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Funny teacher's day greetings

Teacher: On the occasion of the Spring Festival, students give you a pair of couplets: clean hands, a piano and a sword, a stroke of calligraphy and painting, a stroke of style, a stroke of righteousness, Marxism-Leninism, Mao Zedong and Deng Xiaoping.

Teacher: I want to invite you to dinner, but I have no money. I want to give you a gift, but I haven't bought it yet; I want to say I love you, but I'm afraid Jenny will be angry ... let's hurry today!

When I first entered the ocean of knowledge, I almost suffocated. It is you, teacher, who silently gave me the "oxygen" to supplement my knowledge. This is selfless, but priceless. Success comes from your practice, and Excellence comes from your practice. While cheering for today, we will always remember your original teachings and proverbs!

You were so strict when the teacher was at school that I had to avoid you. After graduation, you will never care about me again, so I want to repay you.

Hello, teacher! It's not because you always call you teacher, but because people always believe that "ginger is still old and spicy". Teacher, your image expresses your devotion to "the most glorious cause under the sun", and you have devoted your life and blood to this soul project!

Teachers' Day funny messages, blessings, gratitude, praise, nostalgia.

Funny article:

On the occasion of Teacher's Day, I send four words to my dear teacher: Happy Teacher's Day! !

If I were a poet, I would write thousands of poems with enthusiasm and praise my dear teacher. Am I a poet? No, so I can only use this short message to express my blessing: Happy holidays!

There was a sincere concern before me, but I didn't cherish it. If God can give me another chance, I will say to you: Thank you, teacher!

Although after so many years, my admiration for teachers is still like a raging river. ...

Teacher, it's getting dark. Be good and go to bed early. Good Night! We like your smile. You have a beautiful smile, really!

Teacher, today is Teacher's Day. Are you sleeping? We're fine, we won't wake you up by phone, so please sleep a little longer!

Teacher, do you know that your image on the podium is so great and charming? I hope you will always be young, radiant and full of peaches and plums!

Teacher: I want to invite you to dinner, but I have no money. I want to give you a gift, but I haven't bought it yet; I want to say I love you, but I'm afraid Jenny will be angry ... let's hurry today!

I said, teacher, when we entered the university, you said you should find a girlfriend, but now, you are still single and a hero. Don't delay your lifelong event.

On Teacher's Day, students express their sincere wishes through SMS: May the teacher always be young and charming, and turn a blind eye during the exam. ...

Blessing article:

Day after day, the next class of students come and go. What remains unchanged is your deep love and bright smile. Dear teacher, I miss you not only today, but also today! Let me send a teacher's day blessing by SMS: health and happiness!

Write down the trajectory of your life with a piece of chalk; Dye frost on your temples and become a beautiful movement of your life; Three-foot platform makes your life brilliant! I wish teachers all over the world happiness and happy holidays!

Say hello gently. I don't want to disturb you. I just want to know if you are all right. Good health is the greatest comfort for students. Thank you for everything!

Far away from home, I can only express my deep blessing to the teacher by SMS: Happy Teacher's Day!

Teacher, let this short message be full of my blessings, fly to your side through time and space, and gently greet you: Happy Teacher's Day!

Teacher, there is a story of a naughty child in every gray hair of yours. May our blessings make your smile a little more comforting.

Although I am not your best student, you are the best teacher in my mind! Dear teacher, I wish you a happy holiday with this short message!

Never tire of learning, never tire of teaching, peaches and plums are fragrant and enjoyable. Bless you and have a happy Teacher's Day!

Grateful articles:

When I can fly freely, teacher, do you know that you are the fluttering wind under my wings?

Your teachings urge me to share joys and sorrows, and my blessing is with you day and night. With your guidance all the way, I didn't lose my way; With your attention all the way, I can successfully realize my dream!

As time goes by, we all grow up, but your sideburns are gray. We can only say to you: give it a peach, give it a plum, teacher, happy Teacher's Day!

Sir, I was unknown at school, but because of your respect, I can't be silent now. I want to say: hello, teacher!

When I entered the school gate, you gave me endless care. When I stepped out of school, you had given your all. Teacher, you are very lucky!

The teacher's kindness is so heavy that students dare not forget it. Walking into the university gate, I wish you good health, all the best and a full garden of peaches and plums!

Even in the face of everyone's surprise and praise, I dare not be complacent, because I will always stand on your shoulder.

It took a storm to know your value; You don't know your greatness until you succeed; Thank you, my respected teacher!

The teacher's kindness is so heavy that students dare not forget it. I wish you good health, all the best, and a garden full of peaches and plums during the holidays!

When we picked the harvest fruit, you left yourself with white hair dyed with chalk dust. Salute to you, dear teacher, happy holidays!

Ode:

A piece of chalk is clean, the three-foot platform is sunny and rainy all year round, plus the internal organs and Jiu Si is very attentive, and the dripping sweat is sincere and fragrant!

Facing the podium and leaning against the blackboard, in the long river of time, the teacher is you, weaving 45 minutes into countless dazzling auras with hard work, sweat and wisdom.

Teacher, you are great, like a candle to illuminate others and burn yourself. I wish you a happy Teacher's Day and take care of yourself!

Ten volumes of poems, nine chapters, eight books, seven latitudes of literature and history, plus six arts and five classics, four books, three words and two elegance, devoted themselves to planting trees and doing their best to cultivate Britain, making China rich and strong.

When we picked the harvested fruit, you stained your temples with gray hair. Salute to you, dear teacher!

We admire your knowledge, your personality and celebrate your festival together! Happy holidays, teacher!

Regardless of the cold inkstone in Qin Xin, peaches are ripe and dripping, but plums are ripe and incompetent. It is easy to grow flowers, but difficult to educate people. The valley is very fragrant, poems are full of people, paintings are full of people, and talented people smile.

I am too pious to look for words, because the word "teacher" itself is the highest respect in the world.

Missing articles:

Don't say it doesn't mean you don't miss it. Don't see it doesn't mean you don't care. Happy Teacher's Day! !

How are you, teacher? I miss you very much, please believe that no matter where we are, we will never forget you-my dearest teacher!

Teacher, maybe today, you won't think of me, but I will think of you! I wish you a happy Teacher's Day and good health!

Dear teacher, although I can't go to see you, every time I think of you, a trace of warmth will pass through my heart. Today, I can only express my consistent blessing to you by SMS: Happy Teachers' Day!

Miss will turn my miss into a good wish and bring it to you far away ... the teacher who once gave me sunshine, rain and dew and spring breeze!

Give a gentle reply, I don't want to disturb you! I just want to know if you are all right. ...

Nostalgia:

Teacher: Every ray of sunshine is my blessing to you, every star is my eyes to see you, and every ray of rain makes me miss you deeply.

Now, the sky has become our territory, and we will never forget that you gave us the faith and strength to fly. Teacher! 120 thousand respects to you!

Hello! How is your voice now? How are you, son? Are you obedient? Do students work hard? The memory of campus and your bright smile will always accompany you.

Perseverance can conquer any peak in the world. You used it to teach bad guys, but today I use it to control my life. Teacher, you have worked hard!

I want to call you and say happy holidays. But you taught me to take it lightly, so here I want to say to you by SMS: Happy Teacher's Day!

When the stars are hidden in the distant sky, the faint light still shines in your window. Because of your persistence, we have a bright future! Happy holidays!

What day is it today? Today is Teachers' Day. You will be happy today, because of my happy spell. Today, all unhappy things will disappear because I gave you an unhappy elf to eat. I'm a magician! The spell will come true!