. Study, study, study, say the important things three times.
I learned a new word called "should" a few days ago, and then I stayed at home all day today and found myself more and more homesick. In the past 17, I voluntarily cut my long hair twice and put down my mobile phone to meet two very important people. One should not make the same mistake more than three times.
Do you like these classic quotations?
1, this rough world will not be gentle with you, it will always be sharp and harsh, but everything is fair in the face of strength.
2. Make a living outside. Don't express your pain to anyone, because most people don't care and the rest are happy to hear it.
All unexpected events are accompanied by a long foreshadowing.
4. A city can make you unforgettable, probably because there are people you love deeply and you have parted ways.
Before the pain, everyone will tell you that everything will pass. However, you don't know when and how it will end. So many times, you will still be anxious, afraid, sad and at a loss. Therefore, people spend most of their lives struggling to stand alone by a little light from outside.
6. A good life means not dreaming, doing more, getting less, smiling often and being content.
7. Everyone is very happy. However, your happiness is often seen by others.
8. What you pay now will be a kind of precipitation, and they will pave the way silently, just to make you a better person.
9, optimistic, happy, life is so short, don't waste time on things that are not worth mentioning.
10, nothing is eternal, things change. See this temporality in all things, don't worry, don't try to do anything. Just wait! Wait for nothing. If you can wait, the transition is there. Waiting itself is a transformation.
1 1. Everyone is the moon, and there is always a dark side that no one can see.
12, time, let the deep things sink deeper and deeper, let the shallow things sink deeper and deeper. If you look down, you will get less hurt. Time has changed, love will fade and break up. Don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't be heartbroken. It really takes a long time to understand the people and things you really miss.
13, I will live on one of the stars and smile on a certain star. Whenever you look up at the starry sky at night, it's like seeing all the stars smiling.
14, the books you have read and the things you have experienced have been waiting for a long time, but you have forgotten all those details, and the rest have become your qualities.
15, it seems that when you are sad, all the melodramatic sentences are tailored for yourself, and all the stories can be empathetic.
16, the saddest thing is not that others have offended you again, but that you always have a hard time with yourself.
17. One day, when I was old, someone asked me which period of my life was the happiest. Perhaps, I will not hesitate to say that it was when I was a teenager. At that time, love had not come yet, and life was carefree; The most painful things are tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but in retrospect, it was so small.
18, no matter what everyone in the world says, I think my feeling is correct. No matter what others think, I won't disturb my rhythm. I like it naturally, but I don't like it for long.
19, the real life is to do your job well every day. Don't ask for love and vision that has nothing to do with you at present. Don't dwell on unnecessary emotions and judgments. No delusions, no self-indulgence. Don't hurt, don't be enemies with yourself and others. Don't perform and don't believe in other people's performances.
What you have to overcome is your vanity, not your desire to show off. What you have to deal with is the cleverness you always want to rush out and show off.
2 1, life is like this. You think you have escaped from one whirlpool, but in fact another whirlpool is at your feet. Kick it in hard. Therefore, we don't need to work too hard in life, and our hearts will take us where we should go.
22. In this bizarre world, no one can live a smooth life. But I always believe that those who have experienced all kinds of disasters and tasted all kinds of tastes will be more lively and clean after walking through Pinghu misty rain and years of mountains and rivers. Time is always a bystander, and all the processes and results need to be borne by yourself.
23. I want to have the freedom and courage to be myself.
24. It is better to find an interesting person to marry, which is much more lasting than the happiness brought by money and appearance. Of course, fun and fun are two concepts. Fun is a superficial stimulus, and fun is a deep interest in the bones. Life will overwhelm our enthusiasm with dullness, and only interest can make you face the difficult reality. Interesting people, a bowl of porridge can also drink the fragrance of roses.
25. You only remember my vicious tongue, my savagery and my shrew, but you can't remember me who loved you at the beginning.
26. Take a bath, see flowers and eat. If you feel happy, it's not all because the bath is clean, the flowers are blooming well, or the food is to your taste, mainly because you have nothing in your heart.
27, there is an embarrassing age, called marriage too early, love a little late. Playing with children is boring, and staying with adults is not a topic. I am too idle at home to go out. I don't want to be scolded for being unsatisfactory, and I am accused of being unrealistic for thinking too much. Youth is like this, which makes people feel at a loss, but it takes several years to discover its beauty and importance.
28. All the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lacking money and having no partner.
29. I never want to see you in my life, but it's not you who will see you again. What won't reappear in your heart is only vicissitudes and fleeting time.
30. I know you are coming towards me through the crowd. There is a you somewhere in this world. Thought of here, my heart became peaceful. Maybe I don't know you yet, but we are no longer entangled in whether we missed each other's most beautiful years, let alone who we loved and who we broke our hearts for. We are not perfect, we are warm to each other. Please wait for me on your way, and we will meet again.
3 1, this rough world will not be gentle with you, it will always be sharp and harsh, but in the face of strength, everything is fair.
There are two main points in being a man: don't let yourself down and don't wronged others.
33. All unexpected events are accompanied by a long foreshadowing.
34. Those who dare not get angry are cowards, and those who don't get angry are wise men.
35. Being alive is a kind of luck, and being young is a kind of happiness.
Do you like these classic quotations?
1, a person's life can be good or bad; You can live a hundred years or not; You can be an artist or you can saw wood. It doesn't make much difference But one thing is that he can't be unrecognizable, can't become a ghost, can't talk nonsense, can't lie, and can't see himself when he wakes up and feels ugly. A person wants live high, clean.
2. I found that it is a good strategy in life not to talk when there is nothing to say and to remain silent when I don't know how to answer others' words.
3, the so-called old age, there is no secret. Only when you are in love can you save some feelings and know some gratitude during the cold war.
4. Change as soon as possible, if you don't want your life to be wrong, you don't want a vicious circle.
The most effective way to treat sadness is to study. When you are hit, frustrated, shivering in your bones, seeing your world destroyed and experiencing your honor being stepped into the sewer, there is only one thing you have to learn. Understand why the world has changed so much and what has changed. This is the only thing that can make the heart never tired, never alienated, and never regret.
6. You must realize which direction you want to develop, and then you must aim in that direction, right away. You can't waste another second. You can't waste it.
7. How many secrets does an individual need to hide to spend his life skillfully? The plateau illuminated by the Buddha is heaven in three steps and two steps, but there are still so many people who are preoccupied and can't walk.
8. Sometimes you will find that speed and depth seem to be contradictory. When you can talk to yourself, slowly save an emotion and brew an emotion, you will no longer be lonely. Talking to yourself, yes! This is it! I like reading, because it can give me the opportunity to talk to myself again and again and listen to my inner voice.
9. There is a friend under the word love. Love you, we are lovers; No, we are friends. I don't think it is difficult to be friends after breaking up, but it takes time.
10, Busy is a good medicine for all mental disorders. When you are busy, you are not sad, gossiping, forced or infatuated. There is no anger or joy on a calm face. Looking at the past, I only vaguely wrote a scroll.
1 1, the initial heart must not be all black and unshakable, no doubt. Such self-confidence often stems from ignorance. The way to find the initial heart must be full of anxiety and fear. In this world, the most terrible thing is the way to yourself.
12, we will all change, our looks will change, and our hearts will change. Many old friends have become like strangers, and they have to change because they have to play different roles to meet the needs of life and environment.
13. Some people don't seem to care about you at all. In fact, you don't know how many times ta resisted the impulse to contact you.
14. The reason why a person quits his job is that he has a bad stomach and can't digest the cake painted by his boss.
15, I think the saddest thing is not missing. But I met and got it, but I lost it in a hurry. Then my heart became a scar. It hurts every time it hurts you.
16, braver when I was a child than now. Quarrel with your deskmate and break up with a piece of candy. I was beaten by my biological father and told my mother to laugh whenever she had pocket money. The boy who has a crush on me wants to chase after Ban Hua and generously helps him write love letters. Everyone is gone, so it's no big deal to cry. But I can't do it now. I can't trust people who have hurt themselves. I can't leave in any way I even cry confidently for fear of waking others.
17, we are always grateful to those who invited us to eat two meals, but we are hard on those who have been in charge of our meals for twenty years.
18, the hell you stepped on is only the reflection of heaven, and the story of my lip angle is also the ashes of time.
19, the mirror is dirty, so we won't mistake our faces for dirty; Then why do we feel bad about ourselves when others say bad things casually?
20. The best way is to buy food. As soon as you enter the vegetable market, you can feel the fireworks coming from your face. Watching a bunch of people struggle for their own lives, no matter how melodramatic and pretentious you are, you will fall to the ground.
2 1, be kind to a person desperately, and don't like you for fear that he will do something wrong. It's not love, it's flattery. After breaking up, I feel that I love each other more and can't live without him. This is not love, it is unwilling.
22. I offended many people because I was outspoken, but I won't beat around the bush. Recently, I saw a good saying: people are kind and unforgivable, and their hearts are sweet and unforgivable. Kind people dare to speak out, but sweet people hide mystery and treachery. I would rather have a group of herdsman than a group of sweet-mouthed thieves!
23. Woman, you have to earn money by yourself, you have to drive, you have to dress up, your car has oil, your mobile phone has electricity and your wallet has money. These are all security. Remember, don't be a woman who needs a man, be a woman who needs a man!
24. Comfortable feeling means that when you talk about any topic, the other person can talk about it in Kan Kan, not because the other person is well informed, but because the other person is extremely interested. I see, the other party will say you don't know; If you don't understand, the other person will ask you what you know. If you have heard of it, the other party knows how to share feelings; I haven't heard of it. The curiosity of the other party also makes you full of desire to speak. The best way for two people to get along is to know that you enter and I retreat, and you retreat and I enter.
25. For the future you want, no matter how difficult it is now, stick to it with confidence.
26. Your beliefs can't prove that you are better, only your actions can prove it.
Don't try to explain your selfishness and stupidity with the absurd reason that I will lose my temper with you because I love you.
28. When quarreling with the person you love, the sentence that can make him completely collapse is on the tip of your mouth, but you hold back. Having control over the situation, leaving room for the future, being tolerant of others and restraining yourself are the real high EQ.
29. I like a sentence very much: the more you know, the less you care, the more you experience, the less you complain, the more you are carefree and the more you are melodramatic.
30. Many people are not withdrawn, but socialize with principles and choices. Say a thousand words to the person you like, but not a word to others.
3 1, I have to admit that I am a very naive person. I want to be in love for a lifetime, and I want to be in friends for a lifetime. Although I sometimes pretend that everything will go with the flow, I don't want anything beautiful to change a little. For a person who has no foresight in feelings, the greatest expectation is probably that all feelings can be sincere and long-lasting.
32. There is a wonderful saying in mathematics, and I hope it can also be used in love: there is only one.
33, worry about this thing, you cover your mouth, it will run out of your eyes.
He doesn't like you. It's no use showing up at his side on purpose. The candy you gave him is not sweet. What are you doing here and there? In his view, this is the same as the nature of sales information. He can't understand your thoughtfulness in status update. It doesn't matter if you cry to death. He is your life background, and you are his A, B and D..
35. Many times, it is obvious that a hug can solve the problem. Why did you break up?
Mushroom Cool, are you looking for these classic quotations?
1, the process of shaping yourself is very painful, but please believe that you will gain better yourself.
It's better to make a clean break than to fight. Girls should remember that from now on, their mouths should be sweet, their hearts should be cruel, they should stay and roll.
In this world, there is no one who has to love or do anything. Unless, that person is you, that thing is that I love you. I only have one life, and I can't give it generously to people I don't love.
If you give him a dollar a day, he will hate you as long as you don't give it to him for a day. If you hit him every day, as long as you don't hit him every day, he will kneel down and thank you. So is human nature, so is life, and so is love.
Life is only a few decades, so don't leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh happily, cry if you want, and love when you should. There is no point in suppressing yourself. There are two kinds of anguish in life: one is that the desire is not satisfied, and the other is that the desire is satisfied.
6. We all want to get closer, but we pretend to be estranged every day.
7. The speed at which you deal with emotions is the speed at which you move towards success.
8. Only people you like will become talkative, and people you don't like don't want to say a word.
9. People are often the most sentimental and vulnerable when they are idle, and the clearest and strongest when they are struggling in the abyss.
10. If one day you marry a lover, I must thank you for not marrying.
You may not be naive, but you must be kind. Be kind and tolerant like a child, and then make yourself better.
12, the person who makes you cry is the person you love the most; Those who know your tears are the ones who love you the most; The person who dries your tears is the last person with you. How I wish these three people were you.
13, don't think of things that don't come, don't be wishful thinking for people who don't belong to you. It is enough to live in the present and cherish what you have in front of you.
14, a strong man should have three basic conditions: the most savage body, the most civilized mind and the invincible spirit.
15, people who really care about you are very picky when they are fine, and hold your hand and say nothing when they are in trouble. Supervise you in prosperity and support you in adversity. It is enough to have three or two people in life.
16, you have to make it clear that you like each other, not that they like you. Since you took the initiative, even if you suffered a great injustice, you should expect it, and you can't blame anyone. Have the courage to pursue love, but also have the courage to accept tears, and you must bear the consequences yourself. You have the ability to like others, but you have no ability to make others like you.
17, it's very important who you marry, because he determines the state of your life. Who you marry is more important, she may decide the level and height of your life. Don't marry willingly or against your will.
18, a word to cure the difficulty of choice: go or not, go; When buying or not buying, don't buy; Whether to say it or not, don't say it; When giving or not giving, give; Don't eat when you are eating or not eating.
19, go the wrong way, remember to turn back; If you love the wrong person, you must know how to let go. People's hearts are relative, changing truth for truth; Feelings are mutual, warm your heart with your heart. Just take a walk together, why make memories longer than the journey?
20, the so-called education, perhaps this is the case, love and patience, plus the way children can understand. The world is neither so good nor so bad, but many things in this world can't be described only as good or bad.
2 1. When we were young, our city was like a suburb with a brisk pace. At that time, the sky was blue and the road was wide. When we grow up, our existence is like dust, and our distance is pulled apart.
22. Only by becoming the person you want to be can you meet the love you want to meet. The so-called love story with just the right temperature, the so-called heroic dream in a tired life.
23. Mature people need masks, put on a strong face to the society, and take off gentleness to face their families.
24. Although I don't know if I will meet someone better than you, although I don't know if I will fall in love with others, in my limited life, if I have another chance, I would still like to meet you that summer.
25. Missing has no sound, only heaven and earth are listening; There is no sound, only the wind is whispering; There is no sound in the flowers, but spring can't bear to wake you up; There is no news of flowers, that's because of the season. Traveling all over Qian Shan, after all, I can't get out of fate; Looking through the autumn water, you are still drifting on the other side …
26, we all love to be brave, tears in our hearts but smiling without a word.
27. Home is a shelter from the wind and rain, a lamp waiting for you forever, a kitchen full of fireworks, and a table of meals cooked by family members.
28. If you miss someone, you don't have to hear his voice. Hearing his voice may be another matter. Everything in imagination is often a little better than reality. People you miss are a little warmer than reality. Missing something that seems far away, but sometimes it's just a little closer to reality.
29. No matter how deeply you are hurt, there will always be someone who forgives all the difficulties brought by your previous life.
30. Love is not to find a perfect person, but to learn to appreciate imperfect people with perfect eyes.
3 1, there is everything in this world, as long as you are willing to feel it with your heart.
32. There will always be people who change themselves and let go of the bottom line to accommodate you; I am not born with a good temper, but I am afraid of losing you, so I would rather spoil you and hold you in my arms. The so-called personality incompatibility is just an excuse for not loving.
33. I met the wrong person or was cheated by scum, but because of my previous efforts, I felt too reluctant to give up immediately, so pandering was delayed for some years. It really shouldn't be like this. The sooner you get rid of the mistakes in your life, the better. Don't hurt yourself, miss the opportunity to get rid of them, and turn your life into a negative value.
34. No matter what others think, don't disturb your own rhythm. I like it naturally, but I don't like it for long.
35. Being single for a long time, I feel that a person's state is quite good: read if you want to read, sleep when you are tired, eat whatever you want, be quiet for a while if you don't want to contact anyone, go out for a trip or stay at home. It's better to be quick about love, don't start casually, don't compromise in a hurry, and nothing really worth it will be so easy. Cherish the days when you can still be single. I "don't mind being alone, it's more comfortable than loving you".
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