Who has classic text messages about love? The more the better

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In On a crowded bus, a girl suddenly shouted: Stop being so crowded! Stop crowding! Squeeze out all the milk from others! (She is holding yogurt)

When the horse is showing off, it jumps and jumps, when the donkey shows off, it brays, when the man shows off, he cries, when the woman shows off, she wants it, the most showy thing is watching Laughing non-stop while holding her cell phone

A nun went to the hospital for a B-ultrasound, and a careless nurse gave her the test sheet of a pregnant woman. After reading this, the nun sighed and said: "These days, even carrots are unreliable."

Read this message, you owe me a hug; delete this message, you owe me a kiss; save this message , you owe me a date; if you reply, you owe me everything; if you don’t reply, you are mine

I like to crawl around on you, like to touch every inch of your skin, and like to lie down Your arms, I can't leave you for a moment, I love you - sofa!

That day you held that thing and shook it up and down, telling you to be gentler and not too fierce, but you just didn’t listen, and the spray made me sticky and wet... I told you to open the champagne a long time ago Can you squirt?

Are you secretly missing me? Are you really secretly thinking about me? If you really miss me, just tell me, I won’t let you miss me, everyone is reasonable, I miss you too

There is something I have always wanted to say to you, but you know Once its weight is revealed, we may not even be friends, but I can’t control my feelings... When will you treat me to dinner?

Urgent reminder: Look to your left, and look again to your right. Please be careful of a psychopath who has just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with his mobile phone.

Congratulations on winning the grand prize. Please go to the People's Bank of China with your saber, shotgun, and cannon at 10 o'clock tonight to collect your prize.

The lady’s four major wishes: wealthy people come to the karaoke bar, countless tips, there is no AIDS in the world, and men can ejaculate in just two strokes.

If you don’t pick up a girl, you are a treasonous person. If you see a girl, you will do it for heaven’s sake. The breasts are high and the more you touch them, the more sexy you get. Your waist is slender and you have special skills. Your body is small and endless.

Chief :Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, chief! The commander patted a soldier on the chest and said: How well these muscles have been trained! Soldier: Report to the leader, I am a female soldier

"Is it tight?" "Not tight!" "Can you go in a little further?" "Be careful, it should be OK!" "Does it hurt?" "It doesn't hurt. ! It feels so good! Just buy this pair.”

I thought, I felt itchy on both pieces, so I took a stick and inserted it in the middle. The stick was short, and I felt it was gone. I don’t want to think about it anymore... I’m addicted to cigarettes again

A man is not bad, but a bit perverted; a man who is not coquettish is a idiot. If a man is not attentive, he definitely has nerves; if a man is not a gangster, his development is abnormal.

The king wants 100 pigs. The minister only brought 99 heads. The king said: "There is another pig?" The minister said: "There is another person who is reading the text message"! whee! !

Don’t move! robbery! All hands up! The man stands on the left and the woman stands on the right. The pervert is standing in the middle, saying you are still reading text messages!

I fell in love with you at first sight. I wanted to date you without saying a word. I came to you three times and four times. I gave you five roses. I wanted to see you all the time. I was obsessed with you for nine days and nine nights. I am so happy with you that I will throw you away in ten days

I dreamed of you last night: we were walking by the river, clinging to each other. You raised your head and stared into my eyes, and uttered three words affectionately... woof woof woof

First-class men have homes outside their homes, second-class men have flowers outside their homes, third-class men find homes among flowers, and fourth-class men have homes outside their homes. When a man comes home from work, the wife of the fifth-class man is not at home, and the sixth-class man has no wife and home.

The men's and women's toilets in the school are adjacent to each other. A girl forgot to bring toilet paper when she went to the toilet. She was at a loss when suddenly toilet paper came from next door. The girl's face turned pale and asked: "Who is it?" A deep and powerful voice came out. The male voice replied: "Lei Feng!"

A woman went to an Arab restaurant to dine and saw that anyone with a beard did not have to pay for the meal. Suspicious, the boss said: Anyone with a beard is a police officer. The woman then lifted up her skirt and said: I am the secret police.

To be passionate is stupid, to be ruthless is the coolest, to be infatuated is stupid, to be ruthless is to be sophisticated. Loving only one is a bit silly, but falling in love with two is the minimum. Three or five is just right, and ten or eight is cool.

Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is resolute, getting you is joyful, and staying with you for life is inevitable.

Cricket and Centipede got married. The next day, Cricket said grumblingly: It’s not okay to break one of the fucking legs, it’s not okay to break another one, and it’s not enough to break another leg. It’s not enough to break the legs all night long!

A village woman was carrying a basket of eggs. She met some burly men on the road. They gang-raped her and then ran away. The peasant woman got up and patted the dust: What a big deal, I thought I was robbing the eggs!

A woman blushes five times in her life: the first time; the first time with her husband; the first time with someone other than her husband; the first time she receives money; the first time she pays. time.

After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what wish I wanted to make? I said: I want you to help me take care of the person who is reading the text message, and bless that person to be safe and happy forever

A bachelor takes his wife. When they were having sex, the stickman said: One gun has two bullets, and he has not participated in the war for 27 years. The wife was not convinced after hearing this: a temple with two doors, no one has entered in 31 years 7633

Little Pig cried sadly. Mom asked: Why are you crying? Piggy said: I feel stupid. His mother comforted him: Son, don’t cry, the person reading this text message is stupider than you!

The first time was so difficult: lying on the bed, enduring the hard insertion of the rod into the body, it really hurt, but after it was fully inserted, it didn’t hurt so much, and I was quite excited... Donating blood is an honor.

I was very nervous the first time. He kept asking me to relax gently, and then inserted into my body. There was bleeding there. I was so painful that I couldn’t cry out. Then I realized... this is what blood donation is like.

Notice: After investigation, you have repeatedly used mobile phone text messages to spread pornographic information. Please surrender to the public security department within three days, otherwise you will be dealt with seriously. Municipal Anti-Internet Crime Center.

Warning: Due to overload use, your phone has undergone violent internal changes and is about to explode. Please throw your phone away in an empty place immediately after reading this prompt...

In On a crowded bus, a girl suddenly shouted: Stop being so crowded! Stop crowding! Squeeze out all the milk from others! (She is holding yogurt)

When the horse is showing off, it jumps and jumps, when the donkey shows off, it brays, when the man shows off, he cries, when the woman shows off, she wants it, the most showy thing is watching Laughing non-stop while holding her cell phone

A nun went to the hospital for a B-ultrasound, and a careless nurse gave her the test sheet of a pregnant woman. After reading this, the nun sighed and said: "These days, even carrots are unreliable."

Read this message, you owe me a hug; delete this message, you owe me a kiss; save this message , you owe me a date; if you reply, you owe me everything; if you don’t reply, you are mine

I like to crawl around on you, like to touch every inch of your skin, and like to lie down Your arms, I can't leave you for a moment, I love you - sofa!

That day, you held that thing and shook it up and down, telling you to be gentler and not too fierce, but you just didn’t listen. As a result, I sprayed all over my body sticky and wet... I told you to open the champagne a long time ago. Can you squirt?

Are you secretly missing me? Are you really secretly thinking about me? If you really miss me, just tell me, I won’t let you miss me, everyone is reasonable, I miss you too

There is something I have always wanted to say to you, but you know Once its weight is revealed, we may not even be friends, but I can’t control my feelings... When will you invite me to dinner?

Urgent reminder: Look to your left, and look again to your right. Please be careful of a psychopath who has just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with his mobile phone.

Congratulations on winning the grand prize. Please go to the People's Bank of China with your saber, shotgun, and cannon at 10 o'clock tonight to collect your prize.

The lady’s four major wishes: wealthy people come to the karaoke bar, countless tips, there is no AIDS in the world, and men can ejaculate in just two strokes.

If you don’t pick up a girl, you are a treasonous person. If you see a girl, you will do it for heaven’s sake. The breasts are high and the more you touch them, the more sexy you get. Your waist is slender and you have special skills. Your body is small and endless.

Chief :Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, chief! The commander patted a soldier on the chest and said: How well these muscles have been trained! Soldier: Report to the leader, I am a female soldier

"Is it tight?" "Not tight!" "Can you go in a little further?" "Be careful, it should be OK!" "Does it hurt?" "It doesn't hurt. ! It feels so good! Just buy this pair.”

I thought, I felt itchy on both pieces, so I took a stick and inserted it in the middle. The stick was short, and I felt it was gone. I don’t want to think about it anymore... I’m addicted to cigarettes again

A man is not bad, but a bit perverted; a man who is not coquettish is a idiot. If a man is not attentive, he definitely has nerves; if a man is not a gangster, his development is abnormal.

The king wants 100 pigs. The minister only brought 99 heads. The king said: "There is another pig?" The minister said: "There is another person who is reading the text message"! whee! !

Don’t move! robbery! All hands up! The man stands on the left and the woman stands on the right. The pervert is standing in the middle, saying you are still reading text messages!

I fell in love with you at first sight. I wanted to date you without saying a word. I came to you three times and four times. I gave you five roses. I wanted to see you all the time. I was obsessed with you for nine days and nine nights. I am so happy with you that I will throw you away in ten days

I dreamed of you last night: we were walking by the river, clinging to each other. You raised your head and stared into my eyes, and uttered three words affectionately... woof woof woof

First-class men have homes outside their homes, second-class men have flowers outside their homes, third-class men find homes among flowers, and fourth-class men have homes outside their homes. When a man comes home from work, the wife of the fifth-class man is not at home, and the sixth-class man has no wife and home.

The men's and women's toilets in the school are adjacent to each other. A girl forgot to bring toilet paper when she went to the toilet. She was at a loss when suddenly toilet paper came from next door. The girl's face turned pale and asked: "Who is it?" A deep and powerful voice came out. The male voice replied: "Lei Feng!"

A woman went to an Arab restaurant to dine and saw that anyone with a beard did not have to pay for the meal. Suspicious, the boss said: Anyone with a beard is a police officer. The woman then lifted up her skirt and said: I am the secret police.

To be passionate is stupid, to be ruthless is the coolest, to be infatuated is stupid, to be ruthless is to be sophisticated. Loving only one is a bit silly, but falling in love with two is the minimum. Three or five is just right, and ten or eight is cool.

Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is resolute, getting you is joyful, and staying with you for life is inevitable.

Cricket and Centipede got married. The next day, Cricket said grumblingly: It’s not okay to break one of the fucking legs, it’s not okay to break another one, and it’s not enough to break another leg. It’s not enough to break the legs all night long!

A village woman was carrying a basket of eggs. She met some burly men on the road. They gang-raped her and then ran away. The peasant woman got up and patted the dust: What a big deal, I thought I was robbing the eggs!

A woman blushes five times in her life: the first time; the first time with her husband; the first time with someone other than her husband; the first time she receives money; the first time she pays. time.

After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what wish I wanted to make? I said: I want you to help me take care of the person who is reading the text message, and bless that person to be safe and happy forever

A bachelor takes his wife. When they were having sex, the stickman said: One gun has two bullets, and he has not participated in the war for 27 years. The wife was not convinced after hearing this: a temple with two doors, no one has entered in 31 years 7633

Little Pig cried sadly. Mom asked: Why are you crying? Piggy said: I feel stupid.

His mother comforted him: Son, don’t cry, the person reading this text message is stupider than you!

The first time was so difficult: lying on the bed, enduring the hard insertion of the rod into the body, it really hurt, but after it was fully inserted, it didn’t hurt so much, and I was quite excited... Donating blood is an honor.

I was very nervous the first time. He kept asking me to relax gently, and then inserted into my body. There was bleeding there. I was so painful that I couldn’t cry out. Then I realized... this is what blood donation is like.